Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Affair Between Humans and Dogs
Suddenly, a sound of "pop~" sounded in the hall, and it was the dog who made a move.
"Boy, if you have an idea, don't you say it quickly, what are you doing grinding and chirping?"
Dog Xiaotian scolded and scolded, dancing at Cui Bisheng, and constantly spitting in his mouth, although Cui Bisheng was right, but his appearance was too popular, and he couldn't beat him if he didn't want to.
Scolding and scolding, the corners of Dog Xiaotian's mouth were about to crack directly, and the arc of the crack was a little exaggerated, almost swallowing Cui Bi's life alive.
Not only him, but the wolf Xiaoyue on the side also had a bad face, a wolf and a dog looked at Cui Bisheng with a frosty face, and his expression was simply angry.
Damn, get carried away again.
Cui Bisheng really wanted to slap himself, he didn't know how his father allowed his stupid head to survive, but no matter how he said it, this was himself, who would want to die if he could live.
The hero doesn't suffer immediate losses, Cui Bisheng decided to stabilize this wolf and dog first, so as not to invite another unprovoked disaster.
So he immediately changed his smiling face, and flattered an old man and a dog:
"Two big guys, how dare I grind and chirp, for you, I am like a surging river, like the Yellow River bursting its embankment out of control, isn't there an idea?"
Cui Bisheng said, he looked at Li Chengdao on the side, a little ill-intentioned.
"Daxian, what's the matter with me? Things that none of you can do, it will be very difficult for me to come" Li Chengdao was Cui Bisheng, and when he glanced at it, he only felt a tremor in his heart.
Cui Bisheng said: "Don't worry, you can definitely do this, and it will be easy for you." ”
However, even if Cui Bisheng said it wildly, Li Chengdao just didn't want to believe it: "Can I not do it?" ”
"Hehe, what do you say?" Cui Bisheng did not answer, but asked rhetorically.
"Then I understand, please tell Daxian."
"Why are you so nervous? Since this great immortal said that you can do it, you can do it, and this great immortal will not harm you, what are you afraid of?
If I really want to hurt you, why bother so much? Isn't it over if it's just a one-size-fits-all approach? ”
Cui Bisheng made a chopping motion with both hands in front of him.
Well, although he still doesn't want to believe it in his heart, Li Chengdao knows that what Cui Bisheng said is true.
With the skills of the three of them, if they really want him, it is estimated that everyone in the entire Anlu County Royal Mansion combined will not be able to stop him.
Since ancient times, the concept of the ancestors has long been deeply rooted in people's minds, even if no one has ever seen it in person, but there is only a deep awe of immortals and people.
And there are three kinds of immortals that are commonly known in the world, earth immortals, heavenly immortals, and immortals.
Earth Immortal: The body has become a spiritual substance, and it can live forever. Often in the fairy cave house. This matter is related to the innate ancestral qi, and it is a great creation, and it cannot be achieved by non-Dan Dao methods.
Immortals: The yang god is condensed, and there is no way to change the gods, and all the divine powers are there, "words come out of the law".
Heavenly Immortals: Beyond the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements. In fact, it is to assimilate with the origin of the Dao, that is, the body is the Tao.
There are poems and clouds, for immortals:
White skin is better than frost and snow, and brown hair is like a fairy.
The eyes are bright and the sun and the moon, and the two eyebrows gather the wind and clouds.
If the spring immortal is not like this, the moon god should be invisible.
One day to plug in the wings, the phoenix soars in Sanqing.
The Tang Dynasty was an era of great prosperity of Taoism, and the supreme philosophy of Taoism [Tao begets one, one begets two, two begets three, three begets all things... The voice of the people is very high, and it has reached the point where the Analects and Analects are on a par with each other, and even Lao Tzu's famous sentence [Tao Ke Dao, very Dao, name can be named, very famous...] has been praised by the world as an immortal classic, worshiped by tens of millions of people.
Therefore, the traditional concept of Taoism's so-called lifting of the sun and rising to become an immortal is also accepted by the world, so the world has a concept of immortals.
Immortals are synonymous with power, and not only that, but they are also extremely mysterious and irresistible.
As I said before, when the emperor is angry, he ambushes millions of corpses, and when the immortals are angry, I am afraid it will be the overthrow of the dynasty, right?
This is also the reason why Lee Seung-do is so afraid of Cui Bisheng, there are too many mysteries in them, and the more mysterious things are, the more dangerous they are, and no one is willing to try to uncover this mystery.
"Actually, it's not a big deal, it just takes you to take us into the palace for a walk.
Don't worry, we are also reasonable people, we won't embarrass you, you don't have to deliberately go somewhere, as long as we can ensure that we go to the Tang Emperor's office to take a turn.
Of course, it is even more okay to turn around the Tang Emperor's dormitory. Cui Bisheng said.
"That's it?"
Lee Seung-do obviously doesn't believe it, is this typical thunder and rain small? Moreover, it was just a matter of entering the palace, Li Chengdao didn't think that with Cui Bisheng, a few people would not be able to do it.
It's easy, that's fine.
If you look at Li Chengdao's idea according to ordinary people's thinking, it is indeed correct, but the imperial city is guarded by dragon qi, and if Cui Bisheng acts here, his ability will be greatly weakened, not that they are evil, but the laws of heaven do not allow it.
But if the laws of heaven allow, then there is nothing to do with Li Chengdao.
"What's the boy? You don't even want that? Don't you want you to say it earlier, don't worry, we are all reasonable people, and now you boldly say yes or no? If you say you don't want to, the king will let you go at once. ”
And at this moment, the dog Xiaotian came from the side at this time, it was supported by two hind legs, half of its body floated lightly, and stood like a human, its two front paws were uneasily pressed to the mouth in front of its chest, making a creaking sound.
Threats, naked threats!
Li Chengdao almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood, why are you a fool for me? I guess if I don't want to say a word now, I won't be hammered into a patty by you the next moment.
Good men don't fight with women, and good people don't fight with immortals.
Li Chengdao nodded helplessly: "Okay, I will accept this matter, and I promise to take you to the palace."
But not now, since I have been busy with you in the morning, I haven't had time to eat a mouthful of food, at least I have to wait for me to have lunch, right?
And you immortals must not have had lunch either, right? Why not eat together? ”
"Gurgling~" As soon as Li Chengdao's voice fell, Cui Bisheng, the belly of the three guys, I don't know whose situation it was, screamed at the right time, like thunder on the ground, running through the entire hall.
"Ahem~ahem... ~”
"What are you doing with King Ben? It wasn't me just now. The dog's howling voice also came out at this time, without the slightest embarrassment:
"But boy, you are very good, this king can say it first, it's okay to eat here with you, but you definitely can't bribe me."
"How is that possible, it is the villain's honor for Daxian to eat here with the villain, it is completely the villain's volition, how dare the villain bribe you?" Li Chengdao hurriedly waved his hand.
At the same time, he was also very confused in his heart, who can tell me what is going on?
I have seen that mortals will suffer because of being bribed, are the gods also afraid of being bribed? Isn't this scientific?!
………
"Yo, this palace is really good, just looking at the outside is resplendent and magnificent, no wonder you mortals want to be emperors."
Outside the gate of the palace, a brocade-robed young man walked over with a group of people in eight steps, who did not recognize his relatives.
At the back were sixteen guards with knives, all of them wearing armor and helmets, and followed the people in front of them with cold expressions, forming a huge aura around them, as if to warn outsiders - don't approach the living!
This is a subordinate sent by Tang Emperor Li Yuan personally for Li Chengdao, and on the day Li Chengdao was named the king of Anlu County, he was given it as a town house for his own use.
Don't underestimate these sixteen people, don't look at their small number, but these are all soldiers who followed Li Yuannan to conquer a hundred battles and experienced hundreds of battles in large and small battles, but they are not cabbages, each of them is extremely precious, enough to provoke a big beam!
And among the men guarded by this group of soldiers there were two of the most special things, one was gray-white, with its ears erect and its limbs on all fours, its fangs exuding endless power in the sun, this is a wolf!
And beside this wolf, there is also a thing similar to its body, also on all fours, there are still terrifying fangs at the corners of the mouth, but the ears are drooping, this is a dog!
The man and the dog were amazed at the scenery of the capital year after year, and along the way, everything they saw was strange and they had to comment on it from time to time.
"This kind of life won't change for a fairy."
Who is this person and a dog, not a dog and a wolf Xiaoyue?!
Of course, the young man in the brocade robe was Li Chengdao, and he didn't dare to make an appointment with Cui Bisheng, so after eating a full meal comfortably in the Anlu County Palace, he took a few people on the road.
He didn't dare to delay what the Immortal Progression commanded.
"It's a mistake to come to Daxian, although this palace looks quite magnificent, but it is much inferior to the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Treasure Palace."
Talking about facts, although I heard Wolf Xiaoyue and the two say that this palace is quite beautiful, Li Chengdao was a little happy in his heart, as if his own things were recognized by others.
But happy is happy, Li Chengdao can't get the thoughts of the two of them, just as he said, the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Treasure Hall is many times better than here, who knows if the two of them are mocking?
What Li Chengdao didn't know was that the two of them were really not mocking, they were really surprised by the momentum of this palace, although they were already in the immortal class at this moment, with the ability to be immortal and immortal, but they really hadn't been to the Heavenly Palace, let alone the Lingxiao Treasure Palace!
"Yo, you kid can! Do you know that the Jade Emperor is sitting in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace? Boy, you have a very promising future, and this king is very optimistic about you. ”
I don't know, but the momentum must not be cowardly, this is the pride of being a general,