There was once a god-level druid named Freud who majored in primate farming once threw out a set of theories, the core idea of which is that no matter what the idea, after a simple three-step reasoning, it can be boiled down to you want to CNM. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Like, you're hungry. Why are you hungry? Because your hunger comes from a sense of urgency to reproduce. So you want CNM.

Another example is a fight between two dogs on the road. Why do two dogs fight? Because both male and female are always reproducing for the sake of mating. So you want CNM.

For example, the signboard on the street is broken. Why are the signs on the street broken? Whether it is the negligence of managers or the malicious presumptuousness of saboteurs, it is an external manifestation of dissatisfaction. So you want CNM.

Another example is the landing of Apple.

Well, this can't be linked to CNM!

Hehe.

Why did Apple land? This is a manifestation of the maturity of the apple tree X, which is a natural selection for reproduction. So you want CNM.

Gan~~~

Well, you forced me to do a trick!

Please explain the reasons for the extinction of the human race!!

Huh.

Why are humans going extinct? It is because human beings have lost the motivation to reproduce, which leads to a systematic decline in long-term thinking, and eventually leads to self-extinction. So you want CNM.

Hahaha, I lost under the bottom, knelt down for the great druid Floyd, and sure enough, the people who are respected by the world as a god stick are all guys with five brushes.

Carlos was actually mentally prepared for the arrival of this day, but it turned out that the preparation was not sufficient, otherwise he would not have been cranky for most of the night. No, it's almost dawn.

How did it happen?

Forgot.

It's nothing more than that you are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are vexatious.

Obviously, you are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are unreasonable.

Aren't you ruthless, you're not ruthless, you're not unreasonable?

So where am I ruthless, where am I ruthless, where am I ruthless, and where am I vexatious?

In this way, where are you not ruthless, where you are not ruthless, where you are not unreasonable.

……

The dispute between men and women is as childish as Xiao Penyu who fights for candy.

The only difference is the battle between men and men, and in the end, they either break up unhappily or turn into fists to the flesh. The battle between women and women is either dry or torn face. However, the battle of words between men and women often turns into another battle of words.

Well, yes, there's nothing wrong with that.

It is not difficult to understand Carlos's surrounding female environment objectively and rationally.

In the Azeroth human civilization circle, where material life is not abundant, it is really not to work and not to eat, women are used as men, and men are used as animals.

Putting aside the most beautiful political correctness of working people, you have to admit that working women are really not much more beautiful.

Heavy physical labor crushes their spiritual pursuit, the wind and sun shine their delicate skin, and they can't pursue an elegant temperament by running around for life all day long, and the most terrible thing is that ignorance can't bring psychological recognition and satisfaction.

This is the main reason why aristocratic men of more than three generations rarely go to the village girl to cheat.

Because I can't look at it.

Carlos has coveted his sister since he was a child, why? In addition to the attribute bonus of my sister's young taming, it's not because my sister is beautiful. Beauty needs to be cared for, and without doing heavy work, Illucia's hands can kill half of Alterac's women in seconds, and the delicate skin can kill two-fifths in seconds, plus the mage's professional bonus and the elegant temperament of knowledge, the remaining 9.9% will have to bow down.

So what's wrong with liking Illusia!

That's right, it's the same as what's wrong with a man's perversion, it's right, right, the majority of gentlemen must be porcelain, right!

Carlos didn't expect to get approval and praise from others, he did it, and he didn't regret it.

The only problem is the follow-up troubles.

That's the issue of Elocya's identity and the communication problem with her parents.

What the? You said you're going to marry Princess Lordaeron soon!

It's not a question at all, okay or not.

In an era when there are still many aristocratic families who choose consanguineous marriages to maintain the purity of blood, Carlos has a mass base for telling the truth. It's a pity that the Barov family doesn't pay attention to this, it's a pity. So it's hard for parents to get started.

Secondly, people cannot live in the world without ignoring the eyes and opinions of others, and it is even more difficult to give Illusia an explanation than to destroy the tribe single-handedly. In the circle of the aristocracy, there are some things that can be said and cannot be done, and some things that can be done and cannot be said. Something happened with your sister, this kind of thing is at best an after-dinner anecdote, but if you want to publicize it, you will feel the invisible pressure exerted by the whole class.

I thought I was the only one who could give you happiness, but I couldn't......

It was this tangled thought that was the reason why Carlos gradually distanced himself from Ilucia after the outbreak of war.

The king's power comes from serving the people, so he cannot defend the people more than the river.

The prestige of the paladin lies in the fact that he has achieved a conduct that ordinary people cannot adhere to, which is why he has such a high reputation.

Whether it is the authority of the king or the prestige of the paladin, Carlos cannot give up important assets, so after something happened with his sister, although he does not regret it, he feels particularly troublesome.

Thinking about it all the time, Carlos stayed up all night.

As the day dawned, Ilucia kept waking up from her sleep, and it felt good to be hugged, and she couldn't help but rub her face against her warm arms.

"Good morning, Carlos."

"Hmm."

"Yikes! You're awake. ”

Ilucia didn't expect her self-talk to be answered, and she was a little embarrassed for a moment.

Carlos tightened his embrace, bowed his head and kissed between Elucia's eyebrows.

"Well, I'll get you something to eat."

Illucia tried to get up, but Carlos was so tightly embraced that she couldn't move.

The scene gradually changed from warm to faintly awkward.

"Really, how long has it been since I slept with my sister, and I still love to be coquettish so much."

Illucia turned her side face at Carlos, and her face seemed to glow with a holy maternal glow.

The picture is beautiful, but Carlos has a sense of unstable anxiety.

"I'm sorry."

Illucia abruptly apologized.

"Huh?"

"Carlos must be bothered right now. My sister's willfulness has caused you trouble. ”

“……”

"It's clear that Carlos is going to marry Galia. Galia is a good girl, you have to be nice to her in the future, you know. You are the king, the pride of the Barov family, and the great man destined to shine, so the support of the Lordaeron Kingdom is important. Although my sister is a half-mage who is not high or low, she will also support you silently behind your back. You still have a long way to go, and you can't go off the rails in the middle. When you get married, you will be a real adult, and you can't be willful anymore, you know. ”

Illucia said in a coaxing tone, during which the smile was warm and bright.

"What the hell are you trying to say?"

Carlos had some palpitations.

"I'll use a spell to erase this memory later."

"Huh!?"

Carlos can't remember how many times he's "um".

"So, Carlos, you don't have to be burdened. It's just my sister's emptiness and loneliness, not my brother's fault. ”

Illucia let go of her arms and pressed her lips to Carlos to continue.

"After today, everything will not change, okay. My sister will completely forget, Carlos, you just remember it, don't say it, don't do anything. ”

"It's too cunning."

"What?"

"Illucia, you're too cunning."

"Aha?"

"It's all said and done, how can you forget ......"

Carlos, who had been stabbed so many times on the battlefield and had never frowned, suddenly wanted to cry.

It's not a mistake to be a scumbag, you can't give up your conscience if you want to be a scumbag.

It's too painful. (To be continued.) )