When Chu Zifeng and Carl had already finalized tonight's action and were about to carry a knife to fight the demon party, we theoretically believed that Commissioner Huang Xiaobei, who was currently the supreme supervisor and commander of the Celestial Empire region, was currently eating leisurely.

I also thought about going back and talking to Carl about the advantage I took today, and the one who lived was heartless.

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At the dinner table, Commissioner Huang devoured dinner, and Miss Yiyi began to answer Uncle Liu's various questions sweetly after eating a few bites.

Under the concerned greetings of Uncle Liu, Miss Yiyi said that she was still in school, a junior at a university in this city, and was currently resting at home because she had a car accident some time ago.

Uncle Liu said that he was not in a hurry, and it was okay to talk about it after graduation.

Huang Xiaobei rolled his eyes.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, don't say something that is too suggestive.

After asking about Miss Yiyi's personal situation, just when Uncle Liu wanted to inquire about the situation of Miss Yiyi's parents, Uncle Liu was suddenly stunned, as if he remembered something.

Holding the wine glass in his hand, Uncle Liu was softly speechless, his face full of doubts.

Got into a car accident last month? Or a college girl?

Uncle Liu touched his chin and thought strangely, "Strange thing, why do you feel so familiar, it seems that you have seen these things somewhere?" ”

After thinking about it for a long time, Uncle Liu suddenly clapped his hands.

"That's right, yes, I remember, I remember that last month the port branch handed me a case report and salvage report, saying that there was a truck driver who was drunk driving last month, and as a result, he drove directly into the sea with people and cars, and I heard that a girl was injured, but fortunately, the injury was not too serious, and it didn't take long for him to be discharged from the hospital."

"So that girl is you, Yiyi?" Uncle Liu looked at the eldest lady in surprise, as if he felt the insignificance of this world.

Miss Yiyi first rolled her big watery eyes before nodding.

Hearing that the eldest lady had actually experienced this kind of thing, the chopsticks in Huang Xiaobei's hand accidentally failed to grasp it and fell to the ground again.

Car accident? The truck driver drove drunk and drove into the sea with even people and cars?

Huang Xiaobei, who picked up the chopsticks, looked at the eldest lady cautiously.

It seems that I heard Dao Ye and Sixth Master talk about this at least thing, but, but this sounds really like a murder case, and it really seems to have something to do with the robe master of the buddy club.

"That eldest lady, you ......" Just as Huang Xiaobei wanted to ask about the eldest lady's physical recovery, the doorbell suddenly rang.

"Ding-dong."

The next second he heard the doorbell, Huang Xiaobei was about to stand up and open the door, but before he could stand up, he suddenly heard the greasy middle-aged man next to him muttering quietly.

"I've run out of money for housekeeping? It's impossible to come back, right? Who is this? ”

Hehe, it turns out that the sanitation of the house is not cleaned by you, well, guessed it.

Huang Xiaobei asked Uncle Liu to sit down, stood up by himself, and walked to the gate.

"I'll open the door, I'll open the door, uncle, you can continue to eat."

Uncle Liu glanced at Huang Xiaobei, and Huang Xiaobei wiped the cold sweat on his forehead.

"Don't worry, if it's someone who embarrass you, I'll let him out immediately."

Opening the door, Huang Xiaobei said politely, "Where are you looking for .......?"

In fact, the second before opening the door, Huang Xiaobei already had a lot of guesses in his heart.

Huang Xiaobei guessed that the person knocking on the door was likely to be the uncle's colleague, or the neighbor next door, or the housekeeping and food delivery service staff that the uncle had hired.

But looking at the salesman in front of him who put pink women's underwear on his head, Huang Xiaobei said that he was still younger after all.

Looking at the pink fat man he wore on top of his head without shame, looking at a pair of dark black black-rimmed glasses that he found out of nowhere, looking at the two mustaches that he pretended to put on his face.

Looking at the pervert's familiar yellow hair and good-looking Danfeng eyes, the muscles on Commissioner Huang's face twitched vigorously.

"Is there something wrong with this pervert?"

Chu Dagongzi, who was full of professional smiles, widened his Danfeng eyes hidden behind black-framed glasses for a moment, and his face was full of disbelief.

"You, how do you know it's me? Do I look that exposed?! ”

"Well, you, you don't actually look too revealing, but, but could you please take the things off your head first......."

When the eldest prince of Chu, who was dressed as a salesman, heard this, he first reached out and touched the pink fat on the top of his head, and then slapped Huang Xiaobei's shoulder with a righteous Ling Ran.

"It doesn't matter."

Nima, this is the most important thing!

Anyway, you shouldn't have walked to the community with a fat head on your head, right?!

Didn't anyone take you away as a pervert!

Mr. Chu ignored Huang Xiaobei, who was looking at him with garbage eyes, but took out twenty red tickets and smashed them on Huang Xiaobei's face.

After smashing people with money, the strength of Prince Chu to show off his wealth naturally came up again.

"I won't care about you eating with Yiyi without my permission today, but you have to cooperate with me to act in a play next, and if you act well, all the money is yours, and I can also add money to you depending on the plot."

Commissioner Huang looked at the red ticket in his hand and swallowed greedily, but he doubted what the scene in the mouth of this pervert was, so he had to put away the money first and said with a sneer.

"Well, why did you come to my house today?"

Master Chu tidied up his mustache and said very easily, "Oh, I squatted here last night." ”

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

Commissioner Huang was deeply shocked by Master Chu.

What did this pervert just say? He was squabbling here last night?

It can't be, it's not possible at all!

I didn't even know that the eldest lady would go home with me today, he found out last night? Nima doesn't have superpowers, right? Nima, a pervert, doesn't have superpowers, right?

Facing Huang Xiaobei's puzzled eyes, Master Chu proudly patted the dust of his inferior suit.

"As the saying goes, money can make grinding ghosts, Brother Rong told you a long time ago, Brother Rong is rich, but there is really nothing but money, as long as I have money, I can get anything I want."

But speaking of this, Master Chu's expression gradually deepened, and in Huang Xiaobei's eyes, he seemed to suddenly have a temperament that made people feel sad and pitying.

Sighing slightly, Prince Chu was extremely melancholy.

"Of course, although I am richer, my spirit is very empty, my empty soul is floating around like a homeless wild dog, and whenever this happens, I need to make up for the emptiness in my heart, you know? Whenever I feel Yiyi's fat clap on my head, my heart seems to have some kind of sustenance, and it is very peaceful. ”

As he spoke, Master Chu took off the fat on the top of his head and handed it to Huang Xiaobei.

"You've probably had a time when your heart was empty, right? Come, put this fat time on your head, and you will be much more comfortable. ”

Huang Xiaobei almost subconsciously took the fat ci in the hands of Master Chu, and then slowly put it on top of his head.

Commissioner Huang was moved by Mr. Chu's words, indeed, he also had times when his heart was extremely empty, but at this time, is it really just a matter of putting his underwear on his head?

You must know that it is not enough for a person to be materially satisfied, but spiritual satisfaction is perfect, and many people lack this spiritual satisfaction.

Isn't that exactly what happens to those who commit suicide because of depression?

Oh, I seem to understand what this means, what Senior Chu said, really, really...... It's really Nima's perversion to a certain level!!

A second before he was about to do some kind of unforgivable event, a second before he was about to awaken a special habit, Commissioner Huang brutally threw the fat man, who had been half on his head, to the ground.

"What a pervert this Nima! You bastard is starting to brainwash me again, isn't it!! ”

The next moment, the expression on Commissioner Huang's face froze.

Because he saw that Chu Dagongzi was holding a book called "Eighteen Methods of Hypnosis", scratching his ears and cheeks.

"How did it fail? Is it because my words are not moving enough? Or is his will too strong? No, this kind of perversion is generally very good at breaking through psychological defenses, not to mention what they have been longing for in their hearts, well, probably still can't learn it at home. ”

Master Chu waved his hand at Huang Xiaobei with a smile on his face, "I'm sorry, I just bought this book for three days, and I haven't practiced it well, next time, next time." ”

"I beg you to get out of ......."

Master Chu silently stretched out his hand.

"Then give me back the money."

Commissioner Huang gritted his teeth in sadness and smiled with tears in his eyes.

"Don't you still have to act? You start directing, I, I'm fully cooperating. ”

"Hey, that's right," Master Chu put his arm around Huang Xiaobei's shoulders and said with a smile, "Look at it, look at it, isn't this very OK to say, I'll give you an analysis and analysis, you see that now I have money and you lack money, why can we be a good partner, and even if you call me a wronged boss in your heart, I don't care, after all, you don't understand the world of rich people at all." ”

Seeing Huang Xiaobei standing at the door for a long time, Uncle Liu shouted with his rice bowl.

"Who's at the door?"

Huang Xiaobei was about to say, "It's a pervert," but unexpectedly, Chu Dagongzi immediately took out his mobile phone and quickly typed a line.

Staring at the contents of Mr. Chu's mobile phone, holding the banknotes in his pocket, Commissioner Huang, who was extremely tormented, sighed, and then scratched the corners of his face and read aloud like a repeater.

"Oh, nothing, it's a salesman for a company, and he's selling me a very good product from their company, and I think it's a good fit for Yiyi, so I want her to try it. In addition, this salesman looks very handsome, take a closer look, and Yiyi's eight characters are very consistent, it can really be described as a talented woman, made in heaven, like me, a dishwasher can only become a spare tire that can not be used in a lifetime, brackets, read well, to have a little feeling, read it to you to add money, brackets. ”

"Do you really have a bottom line for being a human being?"

After reading Director Chu's lines, Huang Xiaobei used not long ago, Deputy Minister Pierce looked at him with a look in his eyes, looked at Chu Dagongzi, and issued a soul-like torture.

"Do you really have a bottom line for being a human being?"

Faced with the soul-like torture of Commissioner Huang, Master Chu coughed lightly, and then the drama spirit possessed his body and shouted at the top of his voice

"Don't dare, don't dare! You've tormented me! Where am I so good, sir, you are really complimentary, you should come and see our company's products. ”

Old Uncle Liu turned his head strangely to stare at Huang Xiaobei who was standing at the door.

What the hell is this kid doing? It's all nonsense.

Miss Yiyi held her chin and sighed slightly.

It's really troublesome, it must have been secretly installed with a bugging device again.

I've found six, so how can there be any more?

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Do you really have a bottom line for being a human being?

As everyone knows, Huang Xiaobei's words are also asking himself.

Comrade Huang Xiaobei, Commissioner Huang, do you really have the bottom line of being a man?

Just for such a mere 2,000 yuan, you can say such unconscionable words, do you still have the bottom line of being a human being!

Just when Commissioner Huang felt extremely tormented, Mr. Chu put the mobile phone in front of him again, and when he saw the first sentence, Commissioner Huang smiled slightly, and immediately threw the four words of people's bottom line to the ends of the earth.

"That's right, I'll add a hundred yuan to you in a while, that, what is your company's product? How good is the quality? ”

Even if there was no audience, Chu Dagongzi also showed his professional ethics as a drama spirit, holding the pink fat ci that had just been thrown on the ground by Commissioner Huang in his hand, Chu Dagongzi shouted loudly as a salesman possessed.

"Sir, sir, take a good look, this is our company's latest women's underwear and clothing, today in order to celebrate the opening of our company, our boss decided to launch a trade-in activity, this opportunity is only one day, you must not miss it."

Commissioner Huang's reaction is generally slow, so when he heard that the underwear was being traded-in, he was just stunned, although he felt that something was not right, but he didn't have time to think about it.

Seeing that Mr. Chu put the latest lines in front of him, Commissioner Huang continued to read the Tao like a repeater.

"Oh, yes, such a good event, you can't miss it, after all, there is no store in this village, you wait, I'll go and bring you Yiyi's panties now and then ...... Die, you pervert!! ”

Commissioner Huang, who finally reacted, suddenly reached out and threw the two thousand yuan in his pocket into his face with tears.

Go to hell! Die, you filthy RMB!!

I won't steal the eldest lady's fat times for money!!

Get out of here! Get out of here, you filthy money!

Out of my sight, out of my sight! Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself!!