Chapter 130 The Yellow Commissioner who is still being rectified very miserably
Five p.m. the next day.
Standing downstairs at the uncle's house, Huang Xiaobei, who had no love to the extreme, hooked his back, raised his head, and looked up at the towering residential building in front of him.
The moment he looked up, the warm light of the setting sun hit that bleak face, and the fragrance of the girl beside him poured in, and the commissioner comrade smiled helplessly.
"Oh, although God still reserved the last trace of warmth for me, why can't I be simpler? For Mao, do you have to add these messy things to this so-called warmth? โ
"Huang Xiaom, what are you talking about?"
Commissioner Huang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and thought in pieces like a widow who had been tortured by the world.
"I'm so stupid, really. Because life is always full of many accidents, because I was born an unlucky guy, so I can't be smooth sailing, before getting good things, I will definitely go through hardships, but I can't remember this sentence even now? โ
"Can't remember anything? People don't understand. โ
"Well, the accident is talking again, the accident is torturing me again, hehe, although this accident is very beautiful, it looks cute, and the voice of the voice is also good to listen to, but ......"
Raising his eyes slightly, staring at the towering floor in front of him, Commissioner Huang burst into a smile.
"But you're here for Mao!!"
Turning his head to look at Miss Yiyi, who was dressed extremely young and beautiful beside her, and was full of precious gifts in her hand, Huang Xiaobei broke down and shouted.
"You're here for Mao! Miss, you're here too!! โ
"Because this is the gift that people give you in return (*โงโชโฆ) Are you happy, are you very happy? They're coming back with you," Miss Yiyi clapped for joy, and at the same time spun in circles on the spot.
The little black skirt with a white silk shirt is not too cute with the cute expression of the eldest lady.
If the eldest prince Chu was also present, it was likely that he would be adored by the lovely smile of the eldest lady on the spot.
But our Huang commissioner directly spewed out a mouthful of old blood.
"I, Nima, this is a return gift! Isn't my Nima's gift too bad! My Miss Nima, you said that the gift in your hand is a return gift, you can say it!! โ
Commissioner Huang, who had almost lost his mind, was about to snatch the gift from the eldest lady as soon as he stepped up.
"Give me the stuff, and you can go back yourself."
"Give it to me, oh give them all over! That middle-aged man doesn't need so many high-end things!! โ
Miss Yiyi hurriedly hid the gift behind her, and at the same time stared at Shui Lingling's big eyes, and asked innocently.
"Do you like toilets?"
"I like it....... Hehe. โ
"Smack!" Commissioner Huang, who almost lost his mind, raised his hand and slapped himself with a big mouth, laughing miserably.
"Miss, I don't like the toilet, and I'm wrong, please don't hate me, and don't let me go to the toilet......"
Miss Yiyi waved her little hand very generously, and then playfully blinked her big eyes, pointing at Huang Xiaobei and commanding.
"Then stand here, don't move, let's play the game of one, two, three wooden people now, you have to go to the toilet if you lose, you know?"
"Good ......."
Watching the eldest lady turn around, looking at the girl's graceful and moving figure, carefully gazing at the girl's proud long legs as white as jade, and the cute action of seriously covering her big eyes with her little hands, and finally, in the eldest lady's heavenly counting, the desolate Huang Commissioner once again laughed miserably in his heart.
Why, why is that? Why the hell is she here today!
Isn't the eldest lady supposed to be shopping or watching anime at this time? Because Mao will suddenly appear next to me!!
Glancing slightly at the gift in the eldest lady's hand that seemed to be over 100,000 yuan, and slightly glancing at the well-dressed eldest lady Yiyi, Commissioner Huang seemed to understand something.
looked at the gifts that he could never buy in his life, and looked sadly at the sixty yuan bottle of tiger bone wine that he had just bought from the stall in his hand......
Under this strong contrast, Commissioner Huang was even more tired to the extreme.
I don't know what her purpose is, but I'm sure she's here to fix me!
Kind enough to come home with me to see my uncle? Hehehe, how old are you this comrade?
Or the broad masses of the people, do you remember who made my current little bedsheet?
Wiping the old tears from the corners of his eyes, Commissioner Huang sighed.
Mom, you were waiting for me yesterday, and when you said the gift in return yesterday, you were already planning today's scene, right?!
Oops, I really want to thank the eldest lady, you said that the eldest lady and her old man are not fun to play in the hotel, and they actually chased me to the uncle's house to play me?
Oh, hard work, you're so hard.
"One, two, three wooden people! Hmph, I didn't move, come again. โ
Commissioner Huang laughed miserably.
Miss, I will never move at the moment, because I can't even feel my body!
Looking at the graceful back of the eldest lady who turned around again and began to count, Huang Xiaobei almost crushed his teeth.
I said that you couldn't see anyone for Mao all day today, and I said why did you tell Dao Ye yesterday that you were going out this afternoon, you had already planned everything, right!
Wait, oh, I see, I see, hehe, I see, I get it all!
Miss, the reason why you let me go before and took the initiative to tell me your wish is to go back to my uncle's house with me today, and then take the opportunity to take revenge on me or not!!
Staring at the seductive back of the eldest lady, Commissioner Huang gritted his teeth.
Why is there such a black-bellied woman in this world! Why is she still just fixing me alone!
Why, what the hell is Nima?
"One, two, three, wooden people! Cut...... Why don't you move! It's not interesting. โ
A flower-like smile appeared on Commissioner Huang's face, "Because I want to play with you, I must not move." Miss, you see me playing, okay, do you think I pretend to be a wooden person? Do you dare to go back to the hotel now? โ
"People are timid..... Scared ....."
"Don't sell cute, bastard!!"
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Today's Commissioner Huang is a person.
He took off his staff uniform and changed into his black leather jacket, a real person.
In fact, Comrade Commissioner is already good-looking, with big eyes, a high nose bridge, good facial features, and a really handsome young man, as long as he wears a little better, and don't smile too much, he pulls his face, and stands with the beautiful Miss Yiyi next to him, which really means that he is a little talented and beautiful.
But this is exactly what Commissioner Huang is worried about, otherwise he would not be afraid.
As we all know, he stood next to the eldest lady in a staff uniform, acting like a servant, and he didn't need to be blind, not a blind person could see that they were definitely not a couple.
But, but Nima, I didn't wear a staff uniform today! I'm wearing my own leather jacket! Standing with the eldest lady is a good match!!
Commissioner Huang couldn't help but feel a little fluttery.
Ahem, so this person relies on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and the handsomeness of this commissioner still needs clothes to set off, you see, as soon as he changes into his own clothes, this commissioner will ...... Is Nima now the time to stink! If Nima let Dao Ye see this scene, his old man would not be able to take the Qingbang Gang to directly level the entire community!!
Looking at the innocent and lovely eldest lady beside him, Commissioner Huang couldn't help but think in horror.
It's over, this is definitely the eldest lady's revenge plan against me, Dao Ye, Dao Ye must know about the scene in front of him, and it's hard to know that there is a big brother of the Qing Bang Gang nearby, and it's not good that Dao Ye is now killing me with people and horses!
Okay, okay, I know this is not realistic, Dao Ye doesn't have the courage to slaughter me downstairs at my uncle's house, and the eldest lady won't be so bad.
But that man! But if that invincible existence sees the eldest lady coming back with me, what kind of strange associations will he develop!!
At this moment, in the frightened pupils of Commissioner Huang, Uncle Liu's incomparably chilling smile naturally appeared.
"When are you going to get married?"
"When are you going to have a baby?"
"If you don't have a child, do you want to have one now?"
Hehehehe, hehehehe, I might as well not come back.....
Commissioner Huang, who hid his face and wiped away tears, desperately thought about what was waiting for him after tonight's meal.
Probably, it's probably better to live than to die, right?
"Get in, get in, do you know these things are heavy." The eldest lady's white and tender little hands were a little red by the rope of the gift, so she kept urging Huang Xiaobei to hurry upstairs.
Huang Xiaobei silently looked at the cute and moving girl in front of him, and said weakly.
"The eldest lady finally asked, are you really not here to play with me today?"
The eldest lady smiled sweetly, "Of course not, people are just here to see uncle, and they are definitely not here to play with you." โ
Seeing this, Commissioner Huang also accepted his fate, and stretched out his hand weakly and said, "Then I'll help you get a gift, it looks quite heavy." โ
Seeing this, the eldest lady hurriedly hid the gift behind her, and grinned: "No, because I bought these things." โ
Nima, I knew you were here to play with me!
Ahhh Let me eat this evil lady, let me eat her!!
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Miss Yiyi was an accident, it was definitely an accident, in fact, if according to Commissioner Huang's script, he should have taken Lao Wei's bald head and the Maozi brothers back to his uncle's house today. Of course, if Carl wanted to come, he also welcomed him, and just happened to receive some greeting gifts from Master Carl......
Chu Zifeng and Chu Qianqian? These two, like the eldest lady, belong to the list that is impossible to invite in this life.
What's that, don't get me wrong, I don't invite the eldest lady, it's not because it's annoying her..... Rather, I didn't want people to say that the toad wanted to eat swan meat, and I always felt that I and the eldest lady were not from the same world, so I put her and the Chu brothers and sisters who suffered a thousand cuts...... Although, although I occasionally annoy her to fix me, I am still quite happy to see her take the initiative to go home with me, but it is a little nerve-wracking, and I am afraid that my uncle will say something bad......
After explaining in his heart, Huang Xiaobei turned his head to look at Miss Yiyi, who was obediently following behind him, and watched the eldest lady blink at him cutely, Huang Xiaobei couldn't help but scratch his head weakly.
As for why he chose to invite the veterans to go home with him in the commissioner's script, of course, it was also due to the commissioner's own considerations.
That's what he thought, you said that if he took these inconsistencies home, the uncle would be embarrassed to ask him some more intimate questions, such as what he studied abroad.
At the dinner table, let the old guard take out the spirit of patting the horse, the Maozi brothers and the dead bald head will take turns to toast the uncle, and Carl will say something for himself on the side, then this level will be considered a fool!
However...... Tragically, neither Carl nor the old guard came, presumably not wanting to disturb themselves.
As for the dead bald head and the Maozi brothers...... Oh, the glorious deeds of these two great gods will not be clear for a while.
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After chatting with Carl about his past life last night, Commissioner Huang hummed a song and happily went back to the dormitory, ready to sleep well, so that he could go back to his uncle's house tomorrow. It happened that he also instantly asked Lao Wei and the dead bald head if they wanted to go back to eat with him.
But when Commissioner Huang returned to the dormitory, he was surprised to find that the dormitory was empty, and the old guard and the dead bald head were no longer in the dormitory.
In the mood of looking for his lost cat and dog, Commissioner Huang, who was so sleepy that he yawned, left the dormitory, ready to find his two roommates who had suffered a thousand cuts.
Don't get me wrong, Commissioner Huang didn't come to them out of kindness, but because there was no grinding teeth and snoring from those two bastards, Commissioner Huang couldn't sleep at night.
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The dishwashing room looked and it was empty.
I looked at the toilets on the first and second floors, well, but I found two big brothers who drank too much to go to the toilet.
I probably couldn't go out after going to the toilet, and I slept soundly on the toilet lid.
Huang Xiaobei closed the door of the toilet intimately and retreated.
Leaving the toilet on the second floor, Huang Xiaobei stood in the corridor and muttered strangely, "Strange thing, where did these two die?" Could it be that he ran away with the strength of alcohol? โ
"No, just like the grandson they drank, it's enough to get out of this commercial street, if you meet the demon party again halfway, it's really interesting."
After pondering for a long time, Huang Xiaobei silently turned around and cast his eyes on the closed door of the banquet hall behind him.
You can't finish it yet, right?
Can't do it.... When has this been?
Thinking about it, Huang Xiaobei pushed open the door of the banquet hall.