Chapter 27 God Doesn't Threaten You Really Think I'm a Pig?
Don't want to work.
It's great if you work one day a month and rest the rest of the time.
Why is there no medicine in the world that you don't want to go to work after getting an injection?
That's how we salted fish, we have dried one side and then another, and when we are tired, we continue to turn it over.
Si Ming lay on the wide city wall, like a pancake on an iron plate, and didn't want to move at all.
If you don't work now, will there be something wrong?
No, not only is it wrong, it's absolutely bad!
"What to do, what to do...... Ahhh ”
Si Ming's face turned into a soft rice cake, and his body squirmed back and forth on the ground.
If he can, Si Ming can continue to fish twenty-four hours a day, and he has reached the invincible level in the world in terms of fishing.
However, human beings, no, even gods, have their own limits and cannot be called perfect.
The last guy who claimed to be a perfect creature is still in the background of the universe.
Because he is a mature and reliable person who has even worked, in addition to more than 99% of the soul of Si Ming, there is still a trace of the attribute called "social animal".
In other words, Si Ming itself is equivalent to being composed of the vast majority of fish and a very small number of social animals.
The elements of God? What doesn't exist, there is everything in the dream.
It's okay if you can't work at all, but if you don't hope, you have nothing, cool.
But now there is a possibility that you may be able to work.
That's pretty damning.
The trace of social animal attributes that are so slender that they can't do it began to haunt her like a cloud.
Even if she can really work one day a month and play for twenty-nine days, if she doesn't finish this day's work, the social animal attribute will make her uneasy...... Well, although often it drags on to the last day with such restlessness.
Although there is only a little bit of uncertainty about the possibility, this is just like the super 00 people in the heart of King Fusa, and it will always be a heart disease if you don't get it.
"Total ...... Anyway, try it first, and if you can't do it, you can rest assured, and if you can do it...... That's not it, right? Next, you can rest assured that Ah Tai will raise it, and you will no longer think about whether you have to work every day...... I'm a genius! Right! That's it! ”
Si Ming mobilized a pitiful number of brain cells, and after squirming on the city wall for a long time, he barely came up with a solution.
As for where the genius of this solution is, it is a mystery.
So she found her way down and crept out of the city.
Everyone was busy, and no one was fishing, so no one noticed where she went.
The battlefield is full of corpses, which looks quite scary, but in fact it is not chaotic at all, and can even be said to be orderly.
Wang Hu's command ability is no less than that of a real general, and the army of adventurers whose strength has reached the silver level is not general, and they sweep away the remnants of the beast tide as soon as they make contact.
He was so busy that he couldn't wait to grow three heads and six arms, so he naturally didn't have free time to pay attention to the slipping away Si Ming, and according to the way of thinking of normal people, it was impossible for a miscellaneous fish with LV1 to go to the battlefield casually with a slap on the head.
There are too many corpses and they are all very large, which will inevitably block the view of some people.
"Huh?"
"What's wrong?"
"Did something pass by?"
The adventurer, who had just put away his weapon, looked around in confusion, but found nothing.
"Don't you see, there's such a thing?"
"I didn't ...... Probably not...... Maybe a little nervous or something? Ay. ”
The adventurer and his companions soon forgot about it and took it as their own delusion.
So Si Ming swaggered across the battlefield.
The depths of the battlefield were not so gentle, and the battle continued.
However, it is still easy to have big bosses like Blackbeard and Eric in charge, and the two of them each lead their subordinates to clear monsters everywhere, although there is a battle but it is not difficult.
Although the mood of these two is not so relaxed.
The trash fish outside can't see Si Ming, it doesn't mean that these two can't see it.
Eric doesn't care much about other chores other than Blackbeard, and he doesn't care about anything when he sees Si Ming passing by.
"Yo, where is the lovely lady? Would you like to give you a ride? ”
Blackbeard was very curious about Si Ming and took the initiative to come over.
"Go over there and see if there's any work to do."
"Wow, it's really dedicated, I've served you, come on."
At the mention of the word "work", Blackbeard's face suddenly became distorted as if he had eaten a fly, and he hurriedly ran away.
Since Huang Taiyi has incredible abilities, and Si Ming, who is his companion, should also have it, so it must be no problem - at least that's what Blackbeard thinks.
Further, there was no fighting.
In its place is the land that has been destroyed to the point where it does not look good.
Traces of flames, traces of blood, and traces of destruction, traces of death.
Originally, it was the effective area of the highway, but now it has become as if it has been barren for thousands or tens of thousands of years, and it has a thick dead air.
The huge tomahawk, which had been broken in half, was stuck in the earth like a monument that recorded the history of countless wars.
Ning Lu fell unconscious to the ground, with a shocking scar engraved on his chest, and on his huge body, there were countless injuries of all sizes, and there was almost no intact flesh and skin.
The only thing to be thankful for is that he is theoretically barely alive.
Santa Monica's armor had been shattered in half, and her bloodclot-clotted face was filled with anger and sorrow.
The aura that was originally inseparable has now completely dissipated, and it can no longer provide healing power.
The unimaginably powerful teenager was still suspended in the air unscathed, staring at them with disdain.
Si Ming immediately saw this scene.
Ah, oh no, it's the rhythm of going to happen.
Now Si Ming doesn't even remember the names of these two people very clearly, but it is clear that they are both good people and big guys.
Hugging your thighs is a very important thing, because you have to use your thighs to rub the intelligence of the artifact, which is very simple, and there will even be candy to eat.
Now the thighs look dangerous, and if you don't do it, you'll hang up right away.
If the thigh hangs up, it will be bad, and the emperor will be angry, and the plan will be chaotic.
If the plan is chaotic, there is no sugar to eat.
After thinking about it for a while, Si Ming finally returned his thinking to the matter of "whether there is sugar to eat", ignoring all the more important keys, which are fatal rhythms in every sense.
I can't do something about it.
Although it is absolutely ineffective for Huang Taiyi, it is not necessarily for others.
If you overdraw your divine power, you can do it.
"What is this? Woo...... It's disgusting, just don't see it. ”
The boy was already in the air, and at a glance he saw Si Ming walking straight over, and when he looked closely, there was only LV1.
So he quickly turned his face as if he saw something dirty, for him, a weak chicken with too low level felt uncomfortable even looking at it, let alone attacking.
Santa Monica, who was constantly wheezing, her pupils were frozen at the moment when she found Si Ming.
"Let's go! Don't come here! ”
Santa Monica shouted sternly.
"That...... Can you bring me one? Team up and take a wild man or something...... Okay, right? I don't rob the monster, just put a buff. ”
Si Ming raised his hand very confidently.
"Let's go!"
Santa Monica's heart was very anxious, and her body did not have the strength to obey the call, and it was already difficult to shout.
But Si Ming was clearly disobedient.
What to do?
Depleted of physical strength and relieved of combat ability, Santa Monica's frenzied state disappeared, but in its place was the old problem of everyone being like their own children.
Now all she was thinking about was how to let Si Ming escape safely, thinking about it, and finally came to a conclusion - it shouldn't matter if she died.
Burning with what little life she had, she slowly regrouped for the final comeback.
For the sake of an imaginary child, it doesn't matter what the price is.
"There's power, it's fun, but that's about it, even if I kill you, it's no fun."
The boy snorted boredly, not taking Santa Monica's will seriously at all, and casually waved the sharp fork in his hand to make a gesture.
"Good! It's weird! ”
Si Ming ran up very excitedly.
Santa Monica was in complete despair, and she didn't know what she had to do to convince the "child" not to come up and die.
Knock –
Because there was no fierce battle, the young man's expression became lazy, and the depths of his soul seemed to be shaken by some kind of huge force.
What is it?
Unlike any living and non-living thing he had ever come into contact with, there was a moment when he could be terrified.
It's funny, it's so funny, is it actually a feeling of fear?
But it doesn't seem to be the same.
The boy had already realized that the strange feeling just now came from the LV1 miscellaneous fish who didn't know if it was stupid, and he confirmed it again with great hope, and found that it was still the data just now, or the trash fish.
What went wrong? In fact, there shouldn't be a possibility of mistakes, right?
"Huh?"
The boy suddenly blinked vigorously.
The data displayed in the eyes became extremely blurry, as if it had been marked with a strange fog.
He ignored Santa Monica, who was also aware of the mutation and began to be in a daze, and continued to rub his eyes with greater force, continuing to rub them.
See.
The data displayed on Si Ming's body, after it stabilized, the text had changed.
[LV1, God of the Outer Realm]
"Acura, this is the jade seat of destiny, and the hero is coming!"
It is impossible to tell whether it is from the sky or the underground, or from the more distant universe,* and the echoing sounds overlap each other...... That being said.
Si Ming's two Qiao Li ruined the whole atmosphere.
Moreover, because she suddenly thought of a question, at this moment, she looked like an idiot again.
It has been made clear that divine power can be overdrawn, but it seems to have overlooked a very serious problem.
How do I pay it back after I overdraft?
A wave of drowsiness rushed to her boss's head, and she smashed her mouth in a daze, closing her eyes in the soft atmosphere.