Why does Pope Taiyi frequently scream from men?

Why are women's underwear frequently stolen on Qingling Peak?

Why is there so much blood in the thatched house? Is all this a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation?

Time goes back to this morning, when the wind and the sun were beautiful.

………

In the early morning, the golden crow rises in the east, and the purple qi is full, which is a good time for the immortal cultivators to breathe in and practice qi.

As a top immortal cultivator, Pope Taiyi is naturally no exception.

Moreover, the fundamental classic of the Taiyi Pope, "Taiyi Sutra", has a soft spot for pure yang purple qi, and even has many derivative recipes that also prefer this pure yang purple qi.

As the morning bell rang, on the more than 100 spiritual peaks of the Taiyi Sect, one by one the disciples of the outer sect gathered on the Lingxia Rock to collect pure yang purple qi.

The purple gas of the rising east is full of light, and the entire Lingxia Rock is full of light, and the purple gas rises.

Chen Shijiao did not follow those brothers from the outer door to Lingxia Rock to meditate and practice qi, but lay alone in the bed and slept soundly.

After all, when Yingzheng was training last night, he needed to pay attention all the time, so he had no time to rest.

Besides, it's not a day or two since he Chen slept in, and it's not a bad day.

"Little junior brother?!"

"You're a lazy worm, you're really sleeping lazy again,..."

Master Chen was snoring soundly when suddenly a soft and pleasant voice pulled him out of the arms of the goddess of dreams.

"Who? Chickens croak in the morning. ”

Master Chen muttered fiercely, turned over to face the visitor with great reluctance, and then rubbed his sleepy eyes and glanced at the visitor.

"Division... Masters?! ”

Seeing the person coming clearly, Master Chen suddenly became clever and turned over.

Suddenly, Master Chen only felt a chill under him, and suddenly the morning breeze carried the spiritual dew and floated in slowly.

Master Chen was suddenly embarrassed, and hurriedly reached out to take the blanket and cover the [Autumn Light] that he had leaked, for fear that his senior sister would take advantage of it.

Since cultivating immortals, my waist is no longer sore, my legs don't hurt, and my old rheumatism has also healed.

The cold has become a thing of the past, so the blanket covered by Master Chen is only a thin small layer, and he relies on a thin blanket to cover his body on weekdays.

But this thin blanket couldn't cover Master Chen's majestic body at all, especially the big tent.

Master Chen's face turned red and said, "Master... Senior sister, how can you break into my room so recklessly, if you accidentally look at my body, are you responsible for me?

And isn't there a door, you won't knock on the door until you come in? ”

"Slightly, it seems that the little junior brother will be shy when he grows up."

The senior sister's face was full of banter, and seeing that Master Chen was unmoved, she said:

"Don't be blind, come with me to the master, the master has asked me to inform you, so that you can go to see her immediately.

The master also said that if you don't go, you will regret it...

Besides, it's not like I haven't seen your little short sister Ding, and she covers it like a baby... ”

Master Chen has been on Qingling Peak Mountain since he was three or five years old, and at that time, he was just a little kid in the eyes of everyone, and Yi Meng was naturally no exception, and he didn't have much scruples about Master Chen on weekdays.

So Yi Meng is really not joking, she is really familiar with Master Chen's body.

When Master Chen heard this, his face was embarrassed.

It took him a long time to squeeze out a few words: "Senior sister, can you go out first?" I'll change my clothes and come out again. ”

Yimeng did not back down at all, and said categorically:

"No, I'm going to watch you get up right here, and you'll be quick for me.

Otherwise...

Hmph, you know that. ”

As she spoke, Yimeng also raised her pair of pink fists at her, and the meaning was self-evident.

Looking at the pair of pink fists, Master Chen's fierce head was cold, and he dispelled the idea of speaking ill of each other in his heart.

Don't look at Yimeng as a girl, but if it really starts, the ten Chen masters are not opponents.

This Nizi, since she cultivated, she has really floated, and she doesn't even care about me, the leading brother.

The world is corrupt!

Master Chen smiled bitterly, the ghost knows how the master and her old man took apprentices, each one is more crooked than the other.

It's not serious.

"Senior sister, really can't?"

"If you can't, you can't."

Forehead.

Master Chen was a little helpless about the titular senior sister in front of him, but there was no way, who called her so coincidental that it was just a senior sister.

One day as a senior sister, a lifelong sister.

The senior sister's name is Yi Meng, her surname is unknown, she started a few years earlier than Master Chen, and now she seems to be a little master.

But when I first went up the mountain, I was in a different state from now, and I still looked like I would never grow up, and I followed him all day long, a live follower.

It's just that.

In the past two years, Yi Meng's cultivation has advanced by leaps and bounds, and he has faintly touched the barrier of the Jindan realm.

On the other hand, Master Chen's cultivation has plummeted.

Forever, ten thousand years are one, not to mention the Jindan realm, even the Yunling period has not been touched.

Since Yi Meng's talent was revealed, he was restrained by Li Cai'er's side, and he has been teaching hand-in-hand, and the time to meet Master Chen is getting less and less.

During the time when they didn't meet, Yimeng also grew up very fast, and it didn't take long for him to have the kind of temperament and majesty that belonged to his senior sister, which made it impossible for people to look at him directly.

Chen Shimeng shook his head helplessly, as if he had thought of something, he looked up at Yi Meng, and said with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth:

"There's no way, senior sister, you forced me."

Yimeng didn't care when he heard this, and put on a grimace to show his disdain.

Then he smiled at Master Chen:

"Slightly~"

"Okay, let this fairy come and see what you want to do, don't worry, this fairy will definitely not resist."

"Come on!"

As he spoke, Yi Meng crossed his hands on his hips and stared at Master Chen with wide eyes, wanting to see what tricks he was playing.

Master Chen spread his hands: "Senior sister, this is what you said, since this is the case, don't blame me."

"Phew! That demon girl, look at my Shaolin dragon claw hand! ”

He chuckled evilly, and then jerked out of the covers.

Regardless of whether the autumn light leaked or not, his hands stretched forward into claws, and struck towards Yimeng's chest with unrivaled might.

"Ah~"

Imu was shocked.

Where had she seen this battle on weekdays, and she was stunned by this sudden attack without noticing, and hurriedly protected her chest with her hands.

Suddenly, her delicate face without powder was full of panic, and her beautiful eyes were tightly closed, not daring to face the next scene.

However.

… After a few moments, the imaginary thing did not happen.

"Huh?? It's okay? ”

Yi Meng's eyes slowly opened, and a pair of eyes were clear and clear, as bright as stars.

Looking around, there is still the figure of Master Chen's murderer.

"Haha, senior sister, I'll go and say hello to the master first, goodbye to you..."

Far away, Master Chen's arrogant voice slipped into Yi Meng's ears unabashedly, how arrogant and arrogant the posture was, and the angry Yi Meng was about to explode.

"Chen, Shi, Fierce!"

Imon's angry straight stamping feet!

When he turned around, he wanted to chase him out with his sword and cut him a bloody man.

But thinking that she was also a lady anyway, and that the master and her old man must also be paying attention to this, he dispelled this thought, and sat alone in the room sulking.

It's three miles away from the thatched house.

Master Chen covered his ears with his hands while running wildly, he was really afraid that this eardrum would suddenly suffer a catastrophe one day and explode to his senior sister.

Seeing that Yimeng didn't chase him out, he breathed a sigh of relief:

"Senior sister is still that short-tempered, and she hasn't changed a little bit in more than ten years, and the entire Qingling Peak has been rounded up by her voice.

This is the real tiger, the live-action version of the tiger girl!

I don't want to think about it, I don't want to run away, my life matters. ”

Panting.

Master Chen ran fiercely for about three minutes, and finally came to the lobby of Qingling Peak, which was the place where Qingling Peak used to discuss matters.

It's just that it's a little deserted at the moment, and the number of people is too small.

At this time, the master had been sitting here for a long time, and he was still wearing a green blue shirt, as if he had just finished teaching his senior sister and his junior sister's morning class

The master's name is Li Cai'er, Cai'er's Cai'er's, Cai'er's child. Truth be told, the name still sounds a little funny.

However, no one dared to mention this funny name in front of the master, including Master Chen, who has always been bold, did not have the courage.

Besides, even if he had the guts, it wouldn't be imported!

Because of the name Li Cai'er, in the last years, a sword once shone Kyushu, and a person and a sword slaughtered a demon gate.

Until now, the blood stains in the demon gate have not dried up, and there is a smell of blood everywhere, and no one dares to pull the tiger's whiskers at such a time.

As for why the master was so impulsive, Master Chen didn't know.

But.

Master Chen knew that since that incident, the master has changed from a cute little junior sister to a cold senior sister.

The name Li Caier has also been forgotten since then, and it is estimated that even the master himself has forgotten his original name now.

"Good morning, master, apprentice Master Chen is here to greet your old man."

In the face of this explosive master, Master Chen was still a little empty, and he put away the giggle at the beginning, his expression was serious and serious.

Li Cai'er looked at Master Chen with a smile: "Boy, is it really that good in the morning?" ”

"Well, that's... That"

Master Chen was embarrassed, and he couldn't find anything to say for a while, this master was really skinny.

If he replied that the morning was fine, would he have to explain why he slept lazily?

But if the answer is not good, then what is it that I just said, teasing the cheap master Li Caier?

He didn't carry this pot, and he didn't dare to carry it.

"I won't tease you, look at your cowardice, since you're here, just sit over there!"

"Yes, master." Master Chen replied, and then casually found a chair to sit on.

The atmosphere in the hall was a little heavy, Li Caier didn't speak, and Chen Shizhuo couldn't find a topic to insert.

When I was young, I saw Li Caier raise the teacup on the table, her lips lightly, and she took a sip.

Then his eyes looked at Master Chen, and he asked softly:

"Shi'er, do you know what it means to ask Yimeng to summon you for your teacher?"

Forehead!

Shi'er ......

Master Chen was stunned for a while, not knowing what to say.

But it's no wonder to others, it's just that his name is really not easy to call.

After Li Cai'er had eaten a few deflated meals, she simply called him Shi'er, and occasionally changed back to the real name a few times.

Li Cai'er's question was a little confusing to him.

Suppressing the doubts in his heart, he replied honestly: "The disciple doesn't know, please ask the master to show me." ”

Li Caier did not answer directly, but changed her style and asked:

"As a teacher, I ask you, how long have you been here with me?"

Master Chen replied: "Back to the master, the apprentice has been on the mountain for fifteen years. ”

Hearing this, Li Caier sighed and looked outside.

That was the direction of the Taiyi Pope's mountain gate.

Then, there seemed to be a flash of light in her eyes, which was a kind of lonely sadness.

Li Cai'er's face became a little pale: "Oh? Fifteen spring and autumn, time flies so fast, dozens of years have passed in a trance, and the naughty children at the beginning have grown up now..."

sighed with emotion, and then Li Caier stared at Master Chen with a smile and asked:

"Then you tell the master, what realm are you now?"

"This...?"

Master Chen didn't answer, saying Master, you are talking to death.

He really didn't want to mention this matter about his own realm, if he stayed on this immortal mountain for the past fifteen years, he was also happy, and he had fun on the grass every day, which was much more interesting than in that world in his previous life.

It's just that this realm has always been a hard wound, and it has never been loosened in the slightest.

Even if it is the only micro-end realm, it was the old emperor Qin Shi Huang who worked hard to break through the monsters.

When Li Cai'er saw Master Chen's fierce appearance, she thought that he was playing some bad intentions again, and she was not angry, so she couldn't smile bitterly:

"What the man's twist and kneading looks like, in fact, I know if you don't say it.

Still, I'd like to hear what you tell me for myself. ”

Chen Shimeng smiled helplessly, Li Caier had already said it to such a point, he didn't say no now.

"Back to the master's words, the apprentice is not talented, and he has failed the master's hard work, and now he can reach the threshold of the late stage of enlightenment, and he has not yet entered the realm of fetal breath."

After Chen Shimeng finished speaking, he felt that his face was a little red, which was really embarrassing.

The realm of cultivation begins with the enlightenment, flourishes in Jindan, and finally the avenue.

Enlighten the spirit, open the spirit of all things, gather the spirit of heaven and earth, and consolidate its own foundation.

Although the realm of enlightenment sounds good, it is also lofty.

But.

In this era with a strong immortal atmosphere, even a pig can easily enter the realm of enlightenment after cultivating for more than ten years!

It can be seen from this that he has been cultivating immortals for more than ten years, and he has been in the late stage of enlightenment, how embarrassing it must be.

You must know that among the disciples who entered with him, the lowest cultivation level also stepped into the middle and late stage of Yunling.

Even, there are many talented people who are secretly preparing to attack Jindan Avenue.

Imu is a prime example of this, no, positive teaching materials to be exact!

"Is that really the case?"

Li Cai'er smiled bitterly after hearing this, and then muttered to herself, her eyes still dimmed again.

She knows Master Chen's qualifications, and it is not bad to have such a cultivation realm.

Although this life has nothing to do with the Great Road, it is not a waste.

A lot of longevity has been added, no matter how you look at it, it has been earned.

Her eyes looked at Master Chen again, and Li Caier's eyes clearly did not have a little expectation, but a little more sadness, tenderness, and reluctance.

"Master, in a year, it will be the great competition of our Taiyi Pope's peaks, and there will be senior brothers from each peak going together..."

Master Chen was a little puzzled, what did the cheap master suddenly say about this?

"Master, didn't you tell me that this peak is more than before, it doesn't make any sense, let me not go?

Why are you taking me there this time? ”

Although Master Chen had doubts on his face, he actually had a few bad guesses in his heart.

Sure enough, I only heard Li Cai'er continue: "The teacher plans to bring you over, and at that time, some disciples of the sect who have no hope of cultivation will choose to return to the world, so you can find an opportunity to go down the mountain with them..."

Down?

He hasn't left the Taiyi Pope for more than ten years, and he hasn't even been out of Qingling Peak a few times, if he goes down the mountain, there is no certainty at all where he will go, and he may starve to death on the streets one day.

Moreover, this Qingling Peak was already the root of Master Chen's murder.

Born from a tree, it naturally has to return to its roots when it grows up.

Parents are here, how can they travel far away?!

When Master Chen heard this, he was anxious, and he didn't care about anything else, so he hurriedly protested loudly: "Master?!" Down?! ”

"No, I'm not going down."

Li Cai'er didn't give any explanation, just scolded: "Okay, you kid, what are you doing with a bitter face, you don't know you kid yet?"

You little flower intestine chicken thief, even if you go down the mountain, you can probably live a good life without my protection.

I can't say that I can still uncover the uprising, and be the emperor of the mortal world, but I will be happy to be free for a lifetime. ”

Looking at Master Chen's fierce appearance, Li Caier suddenly became angry.

But after thinking about it, I found that the mundane people under the mountain are indeed suitable for Master Chen's temperament.

"Master, can you not go?"

Chen Shijiao felt that he could save it again.

Although the bottom of the mountain is good, it is not as good as this Qingling Peak, and the place without the master and sister is no different from the iceberg, so how can he stay.

"Can't!"

Li Caier didn't let go in the slightest, even if she was reluctant to do so.

"Can't you be accommodating?"

Master Chen was still a little reluctant to give up, and continued to try.

Li Cai'er still shook her head, without the slightest intention of relenting: "Silly apprentice, the master asked you to go down the mountain for your own good, you were still young a few years ago, and it is nothing to stay on this Qingling Peak."

But you're a big guy now, and it's a waste of your youth to stay here to stay here.

It's better to be a Taiping Emperor to be at ease, three palaces and six courtyards, isn't this what you have always expected?

If you continue to stay on this cold Qingling Peak, after a hundred years, you will only be a handful of loess, why do you suffer? ”

When Master Chen heard this, he looked up at Li Cai'er and said firmly:

"Master, if the apprentice doesn't leave, even if he stays on this Qingling Peak for the rest of his life to be a miscellaneous worker, the apprentice won't leave anyway."

Anyway, he has already decided, unless it is a force majeure factor.

For example, Li Caier knocked him unconscious and took him away, otherwise, he would never leave.

Yo he!

Your kid's skin is hard, isn't it? The old lady is so good that you can't listen to it, right?

"Humph! Ridiculous, just with your slight cultivation, if you really stay on this mountain, when a scuffle breaks out, what can you do except add a corpse here? ”

Seeing that the soft one didn't work, Li Caier was ready to come to the hard one, and the small universe exploded directly.

Immediately, she waved her hand and slammed the teacup on the table, staring at Master Chen viciously, quite a posture of staging a full martial arts at any time.

Seeing this posture, Master Chen shrank his head and was immediately stunned.

Come on, in the final analysis, this is still a problem of Master Chen's cultivation realm, but this is his most unsolvable problem.

He also knew his own situation, and he was a waste of cultivation.

No!

It is a bit insulting to say that it is waste wood, and these two words are not even able to do the basic Bigu after decades of cultivation.

If this was known by the people in the previous life, they would not be ashamed to find a piece of tofu and kill it.

"Yes, master, disciple is taught."

Although Chen Shijiao is extremely reluctant, he can only do this at present, and if he continues to fight, it is nothing more than a full martial arts.

At the same time, a warm current flowed in his heart.

Chen Shijiao knew that this was Li Caier who cared about him.

If you change to a really old-fashioned and ruthless person, who will care if you are dead or alive.

However, this cultivation is indeed a little unbearable, not to mention others, even he himself is despised.

Of course, this is the superficial situation, and the true situation of Master Chen's body is known only to him.

Seriously, what he cultivates is not immortals and Taos at all, but himself.

At the moment of the hole card, no one in the entire Taiyi Pope, even the entire Qingzhou or even the entire Jiexuan Continent, could catch his slap.

However, that's the case of the hole card, and it's one thing for the devil to know if the hole card can be blown or not.

Alas!

Master, aren't you obviously trying to force me to make a big move?

Master Chen sighed fiercely, feeling that there was no hope in life again.

Li Cai'er said: "Okay, if it's okay, go down, I'm a little tired of being a teacher, and I want to rest for a while." ”

Seeing that Chen Shijiao did not disobey her this time, Li Caier was also a little happy, but at the same time, she was also a little disappointed in her heart.

This child who has been raised for more than ten years is suddenly getting married, and no one will be in a good mood.

"Master, the apprentice still has important matters to discuss with you."

Knowing that things can't be violated, Master Chen doesn't plan to resist anymore, but if the light doesn't work, we can come to the dark.

immediately changed her face, ran to Li Cai'er's side, and gently beat her calf with her little hand.

Li Cai'er was not angry, and scolded with a smile, "You kid is really good at coming to trouble, and it's really right to say that you are a thief." ”

"Hey, hey! Or the master understands me. ”

"Say, what is the bad thing this time?"

Li Cai'er held her forehead, and instantly became familiar: "Silly boy, did you secretly hide your senior sister's underwear again?" Or did you peek at your sister taking a bath again and were discovered?

Let's talk about it first, I can promise you anything, but don't think about anything involving your senior sister..."

Chen Shizhuo's inattentive thing has not been encountered once or twice by Li Caier over the years, so she is very familiar with this kind of thing, and even the process can be written with her eyes closed.

Master, it's embarrassing for you to say that.

"Slander, absolutely slander, how could such an upright and good man as me do such a thing, it is definitely my senior sister who slanders me and wants to destroy my innocence."

Master Chen shook his head like a rattle.

Fight to death and don't admit it!