145 I am the god of hamsters
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If you want Lu Qi to sum up this trip to Sakurajima, there is probably one word, boring.
Because of her duties, she can't go too far even if she is not at the negotiation site, and she has to keep an eye on her phone or computer screen at all times to ensure that she can answer technical details to her colleagues in charge of negotiations. There are not many of these problems, they are not difficult, but they are trivial, so that she has to be distracted even when she is shopping.
And she doesn't understand Sakurajima, so it's so lonely that she can't complain, communicate, and share when she goes shopping alone.
Finally, the negotiations came to an end, and the day of the planned flight back home arrived.
Lu Qi came to the airport with his colleagues, and when he was queuing up at the security checkpoint, he suddenly heard an emergency announcement from the airport. She didn't understand Sakurajima, but there was English on the radio.
Noticing the surprise on Lu Qi's face, the master next to him, who was not very good at English, asked, "Is there anything big going on?" ”
"Someone reported that there were dangerous items on a plane...... Lu Qi listened attentively again, and his face became more and more surprised, "And it's our flight!" ”
The mastermind was stunned. And a few colleagues next to me, who are also proficient in English, have long been stunned.
"So what do we do?"
"Is it the KB molecules who hijacked the plane?"
"The flight is definitely going to be delayed."
"Nonsense, the question is how do airlines arrange?"
Colleagues were babbling, and Lu Qi said "I'll ask someone" and walked towards the check-in desk.
Although I don't know Sakurajima, the staff at the international airport terminal naturally understand English, so there is no barrier to communication. Soon, Lu Qi asked the airline how to deal with it.
Returning to her colleagues, she said, "This time the flight is delayed, they may arrange a new flight for all passengers to ensure a safe alternative plane." ”
The main planner joked: "If you change an airplane, you can't have a problem, right?" ”
Lu Qi smiled: "How is that possible?" ”
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Wang Heng sat on a bench next to the subway station, looking around a little blankly.
The taste of waiting is the hardest, especially when the waiting result is very important, and you have nowhere to go. He's done what he can — he sent more than a dozen whistleblower emails not long ago.
Of course, the anonymous report email sent to Edo Airport and the police through the Internet, and layers of springboards were set up to carefully erase all traces to ensure that they would not be traced.
Will your plans go well? By now, he couldn't help but feel a little apprehensive.
Suddenly, a familiar child-like voice sounded beside him: "Are you looking at a female high school student passing by?" ”
Wang Heng turned his head and saw that the hamster was squatting on the seat beside him.
He sighed, "What's there to see? ”
Hamster: "Don't you have any special expectations for the high school girls in Sakurajima?" ”
Wang Heng glanced at the two girls who were passing by not far away. They wear JK school uniforms, but their appearance is mediocre, and the uniforms are also loose, which is completely different from the beautiful girls JK in the anime.
So he said, "There's nothing to look forward to." Let's get down to business, how is the plan going? ”
The hamster raised its head and looked at the sky, as if receiving radio waves.
After a few seconds, it muttered, "It's been successful, today's flight is canceled." ”
"That's good." Wang Heng patted his chest, and finally completely relieved himself.
However, after a while, the hamster remained in that position, as if frozen.
Wang Heng stared at it, and the heart he had just put down couldn't help but lift again......
Suddenly, the hamster said heavily: "Lu Qi still has to get on the plane the day after tomorrow, and the second plane still has to crash." ”
Wang Heng: "? ”
The hamster added: "But now it can be determined that the cause of the plane crash is the pilot." This guy named Yusho Sakata was cuckolded, and his parents had another medical accident and decided to take revenge on society. ”
Wang Heng: "...... If you want to take revenge, go to the pair of adulterers and silver women, why implicate innocent bystanders! ”
Hamster: "Anyway, let's take a taxi." ”
Wang Heng: "Hitchhiking? ”
The hamster showed a rare solemn look, and said seriously: "It is my job to deal with this level of anomaly. ”
Seeing it like this, Wang Heng couldn't help but ask: "So even if you don't have me, as a space-time administrator, you still have to deal with this flight accident that Lu Qi encountered?" ”
Hamster: "...... If you open a harem honestly, how can you have the trouble now? ”
Wang Heng: "Hehe. ”
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When Sakata returned to his home, he was the only one left, and the first thing he did was to open the professional-grade flight simulator that he had spent money to assemble and fly the route that he was supposed to fly today.
Head east, then turn southeast, deep into the depths of the Pacific Ocean, avoiding all known shipping routes and radars as much as possible. To do this, it is necessary to lower the altitude at times and raise it at other times, and to plan the route carefully so that there are no mistakes in between. Even a skilled pilot like Sakata needs to practice in advance.
He has practiced very well, and today should be the day of death.
There are not many times in history that the captain committed suicide, and people have learned a lesson and set up a lot of preventive measures. But Sakata Yusho thought it all through. After all, no amount of measures can hardly pull a person who is full of revenge against society.
"So you're going to hell."
Hearing this slightly stiff Sakurajima dialect, Sakata Yusho was startled. Turning around, following the prestige, the sense of surprise intensified.
Standing on the windowsill and talking, it seems that only ...... Hamster?
The hamster glared at him with judgmental eyes and continued, "Yusho Sakata, your soul will be tormented in hell for eternity. Do you know what Nose Hell is? Better than fire and cold, in the Hell of Abi, you will feel the purest pain for etern......ity."
Yusho Sakata was never a materialist. When the talking hamster appeared in front of him, and spat out the most terrible curse, the pressure of the long period shattered his already broken mind.
He rushed over angrily, trying to catch the hamster, but pounced.
The next moment, a strong electric shock in the back of his neck made him roll his eyes and faint. Before he lost consciousness, he only heard the mysterious voice drifting in his ears:
"I am a god, how dare you offend a god?"
What is it? Is it true divine power?
In a strong panic, Sakata soon fainted.
Of course, it was impossible for him to see the hamster standing on his back, with two small paws actually holding a powerful electric shocker. And the electric shocker was just placed behind the flower pot on the windowsill, in the dead end of his line of sight.
The hamster put down the electric shocker, patted his little paws, and said leisurely: "I can almost go to shoot a martial arts movie......
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