Chapter 13: The Theory of God
In the midst of everyone's laughter, Gao Yigong turned around, then stood up, angry, Li Hongji brought him humiliation, so that he wanted to eat the latter alive, just wanted to raise his right hand to ask, but there was a tingling pain in his wrist, which made him gasp cold, so he had to change his hand, accused: "Li Hongji, you are too obscene and shameless, in vain I and you are brothers, you actually use such a despicable trick!" ”
Hearing such words that almost roared out, the laughter around them suddenly stopped, and everyone was you look at me, I look at you, couldn't help laughing, and forced the smile on their chests. Because, Gao Yigong at this moment is too miserable, there are Li Hongji's footprints on both buttocks, and the eyebrows are bare, and the two eyes are dark and purple.
Not only that, if Gao Yigong's legs are closed, you can find that a clear footprint is impressively imprinted on the crotch. Obviously, this is Li Hongji's flirtatious feet, if it weren't for Gao Yigong's quick reaction and quick closing of his legs, the consequences would not be difficult to imagine.
"cough~cough~"
Gao Ligong coughed lightly, his face showed a strange look, he glanced at Li Hongji, heard his brother's angry voice, and immediately shouted: "Yigong, how can you speak?" Hurry up to Hongji ......"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Hongji: "Brother Meritorious Service, there is no need to be like this, the reason why Yigong is so angry is also human nature, there is no need to reprimand him." ”
Hearing this, he seemed to sympathize with his brother's plight, and he didn't say anything more. However, seeing his younger brother's appearance, black eyes, plucked eyebrows, a bare patch, alternating bruises and purple ears, especially the conspicuous footprints on his crotch, all this made him feel cold all over his body, and he couldn't help laughing.
At this moment, Li Hongji changed his body, once again put on the demeanor of a master, walked towards Gao Yigong with figure-eight steps, and saw that the other party was still annoyed and was about to have a seizure, so he hurriedly said: "Yigong, don't be angry." As a big brother, a few years older than you, he has rich experience and experience in the rivers and lakes, and the reason why he uses these 'special' tricks is for your own good, and pass on your experience in the rivers and lakes~! ”
It's okay not to listen, as soon as he heard such words, Gao Yigong's anger suddenly rushed up, and he pointed to his panda eyes angrily, and asked: "This, it made my nose blue and my face swollen; And this, I didn't have a single eyebrow, I was bare, and you still have the face to say it's for my good? And here......"
Gao Yigong really didn't have the face to say any more, because everyone was already laughing forward and backward, tears were about to laugh, and his left hand just stayed in front of his crotch, and he immediately realized that his embarrassed appearance could not win sympathy and understanding, and he had become the laughing stock of others.
The bulging cheeks immediately caused another wave of laughter, and Gao Yigong's face became more and more ugly, cloudy and uncertain.
As a party concerned, Li Hongji, who made Gao Yigong so embarrassed, also laughed, and when he saw Gao Yigong's appearance, he knew that he was at a loss. So, calming down his excitement, he turned into a master again, and said lightly: "Yigong, for the last move just now..."
Li Hongji has been watching Gao Yigong, and when he saw Gao Yigong's face change greatly, he immediately reacted, realizing that his last move was to kick his ass, and now mentioning this, isn't he sprinkling salt on the wound? Immediately, he immediately changed his words: "Ou No, it's the penultimate move in the end, what do you think?" Do you want to learn? ”
At the beginning, Gao Yigong was still puffed up, his face was gloomy, and with Li Hongji's change of words, his expression was first disapproving, and then he was happy, revealing a look of hope and longing. As a person obsessed with martial arts, everything is floating clouds, and there is only martial arts in his eyes.
Therefore, as if his head was emptied in an instant, he forgot all kinds of unhappiness, and even ignored his embarrassed appearance, Gao Yigong said stupidly: "That move is of course amazing, shocking, crying ghosts and gods, it can be called a stroke of genius." Even at this time, I don't know how to lose? If you can teach me, of course it would be great! ”
Not only Gao Yigong, but also other people are eager to be very, very envious, with a look of hope, wanting to learn such an amazing trick, even Gao Ligong is no exception, sobering up from the thick smile.
Seeing the six roads, listening to all directions, and seeing everyone's reaction like this, Li Hongji couldn't help but secretly become more proud, straightened his chest, his back became straighter, and he walked forward, and finally stopped at a meter away from Gao Yigong's body, and said softly: "The mystery of the trick handed over to you, of course, can." Don't you~ don't you want to know why I used those 'special' tricks on you? ”
Being exposed to scars and poking shortcomings, Gao Yigong is of course uncomfortable, and his face shows a trace of unnaturalness. However, the desire for that trick made him dilute this sense of humiliation, and he overcame everything, so he had to think of it as a snake, and said cooperatively: "Of course I want to know, and please ask Brother Li to teach you~!" ”
Although he said this, his attitude was extremely sincere, but Gao Yigong secretly slandered himself: "Hmph~ It's best to give me a suitable reason, a satisfactory answer, and be able to convince me." Otherwise, once you learn that trick, don't blame me~ hum! ”
Although he didn't know what Gao Yigong was thinking, Li Hongji also knew that the discussion just now had a bit of a pass, and it was a very good one. If he can't give a suitable reason and can't explain it clearly, Gao Yigong will become a stumbling block for himself to chase his sister. Moreover, it will also give a bad impression to the people around you.
Thinking of this, Li Hongji lowered his posture, showed a sincere expression, and said with a serious face: "Yigong, a person who practices martial arts, is talking about strengthening the body and having both martial arts and virtues, which are all right. However, have you ever wondered if you can guarantee that every time you fight someone is a hero, a person who acts above board? ”
As soon as these words came out, not only did Gao Yigong ask, but also asked others, and everyone present was speechless, not knowing how to refute? No one dares to guarantee that every opponent he meets is a person of high spirits. Otherwise, there would be no such thing as a martial arts scum.
Seeing this situation, Li Hongji secretly rejoiced that everything was developing according to his expectations. However, Li Hongji's face still did not change, his face was serious, and he continued: "There are many wonders in the world, there are both admirable saints and villains who are despised. Therefore, we who practice martial arts must not only fight fair duels with others, but also know how to prevent villains and know their vicious tricks. In this way, no matter what kind of person we meet, we can deal with it calmly, so as not to be caught off guard and let ourselves regret it for life. ”
Everyone was taught solidly, and there was a clear example in front of them. For a while, everyone couldn't help sighing, a little frightened, and secretly gasped for air, only then did they realize that if Li Hongji hadn't plucked his eyebrows, twisted his ears, and beaten Gao Yigong into a black-eyed blue, once the means were a little more ruthless and heavier, Gao Yigong would have become a corpse, lying on the ground cold.
These words are very convincing, and Gao Yigong's anger has dissipated a lot. He used to be a messenger at a post station, and he made meritorious contributions to other places, and he remembered that he was all over the country, and his experience was much richer and his knowledge was more profound, and he agreed very much with Li Hongji's words.
Immediately afterwards, he looked at Gao Yigong and said earnestly: "Yigong, Brother Hongji is really for your good, so that you can understand this truth after an accident, so as not to be designed and framed by the villain when you walk the rivers and lakes." ”
"Moreover, don't be unconvinced, just a martial arts competition, it is undeniable that Brother Hongji only needs to start a little heavier, your life is gone, and there is no chance to stand here and ask anything. Quick, apologize to you Brother Li~! ”
At this moment, Gao Yigong is like an angry little girl, with deep resentment, very aggrieved, and an ugly face. was beaten so fat, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he actually had to apologize to that hateful person? The uncle can bear it, and the aunt can only admit it.
However, under the persecution of his brother, Gao Yigong had to take action, but Li Hongji was a good man, waved his hand, and said very heroically: "Meritorious brother, don't be like this, a merit is still small, you know, just understand these truths." If you understand my intentions, it would be nice not to get me wrong. What's more, we are brothers, we are all a family, so we don't have to see each other like this! ”
said sonorously and powerfully, it was so righteous and awe-inspiring, making everyone more and more convinced, the original bad perception suddenly disappeared, Gao Yigong was completely relieved, and no longer held a grudge, only Li Hongji knew that there was another deep meaning of this remark.
I don't know when, Gao Guiying was already standing in the courtyard and saw all this, which is also the reason for Li Hongji's rapid change. Win the favor of beauties, ahem, Li Hongji has always thought that this is an unshirkable thing!
At this moment, seeing what Li Hongji said heroically, Gao Ligong was infected, and became bloody, heroic, and angry, and he waved his hand and said heroically: "Hehe, Brother Hongji, the competition between you and Yigong is over." Judging by your performance just now, you look at it with ease, now it's time to fulfill your promise, it's our turn to learn from each other, right? ”