Chapter 2019: Gensokyo Journey
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The red and white princess is a man of action.,After putting down the work of cleaning the shrine.,Immediately go back to the room to prepare.,I thought she was going to change her clothes.,After all, it's a baring armpit witch costume or something.,It's still a little shameful to walk around in your hometown.,As the saying goes, it's a shame to throw people home...... Uh, that's what it means?
However, I obviously underestimated the shame of the red and white princess, and in a few seconds her door opened, and I was still amazed at the speed with which the goods changed their clothes, could it be the rhythm of shouting and transforming and then changing clothes in the white light.
It's a pity that this guy didn't change any clothes, and he was still wearing the armpit witch costume, obviously her hometown couldn't stop her from selling festival exercises.
If there is any change compared to just now, it is that there is an extra basket on her back, similar to the basket that the foot merchant always has on his back.
Me: "......"
Red and White Princess: "......"
"Going to pick up the festival?" I tried to ask, after all, if she had one more hook in her hand, wouldn't she look a lot like those vagrants picking up garbage? Maybe it's because the festival is finally almost sold, so I'm going to go down the mountain to pick up some and come back.
I think my reasoning is reasonable and convincing, because the other party is a 100,000 festival princess, what is a 100,000 festival princess. It's not that she has 100,000 festivals, but every time she sells them, it's in units of 100,000.
"Wu, what a faux pas."
Maybe it was my thoughts that came to my face, and the red and white princess looked at her, and she showed a slightly dissatisfied expression.
"The shrine's food reserves are almost exhausted, and I have to go down the mountain to buy it, and it just so happened that yesterday there was a big man who stupidly offered a large sum of money, huh."
"Yes! That stupid wronged head is standing right in front of your eyes! And I swear in my heart that I will never worship it again in the future! I burst into tears and lifted my soul on the coffee table.
"Hmph, you're too naïve. Woman is a creature. Fight has known how to empty a man's wallet since birth, and give up resistance. ”
"Hurry up and apologize to the good women of the world, now!"
All in all, I don't seem to be able to stop the red and white princesses from coming down the mountain in such a strange outfit.
"Won't you be cold?" On the top of the mountain, there was another gloomy wind. It made me shudder involuntarily. Looking at the red and white princess's cool armpit witch costume. Asked.
"Because it's made of rune paper, it has a heating function." The red and white princess tugged at her collar and said indifferently.
That's the opportunity. What a business opportunity!
I roared in my mind, but I wouldn't tell the red and white princess, who let her tease me just now.
"At least the exposed part will be cold." Looking up and down at the 100,000 festival princess, her eyes especially looked at her armpits, you know.
"Women are very hardy creatures."
"I always feel like you're going to say something rude to a woman again."
"As long as the [beep] and [beep] parts are warm enough, it's actually fine, so I put hot rune paper on the [beep] and [beep] parts, and the effect is outstanding." The red and white princess gave me a hearty thumbs up.
Me: "......"
I won't complain, and I won't complain this time.
"Because it's so hot, these two places are a little sweaty, no...... Maybe it's not Khan. ”
Me: "......"
Hold back, I'm the savior, you must hold back!
"A strange feeling came up, is this the girl in the book who is pregnant with spring?"
Me: "......"
No...... No, it's okay for everyone, beat me up, or I'll lose! Oo!!oo
Fortunately, after the triple discipline attack, the red and white princess finally relented, closed her eyes, and looked carefully at my red face.
"Wu, it's quite hard."
Whose fault I would have worked so hard!
Glaring at her, I took a step without saying a word, and took the lead through the torii gate and stepped down the long and winding stone steps down the mountain.
When I turned around and found that the top of the mountain had been shrouded in a layer of white mist, I looked back at the foot of the mountain and found that I had only finished half the way.
Your sister, this is higher than the demon fortress.
"This shrine is too high." I couldn't help but say.
"Hmph, this can show the high status of the shrine maiden clan like us."
"But then ordinary people can't kick up and worship."
After saying that, the red and white princess suddenly paused, her face turned pale, and dense sweat continued to emerge from her face.
"Do you mean...... Just now discovering this issue? ”
Nodding, nodding, the red and white princess, who was struck by spiritual lightning, was already speechless.
Me: "......"
This guy turned out to be cute in an unexpected place.
"Why don't you just move the shrine to the foot of the mountain?" I built yì road.
"No, it's special there, and the shrine can only be built in that location." The red and white princess vetoed it flatly, and looked serious, so that I could not find any other reason to continue persuading.
"But it's so high, ordinary people can't come up, they can't get offerings, and those who can come up can't be worshipped, and they won't be obediently worshipped, it's also a fact, right?"
The red and white princess squatted on the ground with her head in her hands, whining and screaming, what a poor fellow.
Actually, I would like to say, isn't it enough to build a shrine branch at the foot of the mountain? Of course, I wouldn't say this kind of thing to her who doesn't have a businessman's mind, and don't you think it's funny to see the red and white princess worrying about money and selling her rituals? Hahaha.
After finally descending the mountain, walking a deep trail through a forest, the view in front of me finally became flat and open, and the road became larger, and the marks of livestock and wheels could be faintly seen on it.
After walking for several more miles, other figures finally appeared sparsely on the road.
"Humans?" I was a little surprised.
"If you count the numbers. Gensokyo is definitely mostly human, so there's nothing surprising. The red and white princess said lightly.
"Did these people come in from outside, or did they live in Gensokyo all the time?"
"Who knows? Anyway, since the time when I was sensible, they have been living here, and no humans from the outside world have come in, except for the vultures. ”
"Could it be that I'm the first outside guest in years?"
"Unfortunately not." The red and white princess replied quickly, which surprised me a little.
"However, it's the first benefactor."
"Don't use this kind of misleading statement, okay?" I looked at the passers-by on both sides and lowered my voice and please.
"Isn't that subtle enough? There's really no way to take a vulture, so just go straight to the prostitute. ”
"What a straight ball...... Wrong. What does it mean to go straight. It's a matter of fact! "I'm about to cry, I really can't keep it with this thing.
"Obviously we have already had such a romantic dinner together, under my service, and then sleep in the same room. That's what I'm saying to this day. "The red and white princess looked at me with a resentful gaze that had been abandoned from the beginning.
"It's the same shrine. The same [shrine]! I glared at her through gritted teeth. Rectify.
"Ho Ho Ho, Your Highness Reimeng, is this your partner?" At this time. Suddenly, an old woman carrying a vegetable basket on the road looked at this side with a smile and greeted him cordially.
"I'm sorry to let you see him making a big noise, it's really unseemly." The red and white princess pressed my head and bowed slightly.
Wait, who am I making all the noise about!
Looking at the red and white princess, who had suddenly become dignified and elegant, my eyes widened and I couldn't speak.
"The relationship is really good, the face is very raw, is it a monster?"
"No, it's just a normal human."
"Really? Then you have to work hard, ho ho, it's good to be young. With that, the old woman beckoned to us kindly and walked down another fork in the road.
"Youkai?" I asked, pointing to the old woman's back.
"Yes, because there are many other weird races in Gensokyo, so for convenience, I'll use youkai to describe them."
"Is Kiruno also a youkai?"
"Occasionally, it will be regarded as a monster, but when it is regarded as a fairy, there are still quite a few goblins in Gensokyo, enough to form a separate name."
"Oh, in other words, youkai are those weird, sparsely numerous races."
"That's right."
"How many races are there in Gensokyo?"
"I haven't counted them carefully, but probably no less than a hundred."
"So much?" I was taken aback, and suddenly felt that the title of Prince of the Hundred Clans did not seem to be so difficult to achieve.
Just kidding, eh.
"You're the only one in your shrine maiden clan, and you're also treated as a youkai?"
"No, the shrine maiden is special, the guardian of this Gensokyo, so it is closer to the status of a god in people's minds."
"It's a pity that I can't receive the offering, right?"
These words were like a sharp arrow, straight into the heart of the red and white princess, making her snort and clutch her chest in pain and unable to speak.
"Hmph, wait and see, sooner or later, I will definitely become a rich man with too much paper to use up."
Seeing the red and white princess staring at me with malicious eyes, I pouted my head and whistled.
I'm sorry, but I don't want to be more than you on paper, even though I'm in perfect shape right now.
Soon, we approached a village in front of us, and the number of pedestrians on the road began to increase, and the reputation of the red and white princess in Gensokyo is estimated to be a little, and everyone will smile along the way, greet her respectfully, and it seems that as a guardian, she has done a little practical thing for Gensokyo, which is worthy of praise.
However, I also gradually discovered that what the red and white princess just said [more than a hundred races] is absolutely true.
Before I entered the village, I saw a lot of other races on the road alone.
Needless to say, the elves naturally needless to say, hundreds of thousands of years ago, they were the first race in the Dark Continent, and under the leadership of King Arthur, they became the strongest race in the continent.
So, you can see elves with pointed ears here. I'm not surprised.
However, the first thing that surprised me was that the elves and humans got along very well, as if they were the same race, without the slightest sense of gap, and this intimate relationship seemed to have only happened before the humans and the elves broke up, and at that time, at least tens of thousands of years ago.
That is, these humans and elves. Could it all be at least tens of thousands of years ago? entered Gensokyo, and multiplied from generation to generation?
With such a question, I looked at the red and white princess, only to find that this stingy princess was still angry with the short anger I had just exposed her. Snort. Skim your head. Pointed the big red bow on the back of her head and ignored me.
Or not......
Another thing that surprised me was that I saw quite a few other races. For example, dwarves, speaking of dwarves, they are also a major race in the Dark Continent, especially the dwarf blacksmith, which is especially famous.
The orcs can also be seen, in addition to the most common werewolf fox people, as well as Tamoya's companion bear people, in addition, I have never seen a lion and tiger people, I have also seen one or two, it has become a zoo, I am surprised to close my mouth.
However, when I entered the village, I realized that I was so naïve just now.
What kind of lion and tiger people, they are all ordinary goods, I actually met the giants in a blacksmith shop.
I said Rucogas, you giants don't seem to be broken, right? You look at the guys, very happily knocking on some daily utensils, there are iron pots, shovels, kitchen knives for sale on the table, if the ancestors of the giant clan are here, seeing these, I am afraid that they will be angry and knock this thing to death.
"Watch out for the goblins." Seeing that I was looking around, my eyes couldn't be used, and the red and white princess reminded me.
Following her gaze, I saw two little goblins the size of little fingers, emitting a faint glow, between my feet, playing with each other, and if I didn't pay attention, I might trample on them.
I quickly stopped, only to see the two goblins chasing, dragging a beautiful fluorescent light behind them, flying in front of me, saying thank you in a small voice, then kissing each side of my cheek, and giggling and flying away.
I originally thought that the kiss between Elia and the little king was already miniature enough, but I didn't expect there to be a more mini kiss, I touched both sides of my cheeks and looked at the two little goblins who flew into the crowd to play, and my expression was a little subtle.
"It's good to be popular, so let's just include the entire goblin clan in the harem." The red and white princess spoke coldly on the side.
"Everybody...... Don't you think it's strange? I asked, pointing to the two leprechauns and looking at the crowd passing by them with normal expressions on their faces.
"Why be surprised, two puppies run near your feet, will you be surprised?" The red and white princess asked rhetorically.
"In other words, there are many goblins here in Gensukyo, just like the cats and dogs in the Dark Continent, right?"
"That's pretty much it, but there are many kinds of goblins, some small and some big, like the one just now, it's not the smallest, the smallest is only a little bit like a firefly, and the big goblin, the stupid guy who mistook you for your mother."
"Say no more." This time, I hugged my head and screamed, and I finally forgot the cruel truth that why should human beings hurt each other!
In this way, it's not that Gensokyo is weird, but that I'm in Gensokyo, too different and too fussy.
To this, I just want to say.
"Sorry, give me a pan." I hurried back to the giant shop and yelled at a frying pan.
The giant blacksmith, but the blacksmith who is ten times better than the dwarven blacksmith, has never heard of a giant blacksmith before, would be disdainful of lowering his status and making such a small thing, so he said that this village is not here.
Veras should like it, such a sturdy pan is unique in the world, and even the one made by Mu Dwarf Winter Melon may not be comparable.
Am I killing myself?
When I paid for it, for some reason, my cheeks were moist, and I took the pan from the giant blacksmith, and I was already imagining my own blood stained on the pan.
It's like carving a bloodletting groove for every tooth of the little ghost.
"The look of the vultures is so funny, I cried when I bought something."
"My sorrow, you won't understand." I looked at the red and white princess lightly, and her face was deep and vicissitudes.
All in all, the next time you see Rucogas, tell him about it, there is another one of his kind in Gensokyo, maybe there is more than one, so there is no need to rush to find other inheritors.
Speaking of which, I am reminded of how is Chasi now? I asked her father, Hasuk, and when I set out for the Third World, I still didn't hear anything from Chassi.
Perhaps, Rucogas's legacy is indeed too heavy for her.
With a sigh, I silently put away the pan and continued to hang out with the red and white princesses.
For example, she just passed by a vegetable stall and bought dozens of vegetables in the shape of cabbage in one go, which was enough to fill the basket behind her, and when all of them were stuffed into the basket, they were ...... It turned out to be the size of a basket, occupying only one corner of the basket.
This...... It should be something like space magic, is it really necessary to use such advanced skills in a basket?
"I mean, you should have an inventory or something."
"Yes." The red and white princess honestly admitted it, and I said, well, the money box must be in it.
"Then give it to me, why do you have to do it too much." I pointed to the basket behind her.
"Tut-tut, I thought Wu would understand." The red and white princess looked at me with a look of disappointment.
"It's also a pleasure to enjoy the lives of ordinary people."
"Really?" I looked around, and there were indeed many ordinary women, carrying baskets similar to those on the back of the red and white princesses, coming out to buy them, and putting the things they bought in them, of course, it was just an ordinary basket, and there was definitely no ferocity of the red and white princesses.
"Of course I know about this kind of thing, but I just didn't expect you to think like this." I kept looking at the red and white princess and said.
"It might be more convincing if you changed into ordinary clothes."
A strange guy dressed in a baring armpit witch costume and carrying a basket on his back pointed at me and said to me that enjoying the life of ordinary people is a pleasure, and you haven't read a book, have you?
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Everyone, Happy New Year's Day, scatter flowers~~~...... (To be continued......)