Chapter 114: People in temperament are idle

In the pyramid world, if there is a Catastrophe BSS creature, or a Scourge BSS creature.

Tang Xian couldn't imagine what kind of tragedy would happen if the two creatures rioted.

Even a single immovable plant is enough to turn an entire laterite forest from woodland into an abyss. If the white snake had reached the human world, it might have been able to do something even more terrifying.

As for Qing Jiuyu of the catastrophe-level BSS system......

Even if Qing Jiuyu became angry, it might not cause extinction at the level of the Great Catastrophe.

I'm afraid it can also set civilization back a few hundred years.

Tang Xian didn't dare to try, Tang Xiaojiu was the most terrifying creature he had ever smuggled.

But Tang Xiaojiu is very young. Hatred of humanity has not yet been established.

Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng are not easy to say.

"The human world is too dangerous for you." Tang Xian also began to come to Zhangkou.

"What do you mean?" Qing Jiuyu really couldn't imagine what danger humans could cause.

Tang Xian's mind flashed through many versions.

He sorted out the logic.

Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng both wanted to go to the human world.

Even if they rejected them this time, it was highly likely that they would go to the human world through other hunters.

So they must be completely denied this thought.

The winter dye Akasi and others in the room also broke out in a cold sweat.

Don't look at the atmosphere at the moment, it seems peaceful and quiet.

Two beautiful women, one holding a cute child, and the man spreading food on the side.

Cosy and peaceful.

But Tang Xian is now equivalent to saving the world.

Although the world's greatest disaster was caused by him.

"Before you want to enter the human world, I must tell you a rule." Tang Xian's tone was very casual, but it didn't seem perfunctory.

Bai Mansheng was curious: "What are the rules?" ”

"Have you ever wondered why humans always disappear every once in a while?"

Bai Mansheng nodded, she had heard the long-eared Australopithecus say that humans had magic and could reach another origin world.

They always go back every few days.

Qing Jiuyu said:

"Is it because they can't stay in this world forever?"

"You know?" Tang Xian was curious.

"Of course, I said that I had a few human slaves, and I locked them up with the intention of raising them to learn some human culture, but they died somehow within a few days. The death was quite ugly. ”

Tang Xian smiled bitterly, if it weren't for his own characteristics, maybe he would have become Qing Jiuyu's slave when he hunted the three-tailed fox that day.

However, according to Qing Jiuyu's curiosity about human beings, maybe he can still survive.

He organized the language and said:

"Humans can't stay in our world for seven days because the world is resisting them, and they have their own world. I shouldn't have come to the mine in the first place. Therefore, once you stay for seven days, the cells in the body will be disturbed by an unknown force field, and a large area will die, and eventually die with a thousand holes. ”

"So what? Is there a connection between you taking us to the human world? Qing Jiuyu asked.

Tang Xian fanned the fire under the boiler with his hand and said:

"Of course there is a connection, each world has the independence of each world, and human beings have their own territory, so if they exceed their authority and come to this world, their power will be greatly weakened, and they will die after seven days."

Tang Xian continued:

"Don't underestimate humans, my power is not below you, is it? In the human world, there are clear hierarchies, the stronger the creatures, the higher the level of living, but I can only live at the bottom. ”

Tang Xiaojiu made a very timely assist:

"Brother Tang Xian's house over there is small, not half the size of here."

Tang Xian decided to add meat to Tang Xiaojiu later, even if Tang Xiaojiu had a big disaster just now.

"Is that so?" Bai Mansheng was still a little puzzled.

"Do I often tell you to learn more from humans? For what? Tang Xian said.

"What is it?" Qing Jiuyu was also puzzled.

"Of course, it's to take you to the human world as soon as possible. You can become human, but that doesn't mean you're human. The human mind is complex, but you are very simple. ”

"You think I'm stupid?" Bai Mansheng glared at Tang Xian.

Tang Xian shook his head and said, "How come, you are smart." It's just that human beings are very different from our habits, and you will be seen as not human because of all kinds of details. ”

"I see." Qing Jiuyu nodded unconsciously.

"Think about it, when human beings come to our world, their power is greatly weakened, and when we go to the human world, our power will naturally be greatly weakened. White girl, I won't tell you the truth, every time I bring you those stories, they are all desperate. ”

A look of fear appeared on Tang Xian's face, and he said with jealousy:

"Let's just say that one, in order to win this book at that time, there were three catastrophe-level human units ready to rob me, if it weren't for my familiarity with human law and human language habits, you might not even be able to see the ending of this book."

Bai Mansheng's expression softened a little.

Seeing Xu Xian's words with the fear of the rest of her life, she couldn't help but believe it.

Qing Jiuyu was thoughtful and said:

"I see, it seems that if you want to go to the human world, you need to know more about human habits. You're so good that you've been in it for so long. ”

Tang Xian waved his hand and said:

"The human world is so dangerous that I don't want to go back to the mine all the time. It's just some interesting and strange things over there. ”3333xs

"Like a story?" Qing Jiuyu saw that Bai Mansheng's anger subsided, thinking that those stories were very interesting.

"Mainly for the story of the White Girl, but there are also some others."

Bai Mansheng said softly:

"Thank you for your hard work."

The fire slowly rose, and Tang Xian estimated that there would be a while to touch the mutton.

"It's not hard, I can understand that you want to go to the human world, who wouldn't be curious about another world? But you still need to learn how to be a good person. ”

Tang Xian continued:

"Otherwise, I'll take you there like this, the situation in this world is turbulent now, you two are gone, what if the snake clan and the fox clan are bullied?"

This sentence can be regarded as speaking to the hearts of the two women.

After all, both of them are the leaders of their respective clans.

"Okay. Since you said so, I won't go. But I want to read those stories too. Qing Jiuyu said.

"I'll get it for you next time." Tang Xian agreed first.

Anyway, these broken stories aren't worth a few bucks.

Qing Jiuyu said: "Do you have any stories? ”

"Sort of."

"Is there a ...... It's like that...... Tale? Qing Jiuyu asked with a smile.

"I don't know the shame, Xu idle these stories, it can be said that it takes a lot of effort, and you have to pick and choose in that round?"

Bai Mansheng said coldly to Qing Jiuyu.

Qing Jiuyu smiled: "I don't know shame, Sister Bai, do you know, if you know too much shame, a man will run away with others." ”

"Besides, didn't I tell a story yet?"

Bai Mansheng was taboo on the topic of robbing men, and the chill between his eyebrows and eyes suddenly became stronger.

Tang Xian felt a little headache. Don't quarrel and fight.

Otherwise, it is not impossible that the entire sea of trees will be gone.

"I'll show you something, come with me."

Bai Mansheng turned his head, no longer looked at Qing Jiuyu, and Qing Jiuyu no longer choked Bai Mansheng, and asked:

"What is it?"

Tang Xian didn't agree, but just approached the wooden house opposite, pushed open the door, and said to Qiao Shanshan in the wooden house:

"Qiao Shanshan, take out your makeup."

Qiao Shanshan originally wondered why Tang Xian was walking this way, and said in her heart that she and Dong Ran shouldn't be playing the silent lamb now?

A woman's careful eye knows no occasion.

"Why take my makeup!" She struggled to keep her voice low, while expressing the impossibility through her tone.

"Think you're saving the world."

Tang Xian walked directly to the wooden table that Qiao Shanshan used to store all kinds of cosmetics in the wooden house.

Foundation, perfume, nail polish, mask, lipstick, cleanser, barrier, eyebrow powder, setting powder, eyeliner, eye shadow, etc.

Qiao Shanshan's heart hurt and wanted to be separated, and Tang Xian selectively ignored it.

Bai Mansheng and Qing Jiuyu were very curious about what these bottles and jars Tang Xian was carrying.

Tang Xian actually didn't understand these things.

But for the instructions for the use of these luxury goods bought by Qiao Shanshan from the Champs-ElysΓ©es on the third floor of the Paris fortress, Tang Xian still understands.

"This is a perfume, come, Qing Jiuyu, you try it, yes, press here, it will release the spray."

The beauty of Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng is natural.

Men always say that the most beautiful woman doesn't need makeup. In fact, no matter how beautiful a woman is, makeup can make them more beautiful.

The straight man Tang Xian was originally too lazy to ponder these truths, but if there are business opportunities, he will say otherwise.

Qing Jiuyu pressed the perfume bottle, and Bai Mansheng and Qing Jiuyu immediately smelled the aroma of blue lemon, capirin and lime, musk, and apple wood.

This artificial synthetic fragrance quickly made the two women show joy.

Only Qiao Shanshan, whose heart ached to the point of being a little numb, looked at the two women who were in a national posture, and sprayed her Ninarii perfume wildly with an attitude of a bear child dismantling Gundam.

Perfume is so, and then lipstick.

Tang Xian took out the red lipstick and said:

"This thing, look at my human slave, oh, it's the grief-stricken one over there, although she is not as good-looking as yours, but your attention to her lips are more vivid than yours?"

Bai Mansheng looked at it carefully, and it was indeed the case.

Qing Jiuyu said in surprise:

"Humans are really good at wondering, there are such treasures."

"Yes, this is how to apply lips, but how to apply it is a skill, and it is recommended not to apply it blindly. Generally, before applying, you have to try the color, and you have to pay attention to whether it matches your own makeup, clothing, and even shoes. ”

Qiao Shanshan said in her heart, Tang Xian, what you said is right, but can you not use the old lady's lipstick as a chalk comparison!

Although these things can be bought, girls are like this, sometimes robbing them of cosmetics is more distressing than directly robbing money.

Tang Xian didn't care about Qiao Shanshan's expression.

But Bai Mansheng said:

"That human seems to be in pain."

"Because these things are ten times more valuable than stories, in the human world, they are almost priceless. Think about it, can something that makes people beautiful, can it be cheap? ”

Based on the monopoly of the market and the lack of supply, coupled with the extremely high demand from customers, Tang Xian felt that he was not making too much.

Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng both nodded seriously, indicating that what they said was very reasonable.

After all, she and Bai Mansheng are so famous among all beasts because of their near-extreme beauty after turning into a human form.

If beauty can be filled with other things, or make them more beautiful, this is naturally an extremely important thing.

Tang Xian began to pour up the barrier cream again, although he had never used it, but Master Tang read the instructions and was self-taught.

"As the saying goes, one white covers a hundred ugliness, this thing is to prevent you from tanning, so that your skin is moisturized and white, the main role is to polish and protect from the sun."

"And then this one is foundation. It is used for the entire face to retouch and cover. Don't underestimate it, with eyeshadow and lipstick, it can play a role in changing people's faces, making your skin look more delicate and delicate from a distance. ”

Although I am not sure if Bai Mansheng and Qing Jiuyu can understand it, but each product has an effect added to it, and I think they will care a lot.

Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng really cared.

Tang Xian said each cosmetic product one by one, and the functions were basically exaggerated.

But in order to prevent beginners from applying makeup casually, and then making a face unsightly, Tang Xian called Qiao Shanshan out and demonstrated it in person.

At the same time, he explained the makeup skills and steps without a teacher.

Such as washing, priming, foundation, eye makeup, contouring, lip makeup, etc.

Qiao Shanshan knew that Tang Xian was going to be determined to let natural disasters and catastrophes fall in love with human beings today, and she didn't care about the heartache and began to demonstrate hard.

Although her beauty is not as extreme as Bai Mansheng and Qing Jiuyu, it is also pleasing to the eye.

Qiao Shanshan has always had light makeup, and many cosmetics have only been bought, but never used.

Women are like this, it is a personal habit to like no makeup or heavy makeup, but no matter which style, the corresponding cosmetics cannot be without.

Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng who watched were shocked.

Tang Xian also said at the right time:

"These things are very difficult to get and extremely scarce in the human world, but I heard about it a while ago and know where to get it. I thought you might be interested? ”

Bai Mansheng prefers eye makeup and perfume, but considering that the items are too valuable, he is embarrassed to ask for them.

Qing Jiuyu says:

"I remember you said that human beings pay attention to interests, and you should always have a plan for me to give me such a good thing, right?"

Tang Xian shook his head and said:

"Human beings also talk about feelings, and sometimes when feelings come, they don't care about interests at all."

Seeing that Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng's favorability had risen a few more points, Tang Xian said:

"All I need is six good quality soul crystals."

"What does it mean to be good?" Bai Mansheng asked.

"The best soul crystals you can get will do."

Qiao Shanshan froze.

This person really dares to speak, these cosmetics are not as good as the soul crystal of a perfect-level creature.

And the best soul crystals that can be obtained from the Cataclysmic BSS and the Havoc BSS are also Cataclysmic Level, right?

Qiao Shanshan said that Tang Xian was too greedy, but then saw Tang Xian say in an extremely generous tone:

"Don't feel that you are taking advantage of me, I am a temperamental person, and I can make you two beautiful women as friends, and it will not be in the way if you suffer a loss. I'm not like Tang Xian, covered in copper stench and vulgar. ”