Chapter 187: Master's Miracle Medicine
Qin Xiaoyu took advantage of the breakfast time to tell Wu Jun about Sister Liu.
Listening to her eloquently, her expression was gloomy, and Wu Jun felt that she really had no scheming at all.
However, this can also see the strength of that Zhou Qi, she grasped her character very accurately, and made such a plan in a targeted manner, which is really unguardable.
If he had changed his usual life, he wouldn't mind playing games with Zhou Qi to pass the time.
But now he really doesn't have time, so send him away sooner.
"So this Sister Liu is really bitter. Qin Xiaoyu finally said, "Master, you said that if someone wants to come for treatment, let me tell you." ”
"Let her come tomorrow morning. Wu Jun said.
Qin Xiaoyu was still overjoyed when she heard this.
The master is really kind-hearted and helps the world, and this broad mind makes people admire.
So when she got home in the evening, she told Sister Liu the good news.
Sister Liu was overjoyed when she heard this, and took a bag of apples from the house, insisting that she accept them, which made Qin Xiaoyu feel very embarrassed.
This Sister Liu is too polite, this is all the master's compassion, she is just a messenger.
......
The next morning, Wu Jun was carving the eighteenth pillar, and Sister Liu came.
On the surface, she dressed very plainly, did not wear any jewelry, and looked like a thrifty and housekeeper.
But if you look closely, you will find that this woman's hands are very delicate, and her figure and skin are also well maintained, not at all like a working woman who supports a family on her own.
Wu Jun didn't bother to use his eyes on her.
"I've heard about you. Wu Jun invited Sister Liu to sit down in the grass house and said, "Are you sure you want me to help you heal?"
"Sure," Sister Liu hurriedly said, "Master, my whole family depends on me alone, if I fall, hey...... The consequences are unimaginable!"
Wu Jun felt funny in his heart, but he still said lightly: "But I have to charge for treatment." ”
"This ...... I know," Sister Liu said, "although our family is not very rich, if it is not too much, we can still think of a way." ”
Wu Jun nodded, this woman's expression and speaking skills are not much better than some so-called actors on TV.
Qin Xiaoyu, a simple little girl, is not confused by her.
"Okay, I haven't been available recently, but for Qin Xiaoyu's sake, I'll help you treat it. Wu Jun said, "But your illness is a bit troublesome, not just physical problems......
"Master, do you know what disease I have before you see it?"
Wu Jun sank his face and said in a deep voice: "How do you know that I haven't seen it? Let me tell you, as soon as you enter my door, I will know what kind of illness you have!"
Sister Liu: ...... This is too exaggerated, do you have a heavenly eye?
"What, you don't believe it?" Wu Jun deliberately frowned, pretending to be very unhappy, "If you don't believe it, then find someone else to show you." ”
"Don't, master, I believe it," Sister Liu hurriedly said, "Don't get me wrong, I just think it's a little incredible, I'm so surprised!"
Wu Jun's face was a little better, and he said, "As I said just now, your illness is a bit troublesome, not only because of physical problems, but because of the invasion of evil qi. I'll give you three bowls of magic medicine, drink it on time every day, and you'll be all right within a month. ”
Sister Liu has 10,000 sentences of hemp wheat in her heart.
This is simply an exemplary routine of charlatans.
A month later, I'm afraid he has something else to say.
"That'...... How much does it cost?"
"It's not expensive," Wu Jun thought for a while, "Seeing that the conditions at your home are not good, I will charge you a little less, 10,000 yuan per bowl." ”
Sister Liu almost squirted out a mouthful of water.
A bowl of 10,000 yuan, is this still called expensive?
You're worse than a robbery!
"This ...... Wait a minute, I'll discuss it with my husband. ”
Sister Liu went to the side to make a phone call, and Zou Hai, who was writing on the side, couldn't help it.
He also saw that there was something wrong with this Sister Liu, but he felt that the master seemed to be more abnormal today, as if he had changed his person.
So while Sister Liu was far away, he came over and asked, "Master, who is this woman?"
"He who has come to test me. ”
"Tempting you?" Zou Hai's face froze when he heard this, "Who has such guts?"
"I guess those who want to target you. ”
Zou Hai understood as soon as he heard it.
Last time, Wei Han said that a man named Lin Chen came to make trouble and was driven away by the master's two dogs.
It seems that they have not given up yet, and have sent someone again.
Through this woman's words and deeds, he could also guess their purpose, which was nothing more than to confirm whether the master had the real ability to save his life.
If so, will their next step be to the detriment of the master?
Thinking of this, Zou Hai felt a burst of annoyance.
These people were simply too rampant to do anything to him, so they hit the master with the idea.
If he Zou Hai is about to die, there is nothing he can do about them?
So he said with a straight face: "Master, let me handle this matter." ”
Wu Jun waved his hand and said, "No, you're just going to make things more and more troublesome." ”
"What does the master mean?"
"It's like controlling a flood, it's better to block it than to sparse it, as long as they think I'm just a charlatan, and treating you just to cheat you out of money, they will naturally not be bothered. ”
Zou Hai nodded, this is indeed the truth.
The master is really kind-hearted, even if he is extremely tolerant of those who try to be unfavorable to him, which really makes him admire.
"When the house is finished, I'll play with them. ”
Zou Hai: ......
Seeing Sister Liu walking towards this side, Wu Jun said, "You just pretend not to know about this, and then cooperate with me later." ”
Sister Liu lowered her head and returned to the grass house, just now she received an instruction from Brother Zhou and decided to try Wu Jun's medicine.
However, as a "poor person", she naturally couldn't say yes.
"Master, you see...... Can it be a little cheaper? Discount or something?"
Wu Jun frowned and said, "Then I'll give you a discount on the medicine, do you think it's okay?"
Sister Liu looked at Wu Jun's demeanor, and even had the intention of beating people.
She just didn't understand, it was obvious that he was lying, and Brother Zhou had to be so cautious to let her try any medicine.
"Oh well. ”
Sister Liu finally let out a long sigh and transferred the account to Wu Jun.
After receiving the money, Wu Jun got up and went to the temporary kitchen next to him and exchanged Qin Xiaoyu's cocoa powder for Zou Hai with a bowl of medicine.
As for Sister Liu, it definitely can't be so extravagant.
Let's have some light soy sauce and add some vinegar, and finally he looked at MSG and felt that it was better to forget it, eating too much MSG is not good for his health, and he can't fool people.
Let's add some mustard, this thing can prevent tooth decay and prevent three highs.
Returning to the grass house again, Wu Jun put two bowls of "medicine" in front of the two.
Looking at the black and mushy things in the bowl and the strange smell, Sister Liu almost collapsed.
"What kind of medicine is this?"
"This is my unique elixir, drink it," Wu Jun said with a smile, "Drink your illness and you'll be cured." ”
He pointed at Zou Hai again and said, "Look at him, he used to be quite seriously ill, but after drinking the magic medicine from me for a period of time, and then cooperating with the doctor to treat it, his condition is now stable, right?"
Zou Hai said very cooperatively: "Yes, the master's medical skills are really clever. ”
Sister Liu said in her heart, that should be all the doctor's credit, right?
Zou Hai picked up the bowl and drank the "medicine" in one gulp, and finally looked like he was still unsatisfied, which made Sister Liu sigh in her heart.
She also took this Zou Hai, obviously such a powerful person, who rushed to the hospital in a hurry, and was actually blinded by this charlatan.
This person is really afraid of death.
So she also picked up the bowl, closed her eyes, and tasted it a little.
Poof-
For a moment, all kinds of strange smells made her can't help but squirt.
And a strong spicy rush to the bridge of her nose and brain, making her tears bloom, and she felt that her soul was about to ascend to heaven.
What kind of thing is this?
Sister Liu feels like she's about to collapse, this thing will die if you drink it, right?
As soon as Wu Jun saw her like this, he knew that there was too much mustard.
"Don't vomit!" he hurriedly said, "Your spit is not effective enough, in case you can't cure it, don't rely on me." ”
"But Master, this smells ...... It's ......."
"The first medicine was stronger, and the taste was a little rushed, but the medicine was bitter, so you can just endure it. ”
I'm a ninja girl!
Sister Liu even has the heart to kill.
"Master, I suddenly remembered that I still had to go to work," she said quickly, "I'd better take it back and drink it slowly." ”
"Okay. ”
Wu Jun waved his hand and asked Qin Xiaoyu to find a drink bottle and ask her to fill the medicine.
Seeing Sister Liu running away in disgrace, Zou Hai couldn't help but shake his head.
This master is really not soft at all, just now he saw that at the bottom of Sister Liu's bowl, there was a lot of mustard that had not been melted.
"I don't know how it works. ”
Wu Jun shrugged his shoulders: "At least it can make them stop for a while." ”
"I hope so," Zou Hai said lightly, "if they don't stop, I'll let them not stop." ”