"It turned out that the brain was atrophied and the brain became smaller, and the water gate kunai penetrated from the upper part of the cranial cavity, so the kunai did not harm the brain at all!"

Galiuro crossed his fingers and asked Tsunade, "Teacher, is that so?" ”

"Theoretically, it's possible, as if the mirror man wouldn't die if he was shot through the heart." Tsunade said noncommittally.

"But is there really anyone with a small brain?" Luo Sha frowned.

There is a special human anatomy class in the ninja school, but basically only some basic knowledge is taught, and the esoteric knowledge involving the brain is not taught.

"Of course there are such cases."

Tsunade recalled, "It was one of the studies of the medical team of the former medical minister, Koharu Koharu, and in that study, it was found that a certain percentage of people with brain atrophy were present in the population. ”

"How do you identify such a person?" Galiuro asked.

Luo Sha secretly patted his head, "Bang~Bang~Bang~" It sounds quite sincere.

"I don't know very well, in fact, although the research was named by Koharu's predecessors, the person in fact in charge is a doctor named Takagi Shrimp, and now he has defected to the Land of Thunder."

Tsunade shook his head, full of pity.

Takagi is more than ten years older than Tsunade, and is a great brain scientist, especially the bioshock therapy he pioneered, which is already well-known in the ninja world.

I heard that the three generations of Lei Ying, who was seriously injured by Elder Qiu Dao Feng, was also treated by Takagi Shrimp, and he is now the royal doctor of the high-level of Yunyin Village, and his status is very respectful.

Judging from qualifications, ability, and innovation, if Takagi hadn't defected in the Second Ninja World War, it was very likely that the position of the director of Konoha Hospital would not have been his turn.

What's even more distressing is that that Takagi Shrimp still has a nephew in Konoha called Takagi Shoto, and that guy is completely a quack......

"Found it!"

Kato's quiet, crisp voice interrupted Tsunade's musings.

"What did you find?" Galiuro asked first.

"Thesis, Dr. Takagi's thesis, "On the Relationship between Brain Atrophy and Video Games and the Corresponding Electroshock Therapy Regimen"!"

After all, he was still a young man, and Shizune Kato suddenly thought of going to Blackwater to look up papers.

"People with atrophy and insufficiency of the brain, also known as brain damage, have no medicine. Electroshock therapy is his only hope for recovery.

Video games are an effective means to identify brain damage, and the typical symptoms of brain damage patients are: 1. Grab position; 2. Interaction; 3. Adoptive father; 4. Assist in grabbing soldiers; 5. Jungle dirty line; 6. Master of rhythm; 7. No group for 10,000 years; 8. On his deathbed, he reported to the king; 9. Reverse investment with the waves; 10. Choose a hero in seconds. ”

"Ahh Rosha sneezed and silently reclined into his seat.

At the same time, inside the A-type intensive care ward of Konoha Hospital.

Madara Uchiha was eating watermelon, and the sweet juice was flowing all over his teeth.

"Ahh

Suddenly, a loud sneeze came from the next room, causing Madara Uchiha to shake his hand, and the whole watermelon fell on the bed, and the crotch of his pants was bright red.

"Holy, beaver, what's wrong with you beaver!"

Jiraiya happened to walk in with a cane and was stunned to see this scene.

Could it be that the beaver eats his teeth and does what I want to do but can't do, and as a result, he bleeds profusely?

Zilai also suddenly felt a chill under his crotch!

"White-haired stupid."

After a few days of getting along, Madara Uchiha and Jiraiya are also relatively familiar, and I think that this young man is not bad except that he doesn't respect the old and love the young.

He asked, "Who lives in the ward next door to us?" I've been sneezing seven or eight times in a row, so I guess I'm a carrier of the virus, so you go and ask the doctor. ”

"No need to ask, hey, this one will be given to you first, it's hot!"

Jiraiya also threw a roast pig's trotters to Madara Uchiha, and then said: "There is a pair of Uchiha father and son living next door, Uchiha, you know, the brain is not normal, beaver brother, don't go to your heart." ”

Madara Uchiha: "??? ”

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Martial arts tournament, in the ring.

"Two minutes to go."

Yasuo pointed to the huge clock on the playing field, his face sinking like water.

"Oh, thanks for the reminder." Watergate put away his pity, "Although you are brain atrophied, I still have to defeat you!" ”

"You are brain atrophy, your whole family is brain atrophied, especially your son, I suspect that his brain is the size of pine nuts at most!"

Yasuo finally couldn't help but squirt continuously, and suddenly felt comfortable.

"I'm not reminding you...... I mean...... I only have two minutes left to beat up my unfilial disciple. Yasuo touched his nose and said in his heart.

Brain atrophy?

Very good, according to this standard, let my lovely disciple taste the iron fist of love!

Anyway, no matter how serious the injury is, it can be treated with potions and healing techniques, but if it doesn't work, it can be thrown to Chopper to slowly heal the injury.

And maybe, if the "Super Water Gate" is rescued after dying, it will be able to increase its combat effectiveness......

For the teacher......

It's all love!!

Thinking of this, Yasuo waved his big hand, and the four swords that were suspended turned into flying rainbows and flew towards the water gate.

"Or are these tricks?"

Shuimen smiled slightly, leaving an afterimage in place, and the person disappeared in an instant.

"It's useless, under absolute speed, any physical skills will be ineffective against me!"

The sound of the water gate came from all directions, and just as he said, Yasuo's four flying swords all flew into the air.

Lan Che, the electric knife, the end blade of wisdom, and the ruined king, the four divine soldiers swept through the afterimage of the water gate and firmly inserted themselves on the ground.

"Little ghost, do you think I'm trying to stab you with a sword?"

Yasuo crossed his hands over his chest and said in a good manner.

Watergate's figure emerged from mid-air and landed on the ground, looking at Yasuo's playful expression, he felt a little uneasy in his heart.

Yasuo suddenly had an extra jar in his hand, and then threw it towards the water gate without saying a word.

"Gas?"

This was the first reaction of the water gate, and he hurriedly dodged and covered his mouth and nose with his hands.

However, Yasuo's jar fell to the ground and shattered, and no gas spilled out at all, just a large pool of liquid.

The liquid was extremely fast, filling most of the ring at once, but it was not corrosive and seemed harmless.

"I've dodged all of your attacks, here's my turn!"

An oversized spiral pill flashed out of the water gate's hand, and it seems that in the super water gate mode, even the power of the spiral pill has been greatly enhanced.

However......

"Poof"

Watergate swooped forward, slamming into the street in an indecent posture like a dog gnawing mud.

"Earth Escape Ninjutsu?"

Mizumon climbed up, slimy, but not worried, "Is it similar to the ninjutsu of the Earth Escape and the Earth Flow River?" But that doesn't work for me! ”

"Flying Thor!"

Shuimen once again tried to use the Flying Thunder Divine Technique, but he remained motionless like a fool.

"How is that possible? My Flying Thunder Magic fails? ”

Shuimen was not reconciled, and hurriedly shot out a flying thunder god kunai, and used the original flying thunder god again.

But it still doesn't work!

"Don't struggle, this is a strong adhesive known as a no-fly zone!"

Yasuo didn't know when, there was a huge wooden hammer in his hand: "Strong viscose plus distorted space, I see your golden flash, oh no, black flash, how to flash it for me!" ”

As Yasuo's words fell, between the four divine soldiers inserted on the ground, a purple barrier suddenly formed to surround the water gate.

Even if you don't try, you can see that this should be some kind of powerful enchantment.

Yasuo put the big wooden hammer in his hand and tossed it gently, with an expression on his face, "If you cut your throat, no one will save you", he forced towards the water gate step by step.

"You have a lot of fans, it may not be appropriate to cut you with a sword, today, you will try the hammer that is loved by the teacher!" Yasuo sneered under his breath.

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Note: Evil Magi Vega E Skill, Warp Space: Vega will create a warped space in the target area. Enemies attempting to cross the area's borders will stop and receive a stun.

Alchemist Sinjid W Skill, Strong Glue: Sinjid leaves a sticky area on the ground, slowing enemies in the area by 60% (for 1 second after leaving).

If the target is dropped by an [E Over-the-Shoulder Fall] and lands on Sinjid's [W Super Adhesive], they will also be imprisoned.

The Super Sticky has a groundbinding effect, meaning that enemy heroes cannot cast any movement skills within this radius.

Yasuo's Wooden Hammer: Eclipse, a piece of equipment from the game League of Legends, is a must-have accessory for synthesizing the Power of the Three Phases and the Black Cutter.

+200 health

+15 Damage

Passive - Berserk: Gains 20 movement speed for 2 seconds after each normal attack. Each time you kill a unit, gain 60 movement speed (does not stack with the former). This movement speed bonus is halved for ranged heroes.

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