Chapter 6 The Sword Immortal is astringent
Why does a girl have such a sassy name? Why don't you open a room...... Opening ......
Have all the girls in this society become so open? Unbelievable!
The sword fairy shamelessly turned on the team's voice, and the childish male voice came into Zhang Yuhang's ears.
"Hello, hello, young lady, I am the Sword Immortal."
"Why is it a little different from what I hear on the stream?"
"Don't you know about the voice changer? Besides, I still have a sound card on during the live broadcast. ”
"I just feel so small!"
"I'm not small, mine is big! Young lady, you haven't tried, don't talk nonsense. ”
"Go, go, the little hairy child who hasn't grown all the hair. Still molesting me? ”
At the beginning of the game, Zhang Yuhang was actually assigned to the fifth floor, and there was no human rights to fill the building.
And the sword fairy and the gold master might as well open a room and go to the first and second floors, and the two were still chatting happily on the team channel at this time.
Zhang Yuhang originally wanted to open the team's voice and tell them to communicate more about the lineup.
When the index finger clicked on the team's voice icon, a baby's cry came from behind him.
didn't have time to turn off the team's voice, Zhang Yuhang held the child and wandered around the room, trying to comfort his little princess to fall asleep again.
This cry stunned the two people in the team's voice, and also stunned the audience in Zhang Yuhang's live broadcast room.
The quick response has already brushed up the barrage, and the slightly inferior people have followed suit to warn!
"The anchor hangs up! Brothers, report! ”
"That's right! Like ink fountain report, match in the game also report! ”
"Take the baby to play games! You're a talent! Report report! ”
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With Zhang Yuhang's hang-up, the barrage in the live broadcast room of Sword Immortal also exploded at this time.
"I just came back from the rookie anchor, and the rookie anchor went shopping around with the child. This finger is a bit mysterious. ”
"Hahaha, it looks like a sword fairy with a sister! Definitely 200 percent play. ”
"The sword immortal is unreliable, and the cheap master who didn't want to worship the sword immortal is also unreliable. Sure enough......"
"You're trying to say: It's not a family, don't enter a family! Hahaha! I'm spicy with laughter! ”
The sword fairy was a little unhappy, and said with a gloomy face.
"Go, go, play. Where is Lao Tzu unreliable? Isn't it? ”
"Yes, yes, people have misses, horses have stumbled. Feng Nian, who lost to our ink fight, was a miss, and losing to Xiang Yu was a mistake. ”
"Hahaha, you c went to the room! I see you chatting with the young lady hi! ”
"Ascend to the right! Ascend to the right! It just so happens that the young lady loves to open a room! Make an appointment, make an appointment! ”
"Are you my vermicelli? Why are you making fun of Lao Tzu so much, I'm afraid you are going to be sniped by Lao Tzu! Don't you dare to reveal your ID! ”
The sword immortal threatened with compassion, but not only did the barrage not turn, but on the contrary, one by one, the ID report was energetic.
The angry sword immortal directly closed the barrage, and he was extremely depressed.
The female fan who charged her mobile phone naturally saw this scene from the live broadcast room, as the culprit who chatted with the sword fairy just now.
She unplugged the charger, sat down against Fangfang, and rushed to turn on the team's voice to tease the sword fairy.
"Tut-tut, I thought you were so good. I'm so disappointed in you, a little brother is a little brother! ”
"Damn, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense! Where are you from? There is a chance for you to see that I am my brother! Big brother! ”
"Hahaha, open the barrage and see it yourself! I won't tell you. Come on, Fangfang, I'm going out! ”
"Goodbye, Vivi."
The sword fairy wrote down the name Weiwei, and then opened the barrage, all the cards! It's all about reporting yourself!
"Report! The anchor is involved in pornography. ”
"Report, the anchor wants a py deal!"
"MMP, aren't you really sent by customer service to play Lao Tzu?"
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The sword immortal laughed and scolded, the enemy has completed the first choice, it is Luban No. 7, which can die tens of millions of times a day.
Don't change or be busy, choose the jungler hero Lanling King! And the gold lord Fangfang chose Wang Zhaojun among the three in the grass!
"Alas, young lady. You're just going to be this hero? ”
"No, I've been practicing again recently."
Just when the sword fairy was talking to Fang Fang, I don't know what the infighting on the other side was, the second floor was lightning fast and chose Hou Yi in seconds, and the third floor took out Zhen Ji.
Not to be outdone, the third and fourth floors of our side chose Kaihuang and Sun Shangxiang respectively.
"It was your friend who just spoke to me?"
“……”
"Where are you from?"
“……”
"My name is Bao Xiang, beauty! Can you tell me about it? ”
“……”
"Oh my God, I'm a hot face with a cold ass! Why don't you speak? ”
Fang Fang's coquettish voice is very seductive, and her attitude of rejecting people makes people feel cold.
The heart that can't get it is always in turmoil.
This made the sword fairy always want to have a couple of words with Fang Fang.
But Fangfang faced the sword immortal's questioning without any nutrition, and he didn't answer a word, which made his heart extremely depressed when he wanted to know more.
In the blink of an eye, the enemy chose Angela on the fourth floor, and Zhang Fei on the fifth floor after some hesitation.
It was Zhang Yuhang's turn to choose a hero, and the time entered the countdown...... There is no sign of making a choice, and his teammates know that this fifth floor is going to be random.
There is a lack of support or wandering in the lineup, and you can only hope that there will be no strange things with the system.
The countdown ended, and the girl with the big tail, who had always been graceful, appeared in everyone's field of vision with charming eyes.
"Come and play with Daji!"
The sword immortal spat out a mouthful of old blood! The three of the grass gathered two! The master is unreliable, can't he wait a minute to finish selecting the hero who is coaxing the child?
The game loads on the screen, and the lineups of both sides jump on the screen.
The strange lineup played against the strange lineup, our Daji cameo assisted, and the enemy Hou Yi carried the punishment.
The corners of the Sword Fairy's mouth curled into a confident smile.
"I can abuse vegetables again!"
As soon as he finished saying this, the barrage rolled by.
"Bragging about not paying taxes, you said the same thing, it's not like you've been abused......"
"Stop, stop, don't I want to lose face? Egging dei! If you don't win again, next time you broadcast women's clothing! ”
The sword fairy was serious, and he swore an impassioned poisonous oath! The next barrage scroll made the sword fairy spit out a mouthful of old blood......
"Sit and watch the live broadcast of women's clothing!"
There are not a few people who coax, and there are even a few bigwigs who directly ask the sword fairy to change into women's clothes! Threatens that as long as the sword fairy changes into women's clothes, the big cuttlefish will be brushed up immediately!
"Just kidding! Am I such a non-disciplined person! My sword immortal is a man who stands up to the sky! You wait for me! ”
Taking advantage of the loading of the game, the sword fairy changed into a seductive maid costume and reappeared in front of everyone! smiled and said pretentiously.
"Brush it up! Big brothers, please whip me with the big cuttlefish in your hands! ”
“66666……”
"True fragrance warning!"
"Cowhide! No discipline! ”
"Anchor. You're also a million-fan tuba, so don't you pay attention to discipline! ”
After the first big cuttlefish quietly appeared, it was no less than the speed of the sword fairy to Zhang Yuhang's gift, and the big cuttlefish received and sent one after another, appearing on the system prompt!
The game begins, and five heroes appear in the spring one after the other. The sword fairy seemed to change his hippie appearance just now and fully devoted himself to the game.
Zhang Yuhang's Daji is like a passerby, standing in the spring and shaking his head, his posture is changeable, and he has no intention of going out.
The two sides were already at war, and the King of Lanling relied on his stealth advantage to directly lurk in the enemy's blue zone.
The enemy did not have a real jungler, so Hou Yi could only enter the wild area hard, holding a sun-shooting bow and shooting hard under the cover of the bodyguard Zhang Fei.
And the one-on-one on the lower road, it is obvious that our Sun Shangxiang is rolling around, easily suppressing the enemy Luban No. 7.
Assisting Zhang Fei is quite conscious, seeing that after Luban No. 7 was harassed by Sun Shangxiang many times, his blood volume dropped and he was afraid of being killed. Silently leave the wild area and walk down the road.
Sword Immortal carefully observed Zhang Fei's route to support Lu Ban, trying not to expose himself.
After Zhang Fei's support reached the line, the sword immortal officially rushed into the enemy's wild area.
Without the bodyguard Zhang Fei to cover, Papa Blue's fist smashed firmly on the fragile Hou Yi with every blow, and the decrease in blood volume was visible to the naked eye.
"There is no inscription on this Hou Yi! Ladies and gentlemen, watch me kill people and sell goods! It's all in your hands! ”
The Lanling King of the Sword Immortal was already using the poisonous dagger to extend the wall and slowly leaned towards Hou Yi!
A reminder sign appeared on Hou Yi's head, and he immediately resorted to punishment, but unfortunately he didn't kill Papa Slam as he wished, and he didn't dare to continue to beat, so he could only retreat.
The king of Lanling threw out the poisoned dagger in his hand, and the mark hit Hou Yi's body. Kill Papa Smurf with punishment and upgrade to level 2!
Hou Yi wanted to run, but was slowed down by 90% by the poisonous dagger, like being stuck in a quagmire, and he couldn't escape.
King Lanling had already caught up, and a skill clone threw out a second stage of damage and hit the remnant blood Hou Yi, turned around and ran!
Sword Immortal had already seen from the small map that Lu Ban Zhang Fei was coming to support.
Don't hurry, walk along the river to the middle road.
“Fi
st Blood”
The second skill shadow eclipse and the second stage slash are triggered! Silk blood Hou Yi died in the wilderness.
"Look, look, that's strength! Ten thousand flowers have been in the bush, and the leaves do not stick to the body! ”
After the sword fairy got a blood, he was bragging with the fans in the live broadcast room.
Until there are well-meaning fans who are reminded of the barrage 'be careful', it is too late to dodge when they look back at the game.
A huge spark is coming! Hit the bull's-eye! Five small fireballs followed, and the Lanling King was already bloody!