Chapter 11: Bring me my spiral sword

The Firefighter was taken to a plain white room, as the walls and ceiling of the room were made of unknown white metal.

She didn't resist, because there was no need to resist at all. She didn't kill people and set fires, she didn't commit adultery, and she even saved a lot of people.

The most important thing is that she has a good "relationship" with the military.

Seeing Coulson and General Ross come in together, the firefighter knew that her previous words had worked, and she was in order.

Rose, this old man, has two brushes, poking out such a big basket can still come forward as a military representative, what kind of general are you so shameless, isn't it good to run for president?

Sure enough, as soon as Ross sat down, he said to Coulson arrogantly: "Miss Fire Prevention is an important partner of the military and a very good personal friend of mine, I hope that this inquiry can abide by the rules and not cross the line, otherwise the US military will definitely ask the United Nations for an explanation." ”

Well, see the American version of your book.

It's not a day or two since S.H.I.E.L.D. and the military have been at odds, just like the priesthood and mages in the soul world, tearing each other apart has become a popular form of entertainment for the people. But Coulson is old and sloppy...... No, a good old man, with a smile on his face that didn't seem to be angry at all, he said with a pleasant face: "Of course, the 'Territorial Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau' is a law enforcement agency with strict professional ethics, of course, it will not know the law and break the law, we welcome the supervision of other departments, and we also hope to strengthen cooperation with brother units to build a harmonious and beautiful United States." ”

This official said that he had a nose and eyes, and the old general was disgusted, so he picked a bone in the egg and said: "Do you still use this broken name?" ”

"It was changed right away. At present, there are two candidate names that are more popular, and they have reached the stage of SMS voting, and I believe that the results will be available soon. ”

I'll go, S.H.I.E.L.D. is usually so happy. also SMS voting, you think this is a TV draft.

The old general felt out of the times, uncomfortable, and speechless.

Coulson smiled slightly, sat down, turned his head, and said to the fire girl with a sincere expression: "I'm sorry to invite you here so late, and thank you for your cooperation." But please rest assured that we have no ill will at all and are only arranging this inquiry for the sake of safety. Of course, in order to show our sincerity, you can ask us questions first, and as long as it does not violate the confidentiality agreement, I will definitely answer truthfully. Hopefully, this will dispel your anxiety and facilitate the conversation later. ”

Disturbed? Not at all. But since you have the right to ask questions, you don't have to waste it.

The fireproof girl was not polite, nodded and asked directly, "What happened to the horn just now?" ”

Crunch, Coulson and Rose almost didn't slip under the table, what a precious opportunity to ask S.H.I.E.L.D., you actually asked a broken horn?

But I'm just curious!

The fireproof woman is a princess and willful!

Coulson sat up straight, smiled and said, "I'm going to make you laugh." I was shopping at the second-hand market when I received the assignment, and I was also researching this speaker with recording function, because the incident happened suddenly, so I subconsciously took it and left. Because of the unfamiliar operation, the situation just now. Of course, we will not take a stitch from the American people, and the horn has already been returned to the shopkeeper. ”

The fire prevention woman was even more curious: "You don't look like a poor person, will you also go to the second-hand market?" ”

Coulson smiled and replied, "The second-hand market also sells some valuable old things, and I went to buy some Captain America cards issued during World War II." ”

By the way, I forgot that you are still a brainless fan of the American team. The firefighter asked, "Did you find it?" ”

As soon as he said this, the smile on Coulson's face suddenly disappeared, and he said with some grievances: "Tao is Tao, but it's a pity that it's fake." Those merchants from the East are so powerful that they even have a craft called 'old-fashioned', and they just make a card printed last month the same as it was decades ago, it's terrible! ”

Burst! The fireproof girl almost didn't laugh out loud: "Then didn't you lose a lot of money?" ”

"That's not it, someone specializes in collecting 'fakes', and I made a lot of money as soon as I got my hands on it, even more expensive than the real card, this world is really getting stranger and stranger."

What is this, after two months you see a meow hammer falling from the sky, you will understand what it means to be truly strange.

After asking about the horn, the fire prevention girl felt satisfied. She asked a second question: "Do you care about the rice?" I haven't eaten dinner yet. ”

Crunch, Coulson really slipped under the table this time, and when he got up, he didn't say a word, and said into the microphone on his collar, "Send me some steak and juice." What, can't you report if the food exceeds the standard? Okay, okay, I'll pay for it privately! ”

The fireproof woman smiled and said, "Let you break the bank." ”

Coulson also smiled: "No, it's me who didn't entertain well." ”

The steak and juice were quickly in place, and the fire prevention girl was not polite, picked up the knife and fork and ate it slowly. She is not an immortal, but a god, and although the power of her soul allows her to skip eating or drinking, she is still used to eating three meals a day if she can.

Although Coulson and Rose were watching, the fire girl didn't care in the slightest. She ate slowly, but also seriously, every movement was graceful, every swallow was calm and calm, not so much eating, but a pious ritual, full of indescribable beauty, so that Coulson and Rose were unconsciously silent, and even their souls felt a long-lost peace.

"You can see that you have a lot of respect for food." Coulson said.

The fireproof girl nodded: "Food represents life, I respect life, and I respect food." Eating is a luxury for the people of Lothric, and the Onion Knights from Takalina cook elemental soup and drink it just to regain a little bit of what it was like to be human. ”

"Once human?" Coulson gets to the point: "That is, isn't he human now?" ”

The firefighter smiled: "Don't worry, he is not what you think." He's a lot gentler than the two guys who wreaked havoc just now, after all, he's a knight. ”

Rose was excited, and ignoring his agreement that he had no right to ask, he stammered, "You mean, that onion knight is also a strong man, and he also has sanity?" ”

Because this is also what Coulson wanted to ask, he didn't stop it, but looked at the fire girl with Rose, waiting for an answer.

The Onion Knight is an undead person and can also be strengthened through the soul, so it is perfectly correct to say that it is a strengthened person.

So the fireproof girl replied truthfully: "Yes, he is also a strong person. ”

Ross leaned back in his chair and gasped for air. There was a smile on his face, and there was a flush, and the frightened Coulson quickly glanced at his crotch.

"Great, as long as I master this technique, I can ......" The old general began to float again.

Coulson still kept his senses and continued to ask, "That onion knight, is he amazing?" ”

"It's not a question of whether he's powerful or not, he's the kind of ......" The firefighter girl organized her language and said, "Your understanding of the human body is too superficial, and it is difficult for me to explain it to you." If you insist that I answer, then all I can say is that the Onion Knight is immortal! ”

"Immortal?" Coulson and Ross were taken aback, let's talk about science, why did you suddenly turn to fantasy?

"Miss Fireproof, the juice you just drank is not alcoholic, are you sure that the Onion Knight is immortal?" Coulson asked again.

"The Onion Knight is immortal, and the greatest wish of the undead is death. If he could die, would death still be his wish? ”

"Shhh Coulson and Ross put together a tactical back-step.

Rose asked excitedly: "But strengthening people are also people, I don't believe that there is technology to make people immortal!" ”

The fireproof woman said without giving any face: "That's because your technology is not in place." Oh, that green guy has touched the edge of immortality, if you don't believe me, you can try to dismantle him. ”

The green fat in the comics was chopped up and soaked in wine, and then it was not the same as the dragon. Although the movie world has been weakened a lot, trying to kill Green Fat is still a thankless epic task.

Ross was silent. As soon as he took out the green fat, he was always speechless, as if his cheap son-in-law was born to restrain him.

Coulson continued, "The Hulk's immortality lies in its strong defense and regeneration capabilities, I don't know if you ...... Or what about Lothric's augmented technique? ”

Just waiting for your words.

The firefighter smiled and said, "Bring me my spiral sword." ”