PS: (My dad has been hospitalized these days, and I am accompanying him in the hospital, and the code word is very inconvenient.) What I want to say is that the update will not be interrupted, but the time is not accurate, and I will try my best to do two chapters a day without too many words. The code words on my phone are really slow, forgive me. ）

The alarm clock is nothing at all for Xu Qiu.

He would turn off the alarm as soon as it sounded, leaving the poor alarm clock to only go off for two seconds.

The real alarm clock is only Wang Sulan, and she will always have a variety of strange ways to deal with Xu Qiu's bed.

Every morning, for Wang Sulan, it is a time to rack her brains to get Xu Qiu up and wake up.

Xu Qiu often sighed, Wang Sulan, are you the devil?

This morning, without warning, Xu Qiu suddenly felt a sour feeling in his mouth.

The sourness hits the taste buds, the teeth tap to bring out the rhythm, and then the whole face collapses into an exaggerated expression.

"Oops! Sour! ”

He sat up sharply and opened his eyes, his expression unaware of what had collapsed.

saw Wang Sulan pointing her mobile phone at him.

"Click"

"This expression is worth cherishing, it's so wonderful. I think it can be made into a meme and posted on the Internet. Wang Sulan muttered to herself.

"Mom, when did you learn this trick and pour vinegar into my mouth. Uh......"

It took Xu Qiu a while to get over that sourness.

"Mustard is tired of being played by the old lady, so she has changed her strategy."

"I'm convinced!"

"Get up quickly after taking it, so as not to be hurt a second time."

Xu Qiu lifted the quilt that he loved like a lover in his resentment, and was about to get dressed, when Wang Sulan's scream suddenly came.

"Ahh What a big spider! ”

Seeing that my mother was frightened, she turned around and ran out of the house.

Xu Qiu patted his head, he was really negligent and forgot about Beyat.

But this shameless woman...... It should be this shameless spider, why is it in the bed of this king?

"Good morning, I have great reverence and love, the greatest king in the world!" Beate's voice came to his ears.

"Don't pat yourself on the back of this king, you are a spider, don't stay on the wall, what are you doing on the king's bed?"

"King, it's inexplicably shy to wake up in the same bed with you! Yes! Will I get pregnant? I'm so scared to say! ”

"Dead Baba, shut up! In front of my mother, you are not allowed to move, understand? ”

Suddenly, Wang Sulan rushed in with a broom in her hand.

"Son, don't be afraid, watch Mom shoot this spider to death. This spider is poisonous, so be careful not to get bitten. Don't move, don't move, the rest of the mom will take care of it. ”

Although Wang Sulan is also afraid of this thing, for the sake of Xu Qiu, she can risk her life.

But I heard Xu Qiu say: "Mom, don't be nervous, this is a toy, don't believe it." ”

Xu Qiu said, and slapped a palm on Beyat.

Beate, who should cooperate with Xu Qiu's performance, was motionless, but he was very aggrieved in his heart.

"Look, it's fake! It's just a toy, don't be nervous. ”

Wang Sulan patted her chest and exhaled heavily.

"Just now I thought it would be a parting of life and death, but it was a false alarm."

As she spoke, Wang Sulan reached out and grabbed Beyat.

Beyat kept her body in suspended animation, so as not to be seen as flawed.

Wang Sulan shook, and Beate's legs shook with inertia.

"Son, this is a toy? How do I think it looks like the real thing? ”

"It's a toy, oops, what are you doing with this?"

"Then who are you trying to scare when you make a fake spider?"

Wang Sulan looked at Xu Qiu, with a fierce light in her eyes.

"Say, is it used to scare me?"

"Mom, it's really not, I'm using it to scare female classmates."

"Oh, are you stupid? You don't go out to find a daughter-in-law for your mother to come back, and you still scare your female classmates? Do you want to hit a single? ”

Why is this son so worrying, he has to take care of everything.

"Oh Mom, don't worry about it, hurry up and give me the spider toy."

"To you? You see that you are psychologically distorted, and you also buy tricky toys to scare female classmates. I'm going to nip that in the bud. I'm going to have to destroy this spider toy for you. ”

Wang Sulan took Beyat and turned around and walked out of the house.

Xu Qiu was shocked, this is going to make a spider's life!

He nervously chased out of the house, and saw Wang Sulan pick up a pair of scissors and was about to cut them.

"Mom, stop!"

Xu Qiu, who had no choice but to apply a slow technique to Wang Sulan.

But Wang Sulan's scissors still cut off two of Byatt's legs.

At this moment, Wang Sulan's speed had slowed down, and Xu Qiu was able to rescue Beyat from her.

It's really embarrassing for Byatt, who still didn't harm Wang Sulan at the moment when her life was at stake.

"I ...... How...... What...... Slow...... Finish? ”

Wang Sulan was extremely surprised.

Xu Qiu simply gave Wang Sulan another debilitating technique, so that she could sleep well all morning, so as not to ask questions again.

Wang Sulan was immediately sleepy, and she didn't want to care about any spider toys, so she went back to her room to sleep.

Xu Qiu held Beyat in his arms and asked, "How is it?" ”

Beyat's cry came from his hand: "Mother-in-law, she is so fierce, I have two legs cut off." ”

If she is in another world, the Spider Empress Beat, when she is incarnated as a spider, her hard shell can withstand the attack of any sharp weapon.

But now, she's just a little spider, and she can't even resist a pair of scissors.

"Can it be recovered?" Xu Qiu asked.

In another world, she has a strong ability to recover.

"King, if you get my leg back, it is estimated that it will take two days to recover."

Ay! What is this called!

It's all my own family, it's all a misunderstanding!

But if Beate's identity is exposed to Wang Sulan, it will be very abrupt.

A talking spider, it's hard to be accepted, right?

Let's find the right time.

Xu Qiu finally found the two spider legs from the ground and took the spider legs to Beyat.

"It's been trampled, can it still be used?"

"It's better to make do with it, it's better than nothing." Béat sighed heavily.

Xu Qiu put Beyat and the two broken legs into the bowl, and then he poked his fingers with scissors, and a few drops of blood fell on Beyat's body.

"My blood will help you heal faster."

The few drops of blood flowed into Beyat's body from the severed limb.

These few drops of blood caused a strange reaction in her body, and although it was not strong, it was also perceptible.

This feeling reminded her of the Blood Lake, although it felt too faint, but it was this feeling.

"King, the little spider has left your blood in his body, so I'm so shy to think about it!"

Beate snorted.

Xu Qiu was very speechless, it was time for him, and he still didn't change his jokes.

"Do you want to cut off all your legs? Leave you bare. ”

"Good! Shut up! ”