"Don't be willful, when is this happening, what are you still holding on!" I was sweating profusely, and when I turned around, I shouted to the waiter, "Check out, quickly!" Don't you see any patients here, and don't you have a little compassion? ”

The waitress was a small girl, who looked to be seventeen or eighteen years old, and when I screamed so loudly, she immediately ran over with a little blushing face.

"Sir, a total of one thousand three hundred and eight, would you like cash or credit card?" The waiter's little sister was trembling, as if she was frightened by me.

But why are you afraid of blushing when you're afraid?

The eyes are still hidden, why do I have that, can't I see people!

I'll go! Seeing her like this, I was on fire, and my wife was sick like this, and the 'buzzing' sound was endless, so angry that I shouted at her, "I Alipay!" ”

"Poof!"

A clear sneer came from not far away, and I looked back and glared angrily, but when I saw the smile clearly, my face froze.

There is even a feeling of a thousand years at a glance, as if in a different world!

But the blooming smile on Ruoshui's face seemed to be a flash in the pan, quickly withering, and then disappeared into that layer of frost.

This scene can't help but make my heart a little disappointed, it turns out that this woman laughs, when she is so beautiful and moving, but it is hidden in the snow, and she can't be seen at any time.

At the same time, it also pulled me back to reality.

Hit the door of the head hard, when am I thinking about something, my wife is still suffering in pain!

"Do you want to swipe Alipay or not, hurry up?" I said with a frown, but out of the corner of my eye, I found that my wife lying on the table raised her head with difficulty and shook her head gently as if pleading.

And at this time, the sound of 'buzzing' disappeared again, and the wife's tense body loosened again, and she was wearing a big gulp.

The waitress girl, her eyes rolled for a while, stuck out her tongue at me, and rolled her eyes at me, which made me very inexplicable, and also distracted some of my attention.

Especially her disgusted eyes like an idiot, as if I had caught something, but it didn't seem to understand anything.

After paying the money, my wife is almost recovered, except for the cheeks that are still red and cute, everything else is the same as usual.

There was no need to eat anymore, so I put my arms around my wife's waist and prepared to leave.

But when my wife got up, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed that there was a reflection on the stool she had just made, as if it was a water stain.

I moved my hand down in confusion, and sure enough, her hip skirt was also wet, and it didn't sound good, it really looked like she was wetting her pants.

"What's going on, wife?" I kept my voice very low, how could I let this kind of thing be discovered?

My wife nervously grabbed my hand and glared at me with her eyes, her face turned red again, and her voice was more like a mosquito calling, "Let's go, it's not shameful enough." ”

After speaking, my wife looked back in the direction of Zhang Chen, and I found that her small actions were also looked at, but I saw Ruoshui shoot herself in the temple with her right hand and commit suicide, which made me inexplicable for a while.

As I passed by the few tables of guests, they all glanced at me with a joking look, and then began to bow their heads and whisper.

I don't think I saw it, who didn't carelessly do a few unsightly things, as for being so unwelcome?

But when I walked out of the restaurant and was blown by the night breeze, I felt that something was wrong, my wife peed her pants, how did they know?

Don't?

Definitely has something to do with that weird sound!

I became more and more determined, and when I went out, I asked, "What's the matter with my wife, as soon as that voice sounds, you feel like you're sick?" ”

My wife held my arm and clinged to my body, the night wind was not very cold, but the strong concrete jungle was full of gloom.

In addition to the noisy neon, it is estimated that the rest are red-faced demons and pink skeletons.

We walked quietly on the street, and in the silence it was like returning to the carefree student days, which was really embarrassing.

My wife was speechless all the way, no matter how I asked, she was really anxious to be asked, so she begged me shyly, "Don't ask, okay, this is my little secret." ”

Alas, forget it, everyone doesn't have secrets, even the closest people can't be completely honest, and I feel guilty about her.

At this time, Zhang Chen drove the car to catch up from behind, and he whistled, "Beauty, do you want to give you a ride?" ”

When my wife heard the sound, she suddenly came to her senses, but to my surprise, she hugged my arm tightly and didn't let go, "No need, I want to walk back, it's not far anyway." ”

"Really?" Zhang Chen asked again, and a touch of picky beans appeared between his eyebrows without disguise.

My wife shook her head lightly and shrunk into my arms.

"I don't need you, what should you do, always dangling in front of others, are you tired or not!" I said angrily, this stinky shameless, can you still be a little ashamed?

But after thinking about it, I was a little unbearable, after all, my wife was not feeling well just now, and if something happened when she walked back, it would be terrible.

So I asked my wife, "Why don't you let him send us back, your body makes me a little worried, so it's better to rest more." ”

My wife looked at me affectionately, then smiled and nodded, "Since you don't worry, okay." ”

I have something to worry about, let's let Zhang Chen send it together.

Seeing that his wife agreed, Zhang Chen got out of the car and opened the co-pilot's door for his wife, and after his wife sat down, he quickly returned to the driver's seat.

I said in my heart, what kind of gentlemanly demeanor does your stinky show, I really think Lao Tzu is two hundred and five!

I was not ambiguous, I immediately stepped forward, ready to open the door of the back seat, with me watching from behind, I don't believe you can play any tricks!

But I pulled it a few times, only to find that the bastard had locked the back seat!

"Zhang Chen, you open the door for Lao Tzu!" I'm furious, this bastard was clearly premeditated.

Zhang Chen poked his head out and smiled at me, "Bye, my car is only for beautiful women, so you can walk back!" ”

I was in a hurry, chased for a long distance, and finally exhausted myself like a dog, and when I saw the car accelerate again, I picked up the pebbles on the ground and threw them, but unfortunately, in the end, I also missed.

"Bastard, you don't want to die!"

Just when I was calling the earth and the earth to be ineffective, there was a sound of honking behind me.

"Yo, what's wrong again? Emotional life? Ruoshui rolled down the window of the Maserati and smiled coldly at me.

I was in a good mood, how could I care about her ridicule, and immediately ran to her, "Hey, you came just in time, help me chase Zhang Chen, that kid played yin and took away my wife." ”