Chapter 324: Brains fast to resolve the crisis

The German commentator congratulated St. Pauli on winning the championship and said some official blessings, and then began to review St. Pauli's victory.

Group stage.

Knockout.

Feyenoord, Braga, Sevilla, Osasuna, and then the final with Espanyol, after commenting on each game and round after round, the commentator's statement became, "St. Pauli deserves to win the championship, because they have an excellent scorer like Zhen Shaolong, from the perspective of data, it can be said that St. Pauli's victory is due to more than half of Zhen Shaolong's credit!" ”

This is not flattery.

The German commentator then gave a set of statistics, "St. Pauli's League Cup has been played in thirteen games, including four games in the group stage, the final, and four rounds of two-legged knockout rounds, Zhen Shaolong played all the games, and completed a total of 33 goals. ”

"Thirteen games, 33 goals, an average single-game goal rate of more than 2.5......"

"This statistic is terrifying!"

"Even on average, Zhen Shaolong almost completed a hat trick in every game. A week ago, there were still a lot of people talking about Zhen Shaolong breaking Gerd Muller's league goal record, but now, looking at his statistics in the League Cup, we find ......"

"Zhen Shaolong's performance in the League Cup is even better than the league!"

"Perhaps, one thing we can be sure of is that the League Cup has 33 goals in a single season, this new record is very difficult to break again, unless one day the League Cup is restructured and every participating team has more opportunities to play, it will be too difficult......

"The previous record was only 16 goals......

Zhen Shaolong's League Cup goal statistics are enough to shock everyone who hears it, and many fans know that his goal efficiency is so terrifying.

Meantime.

The CCTV commentator was also talking about Zhen Shaolong's goal rate, with some joy in his tone, and countless admiration in his voice, "Zhen Shaolong, China's No. 1 striker, can also be said to be the world's No. 1 striker!" ”

"With 33 goals, he completely conquered the UEFA Cup!"

"This season, Zhen Shaolong has broken a lot of records, his first season in the Bundesliga, breaking Gerd Muller's record, with an unbelievable statistic, he has set a new record for goals in the League Cup, and he will also become the top scorer in the first season to participate in the five major leagues, and even the European Golden Boot award!"

"I won't talk about small awards like the best newcomer in the Bundesliga, but it's safe to say that he can already compete for this year's Ballon d'Or with his excellent performances."

"We don't know exactly how many awards he will win, but there's no doubt that in just one season, he's become the hottest star!"

In the admiration of the CCTV commentator, China's Internet is about to explode, and there is news about Zhen Shaolong everywhere, and the first, second and fourth news hot searches are all related to the League Cup final and his performance.

Netizens on major forums have also expressed their opinions, and they continue to praise and support Zhen Shaolong, and many netizens have logged in to foreign servers with the help of proxies, registered Facebook accounts, and paid special attention to Zhen Shaolong, so that they can keep abreast of dynamic news at any time.

Meantime.

There is a question about the final, which also appeared in the discussion of netizens, and during the game, some fans found that every time Zhen Shaolong shoots, he has to shout something, and what he shouts specifically, the fans are very interested.

The Internet is full of masters!

In a short period of time, a lip expert stood up and gave a definite answer to the question, "The front is 'justice and glory', and the back is 'I am invincible'!" ”

"It's not imaginary reminder teammates, or whatever, what he shouts is Chinese, Chinese!"

After several experts stood up and compared the lip shapes in the video a few times, the fans determined the content of Zhen Shaolong's shouting, and then began a heated discussion-

"Justice, glory? Zhen Shaolong wants to express that it is just to beat the Spaniards, and it is glory to win the League Cup? ”

"Zhen Shaolong just shouted victory in advance, and he often did this!"

"This is too arrogant!"

"Zhen Shaolong is invincible, five balls in a game, if you don't accept it, you can't accept it!"

"This is Niu X's player, when he shoots, he shouts 'invincible', and no one can stop him!"

“……”

Chinese fans couldn't be more satisfied with Zhen Shaolong's performance, and they were deeply honored by it, and the remarks were naturally full of praise, and occasionally there were some voices of 'shouting in the game when the brain is broken', which was also drowned out by the crowd of praise.

That's how it should be.

Zhen Shaolong's shouting did not affect the performance, but the performance was unanimously recognized, it doesn't matter what he shouts, the analysis with high support on the Internet, that is, Zhen Shaolong's 'personal hobby', he can shout whatever he likes.

The perspective shifts to the playing field.

When the referee announced the end of the game, St. Pauli cheered in unison, many players jumped on the spot with excitement, and some players had tears on their faces.

They, crying.

Zhen Shaolong's face was also filled with joy, and the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be hidden, but he didn't shed tears, because ...... Anyway, it's easy to win, what's there to cry about?

He saw that Jean's eyes were red.

Zhen Shaolong hurriedly walked over to comfort, "You actually cried?" It's different from usual! Still a man? ”

Jean hurriedly held back his tears, but couldn't help but hug Zhen Shaolong, "Thank you!" Thank you so much! I was able to win the UEFA Cup! Haha......"

Zhen Shaolong was also slightly moved.

Jean continued, "It's finally here! Ever since I was with Lanisha, I had lost my freedom, my past, I had lost everything, and for countless nights I dreamed of being with Fabian, in the Rope Walk, free......"

Jean recounted his dreams.

Zhen Shaolong was a little uncomfortable when he heard it, but when he thought of being a man and telling about his glorious history of prostitution, he couldn't stand it.

But, friend!

Zhen Shaolong, still out of friendship, reminded Jean, "If you really want to be free, I suggest you go somewhere else, the rope road is not for you." ”

When Jean asked again, Zhen Shaolong didn't say a word, because he and Lanisha also knew each other, and Lanisha helped last time when he was on a mission.

So......

I can't be sorry for my friends!

After the excitement and celebration on the court, Zhen Shaolong came to the sidelines, because a Chinese reporter beckoned him over, and winning the championship was a necessary step to be interviewed, but he was still a little resistant, because the interview was CCTV, and in the face of the live broadcast of the whole of China, he was worried that he would say something wrong.

The reporters of CCTV are still very friendly and will not ask difficult questions inexplicably, and the first question also put Zhen Shaolong at ease.

"Congratulations to you and St. Pauli on winning the UEFA Cup, how do you feel? Want to say something to the audience in front of the TV? ”

This one is so easy!

Zhen Shaolong said with sincerity in his eyes, "I'm very happy." In fact, the team's goal has always been not on the League Cup, because we are only promoted to this point, and the club is very excited to play so far. But that's football, we persevered and won the eventually. ”

"On the pitch just now, some of my teammates shed tears, which is the excitement of the championship. I'm also very happy that this is my first big win......"

Zhen Shaolong said a few words about winning the championship.

Then the reporter asked, "You've scored five goals in the game, are you going to be very excited, for the goals?" Five goals is a rarity in history, and you also broke the record for goals scored in a UEFA Cup final. ”

Zhen Shaolong hesitated, but still said truthfully, "There's nothing to be excited about, the record is just a record, I scored six ...... in the last match with Braga"

The reporter pulled the corners of his mouth slightly, coughed lightly and immediately switched to the next question, "We noticed that in the game, before every shot, you have to shout a sentence, and there are lip experts to interpret it, what you say is 'justice, glory', and 'I am invincible', what is the special meaning of these words?" ”

Zhen Shaolong hesitated even more.

After finding that Zhen Shaolong didn't speak for a long time, the reporter immediately asked, "Then let me guess, is it because you shout justice and glory because you think that winning the game is righteous and should be done, and you can get the glory of the championship if you win?" ”

Zhen Shaolong nodded vigorously and gave the reporter a thumbs up with a grin.

The reporter seemed to be encouraged and continued to speculate, "You shouted 'I am invincible' to express your self-confidence?" ”

Zhen Shaolong continued to nod.

He simply gave two thumbs up to the reporter, and he was very moved in his heart - see? This is the interviewer, so beautiful and generous, kind and easy-going, and more importantly, very empathetic and able to take the initiative to help him explain.

If it weren't for the live broadcast, Zhen Shaolong would have the heart to inquire about the phone number.

Good journalist!

A role model for journalists all over the world!

The live broadcast interview has not yet ended, and the reporter continued to ask, "Can you ask the question that fans are most concerned about......

"What?"

'How's your transfer going? Sorry, this question may be a bit private, but many people think that you will leave St. Pauli and the domestic fans are also concerned......"

When the reporter was talking, Zhen Shaolong had already turned his head to look at his teammates.

Kreuzer shouted very forcefully, "Let's go!" ”

Zhen Shaolong immediately said, "I'm sorry, I'm here first, I'm leaving, and I'll have to present awards in a while......"

Transfer?

Such a focused issue must not be revealed, not even by domestic media, let the central TV broadcast live, and the whole world will know about it.

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Zhen Shaolong is decisively flashing.

When he returned to the locker room, it was already a crowd of laughter, and after Zhen Shaolong entered, he immediately became the core of the 'hilarity', and his teammates were too jealous of his performance.

Confederations Cup Final!

Five goals!

Thirty-three goals were scored in the entire UEFA Cup, and the media summed up the UEFA Cup and the season, and there was no escaping his name, and his fame would spread all over the world.

So Zhen Shaolong was tricked.

In less than five minutes, he was covered in mineral water, and there were a lot of cookie crumbs stuck to his hair, and he didn't know which bastard found it.

Zhen Shaolong took a shower with sadness, and after the reorganization, everyone else was ready to go, and they had to return to the stadium to attend the award ceremony.

Bor walked over.

Bol's evil smile could be seen at a glance, Zhen Shaolong immediately turned his head, and saw that Bol was holding a blank piece of paper in his hand, which was the paper he pasted behind Bol before the game, which read, "I, Bol, have a big diao!" ”

No.

'Bol' has been changed to 'Zhen Shaolong'.

When Bol's machinations were discovered, his teammates in the locker room burst into laughter, presumably as one of the participants in the 'bought'.

Ball and Jean kept persuading together, asking Zhen Shaolong to stick the white paper behind his back, and the others also echoed, "Paste it, just treat it as if we did it." ”

"Everyone will know that you have a big ...... in the future"

"Many female fans will like it and look forward to it, and I believe that your popularity will definitely be better!"

"Or vote!"

"We are very democratic!"

Zhen Shaolong found himself 'democratic', or to put it another literary point, his teammates launched the 'tyranny of the majority', which is how the famous Socrates died in history.

He didn't want to die......

But in terms of force value...... Even if "Martial Arts" suddenly appeared, he would not be able to defeat nearly twenty people.

"What should I do?"

Zhen Shaolong quickly turned his brain, looking forward to resolving the crisis, and he immediately thought of an idea, "I think Mr. Bergman is also suitable." Yes, he is the beneficiary of the championship. ”

“——?”

The surrounding teammates wanted to hear Zhen Shaolong's logic.

Zhen Shaolong explained, "You want to! We've won the UEFA Cup, but it's just one more medal for each of us, have you increased your value for that? Has the salary package been improved? ”

"Even bonuses...... The club is only willing to pay 300,000 euros, which is too stingy! ”

Many teammates nodded their heads.

'Mr. Bergmann is different, he's going to be a star manager, he's going to have a great coaching career, and I've heard that the club is going to give him a new contract......

Zhen Shaolong said a few facts.

After hearing this, his teammates immediately felt that Bergman was more worthy of jealousy than Zhen Shaolong.

And then......

When the whole St. Pauli team stood on the field, waiting for the runner-up Spaniard to receive the award, Bergmann, who was standing in front with a smile on his face, unconsciously had a blank piece of paper behind him, which read-

"I,

Andreas Bergmann,

There is a big ディオ!! ”

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