"Whoop—whoop—whoop—"

"Smack!"

With a soft sound, the snot bubble on the side of Mr. Beaver's nose shattered.

He opened his eyes leisurely, and he saw Sasuke folding clothes.

"Yo, young man, why did you wake up so early?"

In summer, the sky dawns early, and now the sun is only dimly peeping, about four or five o'clock.

Nowadays, young people generally have the problem of lying in bed, but I didn't expect this young man to get up earlier than himself.

Mr. Beaver was surprised.

Sasuke glanced at the old man with a complicated expression.

It's hard to imagine that even though he only has two teeth, he can still make a sound similar to grinding teeth for the entire night.

But that's not the point, I used to go on missions outside with the seventh class, and if I spent the night with Naruto, that guy would make a lot of noise at night.

"Uncle, in such a simple and difficult environment, you sleep very soundly."

Sasuke said this in a slightly envious tone.

With such a quality of sleep, it's no wonder he can live so long.

"It's a little simple, but it's not hard."

Mr. Beaver jumped up from his nest, twisting his neck and limbs, his joints crackling.

He looked at the sky, with a hint of horror and fear on his face, "Compared to those years, the living environment here is ...... It's heaven! ”

"Heaven?" Sasuke's mouth opened slightly, and he looked surprised.

Although he was not a man of luxury, and had always lived a hard life, it was difficult for him to associate everything here with heaven.

"What? Unbelief? ”

The so-called old man becomes a fine man, and Mr. Beaver can see through the thoughts of this posterior life at a glance.

"Everything lies in comparison, you have not experienced the mountains of corpses and blood in the Warring States Period, and you have not experienced the relatives dying by your side one by one......"

"No, I've experienced it!"

Sasuke's tone was cold, and no one knew better than him, witnessing the pain of the tragic death of his relatives.

Mr. Beaver sighed and said quietly:

"Well, that's not what I'm trying to say, it's something much more terrible."

"For example, I live dozens of feet deep underground all year round, and I don't see the light of day......

"Drinking blood every day, feeding on earthworms and voles......"

"Moreover, the cave can collapse at any time, the ceiling will seep water, and even ......"

"Oozing horrible liquid ......"

“……”

Humming a little tune, Mr. Beaver began to brush his teeth.

Since the last toothache incident, beavers have been taking care of their oral hygiene.

Although to be exact, his teeth are basically not in his mouth.

It took a full five minutes for the beaver to finish brushing his teeth, and Sasuke's complexion improved slightly.

"Don't be in a daze, it's time to get to work!"

Mr. Beaver led Sasuke and walked towards the square in the center of the village.

Passing by the 24-hour Blackwater convenience store, he went in and bought two french fries, two hamburgers and, of course, two large cokes.

"Well, here's for you."

Mr. Beaver handed Sasuke a large bag of food, then pulled out a small notebook, "These are counted on your bill, and then deducted from your paycheck." ”

Sasuke's face was still a little pale.

The main reason is that the old man just explained the taste of that liquid, which is really too colorful.

It's as detailed as if he'd tasted it himself.

This made Sasuke sick to his stomach for a while.

But when the fat mixed with the aroma of potatoes penetrated the tip of his nose, Sasuke's index finger moved again.

After all, it is the age of growing the body, and the appetite is frighteningly good.

"Hiccup~"

Three times five divided by two large burgers went into his stomach, and then he grunted and drank a sip of Coke, and Sasuke couldn't help but burp comfortably.

Actually doing such a rude thing made Sasuke blush a little.

Fortunately, nothing was noticed around, and the image of his cold-faced male god was finally preserved.

"Yo, you didn't guess wrong, this is my true face!"

I saw that the old beaver suddenly held his mobile phone and pointed it at Sasuke, and at the same time he pinched his throat, and his voice didn't sound so old.

"What are you?" Sasuke's eyes widened, not knowing why.

Mr. Beaver ignored him and continued to say to the phone: "Okay, the face show is over now, and now I have to cover my face again." ”

At this time, on the Konoha live broadcast platform, in a live broadcast room called "Rose Child", the barrage is increasing wildly.

"Childe is so handsome, I'm going to give you a monkey!"

"Sure enough, the voice can make your ears pregnant, and you are also a first-class beautiful man!"

"Childe even looks so cute and cute when he hiccups!"

"Yamashan Xiaomei gave the anchor Uchiha a big airship!"

“……”

The old beaver looked at the barrage with a smile, and then chatted with the aunts and ladies in the live broadcast room.

Sasuke's mind went blank, and it wasn't until the end of the live broadcast that he asked blankly, "What's that?" ”

"It's just to make some extra money, and people who are early in the morning are not popular."

Mr. Beaver sighed, this line of work is not easy to do, and there is no competition with other anchors in prime time, so he can only take advantage of the chicken rib time in the early morning to broadcast casually.

"But ......"

Glancing at Sasuke, his delicate face was the same as Izuna's, but he was much more handsome than himself.

"Tomorrow should be a big increase in popularity, after all, I promised them, live women's clothing ......"

Sasuke, who was chewing, fell from the fries in his mouth, "You live women's clothing, why do you look at me like this?" ”

The beaver quietly picked up the fries, dipped them in ketchup, and put them in his mouth, "The old man is your creditor, isn't it a natural thing for women to pay off their debts?" ”

"Aren't you just going to do it yourself? It's a big deal to use the Transfiguration Technique! ”

"The live broadcast of the Transfiguration Technique is soulless!"

"No way, I'd rather die than do such a thing!"

……

Until he eats all the remaining fries and coke, Sasuke still does not agree to the request for the women's live broadcast, which makes Mr. Beaver very difficult.

Finally, the live broadcast has improved a little, how can it die because of a little willfulness of young people?

It looks like the iron broken teeth are coming back again.

Can you control the three generations of Thunder Shadow, but can't you control it?

Mr. Beaver silently made up his mind in his heart.

But...... After all, live broadcast is just extra money, and things for a while are working tightly.

"Hmm...... Have you eaten enough? When we're full, let's go to the next job. ”

Patting Sasuke on the shoulder, Mr. Beaver stood up, "It's almost time, we have to hurry, those dancing old ladies are almost done shopping......"

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I'm too tired today, only one watch, tomorrow's five watches, if you can't do it, you can do whatever you want!

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