The bright white moon hung high in the sky, the stars shone brightly, and a dark cloud quietly obscured the sky at some point.

From the beginning, it seemed that the wind was blowing all around, and the wind was whistling, making people unable to open their eyes.

Huang Xiaobei nodded.

Looks like it's going to rain tonight.

The eldest lady also looked up at the weather, but for some reason, when the eldest lady saw the dark clouds, she always subconsciously frowned.

It seems that the eldest lady doesn't like to see black clouds too much.

"It may rain at night, Huang Xiaom, remember to close the windows when you sleep."

Huang Xiaobei nodded, "Oh." ”

After speaking, Huang Xiaobei glanced at the eldest lady and couldn't help asking.

"Well, Miss, you, why did you come back with me today?"

Miss Yiyi didn't pause, and kicked the pebbles under her feet with a smile, "It's nothing, I just want to come and see my uncle." ”

Looking at Huang Xiaobei, who nodded in a daze, Miss Yiyi rolled her eyes with a black belly and cuteness, and said secretly in her heart.

"By the way, it also completely eliminates some of your thoughts, and makes you understand that the master is the most perfect woman in the world!"

Thinking of the senior sister in Huang Xiaobei's heart, Miss Yiyi clenched her little fists very angrily, looking like an angry little female cat.

"I dare to have other girls in my heart, this is absolutely impossible!"

Huang Xiaobei couldn't hear the eldest lady's heart, so he touched his chin and looked at the way of heaven with a confused face.

"Is that really the case? But, why do I always feel a little, a little uncomfortable? ”

Seeing this, Miss Yiyi stopped and turned to look directly at Huang Xiaobei.

In Huang Xiaobei's strange and puzzled eyes, Miss Yiyi grinned.

"Of course, it's more than that, this is actually a benefit given to pets by the owner, and the first time you receive this kind of benefit, of course you will be a little uncomfortable."

"Huh?" Commissioner Huang scratched the corners of his face in confusion.

What exactly is this person talking about?

The next moment, Huang Xiaobei only saw Miss Yiyi, whose face was full of seriousness, stretched out her white little hand and patted her shoulder.

Staring at the big eyes of the water spirit, he asked expectantly.

"Aren't you happy that the master is going home with you today? Happy, huh? ”

"Well, there really is." Huang Xiaobei rolled his eyes unnaturally and nodded.

Miss Yiyi patted Huang Xiaobei's shoulder with her right hand, stretched out her thumb with her left hand, stared at Shui Ling's eyes, and said very seriously.

"So in the future, you can only use the master as a sexual fantasy object, you know?"

"Sexual ......"

Heh, hehe, I really want to complain.......

Forget it, when you didn't hear it.

Huang Xiaobei turned his head coldly, but unexpectedly, the eldest lady chattered beside him again.

"Huang Xiaom, why don't you say the sentence "slave and maid will definitely do it"! Are you trying to use someone as a sexual fantasy object? Young people need to establish the right values! ”

Nima, what kind of correct values are these!

When does Nima have to set up the right object of sexual fantasy!

Anyway, Miss, I don't even bother to complain about you today, you are so full of slots for Mao!

Huang Xiaobei waved his hand exhaustedly, "Miss, don't make trouble, hurry up and go home and sleep, Dao Ye may be waiting for you a little anxious." ”

Miss Yiyi turned her head cutely, and her slender black hair swept Huang Xiaobei's face.

"Hmph, that's boring."

Feeling the fragrance between the eldest lady's hair, Huang Xiaobei silently breathed a sigh of relief.

For some reason, I suddenly felt a lot more comfortable.

Sure enough, it's not fun to be a quiet lady, that's right.

"Hey, Huang Xiaom, there's something I've always wanted to ask you."

Just as Huang Xiaobei patted his chest comfortably, the eldest lady inadvertently glanced at Huang Xiaobei beside her, pretended to be very accidental, and asked.

"Huang XiaoM, what does your mother look like?"

Walking on the path of the community with the eldest lady, Commissioner Huang said very plainly: "I don't know, I ran away after giving birth, and there is not even a photo at home, how do I know what she looks like." ”

"Do you want to call me mom then?"

"Shut up!! You shameless old thief!! Huang Xiaobei almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood and complained loudly, "Who wants to call you Mom, it's almost the same if you call me Dad!" ”

Miss Yiyi suddenly showed a childlike look of expectation, crossed her fingers, and said with a cute look.

"Did you like that tune?"

"Nima, don't think about it!! I don't have that weird fetish!! I don't like girls calling me dad perverted!! ”

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"I'm a little tired, let's go sit in that little gazebo for a while." Miss Yiyi rubbed her white wrist and pointed to the gazebo in front of her.

Huang Xiaobei didn't think much about it, he sat up directly, and then after the eldest lady sat beside him, the commissioner moved five steps to the side sensibly.

Mmmm, don't get too close, don't get too close.

Although this commissioner has always been a role model for Wei Zhongxian and other eunuch groups, he is far less controllable than those with physical defects, so he still has to stay away from the eldest lady, nothing else, mainly for fear of being misunderstood by others.

Seeing Huang Xiaobei sitting there talking to himself, Miss Yiyi smiled lightly

Holding her cheeks with both hands, Miss Yiyi turned her little head and asked curiously.

"Huang Xiaom, your mother treats you so badly, are you very annoyed with her? I also blame her? ”

Huang Xiaobei rolled his eyes.

For some reason, since I returned to the Celestial Empire, I always feel that the big guys are very attentive to my mother.

After thinking carefully about the eldest lady's question, Commissioner Huang said indifferently with a face written all over his face.

"What's not to worry about, I was raised by my father, not by her, besides, she doesn't owe me anything, I should be satisfied if she can give birth to me, why do you blame her?"

Miss Yiyi's eyes suddenly fell, hugged her legs, and whispered in defense.

"She may have other reasons, and you should be a little more understanding."

Commissioner Huang snorted disdainfully, cocked Erlang's legs, and said with a very underwhelming look, "Why? That must be the reason, I guess ah, it's that my dad is too poor and too ugly, so I ran away with a lot of money in my life. Oh, guess that's it, this woman....."

"Smack!"

Miss Yiyi picked up the pebbles on the ground and threw them on Huang Xiaobei's face, saying angrily.

"You're not allowed to say that, she, she, it's definitely not going to be this anyway!"

Huang Xiaobei rubbed his red and swollen forehead, and stared at the irritable Miss Yiyi with a confused expression.

"Miss, why are you so excited? By the way, how do you know her? Besides, apart from running away with Tu Daqian, can there be any other reason? ”

Miss Yiyi stared wide-eyed, but she couldn't find any strong theoretical basis, so she had to turn her head angrily.

"You just can't say that about her anyway!"

Huang Xiaobei was too lazy to be as knowledgeable as the eldest lady, and waved his hand, "You have to do it, don't say it, anyway, it doesn't matter to me what she does." ”

As he spoke, Huang Xiaobei crossed his arms, looked up at the starry sky above the gazebo, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Although I'm a little miserable, but after so many years, I've thought about it for a long time, I don't complain, I don't complain to anyone."

"Why don't you complain?"

Commissioner Huang smiled, "Why else, I'm doing well now, you see that my uncle is so good to me, why do I still want to go over." ”

Hearing Huang Xiaobei's answer, Miss Yiyi smiled sweetly, and playfully reached out and nodded Huang Xiaobei's nose.

"Huang XiaoM is the best, so you can't think about it again in the future, do you know? You want to live every day happily, are you happy to see that people are going home with you today? Let's not keep thinking about the past, okay? ”

Commissioner Huang looked directly at the cute girl in front of him.

Somehow, he suddenly felt that the reason why the eldest lady came back with him today was because he took pity on him.

Wait, poor?

Hehe, she, she's not going to hear my conversation with Carl last night, is she?

This seems to be impossible, you must know that the eldest lady seems to be a character with superpowers.

But to Huang Xiaobei's surprise, when he guessed that the eldest lady heard his conversation with Carl last night, Comrade Commissioner just touched his nose, and was not as embarrassed as he imagined.

Hearing?

Huang Xiaobei smiled.

It doesn't matter if I actually hear it, although what I said last night was rather shameful, it's all black history.

But I don't know why......

The corner of his eyes gently swept away the smiling cute girl beside him, and Huang Xiaobei pursed the corners of his mouth slightly.

But if the eldest lady really took the initiative to accompany me home today because she heard my conversation with Carl last night, then it seems to be cute.

"Miss, somehow, I suddenly noticed that you seem to be pretty good."

"The master is already very good." Miss Yiyi raised her little head proudly.

"Can you give me back Brother Xiong?"

"Then you can go to the toilet too, okay?"

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In the dormitory in the basement of the hotel, Weslin, who was eating dinner and takeout, couldn't help but raise his head strangely when he looked at the text message he had just received.

"Big deal? Xiaobei, what is this talking about? ”

Tang Seng, who had not yet sobered up, shouted like a salted fish on the bed.

"Foreign devil, what are you muttering?"

Lao Wei put down his mobile phone, drank gruel and said, "Xiaobei just sent me a text message, saying that there is a big deal tonight, so let's prepare well." ”

Elder Tang rubbed his eyes in confusion, "He can have a big deal with fart, didn't he go home for dinner?" What, why did you still make a big deal? ”

Lao Wei's face was full of strangeness, biting the bun, and he said vaguely.

"The devil knows what the situation is, but I always feel that something is not right, eighty percent of Xiaobei wants to pit them."

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"Huang Xiaom, what did you look like in the past?"

"I declined to answer that question."

"Tell me about it, people are just more curious."

Huang Xiaobei glanced at Miss Yiyi, who was already sitting next to him at some point, even though the girl's unique fragrance lingered on the tip of his nose, but Commissioner Huang, who regarded Wei Zhongxian as his idol, was serious.

"Your curiosity is definitely not my past, and I can officially tell you that my past is quite miserable, there is nothing to say."

Miss Yiyi cut and moved to Huang Xiaobei's side.

"You actually found out, but, the owner is just curious about whether you have had a girlfriend before, so why don't you share your love process as a pet with the owner."

My love as a pet..... Ahh

Seeing that Huang Xiaobei didn't speak, Miss Yiyi smiled evilly, "It won't be at all, right?" ”

Commissioner Huang immediately put on a playboy look, "Of course there is!" How could it not be, the eldest lady is not afraid to tell you that my girlfriend is not blowing with you, it is full of ......."

Miss Yiyi's eyes widened and she grinned.

"It's not a ( ̄▽ ̄) fantasy~*"

"That's not ......."

Miss Yiyi continued to stare at her big watery eyes and asked.

"And what does the girl you like look like?"

Huang Xiaobei thought for a moment.

"What does it look like, it's probably ......."

Huang Xiaobei hadn't finished speaking, but unexpectedly, the eldest lady blinked her eyes seriously.

"How big is Opai? What does a fat secondary look like? What do you need for skills? Deep.. Larynx.. Is technology a threshold for choosing a mate? ”

I'm going to drive this car too fast!!

I'll you, Miss, your previous question was obviously normal, but the next moment for Mao, it will become this kind of problem!

Anyway, this should be a topic of conversation between two men, right? How can you say such a brave thing when you are a girl who is not blushing and panting!

Commissioner Huang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, looking like I was still too young.

"Well, I, I like quiet girls."

Huang Xiaobei tried his best to make the conversation between himself and the eldest lady normal.

"Of course, it's better for girls to be quiet, it's boring to make trouble, and the personality must be gentle, and there is ......."

"So how big is the European pie? (●ﾟωﾟ●)”

Hehe, pretend not to hear, pretend not to hear.

"In addition to being gentle in character, I must be good to me, and ......."

"It really doesn't need to be deep.. Larynx.. Technology? o(￣▽￣)ｄ”

"Deep ....... Hehe, in addition to being good to me, you must also be filial to your elders, and you must be generous, not too ......"

"Edo's forty-eight hands need to be mastered at least half, right? (～￣▽￣)～”

"Ahhh Shut up!! ”

Commissioner Huang frantically grabbed his head and shouted at the sky.

"I've been working hard to change the topic, but I just can't turn back because of Mao!!"