Chapter 6: I'm from Unpowered Lothric

"Phew!" Tony Stark spit out the sand from his mouth, and as soon as he looked up, he saw the beautiful fireproof girl, Rao is a hungry ghost like him, and he can't help but be deeply attracted by this beauty comparable to that of a god.

"God, I must be dead. Are you the angel who came to take me to heaven? Where are your wings hidden, in your clothes? Let me touch it. ”

Tony stretched out his arms and threw his arms around the fire girl, but the fire girl was more enthusiastic than him, and a flirtatious leg that went straight to home plate simply kicked someone in the crotch.

"Whew!"

Tony covered his hands and pouted his ass and knelt on the sand.

The firefighter said elegantly, "Hello, sir. I'm not an angel, I'm a firefighter from Loslick. ”

"You say this kind of thing before you kick it."

"Next time, definitely."

The fireproof girl didn't use much force, Tony slowly got up, glanced at the fireproof girl with resentment, and said helplessly: "Okay, even when you are in trouble, you can meet beautiful women, I am really a damn playboy." So Miss Fireproof, why are you here, and where is Loslick, looking at your dress, could it be that you are a religious person? ”

"It's complicated about why I'm here, to put it simply, I'm lost. As for Lothric, it's just a small place in the middle of nowhere, and a big man like you must not have heard of it. I do serve a religion, but I am only at the lowest level, and my daily work is nothing more than burning some wood and providing light to the people. ”

"To let a woman as wonderful as you go to the fire? It's really ungentlemanly. With all due respect, is it true that Lothric does not even have electricity, and is so backward that he needs to rely on firewood for lighting? ”

The fireproof woman told the truth: "It's true that Lothric doesn't have electricity, and all we know about electricity is thunder and lightning." ”

Tony sighed: "I didn't expect that there would be such a backward place in the 21st century, don't worry, when I return to the company, I will definitely provide an aid plan to Los Ric, which is definitely not less than 50 million US dollars." ”

The fireproof woman bowed slightly: "Thank you so much." ”

Tony smirked, leaned over and said, "I need more information about Lothric in order to do the better of the aid." How about a fire lady to be my personal assistant? The annual salary is six figures. ”

"It sounds appealing." The firefighter didn't refuse, she smiled and looked around and said, "But let's get out of this desert first." ”

In a word, Tony turned into a frosted eggplant, kicked the sand, and shouted: "I hate the desert, I hate the hot climate, I hate the Jericho missiles that are too noisy, I hate the American GIs that I can't even find!" ”

After venting like a child, Tony was a little embarrassed and said to the fire girl: "I'm sorry, I'm usually very gentle, but I've been a little unlucky lately." ”

Tony Stark called himself Sven, and the firefighter almost didn't laugh out loud, and really wanted to hear what the Ministry of Defense, Hammer Industries, and Ivan Vanko had to say. However, she didn't say much, just said elegantly: "Mr. Stark, for my six-figure annual salary, can you accompany me out of this desert?" ”

Tony puffed up his chest and made a nondescript aristocratic salute: "I am willing to serve you, beautiful young lady." ”

The fireproof woman covered her mouth and smiled, and the two embarked on a journey.

Along the way, Tony Stark was like an annoying fly, asking all kinds of questions.

"Miss Fireproof, how do you know my name?"

"I've seen some reports about you."

"It must be a scandal, a scandal and a scandal, right?"

You are self-aware, the firefighter nodded.

"Believe me, it's all malicious slander by boring people."

The fireproof girl smiled slightly: "Please don't blame them, after all, apart from this aspect, they can't find anything else wrong with you, can they?" ”

After listening to Tony, he was so happy that his favorability rose gradually: "I agree with you very much, this is a rare tacit understanding, maybe we should go further?" ”

"What we need to do is not to go further, but to speed up."

Tony smiled and was not discouraged, and changed the subject and asked, "By the way, your blindfold looks exquisitely made, and it won't affect your eyesight?" ”

"I was taught to see the world in a special way, so eyesight wasn't important to me."

"A special way?"

"Well, I can see the souls of people and things."

"It's amazing to see the soul." Tony didn't believe it at all, but he looked like he was convinced by the face of the beauty. He saw that the fireproof girl was barefoot, and said shamelessly: "You must be a devout believer, you don't wear shoes, but also to better contact the earth and understand nature." ”

The ghost's perception is natural, and it is clear that the fireproof women's suit itself has no shoes.

The fireproof woman tilted her head and said mischievously: "No, this is because of poverty." ”

"Uh......" Tony didn't expect this answer at all, and a smile suddenly froze on his face. Fortunately, he was experienced, and hurriedly remedied: "I see, I was afraid of offending you, so I haven't mentioned this matter." Come, put on my boots, and if the sand wears down your feet, God will punish me. ”

What are you kidding, you have been wearing those boots for a long time, and the old lady doesn't want to get athlete's foot!

The fire girl hurriedly refused, she put her right foot out of the bottom of her skirt, let Tony look at it, and said, "Look, my feet are nothing at all, thank you for your kindness, but you should wear the boots yourself." ”

This is not a lie, the fireproof girl is the daughter of Gwen Evia, a proper blood of the gods, not to mention sand, even if you walk on the glass, you may not be able to cut the skin. Even if she walked barefoot for so long, her feet still did not have the slightest stain, they were still white and tender, as smooth and lovely as jade.

Tony looked at the fire girl's feet, couldn't help but suck a mouthful of saliva, and then hurriedly looked away, he was afraid that if he looked at it again, he couldn't help but pounce on it and lick it, it would be too embarrassing. As soon as he thought that it was this foot that gave him a blow to ecstasy, he couldn't help but shiver, and he almost got better.

The two continued to walk, and the fire girl suddenly stopped and looked behind her.

Tony asked curiously, "What's wrong?" ”

"Someone came from behind, very fast."

Tony was stunned at first, then happy: "It must be the army, they came to me!" As he spoke, he ran behind him, but when he climbed over the dunes, he saw not American GIs, but several modified and dilapidated off-road vehicles carrying several bearded uncles with guns.

"Oh no, it's the kidnappers from before!" Tony turned and ran, but it was still too late, and the bearded uncles greeted enthusiastically, pulled the trigger in their hands, and a bullet swept over, puffing and hitting the sand dunes.

"Oops!" Tony let out a snort of pain, his ass grazed by a stray bullet, and he rolled off the dunes. Seeing the fire girl coming, he didn't care about the pain, and shouted anxiously: "Leave me alone, you run!" ”

If he is caught, he may still be alive, but if the fire girl is caught, I am afraid that life is worse than death. Tony knows he's a jerk, but he doesn't know he still has a tender heart.

The fireproof woman put a finger in front of her mouth, made a silent motion, took out the "wooden stick" hanging on her waist, and then waved it lightly, and a little light sprinkled on the two of them.

Tony was dumbfounded, his eyebrows were burning, what kind of trick was he playing? He asked silently, "What are you doing?"

The firefighter replied: Trust me.

By this time, the bearded uncles had already chased after him, and Tony couldn't believe it. He thought that the other party would rush over fiercely and give him a rifle butt or something, but he was surprised to find that the other party searched around like a headless fly as if he didn't see them, and then got into the car and left with a curse.

"What happened? Collective hysteria? Tony felt that was the only explanation.

The fireproof woman said elegantly: "Probably the favor of the gods. ”

As the two men spoke, two helicopters whizzed overhead. The bearded uncles are all poor ghosts, and they can't afford to use such high-end equipment, and this time the U.S. military definitely didn't run away.

Tony jumped up and shouted excitedly, only to pull the wound on his ass and grin in pain. But the quality of the U.S. military is still online, and when they found him, a big living person, they quickly turned around and landed not far from Tony.

His friend Colonel Rhodes jumped off without waiting for the plane to stop, and when he saw Tony, he almost cried, and couldn't help but scold: "Damn, there was only one cactus down there just now, where did you bastard jump from?" ”

"Cactus?" Tony glanced back, and saw a patch of yellow sand, without a single hair, and a ghostly cactus.

At this time, the fireproof girl also walked over and bowed slightly to Rode, which was regarded as a greeting.

"You guy, do you have a beautiful woman with you when you are in trouble?" Rod looked envious, jealous and hateful, touched Tony with his elbow, and said, "Don't be stunned, quickly introduce me, who is this beauty?" ”

"She?" Tony was stunned for a moment, and then remembered the scene of the fireproof girl wielding a wooden stick just now, so he smiled and said, "She is a lost goddess, I want to take her back to New York." ”