Chapter 41: Of course

A small insect that looked like a dragonfly stayed at Wu Fan's nose, but its wings, which had been flapping, seemed to be ready to fly at any time, buzzing from time to time.

"Huh?"

Feeling the strange feeling of itching on the tip of his nose, Wu Fan woke up from his nap.

He waved the insect away with his hand, rubbed his sleepy eyes, stretched comfortably, and then looked around in a daze:

Many students are still indulging in a pleasant nap, but there are also some diligent students who are studying on their own under the big trees.

Because Wu Fan said in the morning: There is an exam for the jokes every day, and the first place can get a small star, but the last place will be deducted from the little star, so these students who did not take a nap are holding the "Summary of Selected Jokes" given by Wu Fan and reading it attentively.

Merely......

All the students who read frowned one by one and bit the barrel of their pens, as if they were distressed by the contents of the book.

"At first, I thought it was a new type of magical beast, born from a lemon tree......

"'Rain Girl Without Melon' turned out to be a meaning that has nothing to do with you, without looking at the explanation, I thought it was a kind of magical beast that could turn into a human form on a rainy day, and it was stolen by others......"

"That's what 'Panta' means? I thought it was some kind of powerful combat skill......

“......”

From time to time, there were small muttering voices from students, and after reading the explanation of the paragraph, they couldn't help but show an expression of sudden realization, and then glanced at Wu Fan helplessly, and said helplessly:

"How idle and panicked teacher must this be to come up with so many inexplicable jokes?"

"Is there anything you can't say properly?

Among them, Jiang Ruoyu's eyes are the most resentful and complicated!

She only slept for a while and woke up quickly, originally wanting to wake up Wu Fan to start the afternoon cultivation, but seeing the fragrant picture of him sleeping with drooling, she thought that he probably didn't rest well because he was studying the way of change in the fireball technique, so she thought about letting him rest for a while......

As a result, when I was bored, I opened the "Summary of Selected Jokes" given by Wu Fan, and saw one after another strange jokes, some of which made Jiang Ruoyu laugh so much that her waist couldn't straighten up, and some of them couldn't get the laugh at all, and she looked dazed......

In the end, looking at the thick "Summary of Selected Paragraphs", which was thicker than several "Magic Classics" combined, Jiang Ruoyu was finally 'defeated'!

"How boring is he to come up with so many jokes?"

"No wonder I always feel that I am not a person of the same world as him, and I really can't understand his bizarre mental world with rich thoughts......"

"But if he's spent most of his time on jokes, how can he figure out how to change the fireball technique?"

Thinking of this, Jiang Ruoyu fell into deep contemplation......

After waking up, Wu Fan, who looked innocent, found that many people were staring at him with resentment, and couldn't help but panic a little, and muttered in his heart: "What should I do......?

"Isn't my image as a teacher all gone?"

"What to do...... Online and other ..... Pretty anxious......"

Wu Fan coughed, expelled those joking thoughts, and said, "You are staring at me like this, is there something on my face?"

Hearing this, the students immediately lowered their heads and continued to look at the "Summary of Selected Jokes" in their hands, but Jiang Ruoyu gritted his teeth and came to Wu Fan's side and asked:

"Tell me! Where did you get the weird stuff in this book? Did you really come up with it yourself?"

Seeing this book, and then thinking of the expressions of the students just now, the witty Wu Fan instantly understood everything.

He shook his head and said frankly, "No, I actually come from a very remote and remote place in the Magic Continent, that place is called Earth, and the people who live there have completely different living habits from here. ”

"I actually learned my food, songs, jokes, etc., from that place! In order to miss my hometown, I edited this book and compiled the jokes that are commonly used in our daily life there......

Jiang Ruoyu blinked her eyes and said thoughtfully: "Earth, is it a small country in the Magic Continent?"

Wu Fan smiled and nodded, he knew that he had done many extraordinary things in the past few days, and in order not to appear out of place, it was necessary to find a reasonable excuse!

Anyway, in the memory of the original owner, the area of the Magic Continent is very vast, and it is normal for some small remote countries not to be known by everyone, and they have some strange living habits.

What's more, Wu Fan still remembered that his father was not a native of the land of Tianchen King, and he didn't know where he came from, anyway, it was a very remote village.

As for the principal's grandfather, how to explain it?

The boat will naturally go straight ahead, and there will be a road before the car reaches the mountain, so let's talk about it then!

"Besides, I'm not a good deceitful person!"

Thinking of this, Wu Fan nodded very 'uprightly', extremely convinced!

"So the song you sang earlier in the handkerchief throwing game was also learned from that place called 'Earth'?" Jiang Ruoyu continued to ask, for some reason, her heart was a little nervous when she asked this sentence.

"Well, that's right, that very powerful singer taught me!" Wu Fan nodded affirmatively.

Hearing this answer, Jiang Ruoyu actually felt a sense of relief that the boulder had landed.

She pursed her lips, as if trying to hide the wavering in her heart, and said with a smile: "No wonder......?

"You look down on me, right?" Wu Fan's eyebrows raised, "Believe it or not, I won't show you new and strange things in the future, and I won't give you better food?"

"Slightly~ don't! I'll rob you if it's a big deal, you can't beat me anyway! What can you do with me?"

Not to be outdone, Jiang Ruoyu grimaced at Wu Fan and said triumphantly.

"Poof!"

Hearing this, it was like a knife stabbed in Wu Fan's heart, and the pain was so painful that it was difficult to breathe.

He looked at Jiang Ruoyu, who was smiling like a flower in front of him, and made an oath in his heart:

"You must work hard to cultivate!" Win against Jiang Ruoyu, rob her of her fun in the future, and occupy her delicious food, hahaha......

"If she resists, kick her ass again!"

This should be the first time since Wu Fan crossed over that he had seriously made a vow to work hard to cultivate.

As for whether it can be executed, it all depends on the mood!

"Teacher Wu, isn't your place called Earth very interesting?" Jiang Ruoyu asked curiously.

"Of course, there are a lot of talents there, both people and ghosts are showing, and I'm the only one who is 'beaten'!" Wu Fan replied with a feeling of longing.

"Poof~ It must be because your strength is too weak to be beaten!" Jiang Ruoyu raised his small fist, and then thought of something, with a yearning expression, and said softly: "Then this place called 'Earth' is not very beautiful?"

"Of course!" Wu Fan replied without hesitation, his eyes full of pride.