Chapter 237: Returning to Hometown (Fog)
Lo Lick's visit to New York, which is undoubtedly the biggest and sweetest melon in the world today, is the world's dignitaries, news media, and ordinary people...... All melon-eating lovers will focus their eyes here, closing the development of the situation.
For ordinary people, the fire girl itself is extremely popular, and New York has recently been out of the limelight, and these two joys are superimposed, and they naturally become happier.
For dignitaries from all over the world, the fire prevention women's behavior is like throwing stones to ask for directions, just according to the reaction of the great beauty, to formulate the next strategic plan.
Not to mention the news media, that's what they do, and they even want the fire girl to make a big news, such as blowing up Pierce's dog head in front of the public.
Why didn't Pierce blow up the dog head of the fire prevention girl?
Are you stupid? Fire Girl is not only a king, but also a superhero, and the first superhero to appear in the United States, even earlier than Iron Man, Pierce is a bad old man to put it bluntly, what to fight with superheroes?
Regardless of whether they admit it or not, the current general concept of superheroes is superior, that is, the existence at the top of the food chain, people envy and fear, worship and vigilance, in their hearts, superheroes are like the sun, while longing for warmth and light, but they dare not approach, afraid of the sun's heat and burns.
With all this anticipation, the day finally came for Lo Slick to visit New York.
On this day, the gongs and drums in Times Square were noisy, firecrackers were fired, red flags were displayed, there were crowds of people, several news helicopters were constantly circling in the sky, and hundreds of primary school students on the ground were holding flowers and shouting welcome on both sides of the road, and the scene was very lively.
An elongated black sedan slowly drove in, and inside was the fireproof woman. When she saw this scene, she was immediately happy, and said with a smile: "I only said to give me the entire welcome team, but I didn't expect that there would be a golden boy and a girl." This Pierce always gives me something new. ”
Sitting in the co-pilot, the boiled egg snorted like a sour lemon, and criticized with righteous words: "The children don't understand politics, their behavior seems to be arranged in advance, there is no doubt that this is another trampling on free will by Pierce, and it is turning back the wheel of history!" ”
The driver's hawkeye also said indignantly: "That's it, if anyone dares to let my two little guys stand stupidly in the sun, I will shoot all the light bulbs in his house!" ”
The trampling of free will? Turning back the clock on history?
The fireproof girl scoffed, I didn't expect your braised egg to be black on the outside, but white on the inside, and you believed it when the great beauty shouted freedom and equality, really when it was a lighthouse? If you want to manipulate the will of the people, the great beauty is called the second, and no one dares to call it the first, otherwise what does Hollywood do?
If this doesn't convince you, there is another party to ask.
The fireproof girl smiled and asked the American team who acted as a bodyguard, "Captain, when you sold treasury bills back then, did everyone come voluntarily?" ”
The American team was embarrassed for a while: "Probably not." Strictly speaking, even I am not voluntary, and my desire has always been to go to the battlefield to fight devils. But that's a requirement of the state, so I can only obey. ”
The boiled egg suddenly stopped talking.
So, what Pierce did is no different from Screw Fu, don't just scold Pierce, you have the ability to scold Screw Fu.
Do boiled eggs have this ability? Of course he didn't. He still has to eat under the disciples and grandchildren of Screw Fu, and he can't do anything to smash his own job.
However, Screw Fu is also wise, and he actually asked the foot man of the American team to do such a big thing as selling treasury bills, and I don't know what he thinks. Now, even the director of the rural supply and marketing cooperatives knows that to engage in sales, he must find a few women with sufficient weight in front armor to do it
The fireproof girl thought so blindly, and the car also came to the end of the red carpet and stopped, and then Natasha got out of the car first, opened the door, and the fireproof girl put on an elegant smile, moved her jade legs lightly, and Shi Shiran walked out of the car.
The scene suddenly erupted in extremely enthusiastic cheers.
Judging by the frenzied performance of the surrounding crowd, this was not deliberately arranged by Pierce, but the spontaneous behavior of the people.
After all, for the city of New York, the Fire Girl is so special.
It was here that she first appeared, stopping the Hulk and the Abomination War, and later generously teaching light healing techniques and magical theories publicly, so that New York successfully ushered in the age of magic and became a dream city that everyone yearns for. Later, the firefighter turned the tide in the alien invasion, went to the front line and led the army to defeat the Zetarians with her own hands, successfully liberated New York, and saved 8 million New Yorkers from fire and water. After that, she vigorously developed medicine and various high-end technology, New York is close to the water, and directly ate the first wave of dividends, not only obtained a large number of new jobs from it, greatly increased the employment rate, but also increased people's income, alleviated internal contradictions, and made the whole New York thriving, from a middle-aged person who seemed to be hollowed out of his body, and became a young man who could fight until dawn, which is not too beautiful.
Do you want to be safe? I'm going to give it to the fireproof girl!
Do you want wealth? Or my fireproof girl will give it!
Let's ask, in this case, can the people of New York not love the fire prevention girl?
What's more, the fireproof girl is so beautiful!
Although the world is full of people, when you didn't forcibly expropriate people's land and demolish people's old houses, these people still had a little conscience.
Will the fire prevention woman forcibly expropriate land and forcibly demolish old houses?
Of course not, the entire soul world is hers, so she can't look down on New York.
So she has no conflict of interest with the people of New York at all, and has always been giving without asking for anything in return (mainly because she doesn't want anything), just like a hard-working cow who eats grass and milks out milk.
Now the people of New York cheer for her? Is there a problem? Absolutely.
The fire girl herself also accepted it deservedly, waving frequently in the face of the crowd, which was as dazzling as the Statue of Liberty.
But if she's cool, Pierce isn't.
This old man is now the same as a braised egg, and he can't do it.
Whether it's governing New York or managing New York, it's obviously me first, why are you so skilled, how many times have you practiced behind your back?
I thought so in my heart, but Pierce City was very deep, and he still looked smiling on the surface, and the folds on his face were like flowering buns, which were particularly simple.
He just coughed and attracted everyone's attention, and then said seriously: "Welcome, Your Majesty, you are a hero of New York, your arrival makes the city feel very honored, and on behalf of all the citizens of New York, I welcome you again!" ”
Okay, old boy, one mouth represents all of New York, is this a declaration of sovereignty to me?
However, the fireproof lady has a big business, and she doesn't care about Pierce's careful thinking, she ignores Pierce's outstretched hand, but returns a noble salute from Lustric, and says impeccably: "Please forgive me for taking the liberty of visiting." I would like to thank New York for the welcome ceremony, which made me feel like home. ”
Although New York belongs to you Pierce, my wife can come and go whenever she wants, and it is no different from my family. You think you're the president, but you're actually a housekeeper!
Of course, Pierce understood the meaning of the fire girl's words, but he really didn't have any words to refute for a while, and the fire girl did not shake hands with him according to international practice, which greatly surprised him. Pierce is in his 60s, although he is old and sophisticated, his reaction power is not as good as before, and so many emergencies are concentrated in the world, he is really confused.
All of a sudden, the original habit of being a little brother came up again, in front of many cameras, his first reaction was not to make a fool of himself, seeing the fire girl performing aristocratic etiquette, he also subconsciously studied, but the action was clumsy, it was really a bit nondescript, which made people laugh.
This is the gap between Pierce and the fire woman.
It's not that he's not diligent, it's not that he's not genius, but in the end, he's still lacking in foundation. He has been a junior brother for most of his life, even if he is now the boss, the humility and caution engraved in his bones can never be said to be nothing.
Think you can be a blockbuster as long as you're good enough? Miss by a mile!
Why do you think that your more than ten years of hard study can be compared to the hard work of several generations and hundreds of years? If that's the case, that's the biggest injustice!
Pierce was embarrassed to hear the chuckles around him. He also knew that he had done something wrong, he didn't have to follow the rhythm of the fire girl at all, you do your salute, I stretched out my hand, this is not a God of Food Competition, I have to do what you do.
But at this point, Pierce can't help it, no matter how funny it is, he has to finish the salute hard, anyway, he has lost his face, and there is nothing to be afraid of.
Pierce was about to break the can, everyone was waiting to see his jokes, and even many reporters had already thought of various satirical headlines and were ready to write about them in tomorrow's headlines, but the fire girl stepped in to stop Pierce.
The old man raised his head in surprise, he thought that the fire girl was deliberately giving him an ugly look, and wanted to give him a dismount, after all, this is a very common diplomatic method.
But the fire girl didn't, she just didn't disdain to use other people's etiquette.
Why should the whole world use your Western handshake salute, I will use our noble salute of Lothric, whoever dares to disagree, I will let him spread the fire!
The fireproof woman interrupted Pierce's movements and said with a smile: "There are two types of noble rites in Lothric, male and female, and I use women's etiquette, which is not suitable for you to use." If you are really interested, when you have time, I will arrange a waiter to give you a detailed description of the manly etiquette. ”
"Interested, of course interested. Lothric's culture is vast and profound, and it has always been talked about by the people, and I am naturally not exempt from it. With this step, Pierce smiled and said: "No wonder I do this set of actions in a weird way, it turns out to be a woman's etiquette, then it makes sense." ”
What, it's obvious that you're old and yellow, and it's ugly to be ugly!
But with this slope, the old donkey Pierce still slid down, and he couldn't help but feel a little grateful to the fireproof girl in his heart, and said with a smile on his face: "You have worked hard all the way, I have prepared a banquet, and I invite you to enjoy it." ”
"It's a great honor to invite you."
The two of them walked forward together.
Natasha asked in the communication channel, "Why are you helping that old guy?" ”
The fireproof woman didn't bother to answer at all. Nonsense, I'm the ruler, he's the ruler, we're the one. If I don't help him, will I help you people, give you freedom and democracy, and then let you cut off my head and kill me without respect?
I'm not stupid!
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