Chapter 957: Underwear Thief

… It won't be bad I didn't forget the matter of Jì Bu Wu, what conspiracy do you want to make up, pills are here, I can't help but have a cold war, is it too rash for me to agree?

"Come with me, then."

With an ambiguous attitude, he avoided words about the destination. That's where Jieluka took the lead.

A moment later.

"I said Jeluka

"What's the matter?"

"No, it's not that there's anything going on, it's just that since you're going where you want to go, shouldn't it be better for you to walk in front and lead the way?" Very helpless, I stopped, turned my head, glanced at Jieluka, who was following me closely, less than a meter away, and asked questions.

There is no doubt that Jeluka walking on the streets of the main city is very dazzling, even if she is surrounded by beautiful male and female elves, her appearance, her purple eyes and purple hair, also seem to stand out from the crowd, as if it is a living work of art, attracting the admiration of many elves.

Of course, I walked in front of her, even the moment I returned to the main city, I was transformed into a ubiquitous cloaked man mode, but with Jeruka now closely following, she naturally turned me into a fish in the pool near the fire gate.

So, how I wish she could lead the way, whether it's to lead the way, or to keep me from getting some strange stares.

"No, how can a maid go in front of her master? Does His Royal Highness want me to be cursed by the god of handmaidens? ”

This is the third time that Geluka has rejected my mention for such grandiose reasons, saying, Who is the god of the maids? I'm also interested in explaining who the god of handmaidens is, bastard!!

"Right."

When I came to the fork in the road, Jielu behind me pulled my cloak and motioned for me to turn right.

So, in this way, we look like a brother and sister or a couple, petite and lovely but some shy and timid sisters or wives follow closely behind, coquettishly pulling at the clothes of the brother or husband.

And I, the perverted brother who puts his sister or wife in a maid's costume to satisfy his strange habits, or the sympathetic and contemptuous gaze of the passers-by around her husband's little child, is telling such a meaning.

Having said that, Veras also often wears a barmaid outfit, according to her, she is used to wearing such clothes to work, but it was in Camp Rog, and everyone knew what Veras was thinking, so it didn't cause any strange misunderstandings.

"Anyway, at least put on a cloak or something like that, or change out of the maid's suit, don't you have that realization? Walking on the street is eye-catching and so on. ”

Under the baptism of countless pairs of contemptuous eyes, I finally couldn't help but protest in compromise.

"Cloak...... Nope"

"I'm really convinced of you, when you go out, it's the most basic common sense to bring hundreds of cloaks."

I pass on my experience as a man in a cloak to Jeluka.

"The belt is brought," Jeluka's voice became subtle.

"What about the cloak?"

"It fell off with the panties,"

I always feel that it is a dangerous topic to ask again, maybe I will be molested by this yellow maid again, I closed my mouth and confessed, "It's weird!!

Sodium, I lend you my cloak to wear, which Verrose made for me with her own hands, to warn you, don't break it and get dirty. ”

He sighed helplessly. At the same time, he took out a set of the smallest style of cloak, messed around on Jeluka, covered her head as well, and then rubbed it on it as a small revenge, God knows that I who have suffered countless disdainful glances all the way has become something more humble than paramecium in the eyes of other elves. It is estimated that if you go on a road for a while, those guys who secretly follow behind, ready to be a hero to save the beauty, can't help but jump out.

There are also many guys in the elves who worship the chivalrous spirit of Robin Hood.

Although his smallest cloak is also ridiculous for the petite Jeluka, after wearing it, it looks like a big robe for acting, and the cloak is dragged to the ground, forget it, I must ask Jeluka to wash it for me when I go back, this is the precious cloak that Veras gave me, although there are hundreds of spare items in the inventory.

After putting on the cloak, although the wide cloak on the inappropriate petite body still attracts a lot of attention, it is much better than just now, and under the guidance of Jeluka all the way, we finally arrived at our destination.

"That" took the liberty of asking, Lady Jeroka, what the hell is this place? ”

"A shop that sells lingerie for women."

Without hesitation, Jeluka gave the answer that made me angry.

"Then I would like to ask the honorable Knight Jeluka, what do you want to do in a place like this?" Do you want to take revenge for the events of the morning? It has to be like this, bastard!!

"His Royal Highness is really

With a shy expression for acting, Jeluka stopped talking, looking at me with moist eyes shyly and timidly.

"Haven't I said it many times? Below, I didn't wear anything, and I was asked to answer this shameful answer three times and several times, His Royal Highness is really a true sadist. ”

"If you want to buy panties, you can just come by yourself, why do you want to bring me?! Come to this kind of damn place. I couldn't help but flinch the table and roar.

"Didn't His Royal Highness the Prince agree to come down? I thought His Royal Highness would like to come to this kind of place. ”

"The hell knows you're coming here" Forget it, I'll go back first. ”

Quarreling with the yellow maid in front of the underwear store, did my brain get water? Secretly reminding myself like this, I turned around and was about to leave.

"Your Royal Highness, the area of the main elven city is one-tenth of the royal city."

From behind her, there was Jeroka's voice.

"What do you mean?" I turned my head away with a small look of confusion.

"I mean, the main elf city is only one-tenth the size of the royal city, and a state like His Royal Highness the Prince will definitely not be in a small place. Right, six"

Jeluka looked at me with a sparkling, seemingly adoring gaze.

So, during the time that Jeroka was inside, I obediently hid in a corner. Try not to let others mistake yourself for a perverted lingerie maniac.

Having said that, there are such things as women's underwear stores, in fact, there are everywhere, but in human beings, such shops are generally opened and hidden, such as Camp Rog, according to Veras, there are three such shops, but I have lived in the camp for nearly eight years, and I claim to have stepped on the entire camp several times, and I don't know where the specific location is.

In contrast, the elves are generously opened in a conspicuous place, compared to us humans. These pointy ears have a very conservative side, but also a more open side than humans, as long as it comes to the topic of beauty and art."

While I was thinking about something inconsequential, Jeluka finally belatedly walked out of the store.

"Are you alright?" A big yawn.

"Want to confirm?" Jeluka shyly lifted the hem of her skirt slightly.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, please be serious until you find a place to stay, please."

Feeling the gaze around me, and the tendency to focus on our conversation, I folded my palms together and asked for it with great sincerity.

In other words, after "finding a place to stay", "want" and "that" contraceptives should come in handy? ”

Jeluka's face became even more rosy.

Hurry up and flash people, I can't fall into the rhythm of the topic of this yellow maid anymore, I won't say a word, leave this topic and turn away.

After finding a decent hotel and settling down, Jeluka and I went to the restaurant on the first floor of the hotel and sat down at a table in the corner to comfort our hungry stomachs after a long day.

After resisting the maid of Huang Duanzi several times trying to get his hands on the dry food that Veras made for me and filling his stomach, he started a conversation with her with the little me who was idle and had nothing to do.

"Then again, Jeluka, if you can promise a good answer, I'd like to ask you one. Issue. ”

"Your Royal Highness is really rude, but I have always answered your questions well."

Jeluka replied earnestly as she drank the tea she had brewed from her cup and teapot.

I don't deny this, if you can answer these questions rigorously and insert some pornographic paragraphs in the middle, I will indeed admit your responsible attitude.

"Well, I promise in the name of the knight that I will answer your question well this time." Finally, under my stern gaze, questioning. Jeluka could only reluctantly make a promise.

Is it just this time? What a cunning maid, hum.

For the wordplay of the yellow joke maid, I secretly snorted twice, but this is enough, because if I don't seal this guy's yellow joke attribute first, my problem will definitely not be able to proceed well, I dare to confirm, because my problem is"

"Jeluka, I'm really curious, you didn't wear anything like this, and besides, you didn't have a cloak with you?" I don't think you're such a reckless person. ”

Look, if you don't block the other party's yellow joke attributes. Can this really be a good way to go on?

Jeluka paused in the action of drinking tea, her face turned rosy, and then slowly faded, in my opinion, she remembered the promise just now, and finally suppressed the yellow joke attribute and made a manifestation of the psychological struggle.

"That's right."

Gently put down the teacup, and Jielu showed a serious gaze.

"This question has to start when I greet you."

"Oh, please."

Seeing that Jeluka was going to explain well, I was naturally very happy, I don't like to wear underwear, I think that there is only one little ghost in this world.

"Actually, when His Royal Highness the Prince came down, Carujie had just left."

"Uh, did you pass by? I didn't even manage to meet it. ”

I sighed rather regretfully, if I had met Carujie at that time, I would have asked her to be my assistant instead of this yellow maid.

"Probably, and at that time, I was actually just here."

Jeluka looked at me with her purple eyes, as if a detective were recounting the whole murder, and said earnestly and forcefully.

"In other words, in fact, I am only one step faster than His Royal Highness, only a small step."

"And then, unfortunately." He picked up the teacup again and sighed slightly.

"My arrival. When the soldier who was informed of your arrival met me, he mistook me for Carugie, so he relayed the news to me, and in desperation, I had to meet you in the place of my immature sister. ”

"Wait, if that's the case, where did you get that purple when you appeared, don't tell me that you came here in such a ridiculous outfit all the way."

"It's ridiculous or something, His Royal Highness the Prince is really rude and tasteless." Spit on me, and Jeluka continued.

"But I didn't travel in that suit. It should be said that it is a little pleasure that I hurriedly put on on the way to greet His Royal Highness, and I wear a luxurious maid's dress specially to greet His Royal Highness. ”

"No, I'm not happy at all, please wear normal clothes next time you greet people, just use a normal way to appear, and the guests will be grateful." ”

"Well, speaking of which, the cloak or something was actually lost at that time."

"When?" I asked curiously.

"When you change your clothes." Speaking of this, Jeluka gave a tangled gaze.

"That's why I just said you just give me normal clothes."

Seeing that this yellow maid looked deflated, I was a little happy and sarcastic.

"The backpack that I was carrying on my back contained all my underwear and cloaks, all of them, and she sighed as she spoke.

"That's why this is happening, what's the reason why you're carrying your backpack on your back?" I suddenly noticed something was wrong inside.

"Since it's a backpack, of course you have to carry it on your back, right?"

"How can there be such a saying, put it in my inventory for me, bastard!!"

"Don't you think, Your Royal Highness, that a maid with a big backpack is more like a maid? By the way, it's best to bring a white headband, which can shoot out countless bandages and stuff."

"Your taste is terrible."

For this strange interest of Jeruka, I made a categorical conclusion, how can there be a maid in this world who carries a big backpack and a hairband on her head and can shoot bandages around! Ahh?!!h

"It's just a joke, but it's actually because the inventory can't fit."

As a result, Jeluka finally admitted.

"You've put all sorts of mess in your inventory, and I'm not qualified to talk about you."

"So what?" The topic isn't over yet.

"Yes, when I was changing clothes in the jungle, my underwear was accidentally torn, and the package on my back was missing, that's the case."

Ahh

Let out a long sigh, and I collapsed on the table.

I can't tell you how bad luck Geluka can be, it's a tragedy in every sense of the word, although I'm not in a position to laugh at her.

Forget it, go back to your room and sleep, why do you feel so tired today? It's even more exhausting than practicing with an old drunkard in the afternoon."

With an extraordinarily heavy pace, I left Jieluka, who was calmly drinking tea and resting, and went straight up the stairs.

By the way, I forgot my cloak and she is coming back, so let her wash and dry it and return it later.

Thinking like this, I lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Jeroka and I revisited Elder Monica, the head of the house.

"Thank you for your hard work, Wu."

Monica came out to greet Monica's bright smile, and the Hell Knight, who appeared near the main city, was like a thorn in the throat, and now it was pulled out, and Monica was really relieved.

"You're welcome, this was originally my mission."

After some politeness, we all sat down, and Elder Monica spoke first.

"By the way, according to the soldier's report, after destroying the enemy, you also dragged your wounded body to join the search team, right?"

Monica looked at me with kind eyes.

"Ha" didn't help the line. ”

I snorted, and I was in a cold sweat because I felt the blank gaze of the maid of the yellow duanzi.

"It's enough to have this intention, Wu, because of this incident, your evaluation of the elven warrior has skyrocketed."

Monica's smile of relief made me feel so ashamed that I wanted to donate a few of the gold coins I had scavenged from the Hellknights to atone for my sins.

"By the way, Wu, what are your plans in the future, about this mission."

Finally getting to the point, I straightened up and said the answer I had already thought of.

"Grandma Monica, that's right, I'm going to go out and see if I can get anything out of it, it's better than waiting here."

There is another sentence I didn't say, that is, with my constitution that attracts trouble like Artoria, these crystal fragments will definitely swarm in this time, and I will go home early for God's birthday, which is the main purpose of abandoning myself here in the main city to enjoy waiting for news and be willing to run around.

However, Monica obviously misunderstood something again, and when she heard me say this, she showed a more relieved look, as if to say, good, good, worthy of the man that Artoria values, and the conscientious and responsible sense of responsibility is simply drawn from a mold.

I said, "Lord Jeroka, don't stare at me from behind, okay?" I didn't mean to be a fool in front of Monica.

Chatted with Monica about the crystal shards. Then, after being dragged and gossiping for a while, I was finally able to get out. Check the inventory, it seems that the necessary items for going out and training, wrapping some things that are not used, of unknown use, and suspicious shapes, the careful Veras has prepared them for me.

No wonder it occupies more than half of my inventory",

"Jeluka, is there anything else you need to prepare?" Turning my head and glancing at the maid behind me, I immediately leaned in.

Jeluka put a large backpack on her back, straightened up her maid's dress in the posture of a snowy mountain climber, and nodded to me sternly.

"Your Royal Highness, I'm all ready."

"What a hair, you're really here. Stuff my backpack into my inventory!! "I was struck with a slap in the heart.

"But the inventory can't be stuffed." Jeroka looked embarrassed.

"Then let me come here!!"

Without saying a word, I grabbed Jeluka's backpack and stuffed it into my inventory.

Looking at me stunned, the face of the maid of the yellow duan gradually rose a blush, and then she turned her head away and muttered softly in a voice just enough for me to hear. "Lingerie thief,"

My thigh as I was about to step out went limp, and I threw myself to the ground.

The third is "15,000 words, in other words, can the revision and polishing be left until tomorrow?" I'm going to fall now."