Chapter 23: Liang Bing wants to live with me!
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Zhou Xingxing gently patted Liang Bing's head, and said seriously: "What are you thinking about every day!" β
"Uncle Ben seems to be a heinous womanizer......"
"Even if Uncle Ben is a womanizer, it is absolutely impossible to fall in love with you, a little girl with no bright spots!!"
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As soon as these words came out, Liang Bing's expression was slightly stunned, and he did not steal joy, but instead had a very dissatisfied anger, and bit Zhou Xingxing viciously.
"You're the one who is Pingchuan! You're the little girl..... You stinky dog! β
"Don't make a fuss...... You have 100,000 gold coins a month, give me half and I will give you swordsmanship! How about giving you a chance to beat your sister! β
Zhou Xingxing was in pain, and learned that Liang Bing could only bite when he was a child, but at the same time, he knew very well that Liang Bing was a woman who grew backwards.
Now it's really a flat horse, and when the time comes, it will be turbulent, and even become an opponent on a par with Kesha.
As for Hexi, Hexi has always been a vicious person, and it is impossible for Kaisha and Liangbing to have a chance to surpass him.
Hearing this, Liang Bing grimaced, looked at Zhou Xingxing with suspicion, and said, "Give you 5,000 gold coins, it's not a problem!" But I don't think you're very optimistic..... And you seem to be a money-grubbing man! β
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Liang Bing's ass was slapped again, and her tears were buzzing, as if she was about to cry out at any time, biting her lip and looking stubborn.
Zhou Xingxing said straight to the point: "Who is not greedy for money in this era!" I was kicked out by your parents, I was penniless, how can I live without money! β
"And Uncle Ben still owes Hexi 100 gold coins for the class fee that has not been paid! Don't you want to know where I live? I'll take you over to take a look, and you'll know why Uncle Ben is so short of money! β
"Huh?? Go where you live...... You won't do anything wrong to me, but kidnap me or trick me, an ignorant girl! β
Liang Bing was slightly stunned, pretending to be innocent, blinking her beautiful big eyes, as if she was really an innocent little girl.
Only Zhou Xingxing rolled his eyes, and sure enough, Liang Bing and Liang Bing when he was a child were not the same person at all, this is the real rebirth.
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Next, Liang Bing's disguise was not worth mentioning at all, and he was dragged all the way by Zhou Xingxing to the outskirts of Angel City......
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Zhou Xingxing knocked on his door, and Liang Bing looked at this very small room like a curious baby.
Liang Bing said involuntarily: "I didn't expect you to be so downcast...... I actually live so far away from the college! You haven't been late every day......"
"What time did you leave the house?? I'll see there's no transportation outside......"
"Every morning I go out at eight o'clock in the morning and arrive at the academy at half past eight, which is just right..... There is no such thing as being late! Zhou Xingxing said honestly.
Liang Bing was stunned for a moment, thinking that this was a joke, walking a few miles in half an hour, this is completely an idiot's dream......
Even the wings of the Angelic Inquisition take an hour to travel two hundred miles, and it takes half an hour to travel two hundred and dozens of miles.....
It is impossible for anyone to do this, Liang Bing thinks that Zhou Xingxing is deliberately, it took her three hours to rush all the way over just now.
If you live here for a long time, you will probably have to get up early in the morning every day to get ready.
Liang Bing let out a long sigh helplessly and said, "Although you live so far away, I didn't expect it!" But you better tell less lies! β
"Seeing that you are so bleak, Miss Ben will give you 7,000 gold coins a month with kindness! Hello new place to stay! β
"I don't have to get up in the early hours of the morning to hurry, it's quite distressing....."
"No, it's good here! Why is my swordsmanship so strong, it has something to do with this distance......" Zhou Xingxing refused with a faint smile.
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Just when Liang Bing wanted to say that Zhou Xingxing's duck was dead and his mouth was hard, the door of the house opened, and he saw Yutong looking like he had just woken up.
"Oh...... You're finally back! Hurry up and prepare dinner! I'm starving......" Yutong rubbed his eyes and said listlessly.
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As soon as Yutong's voice fell, Liang Bing immediately rushed in, and when he saw Yutong, he immediately turned his face sideways and said questioningly: "Okay, you Zhou Xingxing......"
"Kicked out and still raising a woman outside! You don't seem to be keeping your husband's way! I caught this red-handed, and I'm going to sue my sister! β
"Prepare dinner immediately......" Zhou Xingxing ignored Leng Bing and walked towards the kitchen, as if he didn't take Leng Bing seriously at all.
Liang Bing thought that he was talking about Zhongzhou Xingxing, which made him speechless, so he said menacingly: "Hmph! You can't tell you now, right? You stinky dog! You're going to be finished......"
"Little sister, you're making a fuss! I'm his landlord...... He's living in my house now! What else do you have to raise women, look at how you are so young and your head is full of messes! β
Yutong looked at Liang Bing speechlessly, and was caught off guard by the sudden arrival of Liang Bing for a while, suspecting that the child is not thinking healthily now.
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Yutong's words made Liang Bing stunned for a moment, and he suddenly said in a sluggish tone: "Eh...... Are you his landlord? Do you live in a room? β
"yes...... My house has two bedrooms and one living room, and one room is his! Yutong nodded steadily, always having something to say.
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Soon, Zhou Xingxing made dinner, and Liang Bing joined in such a dinner.
Dinner is very simple, three dishes and one soup, which is very different from the dinner that Liang Bing usually eats.....
However, these three dishes and one soup are extra fragrant, one of them is braised pork, one is stir-fried cabbage, and one is a small fried hometown beef.
As for the soup, it is just a common cucumber soup, which is full of aroma and color.
Yutong, Liang Bing glanced at these things, and saw this little fried beef for the first time.
Yutong asked, "What kind of dish are you..... What a strange smell!! β
"yes, it tastes weird!" Liang Bing asked seconded.
Zhou Xingxing lit a cigarette, took a puff and spit out a smoke ring and said, "This is a hometown dish...... From my hometown! β
"It's beef and tempeh, you can't buy tempeh here, I fermented it myself! It smells a little stinky, but it doesn't taste the same! β
"I don't believe that the two of you will definitely fall in love with each other if you come and taste it together!"
However, as a girl, the two of them are most afraid of this kind of food, and they have been shaking their heads and refusing to eat.
It wasn't until the back that after the real fragrance, the two of them gobbled up, looking like a starving ghost reincarnated, which made people suspect that these two people were refugees.
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After a meal, Liang Bing made three bowls of rice alone for the first time, and Yutong's appetite was very low, but it was the same as two bowls.
This made Zhou Xingxing very pleased, after all, not everyone can eat hometown food, especially the different planet of Angel Nebula.
Zhou Xingxing pondered for a while, and then gave the order to evict the guests and said, "Liang Bing, you go back!" It's ok outside, and tomorrow will officially guide you......"
"Huh? So early?? Didn't I say I wouldn't go back today? Liang Bing was slightly stunned, and looked at Zhou Xingxing with a puzzled expression.
Zhou Xingxing said embarrassedly: "You go to Hexi's house!" You can't live with us, can you..... Our house is very small! There is no room for three people! β
"If you're going to live, then you can only live on the couch! There's no room for you in the bedroom....."
"Woo! Brother-in-law, are you willing to let a weak woman sleep on the sofa? Are you worthy of your conscience? Are you worthy of my sister? β
Liang Bing pretended to be in tears, Chu Chu was pitiful, and he almost believed it when he practiced Yutong.
Zhou Xingxing followed her rhythm and said with a handful of snot and tears: "I'm sorry for my conscience!" I'm sorry for myself! β
"I can't let you sleep on the couch...... But I'm too crowded to fit another person! And raise one more person! β
βοΌοΌ Say, how much is ......" Liang Bing pouted his cherry lips, and had already seen through Zhou Xingxing's thoughts.
Zhou Xingxing said with an embarrassed face: "This money hurts feelings....."
"100 gold coins a day!" Liang Bing looked at Zhou Xingxing with an indifferent face.
Zhou Xingxing hesitated, pondered for a while, and finally showed a manly expression, and said: "Since this is the case, then I, the general who will be a brother-in-law, will do it!" You sleep in the bedroom, I sleep on the couch! β
It's as if he's not a real man for the 100 gold coins at all.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the hidden quest, which will cost you 1000 gold! Rewards, Gathering Energy Pill x10, Medical Saint Inheritance Cheats x1, Myelin Cleansing Pill x10, and 1,000 Straight Male Points! β
A window popped up in the system, giving people a message that made Zhou Xingxing overjoyed.