Chapter 1: I Am a Fish

"Lu Xiaofeng, did you TMD sleep with the big cat again last night?" In a small three-story building surrounded by a high wall, there was a hearty scolding.

"Dean, it's not that he sleeps with me, it's me who sleeps with him!" A delicate voice replied.

"The lonely shadow of the cold river, the passers-by of the rivers and lakes, why should we have met before! I Lu Xiaofeng Xing doesn't change my name, I don't change my surname, what can I do if I sleep with you? ”

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Wolong Town, a small town located on the border of China, is surrounded by primeval forests, and only this town exists within a radius of 100 miles.

The traffic here is extremely inconvenient, it takes seven or eight hours to drive here from the nearest Y city, and it is not possible to do it by ordinary cars, it must be a large off-road vehicle with strong four-drive power.

The population of the town is not large, and the combined number of men, women, and children is only about 3,000.

Far from the hustle and bustle of the world, the people here are simple and kind.

The sun rises and the sun sets.

However, such a remote town has a small mental hospital.

The patients held here are all seriously ill, basically the kind that are incurable and have several lives on their backs.

The noise just now came from a mental hospital.

Located on the east side of the town, the asylum is a small three-story building surrounded by a wall more than four meters high.

Although the small building is only three floors, it is already the tallest building in the entire town.

There are not many patients here, only twelve or thirteen, plus the director of management, two nurses, and a security guard, there are only fifteen or sixteen people.

The dean's surname is Zhao, and he is said to be a retired special soldier, and the security guards who came with him are not simple.

It has been three years since President Zhao came to manage the psychiatric hospital, and there have been no mistakes during that time. As for why retired special forces come to such a place where birds don't, no one knows.

The two little nurses only came this year, and it is said that the pressure of employment is too great for them to choose just after graduation.

Electricity was only installed at the end of last year, and the state has spent a lot of money to connect the psychiatric hospital to broadband in order to facilitate its work.

With electricity and internet, it is a good leisure resort.

A few years ago, there were some off-road enthusiasts who liked to come here to experience the great outdoors, but then there were strange deaths of the donkey friends, and there were more than one, so no one dared to come here again.

As a result, there is even less contact with the outside world, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as "occlusive".

"Wow......"

The loud crowing of the rooster broke the silence of the early hours of the town, and the town, which looked lifeless, suddenly came to life.

One by one, the lights of each house were lit, and the people were ready to start their work for the day.

The sun rises slowly, and the warm light shines on the primeval forest with ancient trees, and the ground between the trees is dappled with sunlight.

"Tweet ......"

The birds also started their day's work, and they jumped up and down in the woods, very cheerfully.

Chickens and dogs bark, green mountains and birds chirping, spring water murmuring, end is a rare paradise.

The psychiatric hospital also began to become lively, with the sound of cursing and beatings coming from time to time.

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In front of the inpatient building is a courtyard the size of a basketball court, where patients usually come out to let their breath out.

Early in the morning, the patients were supposed to wash in their rooms, but a young man who looked to be about thirty years old swaggered out into the courtyard with a straw in his mouth.

He was dressed in a black and white striped hospital gown, with a scruffy beard and long hair that almost covered his face, but his sharp silhouette was clearly visible.

He was very tall, more than 1.85 meters by sight, very burly and strong,

Slowly walking to the front of the courtyard, he leaned lazily against the iron gate, and his sloppy eyes scanned the hurried passers-by on the street outside the door from time to time.

He was the patient who just came to report yesterday, and his medical record read: Name: Ma Dayang, and his illness: "Aquatic Animal Fantasy Disorder".

Since he had just arrived, the dean was not familiar with his condition, so he locked him in an isolation room on the first floor.

The strange thing is that Ma Dayang was not noisy all night, and he spent the first night here quietly.

This is a strange phenomenon that the dean has never seen before, because as long as the patients who come here, the first few days are the most terrifying, and they must not stop using sedatives to control their crazy behavior.

Therefore, the dean was very curious, so he quietly opened the door of the isolation room and secretly observed Ma Dayang's behavior.

Leaning on the iron gate, Ma Dayang felt tired, so he simply sat on the ground, still looking at the passers-by on the street with great interest.

Those were the residents who were busy going to work in the morning, and they turned a blind eye to Ma Dayang, who was watching them, as if he didn't exist.

At this time, a young mother pulled a little girl past here, and the little girl was very curious about Ma Dayang, because she seemed to have never seen this person before.

"Mom, look, this guy is new!" The little girl stopped her mother and stopped to stare at Ma Dayang.

The young mother pulled the little girl and said, "What's so beautiful, even if it's a newcomer, it's a new neurosis!" ”

"You're a psychopath!" Ma Dayang took the straw in his mouth and replied lazily.

was hit back by Ma Dayang, and the young mother was obviously stunned.

This is the first time she has been scolded by a neuropath.

After all, she was young, how could she bear it, so she replied: "What are you not a nervous path?" ”

"What am I?" Ma Dayang suddenly grabbed his hair and struggled to remember.

Due to the excessive force, the hair was torn off.

Then, Ma Dayang smiled. He suddenly fell to the ground, his hands and feet danced like a swim, and said solemnly: "I am a fish!" I'm a fish! ...... Come on, come for a swim, come on, come for fun! ”

This scene frightened the little girl and her mother, and the mother and daughter lost their two souls and ran away.

In the dean's room on the third floor, the dean, who was quietly observing by the window, shook his head in disappointment.

Just before, he thought that he had made a mistake and sent a normal person.

Seeing that the young mother had escaped with the little girl, Ma Dayang got up from the ground contentedly, patted the dirt on his body, and walked to the isolation room with straw in his mouth.

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At eight o'clock in the morning, it was meal time, and the patients who were not very seriously ill staggered to the cafeteria.

Of course, what I mean here is not very serious, and I mean that it is relatively quiet, not the kind that will be indiscriminately bitten as soon as we meet.

The cafeteria was next door to the isolation room, and seven or eight people in striped hospital gowns were talking about it inside.

"The lonely shadow of the cold river, the passers-by of the rivers and lakes, why should we have met before!" A patient about 30 years old, with a pair of sword eyebrows, stood coldly by the window, his eyes were extremely sharp, and his voice was low, giving people the feeling of going through vicissitudes.

"Lu Xiaofeng, don't be lonely, if you don't come to get the meal, I'll feed the dog!" The nurse in charge of the meal yelled.

This is a little nurse with a round face, very young, not tall, with a slightly chubby figure and a round face, it can be regarded as a rare beauty.

"Alas, here it is!" Lu Xiaofeng changed the appearance of the chivalrous man just now, and ran to eat in a hurry.

On the other side, a patient danced rhythmically with his hands flat, and he shouted, "Go away, I am a bird, a sparrow, a little house finch that has leapt over the Himalayas!" ”

This is a birdman, suffering from flying animal fantasies. He is not very old, but he looks like a monkey spirit, and his appearance is very happy.

The dean came to the door at some point and roared, "Birdman, don't fly!" There's a big eagle in front of you, and you'll have to be eaten by it if you fly again! ”

"What? Where are the eagles? The birdman was startled, and hurriedly crawled on the ground, trembling all over, and said with words in his mouth: "Don't eat me, don't eat me, I'm just a little house finch that has leaped over the Himalayas!" ”

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Ma Dayang still sat at the table with straw in his mouth, his sloppy gaze sweeping over each patient.

He was calm and didn't make a fuss at all.

At this time, a female patient found him.

This female patient is tall and tall, definitely more than 1.75 meters.

She is white and beautiful, and she has a superb figure that any woman would envy.

Although she was wearing a wide hospital gown, it did not cover the majesty of her chest well, and from the neckline of the hospital gown, you could see the snow-white skin......

Removing other factors, this is definitely an excellent beauty, a beauty that can drive any man crazy.

She saw Ma Dayang, and she knew that it was a new patient.

With graceful steps, the female patient walked towards Ma Dayang, the majesty on her chest rising and falling as she moved.

Ma Dayang also noticed this woman, but there was no change in mood, and she was still sitting lazily and motionless.

The female patient came to Ma Dayang's face, and her red lips opened lightly: "Handsome guy, why haven't I seen you before, are you new?" ”

Her voice was beautiful and seductive, like it came out of her bones, and it made all men crispy.

Ma Dayang nodded, then spit out the straw in his mouth and got up to get ready to receive the meal.

Seeing that Ma Dayang ignored herself, the female patient hurriedly chased after her and asked, "Handsome guy, what's your name?" ”

Ma Dayang stopped, and after thinking for a while, he suddenly fell to the ground, his hands and feet danced in a swimming shape, and said seriously: "I am a fish!" Come on, swim! Come on, be merry! ”

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