108, shaking the fish to come

Da Yunxuan introduced Huaqiangbei all the way and led everyone to a remote corner.

It's a logistics hub, brightly lit at night and inaccessible during the day.

"That's it!" Da Yunxuan crossed his waist and looked here.

"No, we have to find a place without cameras...... Da Yunxuan said, looking around, and finally walked back in a huff, "There are cameras!" I've got to give them a break! ”

Da Yunxuan stretched out his wand as he spoke, he nodded in place, and then eight white clouds of smoke gradually formed at the tip of the wand and scattered towards the seven cameras.

"Well, yes, this time it's a good one!" Da Yunxuan saw that he had deliberately made an extra remedy to prevent his mistakes, but he didn't use it, and it seemed that his control was even stronger.

The seven cameras that can see this side have been pressed on pause at this time, and their images will not change over time.

"Of course, this magic is only for a few minutes, so let's play quietly!" Da Yunxuan pouted at the camera.

Sao Pig lit a cigarette, and the old god wanted to appreciate Da Yunxuan's magic on the ground.

With Da Yunxuan's magic, the wooden planks that were originally stacked high at the logistics point moved one by one.

These wooden pallets were originally used to store goods and facilitate transportation, so there is a three-person high pallet stack here.

With the guidance of Da Yunxuan's wand, these cards fell to the ground in turn shaking from top to bottom, and then spliced together with each other.

Gradually, two square feet appeared.

Above the feet, are the legs.

Above the legs is the body.

Above that, there are the block heads and the block arms.

Da Yunxuan used dozens of card boards to pile up a square man.

It's just that this cube is a bit tall.

It's very high, it's as tall as a four- or five-story building.

"Look, Gundam!" Da Yunxuan pointed to something very abstract.

He even commanded the cube-shaped wooden giant to take two steps and raise his hand.

In the live broadcast room, the sailors blew up.

Rockets soared into the sky, and a barrage of bullets filled the screen to tell the shock of what they saw.

The pig looked stupid, the cigarette in his hand did not move for a long time, until the ash fell, he trembled, trembled, and handed the cigarette back to his mouth.

It's just that he forgot to take a puff, he took the cigarette with his thumb and index finger behind his back, and then he used his index and middle fingers just now and sent it back.

As a result, the cigarette butt is pointing inward.

When the pig reacted, the cigarette butt glowed red into his mouth.

"Ah!! Phew! The pig's mouth was burned, he spit out a cigarette butt in fright, and even broke the camera, and the live broadcast room was full of the screams of the pig.

"The young lady is too good at magic!"

"Even buy Ka, I want to apprentice!"

"Isn't this a special effect of a pet girl?"

"Perhaps, but this magic is against the sky."

"Oops, the pig is hurting ...... now"

"The high temperature of 1,000 degrees on the cigarette butt, my pink piggy ......"

"Although the pig looks very painful, I want to laugh inexplicably......"

"Poof! Allow me to make a sad face! Poofha, I can't hold it back......"

"Fortunately, I have the habit of recording videos, which have been recorded and posted in the group."

"Hahaha......"

In the midst of the chatting and farting in the barrage of water friends, the miserable howl of the pig still did not stop.

"Whoa......" Sao Pig covered his mouth, looked around for water, picked up a glass of wine and poured it into his mouth.

Well, it's a mistake, but I read it wrong, and Sao Pig took a glass of liquor. As for why there is a glass of liquor, this is another story......

So, someone who had his tongue burned and poured liquor rolled happily on the ground with his mouth covered.

Da Yunxuan revoked the magic, and the cardboards bounced back to where they had been, as if nothing had happened just now.

Of course, except for a few broken pieces of wood scattered on the ground, they were still bouncing back and forth, trying to get back to their original positions.

"Emmm, you guys go to the trash!" Da Yunxuan pointed at the trash can with his magic wand, and the small pieces of wood jumped over, and the trash can even bent down and opened its mouth in cooperation, and the small pieces of wood jumped in.

The trash can shook and calmed down.

"Well, what's that, today's magic training, that's it! I'll go home first! Da Yunxuan turned off the live broadcast and took the subway all the way back to the dormitory.

On the Internet, the matter of the mysterious little magician is gradually fermenting.

"Did you watch the magician's livestream?"

"What live? What kind of movie are you talking about? ”

"It's the magic training of that magician apprentice!"

"What kind of mage is trained, is there such a tongue-twisting thing?"

“……”

"Hey, ignore him, this guy is outdated! Let me tell you, I've watched all her live broadcasts on Douyu, as well as two videos on station B! After my professional analysis, I feel that she should be ......"

"What is it?"

"That's right! Oh, don't hang my appetite! ”

"It's just, it's really annoying, and he still puts on an expression, let's go, let's ignore him."

"She's ......"

"What is it?"

"It's ......"

"Gone!"

"It's a little beauty!"

"Get out!"

"This lonely guy, hey......"

……

When Da Yunxuan returned home, it was already afternoon, and he suddenly remembered that today's anchor of Lianmai was the anchor in the legendary League of Legends game, and Da Yunxuan also remembered his own year.

When I was in college, I was carefree and had a night with my classmates.

Speaking of which, Da Yunxuan is quite proud, his rank should at least be ranked at the top in that school, a player who drills one.

And back then, he was also the best at laner or jungler.

I turned on the computer nostalgically, I hadn't touched the game in two years, but it was always in the computer.

Logging back into his previous account, looking full of gray, the last guy to log in, was also eight months ago.

Perhaps, for the sake of work and family, everyone no longer has time to play, and even in the prestige group of classmates, everyone has gradually fallen silent, and the last sentence is still the marriage announcement of a classmate two years ago.

Da Yunxuan silently got out of the game and lit a cigarette.

"Ahem, cough, ahem......" Suddenly this small body became a fool, and looked at the extinguished cigarette in his hand with tears streaming down his face, why did he just take such a big puff...... cough cough cough ......

I used to be able to numb myself with the help of tar, nicotine, and carbon monoxide in the smoke, but now I don't feel anything other than almost choking out my lungs.

"Knock knock!" Da Yunxuan took a few big mouthfuls of the happy water of the fat house, and in the sound of "hiccups", he finally relieved his breath.

However, at this moment, the phone rang.

"Hello?" Da Yunxuan adjusted his voice so that his current voice was the same as his thirty-year-old self.

"Hello, may I ask, are you the owner of the 'Brother Xuan Great Demon King' ID?" The staff asked respectfully.