Chapter 29: Collecting Small Money
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The two police officers, Li Shuai and Shi Wenbin, were helpless and asked, "Then what do you want to do before you agree to leave us?"
Ye Xiaolong said unceremoniously: "In the middle of the night, you brought me to your criminal police team. Invite me to come, and send me back! I didn't have a penny with me. Do you still want me to walk back to the True Dragon Temple so far?"
Li Shuai smiled and said, "Our leader said, after the inquiry, let me drive you to the foot of the mountain of the True Dragon Temple." ”
Ye Xiaolong nodded and said, "Even if you have a little conscience!, however, I am a meritorious person who helped your police catch two A-class fugitives, can you still be embarrassed to let me go back hungry?"
Li Shuai and Shi Wenbin glanced at each other, it seemed that Ye Xiaolong was hungry and wanted to have breakfast. Their captain Fang didn't arrange this!
Li Shuai smiled and said, "Then I'll invite you to the snack shop opposite our office building and have some breakfast!"
Ye Xiaolong said with a smile: "Am I the people's hero who helped your police catch an important fugitive now?"
Li Shuai and Shi Wenbin nodded reluctantly.
Ye Xiaolong sat on the chair in the inquiry room, his legs crossed, and he was also a little angry in his heart at the repeated inquiries of these criminal policemen.
He deliberately wanted to embarrass the two police officers, so he said:
"Since I'm a people's hero, do you want to send me away for breakfast at a snack shop?"
Li Shuai asked, "Then where do you want to eat?"
Ye Xiaolong smiled and said, "Why do you have to go to a four- or five-star hotel for a meal!"
"Negative sentiment from Li Shuai, +666. ”
"Negative sentiment from Shi Wenbin, +566. ”
"Negative sentiment from Fang Weiguo, +666. ”
Ye Xiaolong saw that he had actually received Fang Weiguo's negative sentiment value, and he guessed that when he was questioned, there should be a police leader named Fang Weiguo watching in the monitoring room in the background.
At this time, Li Shuai and Shi Wenbin both showed embarrassment, if they invited this Ye Xiaolong to eat breakfast at the snack shop, then they felt that even if they paid for it themselves, there would be no problem, just a small amount of money.
However, this Ye Xiaolong made such an unreasonable request, and wanted to go to a four-star or five-star hotel for a meal, this is special, their monthly salaries together, I'm afraid it may not be possible!
Li Shuai looked at Shi Wenbin and asked for his opinion......
But Shi Wenbin moved his gaze to it, and put on a pretending that this is you Li Shuai, who agreed to invite Ye Xiaolong to breakfast on his own initiative! Whether or not to go to a star-rated hotel, it is none of my business! My salary has been handed over to my wife, where did I get the money!
At this time, Li Shuai's headphones sounded the voice of Captain Fang: "Four-star, five-star he's big! Li Shuai, you can take Ye Xiaolong to the big canteen of our police station and take a bite of breakfast!"
"Yes!" Li Shuai replied happily. Then, he smiled slyly at Ye Xiaolong and said:
"Ye Xiaolong, for breakfast, our captain Fang has already made arrangements, please come with me. After eating, I'll drive you back!"
"It's still your leader who is bright!" Ye Xiaolong praised.
However, he also knew that it was unlikely that the police would actually take him to a star-rated hotel to eat and drink. Before, I made that somewhat unreasonable request, just to find a punching bag and vent my breath.
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At this time, in the monitoring room next door, the mobile phone of the captain of Fang Weiguo rang.
As soon as he saw that it was his sister Fang Lingling's call, he answered.
"Brother, are you busy now?"
"Not busy. Xiaoling, are you off the night shift?"
"Well, at about two o'clock in the morning today, I received a report from a man named Ye Xiaolong.
Then, the case was transferred to your brother's criminal police team. How's the case going?
The A-class fugitives Jia Qiang and Jia Jie, have you been caught?"
Fang Weiguo frowned and said: "Xiaoling, you also know that the work of our criminal police team stipulates that no case can be disclosed to anyone who has nothing to do with the case!"
After Fang Lingling heard his brother say this, she was so angry that she pouted, and said angrily into her mobile phone: "However, I am also a policeman, and that case was transferred to your criminal police brigade after I received a report!"
"Sister, let's not talk about this! You just got off the night shift, let's go home early and rest!"
After Fang Lingling hung up the phone angrily, she pursed her mouth and thought angrily:
"Fang Weiguo, your brother is too arbitrary, all the grades I made when I graduated should have been able to enter the Municipal Criminal Police Brigade. However, you just placed me in a 110 operator with no skill content......"
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At this time, Ye Xiaolong already knew that Li Shuai said that their captain had an arrangement, in fact, what was special was to let him go to the big canteen on the first floor and eat the buffet breakfast in the big canteen with those police officers who had just come to work or had just finished the night shift.
The office of this criminal police team is an eight-story office building shared with the city bureau and the 110 command center......
Ye Xiaolong is not a picky eater. However, he thought: I finally entered the city once, and his master Qingyunzi is coming back today, so he just took advantage of this good opportunity to take advantage of the free pick-up and drop-off in the police car to bring his master some of his old people's favorite food in the city......
Ye Xiaolong said to Li Shuai that he was going to the supermarket to buy something to take home.
Li Shuai frowned and asked, "Ye Xiaolong, didn't you say that you didn't have any money with you?"
"Huh?!" Ye Xiaolong smiled, raised his mobile phone, shook it at Li Shuai, and said:
"Money, I didn't have to bring. However, I have a mobile phone! I can use WeChat payment!
By the way, I originally had 1 cent left in my mobile phone WeChat wallet, but thanks to a good-looking police lady in your police, she learned to do good deeds and sent me a big red envelope of 30 yuan!"
"Negative sentiment from Li Shuai, +666. ”
"I believe you're a big-headed ghost!" Through contact with Ye Xiaolong, Li Shuai knew that this young man always loved to run the train with his mouth full, and no word was true.
Are our female police officers so stupid? Can you still send you Ye Xiaolong WeChat red envelopes? I, Li Shuai, look so handsome, I haven't robbed the red envelopes of female colleagues!
Ye Xiaolong ran to the small supermarket next to the city police complex and picked out a can of Master's favorite stinky tofu, which was the most expensive Wang Zhihe brand in the supermarket.
Ye Xiaolong had long heard of this brand of stinky tofu, and the texture and taste were called authentic! In the past, Master had never been willing to pay for such expensive stinky tofu.
Ye Xiaolong paid 9 yuan and 9 jiao with WeChat, and after buying the can of stinky tofu, he put it into the arms of the robe and walked out of the supermarket.
Ye Xiaolong followed Li Shuai into the police canteen on the first floor.
Ye Xiaolong saw that this cafeteria was quite large, with more than fifty long tables, and each table could seat six people.
If this canteen is full, it can accommodate at least more than 300 people. Now, it is not yet 8 o'clock in the morning, and there are only seventy or eighty police officers sitting in the cafeteria, eating breakfast......
Li Shuai said to Ye Xiaolong: "Our cafeteria is self-service, you go with me to get the plate......
At this time, Ye Xiaolong also picked up a white steel fast food plate, picked up six large steamed buns, filled a bowl of egg flower seaweed soup, a bowl of porridge, and then sandwiched a few small dishes such as dried salted fish, peanuts, cucumber cold vegetables, and two pieces of bean curd on the dinner plate......
Finally, Ye Xiaolong asked Li Shuai, "Vegetable leaf eggs, is there a limit?"
Li Shuai replied: "For each meal, you can take two tea eggs to eat." ”
After Ye Xiaolong picked up two tea eggs, he saw that Li Shuai, who was fat, did not take the tea eggs.
Ye Xiaolong asked, "Officer Zhang, don't you eat tea eggs?"
"I have high cholesterol, I don't dare to eat it!" Li Shuai replied.
Ye Xiaolong said with a smile: "Well, you'd better not eat tea eggs, you've got fat and have a double jaw, it's time to lose weight!"
"Negative sentiment from Li Shuai, +666. ”
Ye Xiaolong continued: "If you don't eat tea eggs, then don't waste it! I'm not fat! I'm not afraid of high cholesterol!"
Li Shuai smiled knowingly, reached out and took a colander into the big basin, scooped out two tea eggs, and put them on Ye Xiaolong's full plate......
Ye Xiaolong smiled and nodded to Li Shuai, and said, "If you continue to control your mouth like this, you will definitely be able to lose weight successfully." ”
Li Shuai was speechless......
Ye Xiaolong reached into his arms and pulled out the small plastic bag containing the canned stinky tofu. Then, he put the four tea eggs into a plastic bag and put them in his pocket......
Li Shuai asked puzzledly, "Ye Xiaolong, don't you like to eat tea eggs?"
"I love to eat!" Ye Xiaolong replied honestly.
"You love to eat them, why don't you eat them, and still pick them up?" asked Li Shuai.
"I'm going to take it back to the Taoist temple and eat it with my master and my pet Xiao Ash!" Ye Xiaolong replied truthfully.
"Positive sentiment from Li Shuai, +666. ”
Now, there are seventy or eighty people eating in this cafeteria......
Most of them inadvertently saw that following the police officer Li Shuai was actually a strange young man in a Taoist robe......
"Negative sentiment from Wang De, +66. ”
"Negative sentiment from Li Fang, +45. ”
"From ......"
Suddenly, Ye Xiaolong received a lot of negative sentiment points, although there were not many for each provider, but, judging from the income records in the background of the system, the income of these more than 70 was exactly the number of more than 70 police officers sitting here!
Ye Xiaolong glanced at the police officers who were eating, and they all looked at him strangely.
Ye Xiaolong suddenly realized that the canteen here should be exclusively for police staff to eat. And outsiders like themselves come to eat here, and they must go to those police officers who think that they are here to eat, which has caused some negative emotions among everyone.
However, Ye Xiaolong felt that he could have a systematic small amount of money into the account, which was also good!
Ye Xiaolong had a whim, it was better to let the small money come more violently!
Ye Xiaolong first put the fast food plate full of food on the table next to him. Then, he took out the very authentic can of stinky tofu from his bosom and unscrewed the lid.
Suddenly, the authentic and very strong flavor came out......
smoked so much that Ye Xiaolong was staggered......
", why does it stink so much?" Ye Xiaolong muttered in his heart.
Ye Xiaolong grinned and held a can of stinky tofu with the lid open in his left hand, and held a plate in his right hand, and swaggered towards the middle area where the police officers were sitting most densely......
"What does it smell like?" ......
All the police officers who were eating breakfast fragrantly smelled a very disappointing authentic smell......
However, as decent public servants, they only let out a stinky fart when a colleague around them was ......
Although none of them were embarrassed to say it, they asked who put it?
However, they were chewing on their mouths for a fragrant breakfast, and immediately stopped moving, then held their breath and paused, and several middle-aged policewomen even exaggerated their hands over their own mouths and noses......
They were all prepared to escape this accidental "poison gas bomb" attack......
But, on the other hand, they didn't breathe for more than a minute, and when they breathed again, they thought that if they took a deep breath at this time, they should always be able to breathe normal and fresh air, right?
However, all the police officers still smelled a strange and unusually strong authentic smell......
Most of the police officers who were eating were secretly scolding in their hearts:
"What the hell, can you still make people a little appetizing?
It's definitely not just a fart!
This is special, who is it, pulling the crotch in the ......"
"Negative sentiment from Li Shuai, +800. ”
"Negative sentiment from Wang De, +666. ”
"Negative sentiment value from Li Fang, +666. ”
"From ......"
Ye Xiaolong was pleasantly surprised to see that now he was getting a steady stream of negative emotions from more than 70 police officers who were dining, and it was the kind of person whose income records were constantly rising......
Ye Xiaolong was very happy!
If I knew that I could get negative emotions so easily and then exchange them for a small amount of money in the system, then, when I was in the supermarket just now, I should have bought him three cans of stinky tofu!
Ye Xiaolong is definitely the kind of person who will never lose face if he makes money as long as he doesn't break the law.
In order to maintain a continuous income of negative emotions, he said to Li Shuai, a police officer next to him:
"I'm going to walk around and find a good spot. ”
Ye Xiaolong held the stinky tofu jar with the lid open in one hand and the breakfast plate in the other, but he was not in a hurry to find a seat to eat. Instead, I kept going around the seats where the police officers were sitting for breakfast......
"Negative sentiment from Li Shuai, +800. ”
"Negative sentiment from Wang De, +666. ”
"Negative sentiment value from Li Fang, +666. ”
"From ......"
Ye Xiaolong collected a large wave of negative emotions again......
At this time, many police officers had already discovered the authentic and incomparably stench, which came from this strange young man who had a seat on the plate but did not sit, and always circled around them......
Deputy Director Wang De retched and didn't spit it out. Then, with red eyes, he shouted:
"Li Shuai, come here! Who is the person you are leading?"
As soon as Li Shuai heard that it was Deputy Director Wang calling him, he immediately said to Ye Xiaolong:
"Hurry up and find a seat and sit down. I'll go over for a moment. ”
Li Shuai put down the dinner plate, trotted, and ran to Deputy Director Wang......
Deputy Director Wang's face was ugly, and he asked Li Shuai:
"Who is that man you brought?
This is a public place, how can you let him bring stinky tofu to our canteen?
Don't you know that when I smell it, I get sick to my stomach?"
Li Shuai laughed with him and explained patiently......
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At this time, Ye Xiaolong suddenly received a positive emotional value:
"Positive sentiment from Fang Lingling, +66. ”
At this time, among so many negative sentiment value income, a positive sentiment value income suddenly popped up. This made Ye Xiaolong feel quite surprised.
What's more, Fang Lingling, the provider of this positive emotional value, Ye Xiaolong still remembers her, she is the cute police lady who gave her a total of 30 yuan in red envelopes!
Fang Lingling, who is tall, beautiful, and dignified, has just gotten off the night shift.
This morning, she didn't want to eat breakfast in the unit cafeteria, it was always those seemingly good weeks of infinite circulation, and she had no appetite to eat......
When Fang Lingling passed by the door of the cafeteria, she was pleasantly surprised to smell the mellow and chic alluring smell of authentic stinky tofu wafting from the canteen......
This made Lingling, who was particularly good at this snack storehouse, very happy, and immediately had an appetite, and she walked directly into the police canteen......
Fang Lingling said happily to herself: "The canteen has finally given stinky tofu!"
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