Chapter 454: Zhang San is famous
Okay, let's continue to talk about Zhang San, no, continue to talk about trees, the barrage just now asked well, if this tree is a cherished tree species, I'm sorry, your family planting this kind of tree brings not good luck, but bad luck, don't say anything about my tree, I can build it however I want, I want to make a night pot. You really don't understand, this thing is as precious as a giant panda! ”
Ye Langxu said this, and the barrage of questions suddenly came at this time, ", I remember, what metasequoia is my tree called!" ”
"Metasequoia is a national first-class precious tree species, all of them will be silent on the public screen, brothers, give him a minute of silence."
Barrage likes this kind of interaction, not to mention interesting, but also to squeeze people.
So the whole screen is "silent", and from time to time there is a colorful barrage, and the large barrage floats by, which is extremely eye-catching.
"So, this kind of tree, don't just build it, take good care of it, don't think crookedly."
As soon as Ye Lang finished speaking, a voice appeared in the entire live broadcast room.
"I see, I'm going to cut down the tree!"
"It's definitely worth it! I'm short of money! ”
Ye Lang looked at the naughty appearance of the barrage and remembered himself.
"At this time, I have to say one more thing, sometimes, even if you see an ordinary tree, don't just move around, especially the kind of tree with cultural significance."
The barrage was stunned.
How can a tree say so much?
Is this Ye Lang used to writing water words?
Or is he the Zhang San who cut down trees?
"For example, a tree planted by a concubine of a certain dynasty has survived to the present, and you take hot water and rush up to it, or climb up excitedly to take a group photo. That's the problem. ”
Ye Lang took a deep breath and pointed out a terrifying BGM, and the style of painting in the live broadcast room suddenly changed.
"Are you going to take a picture with the tree, or with the person who planted the tree? Hey, hey, hey......"
Ye Lang smiled, and the timid in the live broadcast room almost dropped his mobile phone.
"Ye Lang, you are too much, Lao Tzu has been most afraid of ghosts since he was a child."
"Ye Lang, you said this, I know why I was fined, I watered the warm water in the teacup, it is still a famous and precious tree planted by the ancients......"
Ye Lang took a head, "You really deserve it, you have to start with three thousand, you are fortunate not to cause a big disaster, otherwise I won't see you in the future." Three thousand, how nice it would be to give me a gift. ”
The barrage laughed like crazy.
"No, you can give other people's money to whoever you want, look at you, three thousand yuan is it."
"Ye Lang's wealth code has appeared again?"
"Hahaha, Ye Lang wants it, I saw Ye Lang's greed, Ye Lang, do you think your behavior is a fraud."
Ye Lang hurriedly waved his hand, "You can't talk nonsense, how can this be said to be a lie, this is something you love me, just like things between men and women, you love me, you want to know the length and shortness, I want to try the depth ......"
At this time, a special barrage appeared.
"Ye Lang, please pay attention to your live broadcast behavior."
Ye Lang scratched his head for a while, ", it's super tube, I'm sorry, I'll pay attention!" ”
"Ahem, we are a serious live broadcast room, okay, we just had a barrage to ask about fraud, then, I'll talk about fraud."
"Speaking of fraud, we all seem to be quite familiar with it, right, what is sent on the mobile phone text message all day long to win the lottery, or pretending to be a dead historical celebrity, such as the classic bedroom Qin Shi Huang, immortal, now living on the streets, you give me 5,000, I will pay you back 500,000 in the future, and I will give you my personal jade seal. Right. ”
The barrage burst out laughing.
"Of course I know, I, Qin Shi Huang, play money! Let's fool everyone! ”
"It's just too fake."
"I know this, act fraud!"
Ye Lang nodded, "There is a barrage that is right, the behavior is fraud." There is another kind, which is called deception. I have to say about my friend Zhang San. ”
At this time, a group of people in the live broadcast room were stunned. 、
"Why is this Zhang San again, can he be put in prison first."
"We want to see Li Si, we want to listen to Ye Lang."
Ye Lang frowned, "What are you in a hurry, I'm leaving the country too." The law will also protect fools, such as my friend Zhang San. ”
"I used to hang a painting of my three-year-old nephew at home, Zhang San came this day, and when I saw it, it was good, it seemed to be Picasso's early paintings, and it looked like Monet's paintings, how to say, 500,000? I immediately agreed. Barrage gods, as well as the students of the law exam, is this considered a fraud? Forget it, of course! ”
"That's a scam, great! There is hope for my law exam. ”
"Is this Zhang San a fool?"
"No, what's going on with this Zhang San, I can't see it, I deserve it."
Ye Lang looked at the barrage at this time: "I knew that the other party would be fooled, but I didn't inform the other party, this is a kind of deception, which is also a fraud." ”
At this point, a barrage raises the question.
"Ye Lang, the deception in the propaganda is not called fraud, for example, that Kunlun Mountain Spring is a little sweet, I have always felt that it is not sweet enough."
Ye Lang smiled, "This is propaganda, at most it is bragging, bragging, there is no difference between bragging and you when you play games with me, it's just that he pretends to be too fake, and you just see through it." ”
"For example, if you listen carefully, for example, if you drink my mineral water, you can be deaf and clear. What is this called, is it right to brag, that drink my mineral water, your hair loss can grow, this is called fraud. For example, if you drink mineral water, you can become as handsome as me, what is this called? ”
"The other one, there seems to be a heroine on the enemy station recently, who is obviously very ugly and does not show her face for live broadcast, but suddenly showed her face one day and was seen by the audience, is this considered a fraud. Okay, I'll leave you with these two questions. ”
When I heard the barrage, I was immediately interested. 、
"Ye Lang's first is boasting, and the second is fraud."
"No, the first one is a scam and the second one is boasting."
At this time, Ye Lang slowly exhaled, "My friend Zhang San also thinks so, he also gave a lot of gifts to the female anchor, is this considered a fraud?" Okay, that's all for today, leave you some suspense, and at the same time tomorrow, we'll continue! ”
After this clip ended, Ye Lang talked about less than ten cases in total, and then opened the live broadcast room.
On Weibo, a video appeared quietly.
"Watering trees is also a crime? There are so many kinds of trees! ”
Ye Lang's magnetic voice, when popularizing the knowledge of law, people on Weibo felt as if they were confused, it was obviously a boring law, but it was so interesting. 、
The most important thing is that Zhang San.