Chapter 197: I'll Let You Chop Your Head, Idiot! (Ask for a subscription, ask for a monthly pass)
At this moment, it was as if time had suddenly stood still.
Dior didn't expect that this impromptu battle would end in a draw.
However, if Thor recovers his divine power and meowth hammer, then the melee archers probably have little chance to fight back, after all, the berserker who can 'magic' is completely hanging.
Just when the two of them were completely deadlocked, neither of them dared to act rashly first, Dio walked over slowly, holding Thor's axe in one hand and Barton's bursting arrow in the other.
Thor immediately wanted to pull back the axe and hack the bastard who teased him, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't shake half a minute, and the axe in his hand seemed to be fixed in the air.
On the other side, Barton knew a lot of things, and he didn't expect it to turn into such a result before, but after Dio intervened, he still put away his weapon along the steps, and at the same time looked at the madman in front of him who was still fighting with some inexplicable eyes.
"Wheel warfare? Come on! ”
Thor couldn't pull his weapon back, so he had to yell and punch Dio, anyway, these two are not 'good people' to him, not only imprison him, but also give him food!
How aggrieved Thor is in his heart at this moment, who knows!
The dignified son of Odin, the original next king of the gods, the thunder god Thor actually fell to the end of being bullied by a few mortals, Lao Tzu fought with you!
Then in the next second, the grief-stricken Thor flew out directly!
That's right, the whole person flew in the sky for more than ten meters, and then fell heavily to the ground, and then looked at the only axe handle left in his hand, and the missing part was pinched by Dior.
This kind of power, this kind of shooting speed directly startled Barton, looking at the opponent who had been fighting with him just now like a dead fish being beaten by others casually, this feeling is really very complicated.
Dio didn't want to take care of Barton's mood, he just threw away the 'garbage', then walked to the car and took out a black plastic bag, and then walked to the smashed Saul and threw the bag in his hand to him.
"Eat something, even if you are not convinced, you should fill your stomach first, save a while and then make excuses."
Dio didn't want to become a complete enemy with Thor, so after using appropriate force to deter, he expressed some kindness, probably slapping a sweet date and so on.
In the face of the 'enemy's handout', Thor wanted to be tough, but his stomach was empty and dizzy, and coupled with the exhaustion of all his strength before, it was no longer the time to be stupid.
"When I'm full, and I have the strength, I'll take down these two guys and go find Jane."
Saul, who had convinced himself with such a 'reasonable reason', glared at the two guys as he opened the bag that Dio threw at him and rummaged through all the food inside.
Although he had only been on Earth for a short time, Jane had already taught him some common sense, such as that wrappers should not be eaten......
Thor almost gobbled up the bag, including two boxes of pizza, ten burgers, five sandwiches, three packets of fries, and a large bottle of happy water.
Looking at the majestic Thor in the future, he is now holding a large bottle of Coke there like a tramp, and after drinking, he wipes the grease stains on his mouth with his hand, showing his 'pride'...... Dio didn't know how to complain anymore, the style of painting was too different, and he doubted that if Thor didn't return to Asgard and stay on Earth, he would become a dead fat house who only played games at home.
When the last drop of Fat House Happy Water was poured into Saul's mouth very cherished, he immediately stood up and burped, which really made people doubt the food level of Asgard.
"For the sake of these delicious foods, for the sake of these delicious foods, I promise in the name of Thor that I will not take your life after defeating you, but you must pay for your previous offense."
Although Saul's expression is very serious and his tone is extraordinarily emotional, his current homeless dress and the lines of the second middle school are really indescribably joyful.
It took a lot of effort for Dior to hold back his laughter.
Be serious, don't laugh!
Patting himself on the cheek, Dio immediately took all the axes that Barton had bought out of the car and piled them in front of Thor, and at a cursory glance there were about 50 of them.
For this 'special training', Dior can be regarded as fighting, although it is a little boring, but what if it really makes a meritorious service!
It's a risk worth taking!
"Are the Asgardians? In this way, I will not bully you, pick up the weapon on the ground and attack me, as long as you can make me hurt, I will give you back your freedom, and apologize to you, how about it? ”
Listening to Dio's words, Barton subconsciously glanced at him, but for some reason, he did not intervene to stop him.
And Thor is about to blow up!
In the history he had learned, the Midgards had come to regard the Asgardians who had helped them as gods and legends, so why was this guy he met so arrogant?
He Thor is an invincible, undefeated god of thunder!
Well, once......
Even if he loses his divine power now, he can't be humiliated like this!
"Arrogant Midgarts!"
Enraged, Thor immediately picked up two axes and rushed over, he wanted to teach this guy who was even more arrogant than him a good lesson!
However, in the face of his attack, the other party stood there stupidly and did not hide.
Just listen to the sound of the bell!
In the end, Thor, who subconsciously weakened a little bit of strength, slashed right in Dio's chest with an axe, but let alone hurt him, even Dio's clothes couldn't be seen, but the axe in his hand was directly broken.
"Cut off on the head, you idiot!"
I don't know why, Dior, who was unharmed at this moment, was even more angry than Saul, who was taken aback!
"What did you say?" Thor was a little confused.
"I told you to cut off your head, are you a pig?"
Enraged, Dio knocked him away again with an uppercut, and this time Dio deliberately controlled the force, which would only make Thor feel pain but not too badly injured.
Thor, who thought he was underestimated, immediately roared and rushed over after he fell to the ground, and his stubbornness also came up at this moment, you let me cut off my head? I don't!
There was another bang, and Dio, who had never thought about dodging, was slashed again, and this time it was in the chest.
Dior was immediately angry!
"Fack! Do you not understand people? I asked you to cut off your head, don't you understand it! ”
Thor, who didn't have time to cut the second axe, was once again kicked away by the very angry Dior!