Chapter 556: The King of Sam
The lights came on again, and Tuan Zang quietly put down the half of the suckling pig in his hand and began to applaud.
"It is worthy of being Lord Tuanzang, although there are not many appearances in the whole play, but it plays the role of fixing the sea god needle!"
"Especially that trick to turn food into a big method, stealing other people's calories, it's a special effect explosion!"
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Cheerful times are always short-lived, except for those of the elders.
The birthday party lasted from noon to midnight, and 30,000 pigs and dozens of tons of coke and red wine were all sold out.
Even Danzo, after drinking dozens of oak barrels of Coke, began to get slightly drunk.
Naturally, there are hotels in the Blackwater Building.
Except for the elders of Tuanzang, who insisted on the consistent style of hard work and simplicity and stayed in the hall, the other guests were arranged to be suites if they had difficulty moving.
Yasuo staggered out of the building.
Today's moon is very round, like Master's face plate.
Yasuo drank some wine.
Mainly caught by Shuo Mao and Yamato two guys.
Shuomao wine has always been bad, but after becoming the Minister of Police, it has converged a lot, and this time it is probably a big outbreak.
Yamato unexpectedly became Shuo Mao's drinking buddy, and the wine was equally bad, always singing after getting drunk.
Yasuo reminded Shuo Mao that as a public official, he should not be friends with developers, but he didn't seem to listen.
Perhaps in Konoha where cola has become the mainstream drink, it is not easy for him to find a satisfactory drinking buddy, so he cherishes it very much.
Instead of heading north back to Konoha City, Yasuo staggered south toward Nanga Shrine.
At a certain moment, Yasuo, who was swaying, suddenly stood upright, and there was no longer the slightest drunkenness on his body.
Data-based body, fortunately, this thing won't be opened forever, otherwise even buying drunk will become a luxury, what's the point of this life.
Yasuo shook his head and quietly looked at a stone statue outside Nanga Shrine.
"I can't escape your eyes......"
The voice is hoarse, ear-grinding, and does not resemble a human voice.
A black shadow slowly emerged from the stone statue as if it were not substantial.
"Hello Yasuo-sama, I am the embodiment of your will......"
"Bang!"
Yasuo threw a punch on Black Jedi's head.
This ordinary fist is still unavoidable for an escape master like Hei Jue.
It covered its head and was honest.
"I'm just kidding, I'm Uchiha...... The embodiment of the will of the beaver......"
"Bang!"
Another punch.
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! ”
Every time Hei Jue tried to speak, he was greeted by Yasuo's big fist.
Black Jedi wanted to cry.
Then Ah Fei accepted the opportunity to come to Konoha to make a movie, and Hei Jue wanted to get close to Konoha and make a final attempt to save his mother.
It completely reversed the original plan.
Hei Jue, who has visited the Konoha military parade, knows very well that no matter how he makes trouble in the ninja world, recruits rebels, and develops military strength, it is impossible to defeat Konoha head-on.
In the case of Madara Uchiha picking a child halfway, Kuroki can only take the risk of finding a way to break through from the inside of Konoha.
And according to Hei Jue's research, this seemingly loose Konoha that seems to be a fallen Konoha and a Konoha that seems to be a mountain is actually a huge and inseparable community of destiny.
This is the vicious eye of a veteran conspirator and a-stirring stick.
What the stream can't see, Hei Jue can see at a glance.
And the real node of this huge vein is not Hokage Fugaku, not Shimura Danzo, not the head of the Hagi family, Konoha White Fang, but the second son of the Hagi family who seems to have no sense of existence, but seems to be everywhere.
Black Jedi is very close to the relationship between the Yasuo and Shuomao brothers, and between him and his two brothers, there is no affection at all.
It understood that if it wanted to be its mother, the plan to rely on the eye of the moon might not work, and it decided to approach Yasuo.
But it was clear that BlackJe's attempt was not successful, at least, it wasn't planned well enough.
But he can't be blamed for this, as an old coward who has been dormant for thousands of years, Hei Jue really didn't expect that he would find a hiding place so easily.
Before fleeing with the White Jedi, Kakudu and Oni Slash were always able to find its lair easily.
However, Hei Jue attributed this to the fact that the two hungry wolves had a special telepathy for Bai Jue, and never thought that they could also be tracked by location.
After being beaten more than a dozen times by Yasuo's big fist, Hei Jue finally became honest.
A wave of fatigue hits, and Yasuo exits the digital mode.
This shows that the malice in the heart of the black absolute has been replaced by other feelings.
Unexpectedly, this black absolute was still shaking M physique, Yasuo nodded with satisfaction and asked, "So, tell me, who are you?" ”
"I ...... I am...... I don't know who I am......"
Hei Jue can only pretend to be stupid, it knows that its identity cannot be revealed.
"I know who you are!" Yasuo's way is unequivocal.
"Huh!?"
Just when Hei Jue was shocked, Yasuo took out the atlas named from his arms, compared it, and said firmly:
"You are the legendary thousand-year-old ginseng, the king of ginseng!"
Black Jedi had a black question mark on his face.
Yasuo nudged the atlas towards it.
Black Jedi was shocked.
There are very few people who know their existence, but the purple-haired young man of the Qimu family in front of him actually has his own portrait.
Merely...... This style of painting...... It's too ugly, isn't it?
Yasuo twitched the corners of his mouth, he understood Hei Jue's disgust.
You yourself are a ball of briquettes price eyes and mouth, and you dare to dislike my autograph!
Yasuo snatched the atlas and said indignantly: "All in all, Sam Dachang, you are now a Konoha special protected animal, and those white things are first-class protected animals. ”
Yasuo bared eight teeth, trying to make an expression that he would never know what to do.
Hei Jue was a little scared, he was very dissatisfied with the name of Sam Dai, and always felt that it was like some kind of strategic reserve food.
Yasuo scratched his head, not knowing what he had done, which made this filial son tremble a little.
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The next day, Hei Jue, no, it was Shen Dachang, who lived in the Qimu clan land as a protected animal.
When he entered the door, Yasuo warned him not to think of anything unfavorable to the Qimu family, otherwise it would end badly.
The situation is not bad, and it seems that the Black Jedi who has recognized the form really has no unfavorable thoughts for Yasuo, at least Yasuo's data mode has not been activated, and the spring water ray has not appeared.
The next day, Nohara Rin, Obito and others came to Hachiki's house and thanked Uncle Yasuo.
In addition to the lack of investment in this movie, Yasuo's other contributions are obvious to all.
Not to mention anything else, the venue helped the crew a lot.
The entire drama was filmed in the villa of the Hagi family.
Including the last scene, the Battle of the End Valley, which is also in the back mountains of Qimu's house.
There, Yasuo had Tamu dig out the end valley one by one.
Speaking of the versatile Tamu, this time it also played the role of Mrs. Ma, and the performance was relatively in place.
In the ending song, Tamu plays the guitar and plays a song with Yasuo's shakuhachi flute.
It is worth mentioning that as a protected animal, Sam lived in Tamu's crotch.
When it poked its head out of the suffocating darkness, it saw Obito with the Sharingan Eye open.
Hei Jue's eyes lit up, and finally he returned to calm.
Open your eyes and directly double hook jade, this is indeed a genius.
It's a pity that the torrent of the times is no longer something that one or two geniuses can stop.
Tamu scratched his crotch and said to the exposed black head, "Chief Sam, speaking of which, you are a plant, right?" Why is it a protected animal? ”
Black Jue craned his neck, not wanting to talk to a toad.
"I heard the horns say that ginseng is a very tonic ingredient, since you are the king of ginseng, or ginseng large intestine, it must be very nourishing, right?"
Tamu pulled out the pressure cooker, a little eager to try.
"Don't scare the guests."
Yasuo turned his head to admonish Tamm, holding in his hand the gifts given by the children, such as origami, notebooks, and light bulbs made of maltose.
"Yes, Captain Yasuo!" Tarmu regretfully put the pressure cooker away, and stuck out his tongue and claw to stroke Black Jedi.
The latter shuddered.
Although the days were a bit hard, Hei Jue still did not despair.
There is always a way, there is always a way, I can find a way to save my mother from this Yasuo!
With such an unswerving ambition to death, the Black Absolute gradually faded into his form and re-submerged into Tam's crotch cloth.
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