Chapter 163: Weapons in the World
"Ready, ready, ready! Serve the food! ”
The impatient look of the eldest prince Chu fell perfectly in the eyes of Huang Xiaobei and the others.
Huang Xiaobei pushed the old guard beside him, "Have you ever seen someone who is in such a hurry to be reincarnated?" ”
Lao Wei smiled bitterly and shook his head, "I really haven't seen much of it." ”
"The big meal is coming, the cuties are ready with knives and forks, and the roast suckling pig needs to be sliced by themselves to be delicious."
Miss Yiyi's soft and cute voice sounded from the back kitchen again, and the current eldest lady should be making preparations, such as putting the roast suckling pig on a plate or something.
As soon as the eldest lady's words fell, the eldest prince Chu took out a knife and fork from the pocket of his suit.
Holding a fork in his left hand and a knife in his right hand, the corners of Prince Chu's mouth even began to flow, and he looked salivating to the extreme.
The eldest prince of Chu, who was holding a knife and fork, stared at the door of the back kitchen excitedly, and at the same time did not forget to tell Huang Xiaobei with his eyes shining.
"I'll be the first to eat in a while, if anyone dares to rob me, see if I don't play with him!"
Huang Xiaobei waved his hand in tacit understanding.
"You please, please."
"Gollum."
At this moment, the sound of the dining car grunting across the ground came from the ears of the eldest prince Chu.
As the beautiful girl gets closer to herself, the meal she has worked so hard to cook for herself is also getting closer to herself! The corners of Prince Chu's mouth were about to fall to the ground, and the light in his eyes became stronger and stronger.
"Don't rob me, in front of Yiyi, I'm really going to turn my face!"
"Don't worry, don't worry, no one will rob you today, whoever robs who is a bastard, right?"
Everyone nodded at the same time.
"Yes, yes, Master Chu, please please, we are bastards if we rob us."
"Yohe, I can't see that you guys are quite human, okay, if Brother Rong eats well today, he will have a red envelope of five hundred yuan per person for a while."
In the face of such a bold Chu Dagongzi, everyone who is very humane nodded with a smile.
"You break the bank, you break the bank."
"Bang!"
Under the expectant gaze of Prince Chu, Miss Yiyi and Chu Luoli, who were pushing the dining cart, finally opened the door of the back kitchen and appeared in front of them.
The pink helloKitty chef outfit, worn on the eldest lady's body, will actually give people a sense of nobility like a princess's long dress.
With a faint smile on her face, Miss Yiyi slowly pushed the dining cart in front of everyone.
The eldest prince of Chu, who was excited earlier, fell into petrification as soon as the eldest lady appeared pushing the dining cart.
Standing in place, he watched Miss Yiyi walk towards him step by step, unable to say a word.
At this moment, looking at Miss Yiyi with a faint smile on her face, Duke Chu seemed to see a fairy who came to the world, floating in.
Master Chu looked at the beautiful Miss Yiyi stupidly, and came to his side step by step.
But he didn't notice at all that the eldest lady's smile was always aimed at Huang Xiaobei, who was picking his nose behind him.
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Pushing the dining cart to everyone, Miss Yiyi sweetly took off the chef's hat on her head, and when she boarded, her smooth long black hair fell and spread around the shoulders of the eldest lady.
The beautiful long-haired girl gently pulled the long hair in her ear, bowed to everyone with a smile, and looked at Huang Xiaobeidao.
"The roast suckling pig is ready, everyone has to work hard to eat it today."
Seeing the eldest lady Yiyi with long hair scattered, the eldest prince Chu was even more excited, and was completely impressed by the flower and moon appearance of the eldest lady.
In the next moment, a hungry wolf-like howl came out of the throat of the eldest prince of Chu, and then he pounced directly.
The sound of sycophants poured out overwhelmingly.
"Yiyi, Yiyi, I haven't seen you for so long, and you've become beautiful again! Look at this outfit, it's so suitable for you, look at this little dress, and then look at the cat on it, it's a perfect match with our Yiyi, Yiyi, this is what you cook, right? I'm smelling its fragrance from afar, and I must be the first to eat, and I must be the first to eat. ”
Staring at the cheeky back of the eldest prince Chu and his pug-like appearance, Huang Xiaobei couldn't help but shudder.
Isn't he sorry when he says this? It's still smelly, this mushy smell is about to break through the sky, right? ”
Lao Wei felt a little threatened in the face of Chu Dagongzi's sycophancy.
"Oh no, I've met an opponent."
didn't look at the eldest prince Chu who was around him, nodding his head, Miss Yiyi cast her eyes on Huang Xiaobei and said coquettishly.
"Huang Xiao M roast suckling pig is good, come and taste it."
Huang Xiaobei smiled and waved his hand.
"Master Chu is a good person, let him eat first."
"Yes, yes, Master Chu eats first, he is a good person, he must be allowed to eat first."
"That's absolutely, if such a good person as Prince Chu is not the first to eat, then is there any heavenly reason in this world?"
Hearing that Huang Xiaobei and these people actually knew how to speak for him with such a conscience, Master Chu was moved.
What's wrong with this group of people, why are they all facing me like this today.
Taking advantage of the eldest lady's inattention, Chu Dagongzi Zhijie lifted the lid of the dinner plate and laughed.
"Yiyi, since everyone has said it, then I'm welcome."
Seeing that the eldest lady frowned, obviously not wanting to be the first to eat, the eldest prince Chu hurriedly said.
"Yiyi, you may not know, there are also a lot of celebrity chefs in our club, and we have been with them for a long time. Live, no, no, it's the technique of my tongue, that's more than one realm, to put it mildly, after eating the food you made, I will definitely be able to help you find out the imperfections that are lost, so that you can also correct it, don't you think it's right? ”
Miss Yiyi's frowning brows relaxed, obviously thinking that what Master Chu said was quite reasonable.
But Miss Yiyi still looked at Huang Xiaobei with resentment, pouted, and made a "woo-woo" sound, still wanting Huang Xiaobei to be the first to eat.
And Commissioner Huang simply looked up at the ceiling, ignoring the cuteness of the eldest lady.
Nonsense, it's going to be cute?
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On the other side, Master Chu held the lid of the dinner plate in his hand, and turned to look at everyone excitedly.
"Don't rob me, if anyone dares to rush up uncontrollably for a while, there will be no red envelopes!"
The big guy waved his hand modestly.
"It's all yours, it's all yours."
Master Chu nodded with satisfaction, and the next moment, Master Chu slowly closed his eyes, like a pilgrim, and came to the plate of food.
I saw that the eldest prince of Chu, who had his eyes closed, showed a peaceful smile like being redeemed on his face as soon as he smelled the mushy smell of the food.
With his knees slowly bent, Grand Master Chu slowly squatted on the ground, greedily sniffing the mushy smell of food, and a peaceful smile filled every corner of his facial features.
"Ah, I knew that Yiyi's food was the best in the world, and the aroma alone made me unable to extricate myself. Yiyi, you are such a genius, you are truly the most beautiful chef in the world! ”
The eldest prince Chu, who closed his eyes tightly, bragged about the eldest lady to the fullest.
"Look at it, take a good look at it, a beautiful girl who has only learned cooking skills for less than a few days, can actually make such a delicious dish, how can this be described as a genius, it is simply a peerless genius, you look at this color, you look at this fragrance, it is just like this world....... Well, Yiyi, where is the roast suckling pig? ”
Master Chu finally opened his eyes and finally saw what was on the plate.
A piece of burnt wood?
No, this thing seems more appropriate to describe as some kind of unidentified object.
Hearing Master Chu's question, the eldest lady was reluctant to talk to him, just frowned and pointed to the black unknown object on the plate.
Master Chu looked in the direction of the eldest lady's finger, and then saw the long black object on the plate again.
After staring at the black object on the plate for a long time, Master Chu immediately waved his hand and smiled easily.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible, isn't this just a burning stick, did you take it wrong?"
Huang Xiaobei, who was sitting on the side, clapped his hands in admiration.
"Although this guy is a little perverted, his aesthetic is still the same as ours."
Qianqian was unhappy, I heard that the eldest prince Chu said that what she and her senior sister worked so hard to make was a burning stick? Little Lori was furious.
"Hey! Do you have long eyes? This is the fresh suckling pig that my senior sister and I roasted for most of the day, do you eat it? If you don't eat it, we'll give it to someone else. ”
"Don't don't, I'll eat, I'll eat."
The eldest prince of Chu threw himself next to the dining car and protected the unknown object inside.
What Yiyi makes for others to eat first? Dream on! Brother Rong is here today for Yiyi's feast, or, or rather, the burning stick.......
Stopping the angry little Lori, the eldest prince Chu half-knelt beside the dining car, and once again cast his eyes on the long black object on the dinner plate.
It was the color of dead wood that had been burned by fire, and there was a choking smell of paste all over the body, and there seemed to be a little sauce on the surface.
But why doesn't that sauce smell right, like a stinky tofu sauce?
Don't understand? That's because the sauce on the suckling pig smells so bad! It's even better than the taste of stinky tofu!
Standing up, Master Chu walked around the dining car twice, constantly looking at the magical items on the plate, the more he looked, the more mysterious Mr. Chu's face became.
This, is this really a roast suckling pig? Not quite like that.......
However, if you insist that this is a roast suckling pig, it is not impossible.
It should be the first half of the burning stick, and you can indeed see the appearance of a pig's head, but the pig's facial features have already been roasted into a piece, and they are gathered together, how do you look like a monster.
But for Prince Chu, as long as it is something made by Yiyi, even if it is really a burning stick, he will unswervingly eat it.
"I know I know, I have seen this kind of roast suckling pig, which is a kind of roast suckling pig technique from South America, that is, it looks average, but it tastes, hehehe, it is definitely the most delicious in the world!"
Looking at the eldest prince Chu who has been patting the eldest lady's sycophants until now, and seeing that he is really ready to taste the burning stick on the dinner plate, Huang Xiaobei nodded in admiration.
"He's so daring."
Taking out the knife and fork in his hand, Master Chu gently inserted the fork into the black object, ready to taste what it tasted like.
As a result, the fork didn't get in.......
Master Chu inserted it again, but he still didn't insert it.
When Master Chu desperately inserted the fork into the black object below, the fork ....... It's bent.......
At this moment, the facial features of the eldest prince Chu were also like the pig's head that was roasted to the point that it could no longer be rotten, and they gathered together in a dead ball.
Staring at the crooked knife and fork in his hand, Master Chu took a deep breath and slashed the dinner knife in his hand again.
"Ahta!"
"Bang!" A clash of gold and iron sounded.
The knife in the hand of the eldest prince Chu was broken in half in response.
Master Chu narrowed his eyes and looked at the invulnerable roast suckling pig in front of him mysteriously.
For, for Mao to take a dinner knife to cut it will make a sound of gold and iron blowing?
This, this really is........
In other words, even if I do eat it, will I bite it?
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When they heard the crisp sound, everyone's eyes widened in unison.
Obviously, the eldest lady once again taught everyone a vivid lesson with her dark cuisine.
Everything can be turned into an artifact in the world after the cooking of the eldest lady.
Staring at the table knife broken in half on the ground, Huang Xiaobei stepped forward, picked up the roast suckling pig on the plate and waved it twice, as if he heard the sound of a sharp weapon cutting through the space.......
"This thing, killing people should be good."
Elder Tang stepped forward to study the study.
"I'm afraid I can catch Wukong's golden hoop stick, and at least three sticks!"
Huang Xiaobei simply took the divine weapon in his hand and waved it.
"Miss, why don't you just go and become a blacksmith, good guy, let you make this dish, Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick can't be broken."
In the face of everyone's ridicule, Miss Yiyi stomped her feet angrily, and the aggrieved ones were about to cry.
"Don't eat it! People can take it and throw it away! ”
"Don't throw, don't throw! I'll eat! ”
At the critical moment, not to mention that the eldest son of Chu was powerful enough, he directly snatched the roast suckling pig in Huang Xiaobei's hand and slapped his chest.
"I'll eat, I'll eat! Yiyi, rest assured, they don't understand the appreciation, only I understand you in this world! ”