Chapter 1092 Song God Band VS Sheep Mule Chicken Squad

Linya: "......"

Me: "......"

"I'm sorry, probably because of lack of sleep, I've been a little dizzy lately, and I often see some strange things, such as Farah dangling in front of her eyes in a grass skirt, such as Dora [beep] dream turned into a devil muscle man (tanuki?). For example, Optimus Prime was crushed under the Decepticons or something......"

"Yes...... yes, ahaha, eyes...... The eyes are a little spent. Linya smiled stiffly.

Linya and I tried our best to treat the old drunkard as a piece of air, shook our heads, pretended to be nothing, and passed by quickly.

"Hey, you two bastards, you ......"

There was an angry cry of an old drunkard behind us, we quickened the pace, while shielding our ears, suddenly, the world was pure, living in this world for so long, I have never felt so happy that I couldn't hear the sound, thank you, old drunkard, I wish you an early Buddha.

"Who are Dora[beep] dreams and Optimus Prime Decepticons?" After walking for a while, Linya suddenly tilted her head to look at me.

"That...... It's Finney's friend. ”

"Filipino...... Finney? ”

Linya showed a subtle expression, probably thinking that they were all Finney's kind, and forget it, no matter what.

The old drunkard guy is probably unreliable, and if he gets serious, he may indeed be able to do a thousand laborers, but looking at the way she looked just now, it is obviously more fun than serious, and if she wants her to do a good job in peace, the possibility is not greater than letting the three demon gods come over to lift the pillar and dig a ditch.

Sure enough, I still have to think of some other way, now there are only about twenty days before the god's birthday, if you don't hurry up, I'm afraid it will be too late by then, let's go to Akara another day to discuss.

"Yo~~~~~~ Sister Linya, Little Brother Fan~~~~~"

Just as I was thinking about it, I walked around with Linya, and after walking for long, a familiar voice came from a distance.

When I looked back, I was immediately happy, it was Sister Lina, followed by the gorilla Goult with a blue nose and swollen face.

This guy is still alive, he has been traumatized so much, is it really okay not to lie in bed for a few days? Thinking like this, I will be full of malicious speculation, and my eyes will fall on Gault's stock.

"Oh hahahaha~~~~~~~~ who I said, it turned out to be Brother Wu."

Gott's gorilla-like classic laughter rang out behind Sister Lina, is it really okay? Seeing Gott's foolish smile that didn't seem to be fake, I secretly wiped a handful of moving tears, maybe I should ask Princess Sanwu to write a book for this gorilla, the title of which is "The Strong Life of an Orangutan".

"Yo, Gott, you...... It's okay. ”

As I spoke, I couldn't help but subconsciously glance at his thighs.

"Okay? What's bad about me, I eat well, sleep well, and Lina pops like a pig every day~~~~~~~"

Halfway through the words, he was hit in the abdomen by Sister Lina's elbow, and as a result, he bent down in pain and spit out a mouthful of old blood, but surprisingly, what he covered with both hands was not his stomach, but ...... Buttocks.

Uh, is there an old wound involved? Sure enough, it still hurts, and I look at me with condescending pity.

Now it seems that Gott, the stupid orangutan, obviously didn't know that he was made into a "figure", and I was also there, and I thought that only Sister Lina knew about it, and he touched his ass with his teeth cracked, and he raised his head and showed me a hearty smile, and his white teeth flashed a dazzling sun.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I made the two of you laugh, speaking of which, I got up together this morning, I don't know why, and suddenly my butt seemed to be on fire, so yes, you know, in this case, don't you have to apply ice? Doesn't it have to be done? Isn't there such a custom? ”

No...... Sorry, Gott, we've never been in this situation as humans, and we don't know of it.

"So, that's what I did, but by accident, it seemed like a piece of ice had run into it~~~~~~~"

Gault, tragically elbowed for the second time, fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, life and death unknown.

"I'm sorry, my Gott, for saying something strange."

Sister Lina desperately bowed and apologized to me, who showed a subtle smile, and Linya, who was flushed and helpless, and didn't forget to kick Gaote on the ground a few times.

Gott, he is an upright paladin who lies honestly even if he lies, God willing, may his soul rest in peace.

"Ain't dead, I'm not dead, bastard"

For some reason, Gott, who suddenly exerted his animal instinct and sensed the meaning of my gaze, suddenly pulled his face out of the dirt and roared loudly.

"Hmph, don't talk about that."

Suddenly, Gott suddenly changed the subject stiffly, thinking that what he had done was seamless and unobtrusive, revealing a natural look of "If I say this, you must want to talk about other things now".

"Brother Wu, I've already heard what Lord Akara said about you in the second world."

Revealing a solemn face, with a majestic face in the shape of a national character, and short hair straight back, it is easy to make people feel a tough and tough style, and Gaote exudes his very deceptive majesty like "like the director of a strange organization".

Then, he patted me on the shoulder: "Good job, Brother Wu, you are becoming more and more like a man who stands up to the sky." ”

"Ah...... Thank you ......."

I tilted my head, confused, should I be happy to be praised like this? Or to be more precise, should you feel happy to be praised by such a guy?

"How's it going, have you already decided? Join our Sheep & Mule Chicken Squad. ”

"No, please allow me to solemnly refuse this"

Without hesitation, I slapped the hand off my shoulder, and joined the animal army that can no longer be described as strange but can be called a perverted ghost beast fool, Veras and they will divorce me immediately, and Akara will fire my squid immediately, and maybe even the human world will no longer be able to accept myself like that, it is even more terrible than falling into hell, I would rather sell my soul to Lucifer than join this kind of organization.

"Really? It's a pity, don't blame me for not suing you, if you join now, you still have time to take advantage of the reputation of our sheep and mule chicken squad and the long-planned plan on God's birthday, soar to the sky, and become famous all over the world, no, even if it is not impossible to dominate the world, how about it? Don't think about it anymore? ”

Gott looked at me with a pair of eyes shining brightly, with a salesman's gaze of "If you don't join us now, we will definitely regret it in the future, and if you want to join again, it will be too late", I dare to swear, I have never seen such an orangutan salesman in my life.

"Oh, is it? On God's birthday, your sheep and mule chicken team has a plan......"

I looked at Gott with a nonchalant gaze, then turned back and nodded to Linya.

"Linya, remember this, on the day of the god's birthday, Goth, Mishan, and Khan were listed as dangerous elements, and if the three of them were found to want to gather together, they would be arrested immediately for sabotaging the god's birthday."

"I see, Brother Wu."

Linya, who had no doubt about the destructive power of this combination, nodded sternly and recorded it in her little notebook.

"No-Brother Wu, how can you be like this, I know, you must have planned something, planning to be in the limelight on God's birthday, afraid that our sheep and mule chicken team will steal your limelight, so I will use this despicable means, I misjudged you, I didn't expect you to be such a person."

Gott pointed at me angrily and scolded.

"Afraid of stealing the limelight?"

Listening to Gott's nonsense, my brain buzzed, and the dignity of being a god of song immediately burned.

"Hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~"

"Laugh...... What to laugh at? ”

For a moment, Gott was also struck by the (superficial) confidence and haughty laughter.

"Stupid human."

Gently lifted the cloak, the corners of my mouth showed a proud smile mocking the world, at this moment, I am no longer the usual me, no longer a passerby who wanders in the setting of "do you want to cover your face with bangs", but Wu Fan, the god of songs

"It's true that I have a plan for God's birthday, but with your kind of sheep and mule chicken squad that only deserves to be funny artists, you want to rob the most powerful band in the world? It's really ignorant and ignorant. ”

"What...... What, how can it be reasonable, to say that our sheep and mule chicken squad is a group of funny artists? I'm wondering if your weird band is a vulgar band that mimics some animal sounds, ahahahaha~~~~~~"

"You...... What do you say? ”

I was furious to the extreme, this guy, this rude orangutan, actually took the goal of "conquering the universe with singing" and Alius and I formed the strongest band in history, it is really a dog's guts, just based on this sentence, even if it is now condemned by heaven and roasted by thunder and fire, it is not an unusual thing.

For a moment, the two people confronted each other, and their eyes were full of swords, guns, and swords.

“……”

Seeing this scene, Linya tilted her head, looked at her husband in confusion, hesitated for a while, and then with an apologetic face, she gently waved her quill and added the word Wu Fan to the list of people who need to be vigilant.

Karina, on the other side, also threw an apologetic look at Linya, "Don't worry, I will definitely take care of this gorilla when the time comes."

"Hmph, it seems that we can only compete on God's birthday."

After a long confrontation, suddenly, our eyes became light, as if after a big battle, we suddenly saw through the peerless swordsmen and swordsmen of Hongchen's life and death.

"It seems that this can only be the case, hum, don't worry, it won't be long before you will see the true strength of our sheep and mule chicken squad, your band will fall, and I, Yoneyama and Khan, will live forever."

Gott looked at me deeply, as if he was telling a truth in his confident gaze, full of indifference and vicissitudes, as if there was nothing in this world that could attract him.

With this out-of-the-world aura, Gott slowly turned around, pressed his cloak and hat down, tilted his head slightly, his eyes seemed to glance this way, but it didn't seem to be, and then he walked away with lonely steps without looking back.

"Smack."

A leather whip wrapped around Gott's neck and pulled him back.

"Lina, what are you doing, it's obviously the most important moment" Like an orangutan recaptured in a cage, Gott struggled with his hands and feet.

Ignoring her husband's struggles and complaints, Lina bowed deeply to us again.

"I'm sorry, I'll definitely take care of this guy on God's Day, because I really want to participate in this God's Day, please don't drive us and my wife away."

"Lina, what are you talking about, we seem to have done something that would have been driven out of Rogue camp by the Alliance." Gott yelled loudly as he untied the rope around his neck.

"It's not us, it's you"

With a few snaps, Carina, who couldn't bear it anymore, gave her husband a tornado over-the-shoulder throw, knocking him to the ground.

"Ha, haha~~~~, don't worry, Sister Lina, please don't mind, enjoy the next God's birthday." Faced with this scene, Linya could only smile bitterly and smile bitterly.

"Then, leave the rest of the work to us today."

Karina held the rope and shook Gott, who was lying on all fours on the ground foaming at the mouth, and smiled meaningfully at Linya.

"Huh...... Huh? How can this be ......" Linya blushed and quickly shook her head.

"Anlaan, do you mean that you don't worry about me?"

"No, that's not what I meant......"

"That's it, let's go."

As she spoke, Karina leaned into Linya's ear and whispered.

"Take advantage of the opportunity to be alone, women, only when you have a child will you be more favored by men."

"Huh...... Huh? ”

Linya popped, and smoke rose from her red forehead.

"What's wrong?"

Seeing that Sister Lina just said a word, which made Linya as shy as Veras, I couldn't help but lean up my head in curiosity and prick up my ears.

"Go, go, this is a private conversation between women."

As a result, Sister Lina waved her hand away, and I could only walk to the side in a huff.

Then, Karina continued to put her mouth to Linya's shy red ears: "Little Linya, don't blame me for being biased, Veras and I are from a sister village, I will usually support her more and build her yì, in this case, I will only tell you this time." ”

Karina smiled maturely, and when she finished speaking, she pulled Galter away.

"Linya, what did Sister Lina tell you?"

After the two of them disappeared, I immediately rushed up, curiously looking at Linya, who was flushed with a red face and a delicate face.

"Nothing, really nothing"

Linya was startled, then shook her head like a rattle, becoming more and more suspicious.

"Let's go...... Let's go. ”

Before I could continue to ask, Linya's hand was taken by Linya, and she strode forward, I said, Linya, you are too exaggerated, you are all walking with your hands and feet.

"Where to go?"

Seeing Linya's shyness that was overwhelming the cool breeze, I was not only amazed, but also a question mark in my head.

"Go...... Let's go for a walk...... Just the two of us. ”

I don't know what to think, Linya's pretty face was almost buried in her breasts, which were extremely proud even after the corset.

"Don't you care about this?" I was dumbfounded.

"Brother Wu, you ...... Woo, really, didn't Sister Lina already say it just now? Just leave it to her here. ”

I don't know why, I was glared at by Linya coquettishly, did I say something wrong? In retrospect, I didn't feel it.

Forget it, since Linya has said so, what else do I have to worry about, but I'm very curious, what did Sister Lina say to Linya to make Linya, who has a strong sense of responsibility, give up her current job......