Chapter 2: The Goddess from Heaven
Heroine from the sky.
This is a very classic routine, so Huang Taiyi is not surprised.
However, the time and place do not seem to be quite right.
The girl's skills are also quite athletic, and she quickly jumped off the head of Huang Taiyi.
"The ......"
"Now is not the time to speak! The pointer of fate - with the mantra of our company's life, with a true rate of more than 90 percent! Correct and change the laws of the world! ”
The girl pointed to the sky and shouted.
Huang Taiyi suddenly felt as if his heart had stopped for a moment.
The world around you seems to have become a sketch in black and white.
Time, it seems, really stopped.
Saw something quite remarkable.
It was supposed to be a pitch black sky, with a strange object larger than a football field levitating, as if a mountain was hanging overhead.
It stands to reason that such a large object must be able to be seen clearly, but no matter how hard the emperor tried to distinguish it, he could only see a vague outline and a raised pointer on the outline.
At the girl's command, the spinning hands gradually stopped, and I don't know where it pointed.
"Okay, that's it, I'll explain the current situation."
The girl who fell from the sky held the microphone in her left hand and sat down at a table with a triangle folded from cardboard, on which the word "commentary" was written with a pen.
It should be said that it belongs to the kind of girls who are quite soft and cute, and the retro dumplings, or the bun hairstyle and cheongsam are also quite compatible, but the breasts are really a pity.
What an indescribable unfolding.
"The ......"
The Emperor raised her hand tremblingly, ready to ask a question.
"Okay, let's explain this to you first, the laws of this world have been changed by me with the wheel of fortune, and modified to 'as long as the commentary is underway, time will stand still and the battle can be suspended by the next announcement', so as long as I keep explaining, time will not move forward."
The girl gave a thumbs up to the Emperor.
"Inexplicable, I say! Forget about the commentary.,What do you want to do next time! ”
Huang Taiyi's complaining is almost a conditioned reflex.
Although I knew that there seemed to be such a rule in the animation, but I didn't expect it to be able to be used in reality, which is really powerful.
"Anyway, mortals like you definitely can't understand that this is the category of gods, do you see that countdown?"
The girl pointed to the numbers hanging high in the air.
"I can see it."
Huang Taiyi nodded hurriedly, and the number stopped moving at 4 minutes and 44 seconds, which was subtle and unlucky.
"That's the countdown to the destruction of Earth's civilization."
"Oh."
The earth is about to be destroyed again.
"I said, why are you so calm! Is this believing? Are you the kind of person who usually believes in phone scams? ”
"Because I'm a professional and I'm used to it for a long time, so what should I do? Since you said so, there must be a way, right? Get one? ”
Huang Taiyi replied calmly, peeled off the gum and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it vigorously, and handed over the rest of the gum.
The one who saves the earth is also called a savior in the general concept.
As a professional savior, although it is outsourced, this kind of thing has long been commonplace, and it doesn't feel very amazing.
"No, I prefer meat, okay...... It's worthy of the strong man I fancie, can you please take care of the runaway truck, if you can't do it within the countdown, something really will happen, please. ”
As she spoke, the girl pulled out a slender arrow from under the table that read "To-be-continued."
"Wait a minute! Where is this going to be used? Is it time for the final countdown to the destruction of the Earth? No, isn't it time to talk about copyright before that! ”
"Tsk, no? I thought I could finally use it once."
"Of course not! Fight right! As long as I fight! Take it back, take it back quickly. ”
With huge beads of sweat hanging from his forehead, the emperor turned and walked towards the huge truck that had been forcibly stationed.
This time the situation is really impossible to complain about.
However, as long as something can be solved through combat, it is usually not a big deal.
The effect of the time pause has indeed been lifted.
The huge truck began to roar again, and the emperor knew very well that it was targeting him.
The countdown also starts moving again.
It seems that the other party intends to attack head-on.
"Nirvana - Species Extinction Fist!"
Huang Taiyi had already calculated this moment, suddenly stepped forward for an extremely long distance, and immediately threw a punch at the moment before the action was over.
Boom Boom –
A loud noise, which could almost be called noise, instantly engulfed the sound of the punch wind that the emperor had set off when he threw a punch, and although the huge phantom seemed heavy and reckless, it dodged the attack path of this punch at the most critical moment.
The two brushed against each other at a dangerous distance, with only a few millimeters between them.
It's so strong!
Huang Taiyi had to reflexively take a step back, even if it was just a light brush, but he could feel the aftermath of the impact very physically.
There was a clear blood mark on his cheek.
I can't remember the last time I was injured.
If you are hit head-on, you should be hit thousands of times, no, tens of thousands of times more intensely than this level.
Boom Boom –
The phantom continued to slam forward, and then vanished into thin air like a haunted ghost, as if nothing had existed in the first place.
Yes, after living for so many years, there will be a day when you will fight wits with trucks.
"Don't be nervous! Just hit the secret hole of the truck to kill it in one hit! The rest of the parts are basically physically immune! ”
The girls shouted and cheered in the back.
"The secret hole of the GodTM truck!"
"Yes! If you get serious, you can find it! That's no ordinary truck! It's a truck that sends people to another world and is reborn! It's so easy to break! ”
"Inexplicable! Well, I got it! ”
Huang Taiyi decided not to waste any more time and was engrossed in facing the truck.
Secret hole or something......
Here it comes!
After the truck disappeared from the air, it reappeared in a higher position, but the car itself was still accelerating, using its speed and massive mass as a weapon to crush the emperor underneath.
The loud sound of the landslide cracking was already close at hand, and a wandering red light flashed from the corner of Huang Taiyi's eyes, and in the next moment, he turned around and leaped decisively, changing his body in mid-air, switching from a jumping posture to a flying kicking posture.
Without the slightest mistake, the truck passed by the emperor in mid-air, and it seemed that no one had attacked anyone.
Boom –
The huge, but not bulky, truck landed firmly on the ground.
Huang Taiyi, who had his back to the truck and landed on his feet, did not make the slightest sound.
The cloak blown up by the aftermath swayed in the air, revealing the four big characters painted on the back of the coat - one ride is a thousand.
Because it is a uniform issued above, if you don't wear it when you go to work, your salary will not be calculated.
Even Huang Taiyi, who is not picky about clothes, thinks that this uniform is a special sand sculpture.
What happened just now, only he knows.
On the front of the truck, there really appeared a yellow point of light that was a weak point no matter how you look at it, and since it appeared, I subconsciously hit it.
"I've hit your dead water, and you still have ...... alive Three seconds! ”
The girl watching the battle on the sidelines pinched her nose and spoke in imitation of the tone of the macho man, making it clear that it was the name of the acupuncture point that was uttered nonsense.
And it wasn't her shot at all.
2,1
Boom –
Is only two seconds good?
The bed of the truck was devastated by the massive explosion from the inside out, and it was reduced to a burning pile of scrap metal.
Huang Taiyi silently wiped the cold sweat oozing from his forehead.
After a long knowledge, trucks have this kind of secret hole......
"The twist of fate is out of control...... It couldn't be ......."
The girl who miscalculated the time just now has a look on her face when she comes back from a hike and finds that her whole family has been wiped out, and she doesn't know what she is chanting in her mouth.
I said...... Is that still moving? ”
Although I don't know if it's because of the delay, in short, Huang Taiyi found that the countdown to the destruction of the earth did not stop at all.
Theoretically, this stalk is really not used like this, according to the rules of the industry, it basically has to wait until the last few seconds to stop, but this one is still more than four minutes, is it difficult to watch it stupidly until the last few seconds to stop?
It's too stupid to even imagine.
Moreover, no one seems to say that this thing will definitely stop......
"Ah......h
The mysterious girl has fallen into a daze of looking at the sky, and the corners of her mouth have even begun to drool.
"Hey! Wake me up! There's definitely something wrong with this! Why are you still counting down! ”
Huang Taiyi pointed to the countdown number above his head and shouted.
"I don't know! It's out of my brain's capacity! ”
"Please, don't answer so bluntly! At least think of a way! ”
I really want to know how much brain capacity this guy has.
"I'm not an all-knowing and all-powerful god! I'm just a command! I just got a job at the beginning of the year! I haven't even attended the annual meeting! Even if you participate, you won't be able to draw a prize! I had bad luck in the lottery! ”
The girl who claimed to be the commander seemed to be very aggrieved, and shouted angrily.
"Scared the hell out of me! Is God a work? Anyway, since you did it, at least take responsibility until the end! ”
"Ahhh Get out! All the power of the gods - super super super super Wheel of Fortune DX! European emperor European gas Europeans! A miracle is issued! ”
Si Ming gritted his teeth fiercely and raised his hands to the sky.
The huge, fuzzy turntable again, and this time, it seemed to spin faster than usual.
There seemed to be a few places shining with golden light on the originally pitch-black turntable, and at first glance, I felt that as long as I turned there, there must be something good.
What's even more powerful is that under the influence of some mysterious force, the golden part began to gradually expand, and soon occupied three-quarters of the turntable.
Steady, this.
Turn, turn.
Well, sure enough, it didn't stop at the place where the golden light was shining...... It's a god, but you can't control the direction of the turntable.
It seems like this is an inevitable unfolding.
"Ahh Damn it...... Is there only one last option left? ”
Si Ming bit his nails and walked in front of Huang Taiyi in three or two steps, his eyes looked like he wanted to eat people, which was very scary.
"That...... What's the point? ”
"Do you have parents, brothers and sisters?"
"We do, but we don't really want to see each other."
"Married? Do you have a wife? ”
"Do platelets count?"
"Okay, qualified, in order to save the earth that I can't save, please be reborn in another world, and then bring back something called an artifact, don't worry, when you go to another world, time here is still, thank you."
Si Ming walked up to Huang Taiyi with a smile and patted him lightly on the shoulder.
"Wages and five insurances and one ...... Feed! Listen to me! ”
Before he could start bargaining, the black round hole that suddenly appeared in the space was like the bloody mouth of a beast, erasing the existence of Huang Taiyi.
"Rebirth without a truck is instability, I'll see how I can fix it, I can't connect without a truck...... What's going on? Hey? What's wrong, what's wrong! Save...... Help me! ”
The second black round hole actually swallowed the defenseless Si Ming in one gulp.
Si Ming spun around in the swirling spatial turbulence, and when the black hole was gone, her cries could no longer be heard.
……
Probably a place from another world.
"Babble, ah, ah!"
A sudden cry sounded overhead, causing Huang Taiyi to raise his head.
Flutter ......
A girl dressed in a white cheongsam fell from the sky and sat on his face very accurately.
This scene, I always feel that I experienced it somewhere not long ago.