Chapter 143 Do you like to eat so much?
"Doctor, I'm dead, right? I just felt like I was seeing death, huh? ”
The sallow-faced Commissioner Huang was lying on the hospital bed, hanging a hanging bottle, and hummed at the doctor next to him.
Lao Wei's eyes were open in a daze, and his hands were clutching the air in front of him.
"Where am I, am I still alive? Linlin? Linlin, are you there? ”
The little nurse next to him hurriedly pressed his hand with the hanging bottle on the bed.
As a result, Wesling directly hugged the little nurse in his arms.
"Oh, Linlin, you're here, well, I haven't seen you for a few months, and your figure has gotten better again."
Master Sun snorted in a delirious voice.
"Big brother, I seem to have seen my sister-in-law."
Even though the Maozi brothers washed their stomachs and washed until they collapsed, they still did not change their nature and shouted in a low voice.
"Please bring me my vodka."
Tang Seng lay on the bed with a cigarette in his mouth, swallowing clouds and spitting out fog in great fear.
"I almost thought I was back in the west."
"No smoking in the sir's ward!"
"I'm sorry sorry female donor, oh female donor, the poor monk's chest hurts a little, can you help me rub it, just use your little hands with ice muscles and jade bones."
Chu Zifeng quietly stared at Chu Qianqian beside him, and said extremely shamelessly.
"Actually, it tastes pretty good, and next time I work hard, I should do better."
Chu Qianqian knocked off the paws of her shameless brother who wanted to touch her little hand.
Looking at the chaotic ward, Carl looked up at the ceiling and sighed softly.
"An unimaginable bowl of porridge, and I also feel sad for the judges of the upcoming competition."
Saying that, Carl pushed his sunglasses, very helpless.
"Senior Weslin, please let go of the nurse in your arms, and also take down the hand that touched someone's buttocks, Master Chen, please stop your hooliganism, Xiao An, don't drink now, bear with me, Zifeng....... You do it anyway. ”
Carl, who is like a mother, has a headache and restrains a group of bastards in the room, making them restrain their nature a little.
Facing the shouting of each of the seven people, and then looking at the two hooligans who were obviously taking advantage of the opportunity, the doctor rolled his eyes and stared at the test report in his hand.
"It's okay, it's just food poisoning, it's not serious, after washing the stomach, it's good to hang some hanging bottles."
After speaking, the doctor stared at the seven eldest brothers lying in front of him with a magical expression.
"But do you all like to eat that much? Also, you, how did you wash out two whole swallows in your stomach? Even if it's a smug bite, it won't even pick up the hair, right? ”
Huang Xiaobei looked at Miss Yiyi, who was sitting on the edge of his bed and was weaving a double ponytail for herself, and laughed miserably.
I'm so proud of this...... I can't think of it!
Seeing that Huang Xiaobei and the others responded to him with silence, the doctor shook his head and sighed, feeling extremely new about this world.
To be honest, the first time he saw Carl's seven of them's test report, the doctor was stupid at the time.
After so many years of medical practice, it's the first time I've seen someone willing to eat?!
That's not an exaggeration.
When I washed the stomach of these big brothers half an hour ago, it was really like washing out a lump of, and the nurses in the gastric lavage room were both swoon, and the was not an ordinary stench.
I wonder how they got into their stomachs.
The most powerful is the one who is being tied with a double ponytail by his girlfriend, this grandson is even more powerful, not only has the most feces in his stomach, but also is willing to eat whole swallows, or the kind that doesn't even pick up the hair, and swallows it raw directly into the stomach.
The doctor was amazed.
Live a long time, live a long time.
This vast world is really special.
Looking at the test report in his hand again, the doctor touched his chin, and the expression on his face couldn't help but be suspicious.
"However, if you want to say, I'm not sure, although the ingredients are very similar to human excrement, but more of them seem to have a little crane top red ingredients, not much, only a little bit."
The doctor put down the test report in his hand and looked at the seven eldest brothers very sincerely.
"Can you tell me what you ate?"
The seven of them looked at Miss Yiyi silently.
"How the hell did you make a pot of Crane Ding Red out of the ingredients of Eight Treasure Bird's Nest Porridge?"
Facing everyone's resentful eyes, Miss Yiyi playfully spit out her little tongue.
"People, people just think that if you add a little Chinese medicine appropriately, it will become a good medicinal diet, it's a big deal, it's a big deal if you don't put Chinese medicine next time."
Commissioner Huang stared at the eldest lady who was cute and begged for mercy with his extremely fascinated eyes.
"Where did you find the Chinese medicine?"
Miss Yiyi raised her chin and thought about it.
"I just went to the pharmacy and pointed out those Chinese medicines that I thought were very handsome, and I bought them back."
The minds of the seven people instantly came up with the names of traditional Chinese medicine that could make people vomit and diarrhea for several days after eating, and it was estimated that the medicinal effect would be much stronger when mixed together.
Thinking of this, the seven people touched their chins very tacitly.
How exactly did we survive?
Seeing that everyone's expressions were very low, Miss Yiyi sweetly compensated everyone.
"I'm sorry, people don't have much experience in cooking for the first time, next time, next time when everyone is discharged from the hospital, they will definitely study it well and strive to make a table of hearty food for you."
Seven people, look at me, I'll look at you, Huang Xiaobei simply waved his hand at the doctor.
"Doctor, Ming'er has booked seven beds, and we can probably still come."
"Hey, why are you going so far, tomorrow's meal will be delicious."
Looking at Miss Yiyi, who had already started to study with Chu Luoli next to her, what kind of meal would be better tomorrow, Commissioner Huang's heart was really not an ordinary worry.
The eldest lady's cooking is unpalatable, he is not unprepared.
The things made by the eldest lady can scare people to death, and he is not unprepared.
It is worth mentioning that when he saw the bowl of "gurgling" constantly bubbling black bubbling with an unknown sticky object, Huang Xiaobei's heart was not too surprised
But what really didn't make him think was that the things made by the eldest lady could actually eat people into the hospital! It's still the kind of realm that can't get better without stomach lavage!
The most important thing is that there are seven people in this room, especially four vampires! There is also a bastard who looks like a high-ranking monk.
The things made by the eldest lady can actually get them all to get food poisoning, how tough must this be!
Anyway, she's just making poison, right? Anyway, she's just going to poison us, right?
As soon as he remembered the ordeal he had just experienced when he was lavaging his stomach, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but shudder.
Looking at Miss Yiyi, who was studying making a big meal, such as making roast suckling pig, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but shed a cold sweat.
Why do you still participate in a cooking competition for the eldest lady's cooking skills? Don't worry about whether the master spent money to buy the judges, even if the master really spent money to win the judges, but, what if the judges finish eating the food on the front foot, and give the eldest lady a pass for the sake of money, and the back foot is directly pulled into the hospital by an ambulance?
Commissioner Huang laughed.
"That's interesting."
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In the ward, Huang Xiaobei and a few people were still humming and chirping, and they were hanging, when Dao Ye walked in with the fifth master and the seventh master.
As soon as he entered the ward, the seventh master smiled.
"Okay, our brother just got out of the hospital in the morning, and you came in in the afternoon, why are you going to pack someone else's hospital recently, right?"
Well, don't forget, the seventh master and they all foamed at the drink the day before yesterday, and they rested in the hospital for more than a day before being discharged.
No, their wave of people has just been discharged from the hospital on the front foot, and Huang Xiaobei on the back foot has gone in again.
What a fate to speak of.
Dao Ye came to Master Sun and Carl's side and inquired about the incident in detail.
When he heard that the eldest lady's cooking skills had reached the strength of the Five Poisons Sect Leader, Dao Ye nodded with a smile.
Master Sun looked at Dao Ye's gloating look, and was a little confused.
"Big brother, you didn't eat what Yiyi made, so you can laugh, right? Would you like to try it again now? There's also half a pot, but you need to heat it, because it's already solidified on its own, and you can smash it with a hammer. ”
Dao Ye looked at Miss Yiyi, who was holding a Tanmei novel next to him and began to read the plot aloud to Huang Xiaobei, with a happy look on her face, and whispered to Carl and Master Sun.
"What schadenfreude, I came up with a good idea."
Dao Ye smiled triumphantly, what a proud person.
Master Sun looked at the smile on Dao Ye's face, and completely pulled down his face.
Have you had a great idea over the years?
Don't mention anything else, just look at the recent this, go to the dead boy and ask Yiyi's wishes, good guy, it doesn't matter if you ask, you almost lost the whole hotel!
"What kind of moth and bad idea did you come up with?" Master Sun stared at his eldest brother with resentment on his face, and he was ready to be cheated by him again.
Dao Ye ignored Master Sun's resentful appearance, sat on the edge of Master Sun's bed with a happy face, stared at Carl and Master Sun and whispered.
"Listen to me, I really came up with a great idea this time!"
Master Sun and Carl stared at Dao Ye intently, and under the expectant gaze of the two, Dao Ye clapped his hands fiercely, secretly happy.
"I've decided to open another one or two for our hotel!"
As soon as Dao Ye's words fell, Master Sun and Carl (pretended) looked at Dao Ye with admiration.
"High! It's really high! Big brother, you're too powerful, no, but ....... How much does it cost? ”
Master Sun was frightened by Daoye's good idea, because it was really good, but it would cost a lot of money.......
Hearing this, Dao Ye coughed embarrassedly.
"This, money, must be spent, for example, to find a ready-made five-star hotel and discuss with them to change the name temporarily, so that we can sign up, but the chefs have it, this money can be saved."
Dao Ye smiled slightly, "I've been busy with this all day today, Lao Li, do you remember?" When the hotel opened, this old immortal gave us two broken flower baskets, I contacted him today, and he was willing to help them do this favor and let his hotel temporarily change to Feilong Hotel. ”
The expression on Dao Ye's face was a little sneering, "However, but this old thing is also quite good at opening his mouth, and he will ask me for three million when he opens his mouth." ”
Karl silently calculated with his magic eye and said.
"If the owner of Yunhai Hotel knew about our internal situation now, the asking price would be above eight million."
Dao Ye nodded appreciatively, "Yes, that old man doesn't understand why I want to prepare two teams to participate in the competition, otherwise he will definitely not be able to open only three million, so I said." ”
Dao Ye sat proudly on the edge of Master Sun's bed and smiled heartily.
"So I can't let this opportunity go!"
Looking at the smile on Dao Ye's face, Master Sun suddenly chuckled in his heart.
"Big brother, you, you won't buy it in one go, will you?"
Dao Ye waved his hand.
"Nope."
Master Sun breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's good."
But Master Sun hadn't finished speaking, and Dao Ye said immediately.
"I'm just going to sign a contract today, and the money will come over tomorrow."
Master Sun almost fell out of bed.
"Big brother, you can't even buy it directly! Have you forgotten about the right to host the semi-finals? Can't you just wait a little longer and see what happens! ”
Dao Ye slapped his thigh, his face was red and his neck was thick.
"Shall I wait? I'll have to wait, how many days is the game going to start? If you don't hurry up and get a second team, why will our hotel really become a kiln! ”
Master Sun couldn't say anything.
After all, the current Dao Master is carrying tens of millions of unjust money on his back, and who can come down rationally.
patted Master Sun's thigh, and Dao Ye smiled slightly and took out the pipe in his pocket.
"Pengzi, don't you be so surprised, this time the situation is different from before, I really didn't expect Yiyi to want to participate in the competition before."
Dao Ye took a puff of his pipe, and said thoughtfully, "But this second team is different, there can be no more emergencies at all, as long as the chef of our hotel plays smoothly, I still say the same thing, I will definitely be able to get the top three back." ”
"That way, I don't have to talk about my money."
Glancing back at Miss Yiyi, who was eating bananas behind her and eating very strangely, Dao Ye smiled.
"As for Yiyi, I will also let her have fun, after all, after all these years, this is the first time Yiyi has opened her mouth to me, at least let my precious daughter reach the semi-finals! I'm ready for the money, even if Yiyi makes a piece of, you have to get me into the semifinals! ”
Master Sun's eyes were as fascinated as Commissioner Huang.
"Big brother, how much did you spend on this trip?"
Dao Ye wiped the crystal from the corner of his eyes and smiled slightly.
"Don't ask me for money in the future, I really don't want to go to see Yiyi's mother so early."