Chapter 323: Lessons
"You better go brush your teeth, I brushed my teeth this morning, why didn't you brush your teeth this morning?"
After listening to this, Liu Xia walked directly in front of me and slapped me at once.
"You're embarrassed to say that I helped you make breakfast early in the morning and didn't do anything! You're too embarrassed to tell me about it. ”
"It's all bad, you don't seem to have done anything."
I can only dare to say these words in the bones of my heart, if I say it, she will definitely be furious and teach me a hard lesson.
After waiting for a while, I still haven't come back, I feel very strange, it's just a shower, can I take so long? It doesn't make sense at all, who takes so long to take a shower? It's simply not possible.
"Liu Xia, what are you doing? Why Are You Taking So Long This Morning? Is there something that is not being done? ”
I was very strange and hurriedly walked over, I was worried that something would happen to her, but when I did, I found something that made me almost bleed.
How should it be said? But I think she's supposed to be so big, and she's actually starting to take a shower here. It's in the middle of nowhere, and although there are no men in it, she takes you to look for what if you encounter any wild beasts. And there is a good chance that there are crocodiles or pythons in the water. If she gets caught inside, how can I save her and I can't swim?
"Liu Xia, don't take a bath, hurry up and come up to the water, maybe there is some danger in the water."
Liu Xia is very happy to take a bath now, and when she heard my words, she hurriedly covered her body, I sighed helplessly, her body, I don't know how many times I have seen it, what is the use of covering my body now?
"Liu Xia, don't hide it, hurry up and come up to the water, maybe there is any danger in the water, we don't know anything about this piece of water at all."
"Wang Zhen! You damn stinky rascal, I thought you were such a decent gentleman, but I didn't expect you to be a villain, you hurry up and get out of here, you actually peeked at me in the shower and never seen such a shameless person as you, and you are still saying so many high-sounding things here? I was really disappointed! ”
When is it now, she is going to talk to me so much, I really don't know how she can come out of her mouth so many words, doesn't she know what danger is?
Although Liu Xia scolded me in the conversation, but she still slowly approached the shore, I watched her slowly swim over, but relieved, turned around and was about to leave here, although she was in the water, I couldn't see clearly, but if she came up, the two of us would inevitably be a little embarrassed.
But when I turned around, Liu Xia suddenly screamed, I quickly turned around, but I didn't see anything, Liu Xia didn't know where to go, just in such an instant, suddenly disappeared.
I suddenly became anxious in my heart, Liu Xia couldn't disappear for no reason, and I had to explain that she was taken away by something below, I hurriedly jumped into the water and prepared to find a way to call her, although I don't know how to swim, but I know how to hold my breath.
But when I jumped in, my leg cramped.
What happens if I never felt leg cramps before? But now I really feel a special pain in my whole leg, as if a needle had stirred it inside.
I screamed, and a lot of water went in my mouth, and I felt like my whole stomach was rising as if I had been poured a lot of water.
Now I really despair, I never thought I would die like this.
Just when I was unconscious, I suddenly saw her in the water, constantly changing her appearance.
Out of the instinct of survival, I grabbed it at once, and when I first grabbed it, I was very soft anyway.
But I don't know what exactly I'm caught. At this time, I realized that I had not grasped something, and slowly took me out of the water and to the shore!
When I reached the shore, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, but I didn't expect that I was actually grabbing Liu Xia's ass.
My whole ho-o-hormon has exploded!
"Wang Zhen, you stinky bastard, you're about to die, and you don't forget to take advantage of me, you bastard."
At this time, I reacted and saw Liu Xia, but I had an irrepressible urge in my heart, I stood up and slapped her hard.
"Liu Xia, do you know what you're doing? Do you know how dangerous it is in the water? Do you think that's fun? What should you do if something happens to you? You think it's fun to play with other people's feelings like this, don't you? ”
Liu Xia, I really looked at me in disbelief, when I beat her, I regretted it a little, especially when she was about to cry now, I suddenly didn't know what to do, and quickly turned my head and prepared to leave.
"Hurry up and put on your clothes, don't say anything, I hope you can think about it, there is danger everywhere here, I don't want you to have the same attitude as before!"
She hadn't shown up since she had finished making breakfast for the two of us, and she hadn't shown up at noon, but she had left us with enough wild boar to eat.
I ignored Liu Xia today, I want to teach her a very serious lesson, otherwise, she doesn't know how terrible it is, I don't know how her head grows, she actually jokes with me at this time, can this joke be made casually, in case one is not careful, I don't know how she died?
"Wang Zhen, can you not be angry, today's thing is my fault, I am sorry for you, I just want to make a joke with you, you also know that I usually like to joke the most, I didn't expect this joke to be so big Anyway, I'm sorry for you, but can you not be angry, you are a big man and I am a woman, there must be no fun, right."
Liu Xia nervously grabbed my arm, looked at me a little timidly, looked at her, now she looks so pitiful, I don't know why, I feel a little distressed.
"Liu Xia, you can't do this in the future, this water is particularly dangerous, don't you forget how we got here? Welcome, what do you do if you have sharks? I'm a landlubber who can't swim, and when you went to take a shower today, I almost drowned. ”