"Vostagg, Hogan, Vandal, Sif and my friends, it's great to see you!" Feeling the energy of the rainbow bridge, Brother Hammer ran out in a hurry, and was overjoyed to see that it was his former partner.

Sif and the others were also very happy, and the five of them hugged each other and sang and danced very lively.

Tony whispered, "What are these four tin cans?" ”

You're wearing a steel suit and calling someone else's tin can, and you're so embarrassed!

The fireproof woman replied: "Those three men are the three warriors of Asgard. The woman's name is Sif and she is the goddess of the earth and the harvest. ”

"Norse mythology?" Coulson knew a little bit about everything as a high-level agent, he glanced at Sif and said strangely: "The image of Sif depicted in the book is a scythe in one hand and a hammer in the other, how can she still hold a sword and shield in armor, she feels like a warrior." ”

Sickle? Hammer? Hey, don't talk nonsense!

"In fact, the name of the god is the same as the title, it only represents the department it manages, and has nothing to do with its own ability."

Coulson couldn't understand: "So this goddess of the earth and harvest doesn't know how to plant at all?" Will this work? ”

"Why not?" The fireproof woman said of course: "Those who are in charge of hygiene do not necessarily know medicine, and those who are in charge of magic do not necessarily know magic. If you look at Tony, he will be a teleporter, and he will become the second-in-command of the wizarding world. ”

Tony was dissatisfied: "There is also a white-robed wizard who can only illuminate, can you not always use me as an example." ”

The fireproof woman shrugged: "Then let's talk about boiled eggs, he is not as good as Natasha in terms of appearance, not as good as Barton in terms of archery, and not as good as you Coulson in terms of hair volume, but he is the boss of S.H.I.E.L.D." It is estimated that the Asgardians will wonder if they know why the king of agents on the earth is the worst one among the agents, but this is officialdom, ability is secondary, and whether or not they can play a political role is the first place. ”

Tony looked at the message on his phone and said: "That boiled egg used to be a member of the military, and he was an agent, and he had a lot of connections in the army and major intelligence organizations, and his complexion was approachable, not as sensitive as the light-colored race, and he could arouse the favor of third world countries, and he was very suitable for maneuvering between the forces of various countries, which was very much in line with the political needs of the Security Council, so he was made the director of the S.H.I.E.L.D. bureau." Haha, there is even a gossip that he may have 'an alien friend from Kree', and maybe our director can also play a pivotal role in future interstellar affairs. ”

Looking at Tony's hippie smiling face, the fire woman sweated on her forehead. Don't laugh, the braised egg really has an "alien friend", which is the hairdressing captain Carol Danvers, beware of people coming back and punching you to death.

Coulson said to Tony in an official tone: "Mr. Stark, isn't it bad that you hacked into the Security Council's database in front of me. ”

Tony asked rhetorically, "What's wrong, it's not like you haven't been hacked." Don't deny it, I found the backdoor left by S.H.I.E.L.D. inside. ”

One sentence blocked Coulson half to death, so he had to change the subject and ask: "So, is this goddess of the earth and harvest also the result of political needs?" ”

The fireproof girl nodded, "Siv is the crown princess of Odin. ”

Coulson suddenly realized that agriculture is the foundation of a country, and the crown princess is the head of the Ministry of Agriculture, which is also stable.

I have to say that Odin helped Brother Hammer pave a golden strip, just wait for him to step up and go up. But Brother Hammer is not, he has to hold the big top, replace his hands with his feet, and twist the thorns upwards like a strange species, and it is a great blessing that Odin was not angry on the spot.

Brother Hammer touched his shoulder with his partners, and suddenly his face turned pale, and he pointed to the fire girl and said, "Friends, my hammer was snatched away by that evil witch, please help me get the hammer back!" ”

Brother Shelving Hammer thought, he raised his arms and exhaled, his four friends must have responded without saying a word, but in reality, the four Asgardians looked at you and I looked at you, looking embarrassed.

The eldest of the three warriors, the big fat man, Vosgerta, scratched his stomach and said, "Your Highness, there are some situations that you may not know much about. ”

Vandal smiled and said, "Relax, Your Highness, His Majesty the God King already knows the ins and outs of the matter, and everything has been arranged." ”

Brother Hammer was overjoyed: "Could it be that my father decided to send a large army to arrest this witch?" ”

Hogan, the black-faced god, said with a straight face, "Midgard has no enemies. ”

Brother Hammer was stunned: "Then what are you doing here?" ”

Sif sighed, stepped forward and saluted the fire-fighting girl, and said respectfully, "O unknown goddess, His Majesty the God-King is deeply pleased that Midgard has been so prosperous under your rule. We are here to invite you to Asgard by the order of the King of God and the Queen of Immortals. ”

"Goddess?!"

Brother Hammer, Coulson, and Tony exclaimed in unison.

The firefighter wondered, "Why, didn't I tell you that I was a god?" ”

Tony and Coulson said with great certainty: "Absolutely not!" ”

"Oh, I'm sorry about that." The firefighter said lightly: "But you don't have to worry too much. In addition to being infinitely powerful, extremely fast, invincible to all poisons, super defense, superb intelligence, and extremely long lifespan, we gods are no different from ordinary people. ”

Isn't that different? Tony's face darkened: "You just say that there is something that God won't do!" ”

The fireproof girl thought for a while and said honestly, "God can't fly. ”

Tony glanced at the four Klimt who were floating in the air fluttering their wings, gritted his back molars and said, "Okay, you are the leader, I will listen seriously." ”

The arsonist girl is very aggrieved, she really can't fly. And not only her, but also few gods in the soul world can fly. If you think about it carefully, not only the gods of the soul world can't fly, but even the gods of the Marvel world can't fly. Not to mention the comics, a series of gods such as Odin, Gao Tianzun, and Collectors in the movie are counted as one, and they are all obedient to gravity.

Newton (proud face): Marvel is a three-third of an acre, you Uncle Niu is in charge!

"Ridiculous!"

The fireproof girl opened her eyes and said nonsense, Tony and Coulson, the two listeners, were not in a hurry, and Brother Hammer was in a hurry first.

God should be humble, kind, kind, open-minded, and able to be friends with others, but he should also be responsible, leader, guide, and manage people, so that he can live up to God's glory! When you say that God is no different from man, you are undoubtedly willing to fall, and I do not agree with it! ”

Coulson and Tony had a mouthful of on their faces, and said in their hearts that we humans are so good, why should God lead, guide, and manage? It's enough for us to have a stupid President X, so please don't come and join in the fun, okay!

Otherwise, how to say that Brother Hammer's political bubble is zero. He didn't mean to look down on humans, but he was taught to lead humans since he was a child, so he said it without embellishment, which very successfully aroused the disgust of Coulson and Tony.

And the fireproof girl is different, although her words are the meaning of human warfare, but she clearly expresses the view that "God and man are no different", even if they know that it is fake, but human nature just likes to listen to it, and there is a fart for real and false things.

Sif is the second external brain circuit that Odin prepared for Brother Hammer, and he also knows that Brother Hammer said the wrong thing. She was afraid that Brother Hammer would come up with something else, so she hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Unknown goddess, god king and fairy queen are still waiting for news, I don't know you?" ”

The fireproof girl thought for a while, the meow hammer is now in her hands, so she will definitely not be able to get around the hurdle of Asgard, and it is good to be familiar with Odin in the past, maybe in the future, she can take advantage of his dementia and trick him into going to the initial furnace to burn him.

So she nodded: "Since the God King and the Immortal Queen are invited, then I might as well be respectful." ”

Sif was overjoyed: "Welcome to Asgard, please wait a moment, I will call for the Rainbow Bridge." ”

The fireproof girl said to Rosaria: "Sister Wang, I will leave for a while, and let Tony take care of you during this period." ”

Rosaria nodded: "Don't worry, don't worry about us." ”

Sif said to Thor again, "Your Royal Highness, the God King has ordered the end of your exile, so go back with us." ”

Brother Hammer is happy. He didn't see Loki this time, so naturally he didn't have the idea of being a mortal in frustration, and he didn't have any super friendship thoughts about Jane Foster, and when he heard that he could go back and continue to be a prince, he immediately ran over.

"Heimdall, open the Rainbow Bridge!"

With a bang, colorful pillars of light fell from the sky, and Coulson wanted to ask how to write this report, but the six members of the fire prevention girl disappeared with a whoosh.

He looked at Tony, "Half of the report is out of the fire department." ”

Tony: Am I pretty?

In the passage of the Rainbow Bridge, the fire girl suddenly said, "By the way, we also have a man named Sif in Lothric. ”

Sif suddenly became interested: "Is he a man or a woman?" ”

"It's a dog."

Siff: Am I pretty!

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If you want to reward and add more, the big guy suggests that the helmsman add a change, but I don't think I'm worth 100 yuan myself, I think it's too high. I want to set a low point, but I'm afraid that I can't pay off my debts and die of exhaustion, I wonder if you have any better suggestions?

In view of the fact that we are still in the stage of repaying the debt, I will add this week's recommendation votes until next week, and it will end at 11:50 p.m. every Sunday. (I'm going to leave 10 minutes for a record)

For example, if the recommended votes reach 10,000 votes this week, I will add 10 more votes next week, and release it within a week, which is also a bit of a buffer to protect my precarious liver.

Finally, thank you for your support and encouragement, I continued to code.