Chapter Eighty-Seven: A Depressed Natasha and Sharon Carter
Chapter Eighty-Seven: A Depressed Natasha and Sharon Carter
Nick Fury wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and hurriedly said, "Monkey King, Tony, don't be in a hurry, let me ask first, and I will definitely give you a satisfactory answer." ”
Nick Fury first appeased Tony Stark and Sun Wukong, and then turned his head and looked at Sharon Carter seriously, "Let's talk about it, what's going on, Peggy's face doesn't work in this matter." ”
At this time, Sharon Carter also understood that she seemed to be a little impulsive and seemed to be in trouble, but she didn't think she was wrong, she had always been the top existence of S.H.I.E.L.D., and she was also very arrogant, you must know that the nickname of Agent Thirteen was not called in vain.
"This guy is a hooligan first." Sharon Carter stared at Nick Fury without letting go, although she had learned about the Monkey King from Nick, but she didn't know how terrible the Monkey King's strength was.
In her mind, although Sun Wukong's combat effectiveness is very strong, but now it is a scientific and technological society, she does not think that Sun Wukong can fight against scientific and technological weapons, missiles and nuclear bombs, so she is not cowardly.
After listening to Sharon Carter's explanation, Nick Fury was stunned for a moment.
"When did my grandson play hooligan on you, you make it clear to my grandson." Sun Wukong immediately jumped out and stared at Sharon Carter, no matter what, he couldn't carry the word hooligan.
"You don't know what you did when you shook hands, don't you dare to do it?" Faced with Sun Wukong's questioning, Sharon Carter asked with some disdain.
At this time, Nick Fury's eyes suddenly lit up, and he had a hint of gossip, and instinctively asked Sharon Carter, "What did he do to you?" ”
Since Sharon Carter and Sun Wukong shook hands with their backs to everyone, everyone didn't know what happened between them.
At this time, not only Nick Fury had a hint of gossip, but everyone present, including Tony Stark, was a little curious about what was going on.
Sun Wukong felt that he just shook hands with Sharon Carter normally, but he really didn't know how he became a hooligan, so he glared at Sharon Carter angrily and said: "You don't want to spew blood, how can my old grandson play hooligan on you, a little girl who doesn't have any hair." ”
In the face of Sun Wukong's aggressive momentum, Sharon Carter was also unintimidating, "Then tell me what you mean when you scratch my palm when shaking hands." ”
It wasn't until Sharon Carter's words came out that everyone suddenly seemed to understand something, and they all sighed, looking at Sun Wukong and Sharon Carter with extremely strange eyes.
At this time, Natasha became a little excited, she thought that Sun Wukong was interested in Sharon Carter, so couldn't her mission be transferred by Nick Fury to Sharon Carter.
At this time, Sun Wukong realized that something was not quite right, and looked at Tony Stark, who had been standing on his side, and this guy was also looking at him with that strange look.
At this time, Sharon Carter saw that Sun Wukong did not refute anymore, and raised his head high like a victorious little hen.
"Tony, tell me, what's wrong with this handshake and scratching your palm?" Sun Wukong retreated to Tony Stark's side and asked.
"You don't know?" Tony Stark saw Sun Wukong's non-fake expression, and suddenly looked at Sun Wukong a little dumbfounded, "You don't know why you still scratch people's palms?" ”
Sun Wukong also knew where the problem was, and it seemed that he was really wrong, so he picked his head a little embarrassed, "Don't you need to scratch your palms to say hello when shaking hands?" ”
Tony Stark suddenly cried and laughed, "Who told you that you need to scratch your palms to shake hands, we scratch your palms here is what it means to date." ”
"Well, Natasha and I shook hands like this yesterday, by the way, what is the date." Here is another new word that Sun Wukong does not understand.
Well, Tony slapped his forehead and understood everything, Sun Wukong was seduced by Natasha unknowingly, isn't this Natasha's usual trick, once Natasha used this trick on him, but he was still tricked.
And because Sun Wukong didn't know enough about this world, he made Sun Wukong, who didn't know what it meant, mistakenly think that this is the normal way to greet this world.
At this time, Natasha on the side was also dumbfounded, feeling that she had been playing stand-alone all the time after yesterday's hype, wasting her expressions, and playing the piano to the cow.
Now not only Tony Stark understands what the hell is going on, but everyone else understands what is going on, and suddenly everyone except Sharon Carter is a little crying and laughing.
Sharon Carter only feels depressed now, and has some resentment towards Nick Fury and Natasha, and she naturally knows what Natasha is best at.
However, she didn't think that Natasha would really be interested in the hairy Monkey King, so all of this must have been arranged by Nick Fury.
Just like the current Hawkeye Barton, she was firmly trapped in S.H.I.E.L.D. by Natasha using her feelings, she was particularly disgusted with Barton's affairs, disgusted with Natasha's use of such means to firmly trap a Barton with a family in S.H.I.E.L.D., disgusted with Nick Fury's arrangement, and also disgusted with Patton, a scumbag who had his own family and was tempted by Natasha.
However, although Sharon Carter is disgusted with such methods, he does not hate Natasha and Nick Fury because of this, after all, as an agent, these are inevitable, and they are also some effective means of saving lives and attacking.
Sharon Carter is complaining most about Natasha now, complaining that Natasha didn't investigate the mission goal clearly, so she ran to play a song on the cow with the pipa, and then wanted the cow to follow her obediently.
Tony Stark looked at the silent conference room, and then whispered to Sun Wukong, "Dating means mating." ”
After listening to Tony Stark's explanation, Sun Wukong suddenly became excited, goosebumps broke out all over his body, and he only felt disgusting in his heart, and in an instant he thought of why Strange behaved like that when he shook hands with Strange.
So Sun Wukong immediately raised his palm and wiped it vigorously on his trouser leg a few times, and the expression on his face was disgusting.
Sharon Carter, who was still depressed on the other side, was even more depressed when she saw this scene, but she didn't show the depression in her heart.
After a while, Sun Wukong relieved himself, first glanced at Natasha with disgust, and then said to Sharon Carter very bluntly: "I'm sorry, my grandson doesn't know what that means, don't get me wrong, my grandson is not interested in you." ”
Although Sun Wukong apologized to himself, Sharon Carter felt that Sun Wukong might as well not apologize.
In the end, Sun Wukong looked at Natasha again and said: "Don't get me wrong, my grandson is not interested in you, if you want to mate, go find someone else." ”
Listening to Sun Wukong's later words to Natasha, Sharon Carter, who was still depressed, almost couldn't hold back her laughter, and suddenly stopped being depressed.
And everyone at the scene, except for Nick Fury, Natasha and Barton, was holding back a laugh.
And now it's Natasha's turn to be depressed, what do you want to mate, what did this playboy say to Sun Wukong, she wants to mate, god's special copulation.
"Haha, it's okay, it's okay, it's all a misunderstanding, it's good that the misunderstanding is solved now, come on, Monkey King Tony, don't stand still, come here and sit down and talk."
At this time, Nick Fury was a little embarrassed to stand up and play the round, as if his policy had made a major mistake.
Then, Tony Stark held back a smile and patted Sun Wukong's shoulder, came to the main seat of the conference table and sat down, while Sun Wukong found a random place to sit.
Seeing Tony Stark sit in his place, Nick Fury was only slightly stunned and sat down next to the main seat, without saying anything.
The next thing is that Sun Wukong watched a group of them chatter about the development of the organization and the nature of the organization, which is actually not a discussion, because it has always been Tony Stark who is talking alone, others are listening, and others can't interject at all.