The Beginning of Troubled Times Chapter 48 On Seniority, I Should Call You "Cousin"
"What can't come, I'm 'Changwuzi', as a legal citizen of Huaxia State, I hold an ID card. I can't go anywhere in Huaxia. I can go wherever I want, whenever I want. Do you care?"
"Ouch, if you have an ID card, you can't do it, do you dare to go to the women's toilet? Xu Fudong said.
"Whoever you say is not serious, I think you are not serious. All day long, I think about how to destroy people's relatives and saboteurs. ”
"Lao Tzu is going to destroy your relationship with Jinyi's cousins, what's wrong with you? The saboteurs are also better than you, the 'bull nose who cheats money and sex'. Xu Fudong said.
"Come on, come on, Xu Fudong, tell me who you deceive, who you deceive?" "Changwuzi Daojun" stroked his cuffs up as he spoke, "If you can't say one, two, three, I won't beat you all over the ground today, and I won't call Zhou Chengxiang." ”
"Ouch! You're going to fight with me! Come to Sa, who is afraid of whom, if you have the ability, you can touch my finger today and try it. After speaking, Xu Fudong also rolled up the sleeves on his arms, and then shouted at "Changwuzi Daojun" with his hands on his waist.
"If you have the ability, you can touch my finger first. "Changwuzi Daojun" also shouted at Xu Fudong with his hands on his hips. For a while, the two old men were in the courtyard in front of the Xu family ancestral hall, with their hands on their hips, and the tip of their noses scolded the tip of their noses. At this time, the two of them are no different from two old men who are scolding the street, how can they have the appearance of peerless masters.
"Chang Zhiwa'er," said the third elder of the Xu family. "You go and pull Zhou Chengxiang's old boy away first, and then I'll go over and persuade your second uncle." Otherwise, the two of them would have to scold each other until the dark sky today. ”
"Third uncle, if you go and pull the second uncle away first, I will go over and persuade the 'Changwuzi' seniors, otherwise I am afraid that I will be injured by the second uncle if I rush over. Xu Changzhi said with a little weakness.
"Don't be afraid!" said the Third Elder. "Young people should exercise more. Don't you see that your sixth uncle has exercised out? As he spoke, the third elder pointed at the sixth elder. When the sixth elder saw his third brother pointing at him, he subconsciously shrank his body and immediately covered his face with his hands. See the reaction of the six elders. The third elder hurriedly smiled and said, "Sixth brother, don't be afraid, you see that your current reaction has scared Chang Zhidu." Let's do it, let's go six, let's go over together, you are responsible for pulling Zhou Chengxiang away, and I am responsible for pulling the second brother away. lest this pair of enemies quarrel here without playing or playing, and delay the business when the time comes. After the third elder finished speaking, he didn't care whether the six elders agreed or not, so he picked up the six elders and walked towards Xu Fudong and Zhou Chengxiang.
The two walked next to Zhou Chengxiang and Xu Fudong. "Second brother. The third elder shouted as he pulled his hand towards the second elder's shoulder, but as soon as his hand touched the second elder, he said the third word before he came. I heard the second elder shouting, "Okay, you Zhou Chengxiang, this time it was you who made the first move." Then he slapped the face of "Changwuzi Daojun". The nerves of "Changwuzi Daojun" have been tense. Seeing Xu Fudong's slap coming, he immediately stepped back and dodged the galloping slap. The moment the Third Elder saw Zhou Chengxiang retreating, he immediately bent down and dodged. Finally, the slap slapped firmly on the face of the six elders behind the third elder. This sudden slap directly blinded the six elders completely, and now the faces of the six elders were full of questions. In his mind, a triple question flashed in his mind: "Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do?"
Just as the six elders were conducting soul torture, the three elders who bent down took advantage of the situation to hug Xu Fudong's waist and push him away from the original battle circle. And Xu Changzhi and the five elders also took the opportunity to pull the "Changwuzi Daojun" back, and after Xu Fudong and Zhou Chengxiang were separated, they immediately started a war of spat. At this time, the Sixth Elder, who was in a state of confusion between the two, became a victim again, and the tide of saliva drowned him in an instant. "You thief-hearted 'bull-nosed' old way, I'll go back and tell Jinyi about your 'flower willow disease' so that you will never be able to enter the gate of my Xu family. After a war of words, Xu Fudong said.
"Xu Fudong, you are a 'long-tongued woman', you can't say anything, you just spread rumors and make trouble. Zhou Chengxiang said. "I curse you to have your tongue cut out after going to hell. ”
"Hahaha, I'm sorry. The magistrate of the prefecture is still under the control of my Xu family. I'm afraid your curse will never be fulfilled. After speaking, Xu Fudong laughed.
"Daojun, calm your anger. Daojun, calm your anger. Xu Changyi pulled the "Changwuzi Daojun", and kept saying good things in his mouth: "Don't be like my second uncle, he is a cautious little old man in the market." You are the famous 'Changwuzi Daojun', and it's not worth it to be angry with him. While saying good things, he pulled the "long sycamore" into the wing. At this time, the three elders had already pushed Xu Fudong out of the gate. After not seeing the "Changwuzi" in his eyes, Xu Fudong also stopped the attack on his mouth and regained his senses, and he hurriedly signaled his third brother to let go of himself.
"I said second brother, every time you meet this Zhou Chengxiang, you are so noisy, you are not annoyed, our brothers are annoyed. Chang Zhi'er invited Zhou Chengxiang to come today to help Sheng Er open his sword, and you offended him like this. When the time comes, he won't help, I'll see you take care of it. The three elders stood up and said.
"Who told him to come so early, originally I said that I had a request for him today, so I didn't want to quarrel with him, so I deliberately avoided him under the pretext of going back to Gyeongju. As a result, I didn't expect this second goods to come so early. Xu Fudong said indignantly: "It's really unlucky, don't talk about going home, you can't leave." ”
"I'm not leaving, I'll stay here until I open the sword for Sheng'er. This matter is a major event for my Xu family. There can be no mistakes. ”
"Then I'll leave it to you. I'm not going to be here. lest you see that 'bull nose' and quarrel with him again. After speaking, Xu Fudong flew in the direction of Gyeongju City. After watching the Second Elder leave, the Third Elder returned to the courtyard and began to comfort the injured Sixth Elder.
And at this time, the "Changwuzi Daojun" who was pulled into the wing room quickly calmed down after Xu Changzhi and the three elders persuaded him, after all, this was not the first time he and Xu Fudong had quarreled, the number of fights between him and Xu Fudong could not be counted with both hands combined, let alone such a trivial matter as quarrelling, basically quarreling is no different from daily cultivation for the two of them, it is just the daily work of every meeting. After calming down, "Chang Wuzi" tidied up his clothes and asked Xu Changzhi: "Chang Zhi, what is the matter with calling me to Xu's house this time?"
The purpose of coming to the Xu family to see Jinyi's cousin was not achieved, and the "Changwuzi Daojun" was still a little resentful in his heart, so when he was talking to Xu Changzhi, he unnaturally put up the shelf of the elders. And this kind of unnatural shelf, in the eyes of Xu Changzhi and the third elder, has become a "long wuzi prop", and the anger of the quarrel with the second elder just now has not yet subsided.
"This 'Changwuzi' senior, if you want to talk about it, I should still call you a cousin. Seeing that the anger of "Changwuzi" had not subsided, Xu Changzhi immediately set up almost a set.
"That's such a reason, but I'm the 'Changwuzi' who treats your Xu family as a relative, but some people in your Xu family guard me like a bad guy. "Changwuzi" said unhappily. "But forget it, I'm not the kind of person who can't carry it, he belongs to him, you belong to you, tell me what the hell is going on?"
"Oh! it's such a cousin," Seeing that "Changwuzi Daojun" suddenly became so reasonable, Xu Changzhi didn't react for a while, and called out to "Changwuzi Daojun" casually, and "Changwuzi Daojun" didn't open his mouth to stop after hearing it, and after realizing this, Xu Changzhi borrowed the donkey from the slope to continue to set up. "Your nephew, that is, my son Xu Sheng, has reached the age of eighteen, but there is no sign of opening the sword on his own, and you also know the situation of my Xu family, a situation like his, my Xu family's lineage has never encountered it for thousands of years. ”
"Eighteen years old? I haven't opened my sword on my own, and I don't even have any signs of opening it. This has indeed never been encountered in your Xu family's lineage. Since his cousin married Xu Fudong, Changwuzi Daojun has also had an in-depth understanding of the history of the Xu family. "Then what's the use of you calling me over? I can't help with this sword-wielding thing, and this great battle is imminent, even if I have any tricks. , I can't get the materials together for a while. ”