Chapter 309: Why Don't You Use Your Hands......
Vomit! ”
The tall man's face was pale, and he only felt a foul smell hit him, making his stomach tumble and he couldn't help but vomit.
Seeing the tall man's appearance, the short man felt a pang in his heart, put the shovel in his hand on the ground, and took two steps back.
"Are you alright?"
The short man said with a concerned face, but in fact, he snickered in his heart and gloated.
Luckily, it wasn't him who just smelled it!
The tall man vomited several times, spit out two mouthfuls of sour water, his face was still faintly blue, he turned his head to look at the unknown object on the shovel, covered his mouth and nose and said disgustingly: "This is!" ”
As soon as he said this, the tall man felt a little sick to his stomach again, and quickly looked away.
"Poof!"
The short man couldn't help but snicker when he saw this.
As the saying goes, happiness is built on the pain of others, and short people are happy right now.
The tall man felt a little annoyed, glared at him fiercely, and said angrily: "Dog, still gloating over your father there!" Let's think about how to deal with this matter! ”
"There's no hope of using a separator to get the monitor wreckage out like those guys......"
Thinking of this, the tall man squinted his eyes and said with bad intentions: "Or...... You ...... with your hands"
Before he finished his words, the short man's face changed greatly when he heard the words, raised his hand to stop him, and said resolutely: "Impossible! Don't even think about it! ”
Seeing this, the tall man shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "Whatever you want, you are the leader of this mission, if the task is not completed, I will run for nothing, and you will have to take the blame...... Think clearly! ”
Speaking of which, the tall man clasped his hands to his chest and gloated at the short man.
This guy was laughing at himself just now, and now he needs to dig out the, it's really a report from the world!
The short man's face sank when he heard this, and he changed a few times.
After a while, the short man gritted his teeth, turned to the tall man and said, "Turn your head!" Don't look at it! ”
The tall man couldn't help but smile when he saw this, nodded, and said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, I won't look at it, right?" ”
After that, I really turned my head away from looking.
The short man felt a little strange when he saw him so obedient, and it stands to reason that this thing should laugh at himself, and no matter how bad he is, he will take the opportunity to choke him.
But this time there was no danger to take advantage of others?
Still obediently turned his head?
This made the short man a little suspicious in his heart, and he was secretly vigilant while squatting down.
Although the monitor was damaged, it was possible to view the experimental data after the repair, so the short man did not give up.
He didn't open his helmet, so he couldn't smell it, no matter how loud it was.
The short man put on his gloves, endured the discomfort in his heart, and mustered all the courage in his life to slowly touch the unknown object on the shovel......
At this moment, the tall man who had been waiting for a long time smiled sinisterly and whispered a command towards the helmet: "Turn to camera mode!" ”
As his voice fell, his body slowly turned, and the camera on the helmet fell on the short man's body.
The tall man saw that the short man still looked unaware, and smiled: "Stinky brother, you always can't get along with me, let grandpa and I catch your handle this time!" ”
"Take a picture of your digging and send it to the organization group, maybe I can give you the name of 'Captain Touching'...... Hey, hey, hey......"
Looking at the figure of the short man squatting on the ground and groping, the tall man sneered and said slowly: "Take a ...... of him for me."
Before he finished his words, he saw the short man suddenly turn around and throw the unknown object in his hand towards him with a hideous face!
Whoosh - smack!
Before the tall man could react, he saw that the front of his helmet was stained with an earthy yellow clay-like thing.
"it!"
This made his face turn blue in an instant, and he couldn't help but recall the taste just now, his stomach churned, and he couldn't help bending over and gagging.
But something worse happened!
Because of the intelligence of the helmet, it detected that the tall man was vomiting, and he turned on the helmet directly!
Boy! The smell of poop sticking to the helmet can be aggrieved and close at hand, which is called a "fragrant nose"!
"Gross-"
This caused the tall man's pupils to shrink, and he began to vomit even more painfully.
Of course, he would not let the stench continue to pollute him, so he quickly took off his helmet and threw it aside with a disgusted expression.
At this point, the shorter man, who had already cleaned the wreckage of the monitor, retracted it into a cylindrical device.
Seeing the tall man's appearance, he sneered: "Hmph, Lao Tzu knows that you guy wants to be bad, and he has been guarding against you!" ”
"You still dare to take pictures, it's really against you!"
"Humph! Do it yourself! ”
With that, the short man snorted disdainfully, and walked towards the aircraft with the cylindrical device.
The tall man lost his wife and broke his soldiers, not to mention how depressed he was, disgusting and angry.
He pointed to the short man's back and said angrily: "Don't go, you kid, I'm going to strangle you...... Vomit! ”
Halfway through his words, he began to vomit unconsciously.
……
The culprit of this matter...... The owner of the dog, Lu Jiu naturally didn't know anything about it.
At this time, he was answering the phone.
A female tenant said that the computer in the house was broken, and asked him to help, and the reward was 200 yuan, and she also said that there was some mysterious surprise.
Lu Jiu's face turned dark when he heard this.
Two hundred dollars and you want me to fix your computer? Is it really so cheap for me Lu Jiu?
"I won't fix the computer, you can fix it yourself."
Lu Jiu's face was expressionless, and he hung up the phone directly.
What about female tenants? I want to let his world's number one swordsman repair her computer, but there is no door!
Lu Jiu just put the phone in his pocket and wanted to go to the toilet when the phone in his pocket rang again.
Lu Jiu was a little speechless, this must be another call from the thief-hearted female tenant just now!
Thinking of this, Lu Jiu picked up the phone, frowned and said impatiently: "I said it all, I won't repair the computer!" Don't call me again! ”
“……”
Mei Blossom Eleven on the other end of the phone had black lines on his face and his fists clenched.
"Lu Jiu, you idiot! The old lady is plum blossom eleven! Who's going to let you fix the computer! ”
Plum Blossom Eleven's forehead jumped and roared towards the phone.
Lu Jiu was startled by her roar when he heard this, and glanced at the phone screen, only to find that it was indeed Plum Eleven.
…… Why does she pick some strange time slot every time she calls herself?
Lu Jiu smiled awkwardly: "...... I'm sorry, I thought it was the female tenant who came......"
Well?
Female tenants?
Plum Blossom Eleven on the other end of the phone was stunned when he heard these three words, and then his expression became vigilant.