When Chu Zifeng and Carl had already finalized tonight's action and were about to carry a knife to fight the demon party, we theoretically believed that Commissioner Huang Xiaobei, who was currently the supreme supervisor and commander of the Celestial Empire region, was currently eating leisurely.

While eating a big meal, Commissioner Huang also pondered going back to talk to Lao Wei and Carl about the advantages he had taken today.

The one who lives is called heartless.

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At the dinner table, Commissioner Huang devoured dinner, and after a few bites, Miss Yiyi began to answer Uncle Liu's various questions sweetly.

In the face of Uncle Liu's eager inquiry, Miss Yiyi said that she was already mentally prepared.

Under the concerned greetings of Uncle Liu, Miss Yiyi said that she was still in school, a junior at a university in this city, and was currently resting at home because she had a car accident some time ago.

Uncle Liu said that he was not in a hurry, and it was okay to talk about it after graduation.

Huang Xiaobei, who was holding the tail of the fish, rolled his eyes.

OK? It's okay, what's okay, don't say something that is too suggestive!

After asking about Miss Yiyi's personal situation, Uncle Liu wanted to inquire about the situation of Miss Yiyi's parents again.

After all, that's the most important thing.

But at this time, when Uncle Liu was about to ask Miss Yiyi's parents what kind of work they were engaged in and what their monthly income was, Uncle Liu suddenly stopped.

He seemed to remember something.

Holding the wine glass and tilting his head slightly, Uncle Liu muttered quietly in his mouth.

"Got into a car accident last month? Or a college girl? ”

Uncle Liu touched his chin and was surprised.

"Strange thing, why does it feel so familiar, it seems that I have seen these things somewhere?"

Miss Yiyi looked curiously at the old Uncle Liu who was muttering quietly, poked her little head and asked Commissioner Huang, "What is Uncle doing?" ”

Huang Xiaobei bit the tail of the fish and said vaguely, "People are like this when they get older, and the gods and gods are chattering one day." ”

As soon as Huang Xiaobei's voice fell, Uncle Liu suddenly clapped his hands.

"yes, yes, I remembered! I remember that last month, the port branch handed me a case report and a salvage report, saying that last month there was a truck driver who was drunk driving, and as a result, he drove directly into the sea with people and cars, and I heard that a girl was injured, but fortunately, the injury was not too serious, and it didn't take long for him to be discharged from the hospital. ”

Uncle Liu looked at the eldest lady in surprise, "It turns out that that girl is you, Yiyi?" ”

Seeing that Uncle Liu actually recognized herself, Miss Yiyi first turned her big watery eyes, and then nodded her little head.

And the first time Huang Xiaobei heard the news, he subconsciously looked at the eldest lady beside him.

Car accident? The truck driver drove drunk and drove into the sea with even people and cars?

Huang Xiaobei, who was holding the fish tail, blinked his eyes in confusion.

It seems that I heard Dao Ye and Sixth Master talk about this basic thing, but, but this sounds really like a murder case, and it seems to really have something to do with the robe master of the buddy club.

But after being hit by a truck, the eldest lady is still alive, isn't this a bit unscientific?

"You ...... that lady"

"Ding-dong."

Just when Huang Xiaobei wanted to ask the eldest lady about her recovery, the doorbell suddenly rang.

Hearing someone ring the doorbell, Huang Xiaobei slowly stood up and went to open the door, temporarily leaving the matter of the eldest lady behind.

Unexpectedly, before he had time to stand up, he suddenly heard the greasy middle-aged man beside him muttering quietly.

"I've given all the money for housekeeping, so it's impossible to come back, right? Could it be that you forgot something? ”

Huang Xiaobei stared at the middle-aged man beside him who was weak-hearted.

Hehe, it turns out that the hygiene of the house is not cleaned by you...... Well, guessed it, guessed it.

"Well, I'll open the door, I'll open the door, uncle, you can continue to eat."

Old Uncle Liu immediately glanced at Huang Xiaobei, and the hidden meaning in his eyes was not too obvious.

Huang Xiaobei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"Don't worry, if it's someone who embarrass you, I'll let him out immediately."

Old Uncle Liu breathed a sigh of relief.

Coming to the door and opening the door, Huang Xiaobei said very politely, "Where are you looking.......?"

In fact, the second before opening the door, Huang Xiaobei already had a lot of guesses in his heart.

Huang Xiaobei guessed that the person knocking on the door was likely to be an uncle's colleague, and he had some urgent work to find the uncle.

It's also possible that the next-door neighbor came to borrow something, or the housekeeping staff found by the uncle forgot something.

But looking at the pervert in front of him who put pink women's underwear on his head, Huang Xiaobei said that he was still younger after all.

Looking at the pink fat man he put on the top of his head without shame, looking at a pair of black-framed glasses that he found out of nowhere, looking at the two mustaches pretended to be pasted on his face, he was so familiar that he had appeared in front of him like a salesman?!

After looking at the pervert's familiar yellow hair and the good-looking Danfeng eyes revealed under the glasses, the muscles on Commissioner Huang's face twitched vigorously.

"Is there something wrong with this pervert?"

Chu Dagongzi, who was full of professional smiles, widened his Danfeng eyes hidden behind black-framed glasses for a moment, and his face was full of disbelief.

"Do I look that revealing?!"

"Uh, you, you don't actually look too revealing, but, but please can you take the things off your head first!!"

Hearing this, Chu Dagongzi, who was dressed as a salesman, first reached out and touched the pink fat on the top of his head, and when he understood the reason for his exposure, Chu Dagongzi nodded lightly, and then patted Huang Xiaobei's shoulder, and said righteously.

"It doesn't matter."

Nima, this is the most important thing!

Anyway, you shouldn't have walked to the community with a fat head on your head, right?!

Didn't anyone take you away as a pervert!

Mr. Chu ignored Huang Xiaobei, who was looking at him with garbage eyes, but took out twenty red tickets and smashed them on Huang Xiaobei's face.

He looked unhappy, but he looked rich.

"I won't bother you about eating with Yiyi without my permission today, but then you have to cooperate with me to act in a play, and if you act well, all the money will be yours, and I can add money to you depending on the plot."

Looking up and down at Master Chu, Huang Xiaobei gradually narrowed his eyes.

This pervert is dressed like this today, just to act in a play?

What play?

The birth of a metamorphosis?

But looking at the red ticket in his hand, Commissioner Huang still swallowed greedily.

The renminbi is innocent after all.

But because he was too suspicious of what the scene in the mouth of this pervert was, Commissioner Huang had to put away the money first and said with a sneer.

"Well, why do you have time to come to my house today?"

Look, what a realistic person, who was perverted just now, and now you'll be old.

Looking at Huang Xiaobei's grandson, Master Chu tidied up his mustache and said very easily, "Oh, I squatted here last night." ”

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

Commissioner Huang was deeply shocked by Master Chu.

What did this pervert just say? He was squabbling here last night?

It can't be, it's not possible at all!

I didn't even know that the eldest lady would go home with me today, he found out last night? Nima doesn't have superpowers, right? Nima, a pervert, doesn't have superpowers!

Facing Huang Xiaobei's eyes full of shock, Chu Dagongzi proudly patted the dust of his inferior suit.

"As the saying goes, money can make grinding ghosts, Brother Rong told you a long time ago, Brother Rong is rich, except for money, there is really nothing, as long as you have money, let alone let the ghosts push the grind, the grinding can push the ghosts, of course Brother Rong can get anything I want, it's just ......"

Speaking of this, Master Chu's painting style changed suddenly, and the expression on his face gradually deepened.

In Huang Xiaobei's eyes, the eldest son of Chu who was wearing underwear in front of him seemed to suddenly have such a temperament that made people feel sad and pitiful.

caused Huang Xiaobei to wonder if the pervert in front of him was a dual personality, otherwise Mao would have changed so quickly.

In Huang Xiaobei's stunned eyes, Chu Dagongzi raised his head slightly, his phoenix eyes blinked lightly, and crystal sparkled, and his mouth was just right to let out a sad sigh, and the whole person suddenly looked melancholy and sad.

"Though I am rich, my spirit is very empty, and my empty soul wanders around like a homeless wild dog. And whenever this happens, I need to make up for the emptiness in my heart, you know? Whenever I feel Yiyi's fat clap on my head, my heart seems to have some kind of sustenance, and it is very peaceful. ”

As he spoke, Master Chu took off the fat on the top of his head and handed it to Huang Xiaobei.

"You've probably had a time when your heart was empty, right? Come, put this fat time on your head, and you will be much more comfortable. ”

Huang Xiaobei almost subconsciously took the fat time in the hand of Master Chu, and then slowly put it on top of his head.

There is no other reason, he was infected, he was deeply infected by the words that touched the soul of Prince Chu just now!

Indeed, he has also had times when his heart is extremely empty, he feels that nothing is interesting, and even feels like nothing, and the feeling of inner emptiness is really very uncomfortable, but at this time, is it really just enough to put his underwear on his head?

I don't know about this, but I only know that it is not enough for a person to be materially satisfied, but spiritual satisfaction is the real perfection, and many people today lack this spiritual satisfaction.

Isn't that exactly what happens to those who commit suicide because of depression?

Oh, I seem to understand what this means, indeed, indeed, what Senior Chu said, really, really...... It's really Nima's perversion to a certain level!!

A second before he was about to do something unforgivable, a second before he was about to awaken a special fetish, Commissioner Huang slammed the fat man, who had been halfway on his head, to the ground.

"What a pervert this Nima! The heart is empty and hairy, and I want to put the fat on my head?! You bastard is starting to brainwash me again, isn't it!! ”

The next moment, the expression on Commissioner Huang's face froze.

Because he saw that Chu Dagongzi was holding a book called "Eighteen Methods of Hypnosis", scratching his ears and cheeks.

"Why did it fail again? Is it because my words are not moving enough? Or is his will too strong? No, this kind of fool is generally very good at breaking through psychological defenses, not to mention what they have been longing for in their hearts, well, probably still can't learn home. ”

Closing the book, Master Chu waved his hand at Huang Xiaobei with a smile on his face, "I'm sorry, I just bought this book for three days, and I haven't practiced it well, next time, next time." ”

"I beg you to get out of ......."

Master Chu silently stretched out his hand.

"Then give me back the money."

"Well, don't rich people never ask for money back?"

"You're talking about a lack of heart."

Looking at the hand that was stretched out without hesitation, clutching the banknotes in his pocket, Commissioner Huang smiled with tears in his eyes.

"Don't you still have to act? You start directing, I, I'm fully cooperating. ”

"Hey, that's right," Mr. Chu took a step forward, hugged Huang Xiaobei's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Look at it, look at it, isn't this very OK to say, I'll give you an analysis and analysis, you see that now I have money and you lack money, why can we be a good partner, and even if you call me a wronged man in your heart, I don't care, after all, you don't understand the world of rich people at all." ”

"I feel like what I don't understand should be a perverted world......"

Seeing Huang Xiaobei standing at the door for a long time, Uncle Liu shouted with his rice bowl.

"Who's at the door?"

Huang Xiaobei was about to say, "It's a pervert," but unexpectedly, Chu Dagongzi immediately took out his mobile phone and quickly typed a line.

Staring at the contents of Mr. Chu's mobile phone, holding the banknotes in his pocket, Commissioner Huang, who was extremely tormented, sighed, looking like I was resigned to my fate.

Scratching the corners of his face, Commissioner Huang read aloud like a repeater.

"Oh, it's nothing, it's a salesman for a company, and he's selling me a very good product of their company, and I think it's a good fit for Yiyi, so I want her to try it."

"In addition, this salesman looks very handsome, take a closer look, and Yiyi's eight characters are very consistent, it can really be described as a talented woman, made in heaven, like me, a dishwasher can only become a spare tire that can not be used in a lifetime, brackets, read well, to have a little feelings, read it to you after reading, add money to you, brackets."

"Do you really have a bottom line for being a human being?"

After reading Director Chu's lines, Huang Xiaobei used not long ago, Deputy Minister Pierce looked at him with a look in his eyes, looked at Chu Dagongzi, and issued a soul-like torture.

"Do you really have a bottom line for being a human being?"

Faced with the soul-like torture of Commissioner Huang, Master Chu coughed lightly, and then the drama spirit possessed his body and shouted at the top of his voice

"Don't dare, don't dare! You've tormented me! Where am I so good, sir, you are really complimentary, you should come and see our company's products. ”

Old Uncle Liu turned his head strangely to stare at Huang Xiaobei who was standing at the door.

What the hell is this kid doing? It's all nonsense.

Miss Yiyi held her chin and sighed slightly.

It's really troublesome, it must have been secretly installed with a bugging device again.

I've found six, so how can there be any more?

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Do you really have a bottom line for being a human being?

As everyone knows, Huang Xiaobei's words are also asking himself.

Comrade Huang Xiaobei, Commissioner Huang, do you really have the bottom line of being a man?

Just for that little two thousand dollars, you can say such unconscionable words? Do you still have the bottom line of being a human being!

Just when Commissioner Huang felt extremely tormented, Mr. Chu put the mobile phone in front of him again, and when he saw the first sentence, Commissioner Huang smiled slightly, and immediately threw the words "people's bottom line" to the ends of the earth.

"That's right, I'll add a hundred yuan to you in a while, that, what is your company's product? How good is the quality? ”

Even without an audience, Chu Dagongzi also showed his professional ethics as a drama spirit.

Holding the pink fat ci in his hand that had just been thrown on the ground by Commissioner Huang, Chu Dagongzi shouted loudly as a salesman possessed.

"Sir, sir, take a good look, this is our company's latest women's underwear and clothing, today in order to celebrate the opening of our company, our boss decided to launch a trade-in activity, this opportunity is only one day, you must not miss it."

Commissioner Huang's reaction is generally slow, so when he heard that his underwear was being traded-in, he was just stunned, although he seemed to feel that something was not right, but he didn't have time to think about it.

Seeing that Master Chu put the latest lines in front of him again, Commissioner Huang continued to read like a repeater.

"Oh, yes, such a good event, you can't miss it, after all, there is no such store in this village, you wait, I'll go and bring you Yiyi's panties now, and then, and then ...... Then just die, you pervert!! ”

Commissioner Huang, who finally reacted, suddenly reached out and smashed the two thousand yuan in his pocket into the face of Master Chu, and then slammed the door shut.

Commissioner Huang, with tears in his eyes, leaned his back against the door and let out a desperate roar in his heart.

Go to hell! Die, you filthy RMB!!

I won't steal the eldest lady's fat times for money!!

Get out of here! Get out of here, you filthy money!

Out of my sight, out of my sight! Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself!!

My little money money......