After beating twelve times in a row, Elder Tuanzang's buttocks slammed down, and the whole person paused.

Patting his clothes, Elder Tuanzang stood up and began to gasp.

After catching his breath for about half a minute, Tuan Zang got up and picked up the Coke.

"Come on, bring something."

Tuan Zang came to the door of the freezer with Coke, threw a few hundred catties of Coke into it, and then took out a fan of pork.

"What's more refreshing on a beautiful morning than a delicious pork paella?"

Tuan Zang tied an apron, carried pork, and walked into the kitchen.

"Tam, go and help Elder Shimura cook!" Yasuo hurriedly commanded.

……

Tamu and Tuan were busy in the kitchen, and Yasuo took three disciples to start playing mahjong.

"Do a good job, study hard, play well, eat well, and rest well, this is the true meaning of our school of practice."

"Self-draw, I'm sorry, I'm winning again."

Yasuo talked about the trick of cultivation while secretly changing cards with the system space.

Skillfully pasting a note with the word "turtle" on the heads of the three disciples, Yasuo said with a smile:

"You should have all seen the movie called "Konoha Gambling Saint", in fact, it is based on the story of the teacher when he was young."

"If you don't play, if you don't play, you won't win!"

Kushina grabbed her hair and said with annoyance: "Sister Tsunade said that although she invested in that movie, the script was all created by you, teacher, but I didn't expect it to be a true story." ”

Pushing the mahjong tiles onto the table, Kushina said thoughtfully: "So...... Teacher, you really like Tsunade very much! ”

"Poof—"

Yasuo just took a sip of tea, and then the whole thing squirted out: "Little child, who told you about this kind of thing?" ”

"Isn't it? Sister Tsunade said that if you gamble with her, you lose to her every time! ”

Jiu Sinai smiled evilly and said: "Sister Tsunade's gambling skills, then let's not talk about it, so ......"

Yasuo covered his forehead, sadly realizing that he was powerless to refute.

If you don't count some of the competitions in the development of the game, as well as a small game to test the corpse fraud incident of Masahiko, Yasuo has only gambled with Tsunade once in his life so far.

It was when I went to the royal capital to sell knives when I was a child, so it is not wrong to say that "I lose to her every time".

It turns out that this loss will be a lifetime loss!

Yasuo sighed, feeling that his conscience was still too good.

"Kids, it's time to eat!"

At this time, Tuan Zang and Tamu came over with a long dining cart.

"This ...... Didn't you say breakfast? Isn't that too grand? ”

Yasuo had a bad premonition: "Tam, Tam, what's going on?" ”

Tamu touched his bare head and said embarrassedly: "Captain Yasuo, I have calculated and formulated a very precise recipe according to the needs of the growth and development of several children...... But ......"

"However, the old man felt that children needed more nutrients to grow, so he increased the proportion of nutrients by 20 times!"

Tuan Zang proudly lifted the cloth, revealing an extremely rich dish.

"Come, kids, come and try these hometown delicacies!" Danzo brought a plate of pig-killing dishes to the table, a satisfied smile on his face.

……

Bidding farewell to the Shimura clan, Yasuo hoisted the water gate and Kushina upside down in the fastest time.

"Vomiting must be induced immediately!" Yasuo made up his mind immediately.

Under the warm hospitality of Tuanzang, both Jiu Sinai and Mizumon were forced to eat a lot of barbecued pork, and Mizumon even ate a portion of honey pig ears.

This left Yasuo deeply worried.

Although the "ginseng doll" diet method has a quick effect and good effect, it seems to be too cruel when used on children.

Yasuo decided to physically stimulate the throat to induce vomiting by causing the recurrent laryngeal nerve reflex.

Stretching out his finger and gesturing twice at Kushina's throat, Yasuo gave up.

"Watergate, you're coming."

It doesn't seem to be a good thing to pick at the throat and eyes of a female student, so Yasuo untied the water gate from the tree and decided to let them vomit each other.

"Kushina-san, I'm sorry......"

Watergate looked complicated and stretched out his sinful fingers.

……

In this way, under the coercion of Yasuo, Watergate induced vomiting to Kushina, and then Jiusinai induced vomiting to Watergate.

After that, the two of them weakly supported each other, and they had a great fear of Master Tai's family banquet.

"But Master, you eat more, why don't you need to induce vomiting!"

Jiu Sinai saw very clearly that Teacher Yasuo had obviously eaten three bowls of pork rice, and his combat power was second only to Master Tai.

"Being a teacher is different."

Yasuo shook his head, patted his stomach and said, "You see, it's all transformed into chakra. ”

"What about Senior Brother Luosha!"

Jiu Sinai pointed at Luo Sha's straight stomach: "He eats more than me and Shuimen combined, why doesn't he need to induce vomiting?" ”

“emmm……”

Yasuo put one hand on his cheek: "Then you go and induce vomiting for him." ”

"I don't want it!"

Kushina hurriedly shrank behind the water gate.

"What about the water gate?"

Jiu Sinai stopped the water gate: "Don't, I won't allow you to do this." ”

Although he didn't need to be picked after eating a delicious pork feast, Luo Sha felt very good, but at this moment, he still felt full of malice from the world.

"Raksha's words, no problem."

Yasuo patted Luo Sha's little belly and said, "This is a man who is destined to inherit the mantle of your master!" ”

Luo Sha, please don't resent being a teacher, if you want to blame, you blame yourself, there are not as many fans as others-

Silently, Yasuo handed Rosa another pig's trotter.

"Eat, women are all big pig's trotters, eat more, and your heart will be balanced!"

"Thank you, Master!"

Luo Sha took the pig's trotter and gnawed it beautifully: "Master, you are so good to me!" ”

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Today is only the first day of practice, and it is reasonable that I can't finish delivering Coke on time.

Yasuo didn't plan to continue with the children's deliveries, so he made a phone call and asked Cardo to pick up the rest of the Coke and give it away.

At this time, the time had come to 12:30 p.m.

Yasuo made four hammocks in the woods, put the three children to bed on time, and had an hour's lunch break.

Before taking a nap, Yasuo gave Watergate a spinach salad and Kushina a cold tomato.

The two children were already on an empty stomach after vomiting and had to be nourished.

"Both of you have special physiques, so you can't blindly follow Konoha's mainstream diet."

Listening to Mr. Yasuo's admonition to Watergate and Jiu Sinai, Luo Sha laughed out loud on the side.

He looked at his younger brother and sister with caring eyes, and then rolled over to bed.

……

As Yasuo said, the true meaning of practice is very simple.

Spend your activities well, study well, play well, eat well, and rest well.

Then, be a happy, fun, and energetic person.

Yasuo had mixed feelings in his heart:

This is a cross-dimensional, teaching from Teacher Wu Tian!

And this sentence, whether in this world or in that world, I keep it in mind......

"This is the reason why you are about to take the college entrance examination and are still fighting Warcraft in Internet cafes?"

Suddenly, a strong woman holding a feather duster appeared in front of Yasuo.

"Ahh

Yasuo screamed and fell off the hammock.

It turned out to be all dreams.

Shuimen opened his eyes in a daze, glanced at the embarrassed Teacher Yasuo, turned around, and continued to sleep.

"Hmm...... It's illusion again...... What a boring trick, my Yasuo teacher, how could it be so ......"

Half-asleep and half-awake, Watergate murmured softly.

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