What is the most painful thing in life?

In front of the public, after strongly saying "put on" to an uncle who was stripping and taking off his pants, in a group of onlookers watching the girl's "Is it an attack?" "They must be ......" and so on, it is difficult to remain calm.

Some people may say, then don't say anything about "putting it on".

Not to mention putting it on, let him look at the uncle who only wears underwear, and it will be even more difficult for him to keep calm and good.

No, it's not that he's excited about an uncle who only wears underwear, although there is no rejection of philosophy, but that's limited to philosophy ♂ and not coming to him.

From the point of view of the non-viewer, he does not exclude me.

A man who looked like a philosophical researcher was coquettish in front of him, and the Qin people refused.

At the strong request of Qin Ren's expressionless face, the man put on his clothes-

Suit pants + shirt + white coat.

"What's your name?"

Qin Ren said in the tone of a member of the Discipline Commission, and then controlled the sand and took out a palm-sized notebook and a pen from his pocket that he usually didn't use:

"Intentional nudity in a public place is a violation of ......"

"I just think it's too hot." The man sighed, "My name is Junsheng Kiyama. ”

Mr. Kiyama, do you own a brewery? How much is a bundle?

Because it is Chinese simplified, what the other party says is also pure Chinese, and pure life......

Compared to cooked beer, it is true that most pure draft beers are better to taste.

In order to hide the fact that he had never written in this notebook at all, the Qin people deliberately controlled the sand and turned it to the middle, and they had to use the sand to grab the pen and write the name of "Mushan Chunsheng" on it.

But!

He suddenly thought of a question-

That is, in his eyes, everything in this world is Chinese.

But is what he writes a reciprocal translation in the eyes of others?

Is the whole world patched with simplified Chinese, or is he the only one who is equipped with VNR or Chinese translation software such as Meow Translation and iFLYTEK?

This is a profound question.

Before, when he wrote his name, it was written in English.

Azir's English name is Azir, and Ezreal's name is Ezreal.

When he wrote his name, it was "Ezirqin".

During this time, there was no written test or writing session, and he did not pay attention to these things at all.

So......

Don't write it.

"Alright then, there's no next time." Qin Ren took back the notebook and pen with an expressionless face, as if his attitude had softened.

"Thank you so much." Mushan Junsheng looked weak, patted his mouth with his right hand, and yawned, "I can't find where the parking lot is, can you help me find it?" ”

No, Mr. Mushan, you've become a man, and you can change the point of being confused, and the confusion attribute is a cute point in a woman, and it's not a cute point in an uncle.

Qin Ren turned his head, and his expressionless and indifferent eyes swept over the female students who were still around:

"Do any of you know where this person parked? He doesn't remember. ”

The expressionless Qin people didn't look very easy to get along with, and their indifferent tone didn't sound very easy to get along with, and they had the feeling of an inexplicable big man.

When he turned his head to speak to the crowd, some of them turned away directly.

There are only a few girls left who are more good, including the two girls who like to gossip just now.

After a few words of discussion, several girls came to a conclusion.

"I don't know at all."

"There are ten parking lots nearby."

"Well, there are east, west, north, south, and every direction."

Several of the girls had big smiles on their faces.

"...... "What's the use of asking you!?"

Qin Ren forcibly resisted the idea of complaining, and turned his head to look at Mushan Chunsheng.

It was at this time that he saw a man.

By the way, you can let him find it.

As he thought so, he used sand to condense in the air in the shape of a big-eyed frog.

It's like a frog toy.

To be precise, this thing is called Quack.

Then he saw a girl with short brown hair walking quickly.

"Hello, discharge little girl." The Qin people said hello and dispersed the sand.

"Ah...... You made it. Mikoto Misaka reluctantly glanced at where the sand had dispersed, "Also, don't call me that." ”

"Okay, can you help find out where this uncle parked his car?"

While saying this, the Qin people paid attention to Mushan Chunsheng's reaction.

When the other party saw Mikoto Misaka, his pupils shrank obviously.

Although it was only for an instant, this reaction disappeared, and his expression changed back to his original languid and sleepy appearance.

"Huh? Why should I help you? Mikoto Misaka crossed her hands on her hips and looked impatient.

"Oh, is it? Then I can only ask Shirai. The Qin people condensed the grains of sand and took out their mobile phones from their pockets.

Hearing Shirai, Mikoto Misaka couldn't help but be stunned.

Although the guy's brain was broken when he was born in his mother's womb, there is no doubt that Shirai Kuroko has been too busy lately to give her more work.

Sister Pao, who felt sorry for Kuroko, thought in her heart

"You're too insidious, Izrche." Mikoto Misaka gritted her teeth and glared at Qin Ren and said.

"It's a rational use of resources." Qin replied expressionlessly.

Lao Tzu still has to persuade people to be kind, how can he have time to help an uncle find a car.

Forget about Kiyama Chunsheng, it's a royal sister anyway, but Kiyama Chunsheng.... I beg your pardon for refusing.

"Damn." Mikoto Misaka muttered, and a few arcs of electricity popped up on her head, but if she didn't help, this person would go to trouble Kuroko.

As a person in the same dormitory, she has noticed that Kuroko is very tired because of her frequent use of ability, and even the "normal" behavior of trying to get close to her and sleep in the same bed with him before going to bed every day is gone, so you can imagine how tired she is.

But Mikoto Misaka also knows that Kuroko doesn't like to let her help, and even treats her wounds from her.

Mikoto Misaka, who feels sorry for Kuroko, still wants to help her, and it would be nice to be able to reduce her work a little.

But..... This does not mean that she is willing to be threatened like this by others!

"By the way, I went to eat a croquette yesterday and gave me a little ornament, you either?"

Qin Ren said suddenly.

It's useless for him to ask for this thing, so it's better to give it to Sister Pao.

Speaking of frogs...... It's violent.

When Qin Ren sighed in his heart, Mikoto Misaka's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this.

"It's okay, you don't need to give any gifts for this little favor."

"That's not it? That's it. ”

"Huh! Wait, you don't want it anyway, just give it to me, Kuroko likes this thing. ”

"Kuroko?"

"Uh, yes! Kuroko loves this stuff very much. ”

"Oh, that's okay, I didn't expect Sister Shirai to be so naïve."

“..... yes, yes, it's naïve, ahahaha......."

Qin Ren looked at Mikoto Misaka who was smiling dryly, looking up at the sky, this creature is too weird.

In real life, the tsundere attribute is not likable.

At least he felt that the tsundere attribute thief Jill was in trouble.

Compared with Sister Pao, he thinks Sister Pao is better.

Speaking of which, the Absolute Ability Program ..... Who the hell is cloned?

Brother Cannon or Sister Cannon