Chapter 163: I Am a Spirit
Jia Ying wants to become a king and engage in dictatorship in the afterlife of the republic, this move is simply a slap in the face of the three elders, and their faces are swollen.
They thought that only an old stubborn like themselves would sell dog meat with a sheep's head, but they didn't expect Jiaying to do it even better, and directly served the dog meat on the table, and even the sheep's head was not hung up!
The male elder was angry and reprimanded: "The afterlife is the afterlife of all strangers, it is peaceful, free, and everyone is equal, you are turning back the wheel of history!" ”
This fake big empty chapter came out of his mouth, and he was simply talking nonsense with his eyes open, and the fireproof girl blushed for him. Jiaying was even more straightforward, she didn't bother to refute, but asked bluntly: "Since everyone is equal, why can't my daughter stay?" ”
The male elder's face froze, and he insisted, "This is a common decision of all people, and we have to follow the tradition!" ”
Jia Ying is soft on the outside and rigid on the inside, she doesn't play those bells and whistles at all, she grabs a basic point and doesn't relax. She said expressionlessly: "I don't care about any tradition, but I can't let my mother and daughter separate." If tradition does not allow it, I will change it, and if the elders hinder me, I will dissolve the presbyterian church! ”
The black-faced elder shouted angrily, "You are a great rebel for the following crimes!" ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she saw a figure jump in through the window, it was Carl. As soon as he came in, he didn't say a word, and rushed directly towards the three elders, and the palms of the two fan-sized hands stretched out, breaking the legs of the three of them with a few clicks, causing the three of them to fall to the ground screaming.
At this time, Jia Ying slowly stepped forward, looked at the three elders condescendingly, and said flatly: "What you said is right, I am indeed rebelling, are you angry?" ”
We're going crazy!
The male elder was sweating profusely, and said in pain: "Jiaying, what you have done today will only bring destruction to the next life!" ”
"According to your way, there will be no destruction in the next life?" Jia Ying asked calmly: "If you live in Yiyu, you will be safe, and in the next life, after a thousand years of this, the result is the decline of the people, even to the point where you need a woman like me to attract foreign bloodlines in order to reproduce, is this the prosperous era you desire?" ”
The white-faced elder said euphemistically: "We have precious Inhuman blood flowing in our bodies, if we intermarry within the clan, it will cause the bloodline to degenerate, and your sacrifices are all for the entire Inhuman race, for the sake of righteousness!" ”
Yi? How many dollars a pound?
Jiaying, who doesn't play with a single tendon, just makes a move back and forth, and asks straightly: "In that case, why can't my Daisy come back, and why can't our mother and son reunite?" ”
Because of selfishness, of course, because of power, because of desire!
But these are not good to say, and the three elders are all trembling and unable to open their mouths.
Jiaying has long seen through their true colors, and she doesn't expect them to expose their shortcomings, and she is even lazier to talk to them more, so she simply makes a closing statement: "I'm just a little woman, longing for a family, longing for a gentle husband and a lovely daughter, since your set can't meet my needs, then I will overthrow you and follow my way!" ”
"Don't be delusional!" The male elder scolded angrily, "Even if you kill us, you will not be able to become a king, because no one will follow you at all!" The people of the afterlife are good, and they will never be loyal to a king who has rebelled against him! ”
Jia Ying wondered, "Why should I kill you? ”
The black-faced elder was surprised, "Aren't you going to kill us?" ”
"Of course, I don't like to kill." Jia Ying looked at the fire prevention girl and said, "I will hand you over to the fire department." ”
The fireproof girl instantly understood what Jia Ying meant, and said with a smile: "You don't like to kill, I'm also a lover of peace, it's really embarrassing for you to hand over the three of them to me." Well, let the law give them a fair trial! ”
The white-faced elder's eyes widened: "A fair trial? What sins have we committed? ”
"Illegal human modifications, the release of hazardous chemicals, the instigation of riots, the organization of terrorist activities, oh, you are also the culprits of hundreds of petrification deaths around the world. You can have as much as you want, don't be polite to me! ”
"No, it's not!" The black-faced elder looked fierce, but he was the most timid one, she pointed at Jia Ying, and shouted in a panic: "Whether it is spreading crystal powder or inciting inhuman unrest, it is all proposed and implemented by Jia Ying, and it has nothing to do with us!" ”
The fireproof woman looked at Jiaying.
Jia Ying said flatly: "She's lying." ”
The fireproof girl suddenly said: "Oh, it turned out to be a lie, then it's okay!" ”
The black-faced elder was dumbfounded, and she said that you just believe it, you two are simply embarrassed!
In fact, the embarrassment between the fire girl and Jiaying has just begun.
The two of them didn't hide it, discussing the major events of changing the dynasty like discussing what to eat at night.
Jia Ying said: "To ascend to the throne, I also need your help. ”
The fireproof girl nodded and said, "This is easy to do." I'll go back and send a few helicopters to surround the afterlife, shoot empty guns and set fires, create some tension, and then you will come out to negotiate as a representative of the afterlife, and you will naturally be able to sit in a solid seat. ”
"Your thoughts coincide with mine. After that, I hope Inhumans will join the Fire Transmission Department and work for you. ”
What works for me is to mess with me, let me cover you.
The fireproof woman doesn't say anything, although the Inhumans are a group of rookies to her, but the combat power of this group of rookies in the gravitational circle is also okay, and with their various abilities, it is also a big improvement for the fire transmission department.
What's more, the Inhumans and the Mages are both hanging models of the eldest and my second, and the Fire Girl can't help but want to laugh when she thinks of the way their dogs bite their heads.
The king, what is important is a check and balance, and there is only one faction in a department? So how to do it, we must diversify, and only with competition can we make progress!
Seeing that Jiaying packed up the afterlife and bowed to herself, of course the fire prevention girl would not let go of these thugs who brought their own dry food. She nodded and said, "Yes, but the Fire Department only accepts Inhumans with no criminal record." ”
Jia Ying nodded: "Of course, I hope that I can be the leader of the aliens of the Fire Transmission Department." ”
Are you the leader of the Inhuman? And then play with me the tune and not listen to the announcement? When I'm stupid!
The fire girl refused without hesitation: "This is impossible!" ”
Jia Ying didn't get angry, but retreated and said, "Then let Daisy replace me." ”
The fireproof girl was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "This is your purpose, right?" You're a hard worker. ”
Jia Ying smiled slightly: "A little careful thinking that can't be put on the table makes you smile." ”
"Mother's love is great, you don't have to be presumptuous." The firefighter thought for a moment and said, "Okay, Daisy is a good candidate, I agreed." ”
Jia Ying was overjoyed and was about to say thank you, but Karl suddenly said: "But Daisy is already an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., can she still go to work in the Fire Transmission Department?" ”
"Is there such a thing?" Jia Ying hasn't seen Daisy yet, so of course she doesn't know.
The fire prevention girl said indifferently: "What's not good, there are more people who wear two positions, and there is not one more Daisy." ”
"Is this okay?" Karl hesitated and asked, "I heard that the Fire Department and S.H.I.E.L.D. have always been at odds, will Daisy be angry at both ends?" ”
Angry at both ends? How is that possible!
The Fire Department is me, and the S.H.I.E.L.D. will also be mine for two years, Daisy is simply serving in two departments under an administrative system, this is awesome, I'm afraid only she is angry with others, how dare others be angry with her!
The fireproof woman waved her hand, and said, "Don't worry, it's absolutely no problem with me!" ”
Seeing that the fire prevention girl was so sure, Carl and his family were also relieved. As a traditional Oriental woman, Jia Ying knows how to repay the favor best, and immediately said: "Leave it to Daisy and the afterlife about the recent Inhuman riots, and I promise to arrest all those criminals within a month." ”
Yo, you're submitting a certificate.
The firefighter asked, "How sure are you?" ”
"Ten points!" Jia Ying said with a smile: "Those Inhumans were all contacted by me in the early stage, and I know their abilities and hiding places well. ”
Wow, dare you not only hand over the name, but also cross the river and tear down the bridge, it is really the most poisonous woman's heart!
The protective woman said with a straight face: "We can't be untrustworthy, we have to seek truth from facts!" You've never been in contact with any strangers, and the reason we have their information is because of the secret information that we found under the pillows of the three elders, understand? ”
Jia Ying was stunned for a moment, and then nodded again and again.
Third Elder: Am I pretty?
"Finally, as a sign of our sincerity, we have another gift for you." Jia Ying said, took out a metal box half a meter long and thirty centimeters high, and when she opened it, it was full of crystals!
The white-faced elder shouted angrily: "Jiaying, that is the only remaining Terrigan crystal in the afterlife, are you going to hand over your fate to others?" ”
"What's the problem, I'm learning from you." Jia Ying said: "You worship the gods, and I also worship the gods, what's wrong with handing over the Terrigan Crystal to the gods for safekeeping?" ”
The white-faced elder was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "How could you hand it over to the gods, you obviously handed it over to the king of Lothric!" ”
"Didn't I tell you?" The fireproof girl smiled and said, "I am a god!" ”
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