Whoop Woo ......

Listening to his bellows-like wheezing, the hero knelt on the rocky protrusion from the mountainside with his broken knife, and used all his strength to maintain a trembling posture and not fall.

Just a quarter of an hour ago, he had rolled from here to the grass with the beautiful maiden in his arms.

A quarter of an hour later, he was dying.

Yes, at this moment, his left arm had been broken, the wound under his ribs was deep and bone-seeing, the blood had blurred his vision, his clothes had long been rotten into strips of cloth, and there was hardly a piece of intact flesh on his body.

All his meridians were damaged, and the sea of qi was completely dispersed, even if he could leave Bannu Mountain alive, he could only be a real wasted person, and he would be alive.

It's still naïve to think about it!

I think that everything will be fine if a sane beast can communicate, but I forget that communication doesn't mean anything. People can still communicate, if you don't kill me, I will kill you?

As for the ancestors' holy grace descendants, it is simply ridiculous that they will not easily harm the children of the Ying clan! Thousands of years have passed, who knows whom?

"Xiao Xiongxiong, I beg you, will you let me out?"

Su Yanyan kept pleading in the hero's mind.

The hero can drive her out of the star-moon disk, and naturally lock her inside.

"Can you stop crying? I don't want to fill my head with water and give the fuck salt water. ”

In just one sentence, the hero gasped several times before he finished speaking.

"Let me out!" Su Yanyan suppressed his crying and said softly, "Didn't you always think I was pestering you?" Now not only can you get rid of me, but you can also pass the test, killing two birds with one stone, what a good thing! ”

"Huh? Why didn't I think of this, it's really a good thing, you're finally smarter than me, it's a pity that it's a little late, what is the use of being the way I am now, even if I pass the test? ”

Su Yanyan burst into tears again and scolded: "Bastard! Then why didn't you let me out sooner? ”

At this time, Bai Shanjun walked out of the forest slowly.

The hero stared at him and spat on the bloody spit, gritted his teeth and stood up, grinning: "I haven't told you the way to enlarge your breasts, how can I let you go?" ”

Su Yanyan couldn't say another half a word.

"It seems that that girl is very important to you."

Bai Shanjun's smiling face is still so amiable, and his handsome face is light and breezy.

"In this way, I'll give you a little extra reward: give her to me, and I'll help you reshape the Qi Sea Meridians, and even give you a cultivable body."

A gust of mountain wind blew, and the hero shook and almost fell.

"Promise him!" Su Yanyan said loudly, "With a cultivable body, you don't have to worry about self-protection anymore, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!" ”

"Hey, stupid goddess, let me ask you a question."

"What?"

"You think so much about me, don't you like me for a long time? Love at first sight? When we first met, I was, your taste is a little too heavy, right?! ”

“……”

"Huh! I didn't dare to answer, and I didn't refute it, I guessed right, you are indeed a perverted goddess. ”

"You ......"

Without waiting for Su Yanyan to respond, the hero had already lifted his only remaining breath and rushed towards Bai Shanjun.

And then...... When he was still far away from Bai Shanjun, he tripped over his left foot and fell on his right foot, and fell into a.

The scene was very awkward for a while.

He struggled to turn over, facing the sky on his back, and slowly raised the god-killing sword, the tip of the knife pointing directly at Bai Shanjun.

Bai Shanjun looked at him like a fool for a moment, stepped forward, bent down, and the tip of his nose and the tip of the knife were close at hand.

"You're the least intelligent of any human I've ever met."

"Have you seen a lot of people?"

"There were a lot of them thousands of years ago, and I saw one nearly a hundred years ago."

"At the beginning, I said that I hadn't seen outsiders in a thousand years, big fart!"

Bai Shanjun was not angry, and said with a smile: "You misunderstood." What I said at the time was: for a thousand years, you are the only person who has seen me, but I didn't say that you are the only person I have seen. ”

Nima! Can it be like this? This guy is from a debate background, and he's treacherous to the extreme!

The hero was speechless in admiration, and his other hand was slowly raised, trembling and giving a thumbs up.

At the moment when Bai Shanjun's gaze moved to his thumb, he suddenly released his womanly state, his height and arm length increased instantly, and the distance that was originally close at hand disappeared in an instant.

Bai Shanjun straightened up suddenly, raised his hand to touch his face, and looked at it again, his fingertips were red with blood.

A cut in his face was cut by the tip of a knife.

"Hehehehe...... Ahem...... Hahaha......"

The hero laughed, and laughed very happily, as if he had just done something earth-shattering.

With the body of a product, let the suspected earth god bleed, this is indeed enough to be proud!

Bai Shanjun's smile finally disappeared, he squinted and looked at the hero coldly for a moment, then raised his foot and kicked out.

Like a kite with a broken string, the hero flies out of the mountainside and falls towards the valley below.

Before he completely lost consciousness, he released Su Yanyan, and before he could say the word "escape", he fell into a thick darkness.

……

It hurts, it hurts like it goes deep into the soul, and every breath carries fire, from the chest cavity to the mouth, dry, astringent and painful.

It seems that someone is picking Lao Tzu's clothes, remember to recover the man's body before being kicked away, I hope it's not a dead glass......

Nima! It's painful to die! What's the situation? Lao Tzu went to hell, was he put in the oil pot?

It's not so fun, although Lao Tzu is not a good person, and he will definitely go to hell after death, but will he not be tried? Don't bring such a bully.

…… It's so painful, so tired, so sleepy, forget it, go to bed first, what's the love......

I don't know how long later, a cool and sweet liquid flowed into his throat, and the hero's weak spirit was lifted, and he sipped greedily.

"Slow down, slow down, there are a lot of them, it's all your drops."

There was a voice, soft and tactful, not a frosty accent, very good, like a little girl who was not big.

The hero felt a little strength, and tried to open his eyes, and vaguely saw a small head, and two pointed points on his head, as if it was still hairy.

Belch...... Bull head horse noodles? Soul Messenger? Are all civil servants in the underworld Lilliputia?

The hero couldn't suppress his cranky thoughts, blinked vigorously, and finally focused on it for a long time, and his vision was finally clear.

The ears are pointy, the nose is pointy, the eyes are large, and the hair is snow-white......

It's—it's not a bull's head at all, it's not a horse's face, it's a ...... Puppies?

What the heck?

"Daddy, Daddy, he's awake!"

The puppy's head disappeared and ran away with a shout, and the hero saw that it was walking upright like a human, wearing the simple clothes common to human peasant children, and with a large fluffy tail behind it.

it! The hell of Middle-earth is so special, are all civil servants orcs? What a long insight!

Wait, Dad?

This is certainly not the proper name for the leaders of the underworld.

The hero sat up suddenly, and a sharp pain hit him, and his head was like a swaying water bottle, and he almost vomited.

He fell back with a thud, and after a long time of relieving himself, he realized that the top of his head and the walls around him were thick thatch, with doors and windows, and by the doors there were stoves, pots and pans, and hard planks lying under him.

Everything is full of life.

Is Lao Tzu still alive?

What the hell was that talking puppy?

Nima! It can't be saved by a strange beast, right?!