Chapter 45: You don't understand the bottom of a girl's skirt
"Mordo, a disciple of the ancient one, a Nigerian-British, was born on July 10, 1974, and is 36 years old this year. The best of Kama Taj's younger generation. Deeply disappointed by the weakness and inaction of the Ancient One in this incident, he believed that the world had offended the majesty of Kama Taj and advocated the use of force to settle the dispute, and was later suppressed by the mage leaders led by the three major temples, so he was dissatisfied with it, and launched a revenge a month later, and none of the London Temple guardian families survived. ”
"Wow, the guy has a big temper. But you can destroy the whole family at every turn, and your second phase is too long. ”
The firefighter crumpled the A4 paper with the information written on it into a ball and threw it into the trash can next to her.
She was walking down Blick Street in Manhattan, New York, and the New York Temple was at number 177. Information from S.H.I.E.L.D. said that Mordu, the eldest middle school second, was preparing to attack there this time.
Saving people is like fighting fire, the fireproof girl only played on the boiled egg computer for two hours, and the World of Warcraft left before the worries of the world. When she arrived at 177 Blick Street, she found a delicious fast-food restaurant, and it was lunchtime, so she had a light meal, so she lined up to buy a tuna sandwich.
She took a bite, the taste was amazing, and the fatigue of the morning was swept away, and she said to the boss with satisfaction: "This is the best sandwich I have ever had, how much does it cost?" ”
The boss was a chubby middle-aged man, he recognized the fire prevention girl, and said excitedly: "No money, no money." As long as Her Royal Highness the Princess can allow me to take a picture and put it in the store. ”
Yo, you're pretty good at business. However, the fire prevention girl just appreciates this positive character of facing life, and agreed without saying a word, making the boss happy until his nose bubbles.
"The tuna sandwich you make is so delicious, it must be doing good business."
"Blick Street is a commercial street with a lot of tourists, and I made a lot of money. But ......"
"But what?"
"Hehe, don't laugh at me when you say it." The fat boss said shamefully: "This Blick Street is expensive, and tourists often go to those high-end restaurants with toilets for 'convenience', and those of us who engage in roadside stalls suffer a lot." ”
The fire prevention woman understood, but there was a lack of public toilets. She smiled and said: "Be positive in everything, no matter what the difficulties, as long as you persevere, there will definitely be a turnaround." ”
No matter how much I turn around, I can't get out of the public toilet.
The fat boss laughed a few times and said goodbye to the fireproof girl.
This fast-food restaurant is not far from the New York Temple, and the Flame Girl's tuna sandwich arrives before it is finished. The three major temples were in the same breath, and the London temple was cold, and the people of the New York temple naturally knew about it, so they closed the door tightly, as if they were swearing to live and die with the temple.
The fireproof female heart said that the old lady, as the second generation of the earth's magic world, came in person, how many do you mean that you don't even open the door? Such disrespectful and humble, in our Lothric we are going to be dragged to be burned as firewood!
She was not used to this group of mages, she lifted the little jio, and even kicked the door with a lock with a bang. A few unlucky eggs smashed by the door panel broke their heads and bled out, lying on the ground and shouting: "The enemy is coming, the enemy is coming!" ”
"Whoa." A bunch of people jumped and jumped down from the second floor, both young and old, and the fireproof woman who watched it was in a cold sweat. This light skill, whether you are a mage or a hero?
"Stop howling." The fireproof girl said a word to the unlucky ones on the ground, took out a certificate from under her skirt, lit it up, and said bluntly: "Fire Department." ”
The mages began to whisper.
"Looks like the princess of Lothric."
"What about the princess, she's just a wild mage, and she can't control us."
The head of the London Temple, a man in his 50s, stepped forward and said without humility or arrogance: "Your Royal Highness, we follow the wishes of the Ancient One Master and are willing to cooperate with you in your work and work with the government to maintain the safety of the wizarding world, but this does not mean that you can invade the Temple without our consent. Today, we have a great enemy attacking, so we will not entertain you, please go back. ”
"Don't look at me like this, I'm actually busy, I really don't have time to invade your temple." Although the fire girl was elegant, she said very strongly: "I came today mainly to deal with the relationship between you and me. Don't deny it, I know you don't obey me, and to be honest, I don't look down on you. Your self-righteous magic is like a child's house in my eyes. ”
The mages were furious and shouted, "How can you understand the greatness of the Three Great Temples!" ”
The fireproof woman smiled and said, "Look, our biggest contradiction is here." So I decided to resolve this contradiction today. You are free, you can do it alone, it doesn't matter if you are on it, as long as you defeat me, you will be the boss of the Fire Transmission Department in the future, if you lose to me, obediently obey the order, don't blow up with me again. ”
The head was stunned for a moment, and hesitated: "This is related to the supreme position of the magic world, isn't it a bit of a joke?" ”
"The Supreme of the Wizarding World? Don't be funny, the Supreme Mage will always be the Ancient One, you have no hope, and I don't have that idea. The firefighter curled the corners of her mouth and whispered like a demon, "We're just fighting for power." So, give me an answer! ”
His face jumped twice, and he gritted his teeth and said to a young mage beside him, "Colin, you go!" ”
The fireproof girl smiled: "Yes, as a layman, you must have the consciousness of a layman!" ”
Colin picked up a short stick, and the boots on his feet flashed with golden halos.
The fireproof woman praised: "Because the spell is too difficult to control, it is very clever to seal it in the item in advance." We also have the technology in Los Creek. ”
Colin said proudly, "These are the Scepters of the Court of Life and Valtor's Jumping Boots, and they are not ordinary items, but magic weapons. Don't worry, Your Highness Princess, I will be merciful, at least not to spoil your beautiful little face! ”
As he spoke, he lunged forward, and Valtor's jumping boots shone brightly, causing him to leap through the air, leaping over the head of the firefighting woman, and the scepter of the Court of Life in his hand exploded violently, turning into a long whip, and attacking from behind at close range.
The firefighter had even just turned away.
Win!
The mages were full of joy, but before the happy expressions could stay on their faces for a second, a loud bang woke them up from their dreams.
There is no doubt that it was the sound of gunfire.
"My knees! My knees! Colin let out a miserable cry, and rolled on the ground with blood.
The fireproof woman carried the "Winchester M1887 lever shotgun" that she had just taken out from under her skirt (yes, it was the one used by the Terminator), and said approachably: "Next?" ”
The mages were silent, the mages erupted, and the head said angrily: "You cheat, you don't have magic at all!" ”
The fireproof woman pulled the bolt of the gun and raised her hand to shoot it. The head hurriedly used a spell to create a Seraphim shield defense. But he wasn't Doctor Strange, Juan Fu's Seraphim Shield could withstand the impact of the ship, and his Seraphim Shield couldn't even protect against shotgun bullets, and was instantly shattered, and he himself was knocked out by the impact, lying in the corner and vomiting blood.
The bullet shell fell to the ground with a clatter, and the fireproof woman said elegantly, "I'm sorry, I never said I wanted to compare magic with you. ”
The head was so angry that he pumped it with a bang.
"You demon girl, you don't have to talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes, you can stand shoulder to shoulder!"
Of course, mages can't shout this kind of thing if they haven't read martial arts novels, but that's what it means.
Seeing that the mages rushed over with spears and short sticks, the fire girl complained in her heart again, are you really mages? The martial arts are so exquisite, just like Gandalf, right?
The mages danced nunchucks and hummed, hey, and the fireproof women were calm and relaxed, and a foreign devil was shot. Magic is really talented, Juan Fu Xue Yue can be PK with Dormammu Imperial City, this group of mages have studied for decades and can only be brothers to cut me, and the magic shield made by desperate old age can't even be blocked by trolls, only relying on the suspension ring to cast the "Draw a circle to curse you" teleportation spell is quite creative, more or less caused some trouble to the fire girl.
After another ten minutes of fighting, few of the mages were standing, and the firefighter threw away the shotgun that had run out of bullets. She said one thing at all, and she didn't save face for the mage at all: "Look, your combat power is not as strong as you think. I admit that you are far superior in occultism, but it is not because you are superior, but because you have a monopoly on knowledge. Look at the reality clearly, it's not that the world needs you, it's that you need the world, honestly accept the management of the Fire Transmission Department, and there is no shame in being a civil servant, and it is a shame to be a jobless vagrant. ”
A mage vomited blood and said with difficulty: "You demon girl who can't even use magic, why do you slander us!" ”
Still stubborn? The fireproof girls laughed angrily: "If you want magic, okay, I'll show you one." Tell me, if a four-dimensional skirt counts as magic! ”
The fireproof girl lifted the hem of her skirt slightly, and the mages' faces suddenly turned green. Not because he saw some big treasures, but because Ping Pong fell out of his skirt with dozens of grenades.
"Happy New Year to all!"
The New York Temple was suddenly enveloped in festive fireworks.
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Tomorrow is Chinese New Year's Eve, and I will greet everyone with my wife Fire Prevention Girl!