Loki smashed through the roof of the gloomy church and fell heavily to the ground, holding his old waist for a long time and unable to get up.

"That damn woman, I'm going to make her pay!"

As soon as his voice fell, a big bald head appeared in his field of vision, with a simple face on the bald head, and asked kindly: "Hey, brother, I saw you fall from the sky, are you okay?" ”

Loki had time to look left and right, and saw that it was a simple and heavy hall, and couldn't help but wonder: "What kind of place is this?" ”

There was an imperceptible glint in his bald eyes, and he said with a smile: "This is the secluded church of Losric. ”

"Lothric?" Loki was confused for a moment: "I have never heard this name in the Nine Realms. ”

"I haven't heard of the Nine Realms either." The bald head said kindly: "Don't worry, brother. The people of Loslick are simple and hospitable, and they are sure to make you feel the warmth of fire. ”

Loki was unfamiliar with life, and he still counted on this bald head to be a guide, so he laughed twice, and said with a grateful look: "That's great, my name is Loki, what's your name?" ”

The bald head also smiled and said, "My name is Patch, hello, Brother Loki." ”

Loki also said, "Hello, Brother Patch. ”

The two shook hands, both of them were smiling and looking like kind and good people. But as soon as they turned their heads, they thought at the same time: "This idiot laughs so stupidly, it must be easy to deceive!" ”

So the two good brothers smiled again, looking like they hated each other.

Loki asked, "Brother Patch, what are you doing here?" ”

Patch leaned over and whispered, "I don't tell him that I'm here to hunt for treasure!" ”

Loki didn't care and said, "What good things can be in this kind of backcountry." In this case, as long as you can send me out, when I return to Asgard, you can choose one of the treasures in the God-King's treasury. ”

Patch shook his head honestly: "That's not good, you're my friend, I should help you go home, how can you accept gifts." Bear with me a little longer, and I'll take you out of the church when I find the treasure. ”

You don't want anything from the God-King's Treasury, are you stupid? Loki secretly scolded the countryman in his heart for being a countryman, and he couldn't tell the difference between good and bad, so that his superb deception was useless.

The two of them walked and stopped all the way to a high platform, and Patch pointed to the high platform opposite and said, "Look, the treasure is on the other side, and I will send you out after I get it." ”

Loki couldn't help but smile, "Then what are you waiting for, Brother Patch, go quickly." ”

But Patch was embarrassed and said: "Brother Loki, to be honest, I have a very serious fear of heights, if you want to go to the opposite platform, you have to walk through this narrow corridor, do you see the giant next to you, it is the guard of the treasure, if you fall down, he will eat it." ”

Loki took a look, and saw that seven or eight meters below there was indeed a giant with iron chains squatting in the dark mud, saying that it was a giant, but in fact, it was not too tall, at most three or four meters, and in Loki's eyes, the other party's intelligence was definitely not high, and there was no threat to him.

Thinking that there was a huge Asgard waiting for him to inherit, Loki really didn't want to waste time in this place, so he simply said: "I don't have a fear of heights, I'll help you get the treasure." ”

Patch looked grateful, and said in shame, "That's embarrassing, it's such a dangerous thing." ”

Loki said impatiently, "It's not dangerous, just remember to take me out of the church after you get the treasure." ”

"Don't worry, wrap it up on me!"

Loki nodded, flicked his cloak and walked down the narrow aisle. The walkway is only less than half a meter wide, and it is indeed terrible in the eyes of normal people, but Loki has played with Brother Hammer since he was a child, and he has never done anything to steal chickens and dogs, and is he still afraid of a single wooden bridge?

He strode forward, out of the spirit of Asgard, out of the bearing of Asgard, wanting to habitually make some Asgardian speeches, and as soon as he took a breath, he almost stumbled down the aisle.

"Damn it!" Loki frowned, squinted his eyes, tears flowed down his face, and said while retching, "What does this smell like, it's too spicy for eyes!" ”

Patch pointed to the dark mud beneath the giant's feet and said, "It's the smell of giant dung." Brother, didn't I tell you? ”

"You absolutely don't!" Loki clutched his nose, but the smell seemed to penetrate his skin, burrowing into his body all the time. "No, it smells so disgusting, I'm going back!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the walkway under his feet suddenly shook and began to fall slowly.

Loki was shocked, there was a giant under the aisle, and under the giant was mud, and under the mud...... That's all!

"What's going on, what's going on?" Loki didn't want to get into the, he panicked and shouted, "Brother Patch, why am I descending, think of a way!" ”

Patch studied it for a moment and said, "Looks like you ran into something, Brother Loki, you were so careless!" ”

Is it still my problem?

Loki is going crazy: "Anyway, hurry up and stop this damn descent, shit is going to be overflowing!" ”

"I'm trying, I'm trying, learn from me to be calm, Brother Loki!"

It's not that you got into the, of course you're calm!

Scolding the mother to scolding the mother, but the descent did not stop at all, Loki still fell helplessly into the dung pit, and as soon as the sticky touch poured into his brain, he vomited.

But the giant didn't want to, you went into my toilet without my consent and spit in it, you are killing yourself!

The giant slowly stood up, and Loki had to endure his nausea and prepare for battle, or rather he wanted to use the fight to forget about the damn touch.

But the giant obviously has a lot of experience in dung pit fighting, and he doesn't punch or kick, but raises his hand and slaps it on the mud, and it is overwhelming, and Loki really understands what it means to get a handful of on his head.

"!" Loki yelled, "There's a piece of in my mouth!" ”

Before he could finish his last words, a fat, round, calf-sized maggot baby leaped out of the mud, opened its mouthparts full of round teeth, and put it on Loki's head with a chirp.

The screaming stopped abruptly, and Loki spread his hands and ran wildly in the with a baby maggot swaying in the wind on his head, and then fell down with a bang against the wall, slowly drowning in and not knowing what to do.

Seeing that he had only one palm exposed, Patch threw out the rope and dragged him up.

"Brother Loki, hold on, I'm here to save you!"

Patch slashed the baby maggot with a sword, scooping Loki out of the yellow bodily fluids, shaking and shouting, "Brother Loki, are you alright?" ”

Loki came to his senses, threw himself into Rocky's arms, and cried with a whoa.

I cried a few times, and then threw up again.

His face turned blue and he said weakly, "Brother Patch, why do I feel so uncomfortable?" ”

Patch said as a matter of course: "Because the giant's is poisonous, didn't I say that?" ”

You absolutely not!

Loki is going crazy, what the hell is Loslick, not only, but also poison in, and the warmth of fire?

"Okay, okay, there's a well outside the church, I'll take you to wash."

"Thank you so much, Brother Patch."

"We are good brothers, we don't need to thank you."

Turning around all the way, Loki also saw an old man in a red hat lying on the ground, thinking about the idol, and finally walked out of the dark church twenty minutes later, and saw the well that he had been longing for for a long time.

Patch said while fetching water, "Brother Loki, why are you still stunned, take off your dirty clothes." ”

"But ......"

"It's nothing, everyone is a man, why are you shy. It's coming off! ”

Loki was right when he thought about it, and took off his hands on his crotch, sneering.

Patch looked up and down and smiled, "Brother Loki is in good shape." Come, stand next to the well, bend down, and I'll help you wash the dirt off your head first. ”

"Thank you, Brother Patch, when I get back to Asgard, I'll reward you greatly!" Loki said as he walked over to the well, bent over, and pouted.

But instead of the imaginary refreshing well water, Patsy's sarcastic laughter said, "I'm sorry, Brother Loki, you'll probably never get back to your Asgard!" ”

"Huh?"

Before Loki could react, Patchy lifted his big foot and kicked it hard on Loki's white ass and balls, and then Loki swooped and plunged headlong into the deep well that had long since dried up.

"Patch, I won't let you go, swear in Asgard's name, I will never let you go!"

"You're not the first person to say that to me, Brother Loki, and I took you out of the church as promised, and I wish you a great day in your new home."

As soon as Patchy finished speaking, there was a loud bang at the back door of the dark church, followed by a huge flame that shot into the sky.

"Obediently, those two princesses are serious, it is not appropriate to stay here for a long time, they slipped away."

With that, he picked up Loki's expensive outfit and ran.

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Someone told me that I need to ask for a ticket to collect when I recommend it.,Then I'll ask for it.。。