67, Dumbledore's air-dried banana

In the past few days, Da Yunxuan has been so busy that his feet don't touch the ground, but the video he posted on station B is gradually heating up.

June 1st, this is the time of station B activities, anyway, no matter what festival this year, a person can get involved, who is not a baby?

And Da Yunxuan, who is already a child, is wearing a Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry uniform, and the badges of Gryffindor House are 100% restored to the appearance of the year, at least in terms of image, it is absolutely passable, plus his video with no cuts, ps traces, although it is obviously shot with the front camera of the mobile phone, the pixels can be called AC quality, but no one can deny his hand at that time.

Soon, this video called "The First Lesson of Transfiguration" gradually spread on the Internet, and with only ten seconds in total, it can be said that it was easily made into an emoji, and even a great god's comment in the back was directly posted, and then it was praised by everyone and won the first place.

Without Da Yunxuan's knowledge, his video can be said to be popular.

"No PS traces!" This is the first serious message under the sofa party.

"How many years will this sentence be, online, etc!" This is the second serious message of dozens of "tongs Liu Ming" in the middle, but the content is not very serious.

"I'm not convinced, Minerva McGonagall, I'm obviously teaching rats!" This is a comment on a dozen levels of water B with an ID of sandwich biscuits, and it is also a few friends of Da Yunxuan in station B, "Anyway, Xiao Xuanzi, how old is your sister?" Introducing a Hazisa? ”

"I can't even see any traces of PS?" This is another person who is not low in the same level to leave a message, if you click on his avatar, you will see that he is often mixed in various video special effects production.

"I'm very pleased...... "Dumbledore's Air-Dried Banana" commented.

"Fuck you, you old pervert!"

"Why is Made? Still want to be air-dried? ”

"Just ask Tyrande, no one can tell you about it."

"I've touched a group of these things!"

"How idle are you?"

"I just wanted to see how many of her there were, but I couldn't finish touching it, and then I met a troll thief, and he was also touching, and he said that he specialized in reselling this, and the hardware was a ......"

"Silver scale cuirass hardware a blue quality ......"

“……”

Soon, Lou crooked to grandma's house, but under the comment in front of him without traces of ps, dozens or hundreds of sentences were quickly discussed.

"The more videos like this, the more difficult PS actually becomes, because there is a lot of noise, and if you want to complete PS, you have to make noise every pixel in every frame, this job is not impossible to complete, but this ten-second video, I have to P myself for several days, if it is really a certain PS rookie, then I can only say, admire his ...... It's time to spare. ”

And this short film, in the midst of everyone's heated discussions, was finally discovered by a bigwig-level figure, and after watching Da Yunxuan's video, even this bigwig was shocked.

"The shooting code of this video is June 1."

"What ?!?"

This big guy said a word, directly said to a group of people, "And there is no trace of change, plus her video did not cut the first second, that is when she reached out to get the cup in the process of shooting the video, at this time the camera flashed, I went through image processing, I can see, the computer desktop next to her, although it is the first page of Baidu, next to it is the news of June 1. ”

"The most terrifying thing is that her shooting time should be at night, and everyone can see the upload time, if she shoots and releases it on the same night, then her special effects may have to be professional."

This big guy is the real god in station B, and his fans are the kind with millions, when he reprinted Da Yunxuan's video and made a short video analysis of Da Yunxuan, Da Yunxuan's video really entered the hottest ranking.

"I guess she's the last to shoot this video, and most of the work is done before it was filmed, and it's definitely going to have to be a team of at least three people working together."

The academic video of this big guy is not very popular according to reason, but when everyone saw this big guy praising a short film so much, the crowd who was originally just watching the excitement gradually became attracted by this short film.

Of course, Da Yunxuan didn't know all this, because he was picking up a car for his parents.

"Smash!" Chu Fengxia came up with a bear hug, "I want to die Oh, why did you lose so much weight...... The baby is suffering......"

"When you are young, you don't go out, like you, you go to sell facial masks in the circle of friends all day long?" Da Yunyang held back for a long time, and it seemed that he was tossed in the house enough, and finally wanted to complain a few words in front of his son.

"My mother is retiring this year, I don't have anything to do, you support me?" Chu Fengxia rolled her eyes.

“…… People who are dozens of years old, mingling with those teens and twenties girls all day long......" Da Yunyang muttered in a low voice.

"Mom, I haven't seen you in the past few months, you're much younger and more beautiful!" Da Yunxuan hurriedly pushed Chu Fengxia away and said flatteringly.

"Well, I sat there all day and night, and when I came home I saw a mummy, son, you know I almost pulled out my gun at that time, you know?" Da Yunyang looked disdainful, "Mess with all that mess." ”

"Are you still pulling out a gun? How many years has your broken baton battery been broken, ask when the factory will match you? ...... also pulled out a gun," Chu Fengxia said, and her eyes were still looking down.

As the captain of the security team in the factory, although he is a strong and iron-blooded man in the eyes of outsiders, he is a good man who loves his wife at home. Ahem, in layman's terms, I am afraid of my wife.

"Okay, okay, it's not serious, you still ......gasp when you say you're fat" Chu Fengxia saw that Da Yunyang was like a nobody, and couldn't help but straighten her hips, but she was a little shy, after all, it didn't matter if the old couple talked about it, it was still not good to start in front of her son after all.

"Son, your mother has found one for you, and I'll take it with me when we go to Guangzhou tomorrow." Chu Fengxia raised her eyebrows, and her elbow touched Da Yunxuan.

"Ahem...... "Ahem" Da Yunxuan has been urging his girlfriend by his mother for a year or two, when he was in high school and college, he was told not to find a girlfriend, not to fall in love, and to focus on his studies, and then from the day he graduated from his senior year and got his degree certificate, he began to urge marriage......

From graduating from college at the age of twenty-two to now being twenty-eight years old, Chu Fengxia has introduced a girl to Da Yunxuan every Chinese New Year for the past six years, for fear that no one will want her son.

"Okay, okay, young people now have their own choices, late marriage and late childbearing are the norm......" Da Yunyang grabbed Chu Fengxia and motioned to his hands with two suitcases and two big backpacks, you can take one over Ah, this son also has no eyesight, come up and just take the luggage in his mother's hand, there is no one on his side......

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