Chapter 44: The Battle of the Stones
Uehara beat up the third bear child because he was eating noodles when a small stone the size of an egg flew from outside the yard and was beaten with a bowl of Yangchun noodle chicken and eggs.
When Uehara went out with a snort, he saw a little kid fleeing in a panic, it must have been his ghost. How could a child who was only six or seven years old be Uehara's opponent as a ninja, and was caught by Uehara without running two steps. Uehara wanted to let him go, it was just a child's prank, but when he pointed to Hankou who came out with noodles and said that Han was a monster, Uehara couldn't bear it anymore, took off the bear child's pants, slapped him more than a dozen times, and beat him wow wow and cried and begged for mercy, and Uehara was willing to let him go.
This must be the sequelae of the Four-Tails Riot, where the adults were hostile to the power of the human pillars, and this sense subtly affected the children. Known as the sunniest ninja village Konoha Ninja Village, the Nine-Tails Pillar Force Uzumaki Naruto had a miserable childhood, and other villages will not be much better either.
I thought that the matter would be over after beating a bear child, but when Uehara was eating the second bowl of noodles, more stones flew in, and Han turned his head to dodge a small stone that flew towards his head, and then ate as if nothing had happened.
"It's endless!" Putting down his job and rushing out again, Uehara decided that this time he had to hit harder, or the devil knew what he would throw in next time.
"Run, everyone!" The little chubby dun with tears in the corners of his eyes saw that Uehara had come out, and greeted other companions, and then the four or five bear children all dispersed with a hula, and at the same time, the last two children also threw the stones in their hands. These children are all children who have not attended ninja school, but there are too many ninjas in the village, and under the influence of hearing and seeing, a decent battle plan is unfolded in front of Uehara.
"Rock Clone Technique!" Uehara's rock clone can be divided into two at the same time, two to chase others, and the main body to chase the little fat dun, and it won't take long to catch it.
The three little guys were packed up and ran away crying, Uehara clapped his hands with satisfaction, he was about to go back, but the haunting darkness came again.
"Okay," Uehara raised his hand, "I knew something was going to happen, it's only three days, and Uncle Ben can stay for ten days." ”
Han was still eating noodles, but he didn't know that Uehara had entered the small black house again.
"Stop searching." The search stopped for a long time, and Uehara was speechless, "I didn't take a shovel this time." ”
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Three days is nothing, Uehara still has time to practice spiral pills in the dark, but things like balloons can't be brought into the confinement room. No one can bring anything other than clothing into the confinement room, a rule that has only been established in the village since Uehara dug up several confinement rooms.
"Hahahaha, Uehara, you're in the little black house again!" Hunting was bored squatting on the big rock, and when he saw Uehara coming out in a blink of an eye, he laughed at Uehara very thoughtlessly.
"Hunting!" Han glared at him dissatisfied.
"Uehara, I'm so sorry, but because I'm ......"
"No," Uehara interrupted Han with a wave of his hand, "if we don't beat them, if they throw stones every day, our house won't be able to live." ”
The rules of the ninja are too strict, and the villagers will definitely be sanctioned, and there is no accommodation at all, it seems that you have to think of a different way, Uehara thought secretly.
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"Vanilla-sensei," Uehara looked at the group of imps sweating on the training ground, and there was some ill-intentioned meaning in his eyes, "Do these children usually have conflicts, I mean fights or something......"
"It's inevitable," Vanilla laughed, covering her mouth, "Look, it's that little guy, he hurt his nose during the fight." ”
"Feng Fu~" Uehara stretched his voice, looking at the wind with a blue nose and swollen face was a little incredible, and had contact with this year's students, Feng Fu is a very talented little ghost, Uehara doesn't think that anyone in the same class of ninjas can make him so miserable.
"He had to challenge the senior students, and then he fell from a great height." Remembering something funny, Vanilla covered her mouth and laughed.
"What if the little ghosts fight, it's easy for them to have conflicts at their age, and if the students of the ninja school get into a fight with the children in the village who are not ninjas...... You're going to be punished severely, right? "Uehara's words set up a trap for him to get information about something outside of the rules.
"There will be a disciplinary action." Vanilla nodded.
"Close the little black house...... Oh, is it a confinement room? ”
"They didn't become real ninjas after all," Vanilla shook her head, "There won't be such severe punishments, at most criticism and education." ”
With a bottom in his heart, Uehara didn't leave in a hurry, he stayed to help Vanilla deal with a lot of affairs, like helping to move things or something.
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"Hey! Wind Down! Guarding at the school gate, and finally waiting for the students to leave school, Uehara quietly called Fengfu who was carrying a schoolbag on the side.
"Brother Uehara!" Not only Fengfu, but several children who have a good relationship with Fengfu have come, jumping around Uehara.
"Sorry, I didn't bring candy this time." Uehara rummaged through his pockets and said mysteriously, "Do you want to take on a mission, a mission like a real ninja?" ”
Feng Fu and a few people left with a serious face, and if there was something to do, they had already begun to discuss countermeasures, and they had already taken over the task released by Uehara's private people, the stone defense battle.
The little ghosts have been raised with an appetite, and a simple painting of the sub-painting can no longer satisfy them, and they see that the ninja knife behind Uehara is very handsome, and they also want one, one for each person. Uehara don't take the most inferior ninja knife to fill the number, no one is a fool, including children, the evil consequences of a bad exchange, it takes ten more efforts to make up for the rift in the relationship, either disagree with the conditions of the little ghosts, or exceed their psychological expectations at one time, so, it took a long time to draw the design. Finally, looking at the sketches of the hilt and scabbard with gorgeous dragon patterns, Uehara nodded with satisfaction, in an era of advanced information, games, TV movies, comics, anime, and all kinds of handsome weapons. Most children like beautiful things more than they value them.
Two days later, in a relatively remote corner, a group of small children were fighting. The hapless Kazefu was punched in the nose again, and he screamed angrily, and then used the physical skills he learned at the ninja school to throw the little chubby mound that took the lead in throwing stones to the original house with an over-the-shoulder throw. But the little chubby dun was too heavy to fall others over his shoulder, and Feng Fu himself was crushed to the ground.
"What the hell is this...... Fat people just have an advantage. Seeing the mess of children fighting on the ground, Uehara was a little speechless, and at the same time he was a little worried, afraid that they would not be able to hold back, so he decided to go down and stop their behavior.
"You're the hell, aren't you?"
The voice that suddenly came out of his ear startled Uehara, "No! I saw the person clearly, and sure enough, it was the guy in the shadows again, "It has nothing to do with me!" I'm just here to see! ”
Ignoring the weak-hearted Uehara, the ninjas in the shadows kicked the imps one by one.
"Bastard Fengfu, why did you sneak up on us!" Little Fat Dun was obviously unconvinced.
"As long as you still throw things at Teacher Han's house," Feng Fu said coolly with his arms crossed, "I'll beat you up once you throw it." ”
"Oh," the little fat man glanced at Uehara thoughtfully, "you guys, huh?" Briefly! What a shame! "Grimacing, this is making fun of Uehara, saying that he is looking for a group of little kids to help him fight, which is too embarrassing.
"It's okay if I'm going to beat you up with Brother Uehara," Kazefu shrugged, "You guy who didn't get into ninja school, don't try to bully ninjas." ”
"I don't care!" Grabbed by the collar by the ninja of the dark department, the little fat man exploded when he heard this, "I'm one point behind, I don't care, I'll go back next year, I'm going to be a ninja too, I'm going to beat you too, bastard Fengfu!" ”
"Oops!" Feng Fu's expression deliberately became surprised, "It's amazing! But I'm graduating next year. ”
The little ghosts walked dejectedly, while still bickering, noisy, stepping on each other's shadows with their feet, spitting, and frequent means, and Uehara was about to laugh like a fool when he saw it, sure enough, children are always so cute.
Suddenly, Kafufu, who had walked around the corner, turned around and made a gesture to Uehara, then left with a wink. Uehara was stunned for a moment, and then he understood that it was a signal that the task agreed between Feng Fu and him was completed.
For Fengfu's dedication, Uehara was very emotional, gritted his teeth, Uehara decided to add some more money, get a more beautiful ninja knife to Fengfu, and Uehara's wallet was going to be less......
How many ways to eat noodles, Han hasn't eaten them all for a week, and today it's another way to eat, the strangely pronounced biangbiang noodles.
Since Kazukari Uehara found a piece of bluestone with a good texture and color from the mountains to make a staircase, Han, like Uehara, likes to squat on the steps to eat without a stool or a table.
While eating, there were exaggerated shouts and scolding outside, "What's going on?" "Han is going to get out and see.
"I'll go." Uehara stepped out first.
"What about people?" After going out and not seeing anyone, Uehara walked around the neighborhood with a bowl and finally found the two children huddled together in a broken cardboard box, and then saw Fengjia in the tree.
"Have you eaten?" When you pick up a child in one hand, you have to carry them out into the yard.
"We've eaten." Feng Fu was riding in a tree with a telescope and looking at something, and it seemed that he was too busy to talk to Uehara.
It's all to blame on Uehara, what kind of task is valid for a long time, settled on a daily basis, and a D-level task a day. Although the mission commission is lucrative, the imps don't care too much, they care more about being granted a mission and being treated as a real ninja. A mission like a joke, but they treat it as the most important task in their ninja career.
One by one, they pushed into the yard, each of them served a bowl of noodles, and when the little ones had finished devouring them, they went to the neighborhood to guard again. And his opponent, or rather their last friend in the future, that little chubby dun and his little buddy, they will attack in a smarter way.
A long contest between friends kicked off.