Finally, it's time to come.

I visited her once the day before, and the next day was the day I officially returned to school.

In order to keep a low profile, and in order not to let my sister's kindness be disappointed, I resigned the idea of sending me to the sea in a luxury car, and returned to school as the big brother in the bureau.

Pushing open the door of the dormitory, it was empty and I was alone, and although I had sealed all the details tightly before leaving, I still frowned on the fine dust of the bed board and tabletop.

After following a strange smell, he finally found a fruit under the bed that had rotted to the point of being unrecognizable.

The chic when he left did not look back, which caused the evil consequences of the new semester.

After living in a high-end place for a long time, the word "cleaning" was almost erased from my dictionary, picking up a broom, rag, and mop to rinse it off in the bathroom, and busily tidying up the dormitory.

"The dormitory is cleaned and we will come for roll call and inspection in the evening."

Outside the corridor sounded the most annoying shout, Zhao Buji, this guy is simply a textbook lackey, I can't wait to come to school in the middle of the night before the start of school, many classmates are still on the way in the morning, but he has already taken two small followers and began to pretend to wander around the dormitory buildings.

No way...... Who let the teacher treat such a positive and good child, his position has never been classified as the same as ours, and he prides himself on being superior.

"Yo, yes, come so early?"

The more you don't want to deal with it, the more you rush to annoy you.

I straightened up and put the rag in my hand in the basin, and turned my face to look at the oily noodles with my hands behind my back at the door, this guy seemed to be in a good mood.

"I'm tired of the leader's care, isn't this supporting your work?"

"Hehe, it's good, if you had done this earlier, why would we be so idle?" He stepped over the trash I had piled up in the doorway to clean up, walked in and looked left and right.

I didn't bother to pay attention to his words, and said angrily: "Alas, leader, the humble house is lonely and clumsy, you are afraid that you will stain the brand-new high-end leather shoes when you come in, so let's go out." ”

"What are you afraid of, I don't dislike it,...... I haven't seen you for so long, let's talk for a while. ”

Chat??

If you want to chat with me from the bottom of your heart, you can't call it "Zhao Buji", but it is more appropriate to change the name to "Zhao Sun Rising from the West".

This kind of person takes the initiative to come up, there are only two possibilities, either there is no one in the other dormitory, he comes to me to brush up his presence, or he just wants to show off something.

"Let's talk, there are so many dormitories, you can talk one by one."

"Other dormitories are too messy, too dirty, I don't want to talk to them, isn't this a chat about games with you, it's rare that we have a common hobby."

I was wrong, I thought it was enough for him to choose one of the two, but he took both, and he wanted to find a sense of existence and show off.

As he spoke, this guy put his hand on my shoulder, and the back of his glasses was full of confidence: "Didn't you say before that you also play dragon spears?" I don't know, how is it going now? ”

"Alas, don't mention it, a batch of garbage, what do you want, and I just let the gang kick it, saying that I am too vegetable, and finally added a small gang."

"Alas, that's a pity." Hearing my "down" dilemma, Zhao Buji suddenly sighed, but his frivolous eyebrows exposed his smug vanity, "Your dormitory is not bad because of your personality, which gang is so short-sighted?" kicked such a good person, I really don't know how to cherish talents~"

I smiled as I wiped the table with a rag: "Well, that makes sense!! ”

"Otherwise, it's also a bit of a friendship between us, I recommend you to join our gang, I'm now level 75, although the mix is average, but I'm also the hall master of the third branch of the gang, and there aren't many people under him, just seven or eight! But there is still some right to speak on the side of the gang leader, and it is just a matter of pulling someone in for a word!"

"Oh? Is it so powerful? That's so enviable! Tut-tut...... I really envy that I want to die or live. ”

I turned my back to him as I said this, because I was afraid I wouldn't be able to hold back my laughter.

"Oh, what's there to envy? Whatever! Our gang is also a well-known gang, its name is [Steel Torrent], and it is ranked one hundred and ninety-seventh in the world! ”

……… It's so famous, I've never heard of it......

"And, recently, we've been doing business with the most famous [Sea in the World] now! Have you heard of the name Xingyu? The first person in the world, the strongest dragon lance! He is the ............ of that gang, and if you perform well at that time, maybe you can ask our helper to introduce you to you, and you can also meet the great gods and learn more. ”

I slowly stopped the movements in my hand, turned my head to look at Zhao Buji, who was proud with his hands behind his back, and tried to suppress the heartfelt smile in his heart, and then nodded to him solemnly: "Thank you for your concern, I won't go to the gang, and I will be very comfortable in the new small gang,......, of course, if I have a chance in the future, the leader must take me to meet the star god, I want to work hard and work hard to learn the advantages of others." ”

Zhao Buji's little vanity was greatly satisfied, nodded with satisfaction, and left with his back in the spring breeze: "Work hard, you are much stronger than those few, and there will be a lot of opportunities in the future." ”

"Yes yes yes you say ......"

……

A good day should start in the morning, but fate sent a retarded man to me early in the morning, which is really difficult for a strong man.

The second one to arrive at school was Ah Liu, but this guy didn't come out of love to study, but because Xiaoling wanted to come to school in advance to prepare for class, so he was called early, put away his luggage and backpack and went straight to the office to see his friend, and he didn't have time to talk a few words.

When it was close to noon, the soul of the dormitory suddenly pushed the door in.

"Bell Bell Bell !!!"

The moment the familiar voice appeared, I felt that the empty dormitory was suddenly full of vitality.

"It's just that you have a lot of problems, hurry up and get in."

The thin man who had just posed and was about to make his debut was suddenly pushed far away by the beard behind him, and the two of them entered the dormitory with large bags and small woven bags, just like coolies in a moving company.

"You two have moved your home???"

Looking at their rich luggage, and then looking at my and Ah Liu's shriveled backpacks, the difference in layers is vividly reflected.

The beard wiped the sweat from his forehead, his stubble was clean, and he looked very neat: "Don't mention it, my old couple said that the weather is getting colder, and there are thick quilts and cotton mattresses, and a lot of clothes, if you don't bring it, I'll be anxious with you, and I'm also forced to be helpless."

The thin man shook his head with deep understanding: "It's all the same, I feel that they are not going to take the opportunity to drive me away, I don't have any things left at home, I brought them all." ”

Look at it, look at it!! It's all real hurt in comparison, my mom and dad just care about grabbing the end of vitality and enjoying life, and I don't think about anything about it, and I leave it all to my sister to take care of............

But now, these parents are not a problem, since I didn't buy these, there must be my reasons.

"What are you bringing with you? Brother Yu can't afford to raise your group of two-poles? See the air conditioner? Open! Give me 24 hours to open! If it's broken, buy a new one! After a while, I shouted to Ling Yuan, Ah Liu, and Xiao Ling, let's go out for dinner! Eat good! ”

Recently, I have been very hard-spoken, we are also people with hundreds of thousands of deposits, why bother to save on food, clothing, housing and transportation.

Hearing that I didn't mention the thin man's sweetheart, this guy became anxious: "Don't just a few of us, Xiaoyu started school a few days late, but in order to get together with us, he also came early, and he will come over in a while." ”

Hearing this, my sensitive gossip soul suddenly rose, slowly approached the thin man and grabbed his shoulders and asked evilly, "Oh?? Old and thin with eyebrows, ready to start? ”

"Just him? If he dares to confess to Xiaoyu during dinner today, I will call him a thin brother for a semester! And give him the right to avoid being beaten three times for free! ”

It can be seen that the beard has absolute confidence in this matter, and he dares to take out such an exaggerated bet.

The thin man's face that was joking just now suddenly became serious, he looked at the beard, and stopped talking, as if he really had this plan.

The door of the dormitory suddenly opened, and Ling Yuan, who had finished cleaning up, ran in, he had a good foundation, and he also brought a black-framed glasses today, which looked even more handsome.

But when I saw his sudden ability, I couldn't get angry: "You are special, let you hook up with Xiaoai more at Brother Hai, you are unkempt like Nima and a stinky begging for food every day, and when you go back to school, you will become small and fresh meat, believe it or not, labor and management have a big mouth......"

This guy hugged my raised right hand with a hippie smile: "Hehe, Brother Yu is calm, it's good to start school, I can't be too sloppy!" It's too moisturizing and comfortable to live in Brother Hai's, so I'm too lazy to take care of it. ”

It's strange to say that a handsome guy of his level should belong to a person who can have a name and a surname in a class, but he would rather be a little follower next to me every day.

Of course, the work before dinner is to take a shower, and in order to show it, I took a few of them to a bathing center of some grade outside the school.

But ......, Ling Yuan was a little cowardly......

"What's wrong? What can you do with a shower? Looking at Ling Yuan's hesitant expression, Beard laughed and pulled his arm.

"No......, it's not ......, I used to live in Japan, and then I lived in the south, and ............ I took a bath, I always took a bath by myself in the bathroom, this kind of public bath............ Haven't been to ......"

Seeing that there were novices haunting, the thin man suddenly became much smarter, and put on a posture of a great god veteran: "Oh, can't you trust others and can't trust your thin brother?" Go to a comfortable bath and rub it, it will definitely make you have an endless aftertaste, how can you do it without trying? ”

Almost every northerner should highly recommend southern friends to experience the project of scrubbing, one is extremely respected, the other is extremely repulsive, just like the salty and sweet tofu brain faction, not giving in to each other.

But it's no wonder, after all, the "bath towel" doesn't look pleasing, at first glance it looks like a welder's rough glove, and it's easy to conjure up the fear of sparks, let alone make them accept that it's rubbing back and forth on their delicate skin.

When we arrived in the bathhouse, a few of us were very open, on the other hand, Ling Yuan, timid like a little girl, the beginning of the pool bath is acceptable, but when it was the turn to take a bath, I saw the gloves in the hands of the bath master who were like enchanted sandpaper, and couldn't help but regress a little, in his eyes, those who can use this thing to rub the bath are all immortals.

For northerners, there is no difference between taking a bath and not taking a bath and getting drenched in a rain, it is nothing more than the difference between wearing clothes and not wearing clothes, and deceiving oneself.

If you spend 30 yuan on a bath, you can get 25 yuan in a bath, and if you don't take a bath, it's a waste of bath money, and you don't have a soul.

This is the truth of the North, people who take a bath and do not rub their baths are not worthy to talk about life, because their lives are flawed.

Rubbing a shocking pile of mud in the bathroom is like leaving proof of survival.

The beard and the thin man were dragged stiffly, and the enthusiasm of a few masters laughed and was difficult to resist, so that Yuan was lying on the rubbing bed like a board for killing pigs to him.

Ling Yuan was still a little scared, and when the master came up and touched his neck, he trembled and refused, and asked the master to rub his legs first to give him a space to adapt.

The well-informed bath master agreed, and Ling Yuan sat up like this, watching the bath master slowly drop the butcher's knife-like bath towel on his lap, as the palm of his hand slided, his white skin seemed to begin to crack, Ling Yuan's eyes suddenly widened, I don't know whether it was to be frightened of his own skin, or frightened of the master's technique.

The bathing master next to him rubbed his beard and chatted at the same time, he said that he had traveled to many places, and almost every time he went to the bathhouse, there would be a southern boy who was like a great enemy to experience.

Some people couldn't hold on to the battle and fled halfway, wailing and screaming; There are also people who have successfully survived that nightmare, as if they have done a great thing, and the moment they step off the bath bed, they are flushed as if they have conquered the world.

Ling Yuan looked at the mud strips that the master had gathered after a few rubs, and his mouth was wide open and he couldn't speak, he slowly pinched the mud strips and looked at them carefully, his eyes were full of disbelief.

Human beings are like this, when there is an unexpected change in the place where they should be confident, they will be afraid and they can't help but be curious.

It's like a stone being pulled out from behind a tooth, or a large piece of earwax being pulled out of an ear.

I will not throw it away at the first time, but look at it with a skeptical attitude and look at it until I am sure that this is a fact that cannot be changed.

Ling Yuan is such a normal human being, he is a man who loves cleanliness, he will carefully tidy up his dormitory every day, and he will also take a shower, wash his face and brush his teeth on time.

The blue mud strips completely shattered half of his self-confidence, as if he had negated all the traces of his cleaning.

Later, Ling Yuan just lay quietly, looking at the condensed water droplets on the ceiling, in a daze.

The master who bathed Ling Yuan was a conscientious man, and he had no room for sand or dirt in his eyes.

So that day, after encountering such an invisible dirty customer, he did everything he could.

And the power that lies in the biceps.

I only remember that after the bath master finished rubbing, the green tendons on his arms were violent, like a strong man who had just finished exercising.

He wiped the fine sweat from his forehead and patted Ling Yuan's back.

"That's it, boy, look at your hand."

The smile between the eyebrows was particularly enthusiastic, and the sense of accomplishment was spontaneous, as if a truck had been dragged out of the mud as if it had just been brought out.

On the other hand, classmate Ling Yuan, he looked at the sludge on both sides of the bathing bed, as if it was not dirt that was rubbed off, but his soul.

The bearded man and the thin man slowly helped him aside, and he said that he was a little dizzy, so he sat on the edge of the hot tub and rested without a master, doubting life by the way.

We are accustomed to the enthusiasm of the bath master, but perhaps it is because we have seen a novice like Ling Yuan, and the master's naughty mood has also been brought together.

He gathered the traces left by Ling Yuan together, kneaded them into a rubber-sized ball of clay, and shouted at Ling Yuan from afar.

"Lad, is it clean? See! How dirty it is, you have to take a bath frequently in the future! ”

Shout it, and play with that mud ball in your hand and knead it into all kinds of shapes.

Ling Yuan helplessly looked at the master's hearty smile and the mud on his fingertips, the curvature of his mouth trembled, and he couldn't cry or laugh.

That sluggish look didn't ease a little until we had a pedicure in the lounge.

"Brother Yu......"

Hearing Ling Yuan's soft call, I slowly responded, "What's wrong, say." ”

"Are people born so dirty? Or is it the pathetic posture that you have acquired? ”

The philosophy between the words is a little profound, and it is the first time I have met someone who has taken a bath and seen through life.

The beard that was separated by two massage tables sighed: "Who knows, maybe man himself is a dirt body, and all the means are just self-deception to make one's surface shiny."

"Why?"

As soon as the beard fell, the thin man picked it up again.

"If a person pulls out the organs and blood under the skin and lets you touch it, do you think it is dirty or clean?"

"When...... Of course it's dirty, it's disgusting......"

That's right, the inside of people is dirty, so what people have been trying to maintain is just that layer of skin, and people like to show their clean skin in the mirror and in front of the camera; But I don't even like my own saliva, under normal circumstances, no one wants to touch the saliva that just landed, right? ”

“…… In general, there is no ......"

Ling Yuan replied slowly, and the ending seemed to have given him the answer he wanted.

"Brother Yu......"

After a few minutes, the topic came back to me again.

"Say."

"I'll come back next time ...... shower."

"Okay."

I laughed.

The bearded and thin man also laughed.

The aunt who pressed her feet didn't know what we were talking about, but she laughed along.

The balance of competition between the north and the south suddenly tilted in our favor, and today's bet is our victory.

"Jingle Bell ......"

The phone rang, and I connected it and put it in my ear, it was Ah Liu.

"How many of you, don't you take me to the bath??"

"it!"

I sat up abruptly and looked at the bearded and thin men.

"I forgot to call Ah Liu..................