"What could be something stolen?" asked Zhang Qian puzzled. Book mi group 2lingdiankans

"It may be Wukong or a little bit of a crime," Liu Junhao replied. These two guys are very likely to commit crimes, and they both have a history of stealing birds' eggs. Especially monkeys, the suspicion is even greater.

"Goku!" Zhang Qian immediately shouted.

The monkey heard the call of his master and hurriedly ran over.

"Did you do it?" Liu Junhao pointed to the eggshells all over the ground and began to interrogate.

Wukong didn't know if he understood or not, he kept jumping down, and stretched out his paw to point to the sky when he was about to go.

"This guy is pretending to be stupid" Liu Junhao looked in that direction and found that the monkey was referring to a few large poplar trees next to the courtyard wall, and it was naturally impossible for there to be thieves stealing duck eggs on them.

After confirming the culprit, Zhang Qian immediately raised Wukong's ear and reprimanded.

The little guy squeaked "luàn" at first, and finally his head drooped completely, apparently "profoundly" realizing his mistake.

In fact, the two of them didn't plan to do anything to Wukong, the monkey has been at home for so long, and they have been treated as half a family, just a lesson.

Since she has two children at home, Zhang Qian has taught a lot fewer classes. In addition, another teacher has been transferred to the town education office this year, and she has relaxed down.

There was no class in the afternoon, so the two of them sat in the courtyard to play with the two little guys.

It wasn't until the students were out of school that Er Mazi called and asked him to send some yellow eels over. Huang Eel had already picked it up and put it in a wooden basin, and he immediately packed up more than a dozen catties of "mén".

When I arrived at Er Mazi's house, several familiar tourists were sitting in the house drinking. Seeing Liu Junhao coming, they had to let him sit down and have a drink.

There was no way to be gracious, so Liu Junhao had to drink a few beers with them. Then he left with his "chou" body.

As soon as I walked to the middle of the village, I saw an electric car staggering not far in front of me.

It was the "máo" child who was riding the bike. When he saw someone blocking the road, he immediately shouted loudly, "Uncle Xiaohao." Don't move, don't move! ”

Looking at the crooked appearance of the bear child riding an electric car, Liu Junhao hurriedly stopped and stood motionless on the side of the road, for fear of startling Liu Changlin.

Between words. The electric car has arrived, and it is still half a meter away from itself. Who knew that this guy would suddenly twist the handrail and rush straight towards him.

Liu Junhao was startled, hurriedly jumped into the ditch, and finally avoided it again and again.

"Uncle Xiaohao, I'm sorry. I can't hold my hands steadily. The child stopped the electric car and explained with a sad face.

"You bear kid deliberately aiming," Liu Junhao stomped on the mud on his feet and reprimanded. Fortunately, there is no water in this ditch, otherwise I would have to take a cold shower.

"Hey," the child scratched his scalp embarrassedly.

"How old are you to learn electric cars, what should you do if you fall. Don't do anything serious after school, where are you? Liu Junhao asked casually.

"My dad has agreed to let me ride, and he's playing cards over there," the child gestured into the distance.

Children in rural areas are like this, it is normal to fall a few heels while riding a bicycle, and adults generally don't care. Since Lao Tzu had agreed, Liu Junhao didn't want to say anything more, and waved his hand to let him leave.

Watching the bear child stumbling on the road on a bicycle, Liu Junhao remembered how he learned to ride a bicycle when he was a child.

In the early nineties, bicycles were still a luxury item in Liujiagou. It's much more expensive than today's electric cars. Permacycles were popular at the time, characterized by large two wheels. There is a horizontal bar in the center, which is strong and durable. It's no problem to camel three or four hundred pounds at a time.

At that time, Old Man Liu had some spare money in his hands, and he also went to the street to buy one. He is rare like a baby, and every time he comes back from the market, he always uses a rag to wipe the bicycle back and forth as bright as new.

Liu Junhao was full of admiration for this bicycle and wanted to learn it several times, but unfortunately Old Man Liu never let him. Once while the old man was taking a nap in the room, Liu Junhao finally couldn't help but do it.

He was stunned to carry the permanent bicycle, and in order to prevent the sound of the chain from turning to alarm the old man, he also deliberately helped with a rope. I tiptoed around with my bicycle on my shoulder, and I didn't dare to put it down until I got out of the big "mén".

At that time, the wheat field in the village was not far from his house, and Liu Junhao pushed his bicycle to the store, not to mention how excited.

He had borrowed someone else's car a few times before, and he was a little experienced, first pushing the cart and running a few steps forward, then using that habit of "xing" to step on his left foot, kick his right foot a few times behind him, and step on the other pedal. This kind of riding is called "tui", and it is generally the case for children to learn to ride a bicycle.

Hop on a permanent bike and ride the dust...... With this excitement, Liu Junhao rode faster and faster. I didn't expect sadness to come from it, and when he passed by a big boulder, he didn't have time to turn and hit it headlong.

The whole bike was completely pressed against his body, and the pain made him burst into tears.

Without waiting for the guys around him to come and watch the excitement, he got up and pushed his bicycle back home, quietly putting it back in its place. Later, I found out that the big "tui" was smashed out of a bruise, and it took more than ten days of rest to get rid of it.

Most of the people who learn to ride bicycles have fallen, and he is not sad to urge, but sad to urge the "máo" child and his father Liu Junqi.

After this guy learned to ride a bike, he deliberately showed off his double handlebars - that is, he rode the bike without his hands and only with his pedals. At that time, the unlucky reminder shouted "Look at me, look at my ......"

He didn't even notice that the front wheel hit a brick, and he didn't have time to hold the handlebar before he fell to the ground. But the bicycle he was riding broke down, and all that was left was an iron bar.

When he fell, the iron rod happened to press on the big "tui", and the tip of the stick directly penetrated the big "tui".

This unfortunate urge didn't feel the pain at first, and kicked the bike away. When he found that the blood had stained the "ku" red, he hugged the big "tui" and began to scream, "Help, help!" ”

A group of onlookers were stunned and stood there not knowing what to do.

Fortunately, the adults of the village passed by and hurriedly carried him and ran back.

Later, several strong men urged this bad luck to the hospital, and according to the doctor, Liu Junqi was extremely lucky, and the iron rod passed directly from the "rou", and it almost pierced the artery.

Liu Junqi rested at home for two months, and soon began to live on the wheat field again.

What kind of baby does anyone have, Lao Tzu is so violent, and the "máo" child does not give in, and he has just started to learn to ride an electric car at the age of ten.

Liu Junhao was sighing here, and he saw that Liu Changlin had stumbled and rode to the edge of the weir pond, and with a plop, he plunged into the water with a car.

"X" he threw away the bucket and rushed over, shouting "Come on!" ”

rushed to the edge of the weir pond and didn't bother to take off his clothes, and jumped directly into the water.

"Uncle Xiaohao, leave me alone...... Electric car! By this time, the bear child still had the heart to take care of the electric car.

"Get on it for me, don't freeze." Liu Junhao reprimanded, and a fierce man went to the bottom of the water and carried the electric car stuck in the mud to the shore.

At this time, many adults who heard the sound also rushed over and asked what was going on.

"You bear child, don't you ride an electric car well, what are you running into the weir pond?" When Liu Junqi understood what was going on, he immediately reached out to twist the child's ears.

"You're so nice, how can you ride a bicycle and shout for help if you're good!" At this time, Liu Guangju opened his mouth and reprimanded, "Why don't you hurry up and let the child go home to change clothes, what should I do if it freezes?" ”

was exposed by others, and Liu Junqi stopped in disgust.

The person who understood what Liu Guangju was referring to couldn't help laughing, these two guys are really interesting, one is more outrageous than the other!

Wet all over, standing on the shore shivering, Liu Junhao didn't stay, and hurried home to change clothes.

"What's wrong with you?" Zhang Qian didn't expect her husband to become like this less than half an hour after he came out of "mén".

"Don't mention it, I'll tell you after I change my clothes." Liu Junhao threw the bucket into the courtyard and hurried into the bedroom. Putting on dry clothes, he felt a little warmth on his body, and he recounted what had just happened.

Let such a young child learn to ride an electric car? Zhang Qian also opened her mouth wide after hearing this, and said that she would reprimand the "máo" child in class tomorrow.

Before the "chuáng" could be raised, the magpies in the courtyard chirped and announced the start of a new day.

Last night, the two little guys were noisy in the middle of the night, Liu Junhao was lazy and wanted to rest for a while, but Zhang Qian shouted, "Get up early and collect the night duck eggs, don't let the monkeys eat them secretly." I'm going to cook! "Very few ducks lay eggs during the day, they mostly lay eggs in the early hours of the morning, and they lay early at seven or eight o'clock, and now it is just right to collect duck eggs.

Many magpies in the courtyard were noisy, and when they saw someone driving 'mén', they immediately flapped their wings and flew to the trees.

Liu Junhao washed his face and came to the firewood pile, then looked at it a few times in a daze, and said a national curse loudly.

Next to the pile of firewood and grass are crushed duck eggs, and egg whites and yolks are flowing everywhere. Look, the culprit must have fled when he heard them turn on the 'mén'.

"Wukong" Liu Junhao shouted, not only called the monkey over, but even Zhang Qian came over to see what was going on.

The two of them originally thought it was a monkey bad thing, but when they saw Wukong's paws clean, they didn't think it was a monkey who did it.

During that time, this guy didn't go to the pool to clean the monkey's paws at all.

Zhang Qian and Liu Junhao are now full of fire, and they don't cook anymore. After cleaning up the traces of the scene, Liu Junhao went back to the house and took a few duck eggs and put them next to the firewood and straw pile.

Then the two of them hid inside the house, and peered closely into the courtyard through the window, trying to see what was stealing the duck eggs.

In order to prevent the macular bark from startling the snakes, Liu Junhao deliberately drove them out of the hospital.

It's a pity that the opponent is very cunning, and after waiting for more than ten minutes, he still didn't see the culprit appear. In addition to a few wild "ji" in the yard looking for food, the rest is the magpie chirping "luàn" in the branches.

"Don't look for it, it must have been Wukong's doing. Maybe it will finish eating it and wash its hands before we get 'chuáng'" Zhang Qian stared outside for so long, her eyes were a little sour.

"Wait...... Look at it," Liu Junhao suddenly exclaimed.

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